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07x03 - Episode #7.3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "New Journey to the West". Aired: 8 April 2016 – 18 December 2020.*
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Inspired by the famous Chinese novel Journey to the West, in each season every cast member was dressed as a certain character and traveled to places on a mission to find mystical dragon ba*ls.

07x03 - Episode #7.3

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(Journey to the West 7, Homecoming)

(International Guru Symposium)

(First Period: Study of People)

1, 2, 3.

(Kang Nam's wife!)

(How could he think of such a thing?)

(He came first for Study of People)

(Second Period: Study of Fall Specialties)

(Gurus are shocked by the homework.)

(They are shocked by the smell.)

(Being awed)

(They are shocked by the shape.)

(They are shocked by the size.)

(They were given tremendous homework.)

(Second Period)

(Everyone flunked.)

(It is a fresh morning with warm sunlight.)

(It is the second day of International Guru Symposium.)

(Third Period: Study of Raw Food)

(Raw food was very moving.)

(Some showed strange reactions.)

(Some refused the study.)

(Fourth Period: Draw Lots for Studying Abroad)

(Winner gets the chance of overseas training.)

(They put their energies together.)

(But sadly, they will have to wait for another time.)

(They are taking a rest.)

Shouldn't we get ready?

I guess we should.

This costume is simple. I'm done.

He is sleeping again.

He falls asleep as soon as his head touches the floor.

Kyu Hyun, you first?

- MINO. - Yes.

Please tie it up.

(Stretching)

Like Clown Cho?

(MINO begins to blow in a breath into Cho Genie's hair.)

Even the hair?

(Squeezing tight.)

(Guru Song's apple-style hair is complete.)

(It's time to color the face next.)

Please take good care of me.

Don't worry.

(Today, he adds some white color.)

(The color is brighter and more cheerful than yesterday.)

(The glitter in his eyes changes when he holds a brush.)

- You like this, right? - Yes.

To this...

(He adds the beard which is Genie's symbol.)

(He paints the beard densely.)

(He paints the eyebrows lightly.)

(He aims for 1,000 percent customer satisfaction.)

- You like it? - It's very nice.

Thank you.

It's sleeker than yesterday.

- It's sleeker and more detailed. - Yes.

I raised the quality.

I like it.

(He has gone from deep blue...)

(to sky blue.)

(He has found his personal color.)

Shall I go next?

Yes, you can come now.

(It's finally my turn.)

(The yellow pickled radish has been waiting.)

Please make him look good too.

(This is the hardest task Artist Song has ever faced.)

When eyes and nose get closer, you look cuter.

- When eyes and nose are closer? - Yes.

(I see.)

(Putting color on his brush)

I have to use a big brush for you.

(A big face)

(It takes more than 10 minutes just to put on the base color.)

(This is the prelude to the long journey of yellow.)

("I thought my life was a comedy, but it was a tragedy." - Joker Kang)

(The focus of Kang Myohan's makeup today is...)

(eyes painted lower.)

(Smiling)

(Quivering)

Done.

You look cute.

(Mysterious Power)

(When eyes and nose gather together, it adds cuteness.)

(He is checking his makeup.)

I want to be funny using my quick reaction.

How long do I have to depend on looking funny?

I want to be funny using my wit.

(Meanwhile, Eundalf is getting his hair braided.)

(His hair looks pretty in braids.)

What about this?

(He looks like Regolas from the back.)

Can you draw some white mustache here?

Okay.

(This is not permanent.)

(He is already the third one Artist Song is working on.)

(You must be tired.)

(Drinking)

You don't have to work so much on it.

When I hold a brush, I can't help myself.

(Eundalf's beard is complete.)

- Thank you. - Sure.

(The gurus are ready to get to work.)

- 7. - 7.

(The recorded the teaser.)

Thank you. Now we're going to have lunch.

- Yes. - We do get good food.

You can stay where you are.

We are in Gongju in front of Mount Gyeryong.

There is a famous restaurant which took in the energy of the mountain.

There is a tremendously famous jjamppong place around here.

- Jjampong? - Really?

He kept talking about it yesterday.

We all talked about it yesterday.

That we wanted to eat jjamppong.

Mount Gyeryong equals jjamppong.

No way.

(Today's lunch is Mount Gyerong jjamppong.)

(However...)

It is such a famous place so we could only reserve three seats.

(They could only reserve three seats.)

We prepared two vehicles.

If you look over there, there are a van and a small bus.

One will go to the jjamppong place.

The other will go somewhere else.

It's a random choice.

Is it just a random choice?

(Game of Choosing the Jjamppong Vehicle)

(It starts now.)

