01x05 - Episode #1.5

[bunniefuu]

[This is Xian Intl. Airport in China.]

But what on earth...

[Panic-stricken.]

I mean, how would this work?

I can't communicate.

We don't speak Chinese, so how?
[Daunting mission for Hodong.]

[Tripitaka race: Find your way
to the guesthouse.]

[40km from the airport, Xian downtown.]

[It's packed with guest houses.]

[This one's ours.]

[Jano guest house]

[Affordable starting at
\9,000 a night per person.]

[The perfect location to explore Xi'an.]

[Tripitaka race: 1st plays Tripitaka,


[This could be too easy.]

[So we took their phones]

[and drained the batteries to 10%]

Are the phones important?

Yeah.

- I think they're crucial.
- Cuz they have maps.

For Sugeun

[Sun Wukong with nothing to do.]

That's rad.

We'll let you charge batteries

[with this monkey tail.]

[Charger transformer set
that resembles a monkey tail.]

[100% handmade]

[Inside is a 16000mAh Xiaomi charger.]

[For both Android and iPhone.]

[How it's worn.]

[Tempting.]

This is hilarious.

I could work part-time with this.

Charge your phones.
[Seugun to use his charger set.]

What about transport fees and such?

Is that for us?

[Hands the money for the race.]



We're getting 50 Yuan?

That's enough to get you there.

By cab?

What?

Cabs are no good
if you don't pronounce right.

The drivers don't understand
your destination.

They give us an address to find our way.

[We'll read the address.]

I'll give you 10 seconds.


[They're recording on phones.]

I'll read the address.

[Public address statement.]

Xian

Xian

[Really... reading in Chinese?]

One more time.

- How are we...
- One more time.

- How do we understand this?
- It's too much.

- No, I mean...
- One more time.

Last. Ready, go.

Jano Guest House, No.69
Shun Cheng Nan Lu, South Gate, Xian.

That's it?

We'll head out.

Xian nacu?

Bye guys, see you there.

What? Start now?

I'll give you 10 seconds.


[Countdown to panic.]

This is too difficult.

My battery is down to 9%.

Are we in Xian?

Yeah, Xian. It's near here.

This is serious.

How do you say bus again?

- What?
- Gong Gong Qi Che.

Gong Gong Qi Che?

- Bus?
- Yeah.

How would this work?

[It's a race, but they won't.. can't run.]

How can we get there?

Let's team up.

Yeah, we can't do this alone.

Let's team up and take a cab.

We can get the driver to listen.

We cover the expenses
and wait for the others there.

You can be first to become Tripitaka.

I'll let you pass.

I can come in 2nd.

Yeah, 1st or 2nd doesn't matter.
We just need to avoid 3rd.

Okay, hurry.

[The brains want Seunggi as Tripitaka.]

[The boneheads.]

Say it one more time.

[Hodong sapiens]

[asks his Galaxy phone to translate.]

Xian, Chung Lang Lu, Nam Man Lu...

[Good rhyming!]

Jong Ma Llu (really).

Translating.

[Xian uses Seongnam road, by Galaxy.]

Xian.

Sorry I don't know
what you mean, from Galaxy.

I'm gonna go nuts.

Should we take a cab?

Yeah, let's take it and...

Hello, hi.

[Airport workers know Seunggi.]

I love you.

[She even loves him.]

[So our bright Seunggi]

[had his fan listen to the address.]

[Gets a jot-down.]

[I can't let Seunggi get lost.]

[She even shows the website.]

Take a picture.

[Mission accomplished.]

This one?

[Great fandom.]

[I can't let Seunggi get lost.]
[Even leading the way.]

Seunggi was a good choice.

Good, good.

[An arrest?]

[No, he's listening to Hodong's phone.]

[Kind enough to write it down.]

People might think you're hitting him.

[I wrote the address.]

[Go that way.]

Is it far from here?

About 50 minutes by car.



- 15 minutes.
- Yeah, 50 minutes.

- To walk there...
- He said 15 minutes by car.

Why am I going with you?

You need to, we're both late.

I don't even need phones.

[No brainer to find the cab stop.]

Excuse me.

We're tourists from South Korea.

We want to go here.

Okay.

How much?

We have 100 Yuan.

That won't pay for the trip.

[What?!]

We don't have enough.

We can't even use google.
It's too hard.

Where's the bus stop?
How do we get there by bus?

What kind of mission is this?!

[Adjusting the screen
to calm Jiwon the kid.]

It's 40km away.

[There's no direct bus.]

- No bus?
- No, no.

Then how do we get there?

No cabs, no bus...

[Adjusting the screen
to calm Jiwon the kid.]

Do you have a car?

I'll give you...

[Adjusting the screen
to calm Jiwon the kid.]