It goes there.

But you can't tell by the car where it will go, right?

- You can't. - But you could feel it.

Where is he going? He acts as if he knows something.

It's one of these two, right?

(Which one will go to the jjamppong place?)

(Vehicle Number 1 is for 25 people. He is a crew.)

(He goes to the other van.)

(Vehicle Number 2 is for 9 people. He is a crew.)

(Smiling)

(Everyone starts running.)

I don't know. I don't know.

(He gets on the van.)

- I'm going here. - I don't know.

(Ji won gets on the van.)

I'm taking this one.

I'm getting on this one.

- Why is everyone coming here. - It's this one.

Why are you coming here?

I feel it's this one. I feel that bus will go somewhere tough.

Because there are many people there.

- Here. - The back seat.

All three of us have to take the back seats.

First vehicle is always the right one.

Also big cars can't go on mountain paths.

Also, if you eat jjamppong,

you need a lot of camera crew.

- Aren't I right? - Right.

- Right. - 1, 2, 3.

- Let's go! - This bus can't go on...

rough mountain roads.

(h* Dong, Su Geun, and MINO choose the bus.)

I can smell jjamppong.

Me too. If Producer Na gets on this one, we're going to jjamppong.

(Most of the crew gets on the bus.)

(Producer Na also gets on the bus.)

Do you see all those camera crew getting on the bus?

They are going to the mountains for sure.

They expect to go to the jjamppong place in that big bus?

That's absurd.

That's a waste of manpower.

That's why I came here.

That bus is too big.

You can just fix the camera and film the scene.

Greedy guys who run like that shouldn't get to eat good things.

You have to use your spirit power.

How can you do that?

You have to think first which one is for the jjamppong place.

The seats are red here.

The last time we ended up...

going to Jeju Island like this.

Why did I come here?

(Feeling grim)

Suddenly, I don't feel so confident.

You can change your mind if you want to.

(You can change your mind if you want to!)

He will never change places.

It's this bus.

Do we have to change or something?

I'm going.

He's going?

(Feeling betrayed)

(There is a deserter from the bus.)

MINO is coming here.

- What do we do? - You want to come here?

- Why? - You want to come here?

Does anyone want to change places?

Oh... no.

It's okay.

- What do we do? - What about?

Will you stay there?

This van is going somewhere tough.

I wanted to pick herbs in Mount Gyeryong.

This van can go on narrow roads.

What about you P.O?

I really want to have jjamppong.

What about you P.O?

Do you want to change places?

Think carefully.

Okay.

You're going?

(One of them has made the wrong choice.)

Ji Won, what do you think about this van?

- What about? - What will happen?

(He looks cheerful.)

Tell me why you changed places?

Did you feel a hunch?

He has a terrible instinct about things like this.

(He has a terrible instinct about things like this.)

(He has terrible instincts.)

One thing I'm worried about is Producer Na is on that bus.

- What? - What?

Producer Na is on that bus.

- I'm starting off now. - Then, why did you come here?

You can't change now.

(Selection of vehicles is over.)

(h* Dong, Su Geun, and P.O have chosen the bus.)

(Ji Won, Kyu Hyun, and MINO have chosen the van.)

(Which vehicle will go to the jjamppong place?)

We are starting off now.

I wish you the best of luck.

(Two vehicles start off in the same direction.)

There is no reason to take that bus.

They can film much more things when people are having a hard time.

- That's right. - Producer Na is there too.

- That's the way to get fun scenes. - Right.

Also, he really loves jjamppong.

- And his name is... - His name is Jjamppong.

He is the regular director for "Kang's Kitchen".

- Good. - This is the one.

- We made the right choice. - I'm sure of it now.

No one is following us, either.

h* Dong.

I think we are on our way to the jjamppong place.

- Me too. - I suddenly feel so confident.

Producer Na is searching for jjamppong places right now.

(Searching)

Is there some food prepared on the top of Mount Gyeryong?

Like a memorial service?

We're parting.

Hold on.

- Wait. - To the left...

- The city center is on the left. - The city center...

The downtown of Gongju is on the left.

Where are they going?

To the right is a mountain.

(The 9-seater van turns right.)

To the right is a mountain.

There can't be a famous restaurant...

in front of a mountain.

It's impossible.

(Pessimistic)

We came all the way to Gongju.

A famous restaurant...

That'd be too boring.

(The van crosses the bridge.)

They're crossing the bridge.

They can't be going to a jjamppong restaurant.

They must be headed to the entrance of Mount Gyeryong.

There are an apartment complex and a school straight ahead.

That must be where the jjamppong restaurant is.