How do you say go this much?

[More coming to the rescue.]

[The problem is...]

We can't speak Chinese.

English?

English?

[New to the rescue.]

Where are you going?

Here.

[He speaks English! There's hope.]

First, get on the bus.

Enter the door and turn left to get on.

Transfer?

Transfer?

[Taking him there.]

Buy the bus ticket first.

Thank you.

This is confusing, so let's start out.

We're gonna buy tickets first.

- Then me too.
- Buy what?

What did you say?

Don't use English too much.
This is China so if...

[Hodong's on the side cuz
he can't buy tickets.]

Hodong's losing it.

A little irritated, too.

What? What?

Kang Hodong.

[Even the mind-boggled Hodong]

[has precious fans in China.]

[Asking how to buy tickets.]

Bus is Gong Gong Qi Che?

Can you speak English?

English, no.

Only Korean.

There's no direct bus.

[Kind enough to give directions.]

[Why can't you understand?]

We need to speak English.

No direct?

Not directly.

Directly?

[Head spinning.]

[A map to make listening easier.]

Bus, then take the cab.

Do you understand?

Where are we at?

The airport.

[I don't understand...]

[Giving directions again.]

[Getting more confused.]

- English...
- She's speaking English...

Can you speak Chinese?

[A Chinese.]

Yes.

[While Hodong struggles]

[he's talking about the show]

No no no no no.

- Shin
- Shin

Shin Xiyou Ji.

[Teaching Chinese to Chinese.]

I play Zhu Bajie.

They got that right off.

I play Zhu Bajie.

To here.

[Gathering courage to buy tickets.]

Arrive.

Arrive here.

Gong Gong Qi Che (bus) ticket.

[Took them 30 minutes for tickets.]

[A free rider.]
One more.

[Meanwhile, Seunggi's on a roll.]

[With his bilingual skills]

Finsh. Ah, finish.

[Now he knows to
take a cab at the last stop.]

[They thank the policeman]

[who saved them.]

We go to the last stop.

[Eager for the ride.]

[Same journey, but on another bus.]

Oops.

Did you do that on purpose?

It wasn't slapstick comedy.

Oh man, I...

Okay, okay. You don't do that stuff.

- My legs gave way.
- Why were you opening that?

Thanks so much.

Cramming for Chinese worked out.

If this is a light start,

what are doing
for those 7 dragon ba*ls?

Yeah, that would be harder.

They said it's nearly impossible.

I'll make the biggest wish ever.

I'm gonna ask them to
buy me half of China.

[Out of... his mind.]

Buy me half of China.

I texted him.

Who?

Director Na asked if we're on our way.

So I wrote the mission's insane.

What do you wanna say?

What do I wanna say?

[Seunggi: My battery's 2%]

[Seunggi: Jiwon wants me to tell you.]

[This can't air even on Internet tv.]

Write Sugeun, you're in for trouble.

They're keep texting me.

Don't even reply.

[Sugeun: We're almost there.]

[But no use in bluffing.]

[Sugeun: We'll arrive in 2 hours.]

[He can't fool me.]

It's an hour drive from here.

No way, unless he's flying.

Down to 1%,
but I wanna keep texting.

Oh, my battery's out.

It's off.
[The glimmer of hope gone.]

Texting was fun.

[Hondong's too.]

Hey, brother.

[His battery is nearly dead.]

[What comes handy in such times?]

[Charger-man to the rescue.]

It's charging.

People are looking at me funny.

Like what's he doing?

[Strange person, strange gadget.]

[Meanwhile, good-natured Seunggi]

[borrows a charger from another passenger.]

[His is huge.]

It works, it works.

[Both brains and luck are on their side.]

[Carrying a bunch of chargers.]

[The man who has it all.]

He's got everything.

[He's even telling them where to eat.]

Lamb soup with steamed buns.

What's dumpling in Chinese?

Mandu?

[When Seunggi asks]

[he's sure to help.]

[On good terms.]

I think I'm gonna burst.

I can't understand a thing.

I'm gonna go nuts.

[In their own world.]

[Gloomy and dark.]

Do phones translate?

When you get off, take a cab.

Taxi.

Taxi.

[A girls joins them.]

Do you speak English?

[Speak English or else.]

She's my daughter.

Can you speak English?

Eyes almost pooping out.

Yeah, a little bit.

Can you help us out?

We have to go to this address.

The problem is...

It's our first time in Xian.

Xian, first time?

It's their first visit.

[Too bad.]

It could of been easier with English.

You're choosing not to speak it.

Exactly.

They're the ones who can't speak.

I can explus(?) very well in English.

[Do you... have a problem? ]

What's the other team doing?

What do you think is their plan?

Tripitaka race.

Either way, Seunggi wins.