I think it's going well for us so far.

- There's an apartment complex... - Don't lose hope.

Don't lose hope yet.

Where are we going?

This is a restaurant street.

- It's a tourist area. - This is it.

We're at the right place.

(It looks like a tourist area.)

Food... This is a Food and Culture Street!

Really?

- This is a Food and Culture Street. - This is it.

There are nice restaurants. I see a ssambap place.

I have a good feeling.

What?

- This is it. - It's a Chinese restaurant.

You arrived at one of the four most famous jjamppong restaurants!

(They get to have jjamppong.)

You arrived at one of the four most famous jjamppong restaurants!

(Excited)

- We did it! - Unbelievable.

Good that I changed my mind.

Right. I knew it.

Unbuckle your seatbelts.

There were too many staff members.

Poor P.O.

(Poor P.O.)

(Meanwhile...)

We're having boring food.

- Did we arrive? - No.

Guys.

We're picking up lunchboxes for the staff.

- Pardon? - We're picking up lunchboxes.

(They're going to deliver lunchboxes.)

- All right. - Let's see how spicy it tastes.

Let me taste the soup of famous jjamppong.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hello.

This place is so popular...

that the word even reached Mount Gyeryong.

In the middle of practicing asceticism,

I came here to have jjamppong.

- What would you like to have? - Jjamppong...

You can get tangsuyuk too here.

One tangsuyuk plus three bowls of jjamppong.

- What about jjajangmyeon? - What about jjajangmyeon?

Should we order jjajangmyeon too?

- Let's taste all of them. - Tangsuyuk...

(Ji Won tidies up his beard before eating.)

(Neat)

If we don't eat now...

- Here's your food. - Oh, my.

This is one portion of tangsuyuk.

- The jjajangmyeon is really big. - And it's so big?

- The jjajangmyeon... - The jjajangmyeon is so big.

is already cut up.

(Even the portion size is extraordinary.)

- Oh, my. - It's so much.

(Their jjajangmyeon lives up to their reputation.)

(Try me before you try jjamppong.)

(Satisfied)

Right?

Oh, my. This is nothing like ordinary bowls of jjajangmyeon.

(Blowing)

(Slurping)

Are these hand-pulled?

It tastes just like the old-fashioned jjajangmyeon.

It really has the old taste.

It's not an easy feat.

- This is... - Jjajangmyeon tastes amazing.

Oh, my. Look at that.

Here it is.

(This is how the nationally-renowned bowl of jjamppong looks.)

(It has 40 years of history.)

(How does the jjamppong made by a master taste?)

Let me try the soup first.

(Kyu Hyun drinks the soup.)

Gosh, this tastes...

Goodness.

Gosh, the soup tastes fantastic.

What do we do?

(It's time to try the noodles.)

(Nodding)

(Polite)

(The taste of the noodles makes you bow.)

(Enjoying)

It tastes amazing.

This morning...

(Genie wants to take some into his lamp.)

What did we eat yesterday?

(Automatic)

(Automatic)

What's wrong?

After 20,000 years of life,

the flavor of this jjamppong kills me.

The soup tastes incredible.

(After 20,000 years, he experiences the true flavor of jjamppong.)

(The ultimate jjamppong)

(Beautiful flavors)

(Old Crazy One)

(The spicy soup makes Cho Genie's face go blue.)

(Guru Radish wraps pickled radishes in noodles.)

h* Dong would have loved this.

(Team Lunchbox is back at the lodging.)

We gave up on jjamppong...

to eat with the staff as the older members.

I really wanted some jjamppong.

(This is what the younger member thinks.)

It's okay. We can all share lunchboxes.

Should we put them here?

Oh, my.

Aren't these steamed buns, Su Geun?

- Oh, my. - Unbelievable.

Let's try all the different ones.

They're the best in the winter.

- It's hot. - This is how you eat it.

- You're right. - This is how you eat a steamed bun.

This one is filled with cream.

Let me see. What's in it?

Let me try it.

(Su Geun loves it.)

It tastes good. It tastes really good.

It tastes so good.

(h* Dong puts the whole thing in his mouth.)

Oh, my.

(It's hot.)

It's spicy.

These ones didn't exist in the old days.

(This is it.)

Enjoy your lunch. Don't mind us.

We've finished our meal.

I'm done with steamed buns.

I'm full. I'll have lunch now.

Shouldn't he say, "I'm full. I'll stop eating"?

"I'm full. I'll have lunch now"?

What is that?

(In a moment,)

(the star in our memories will come back.)

(Stay tuned.)

(Back to the symposium)

(As the weather was nice, we decided to go out.)

I've seen a character like this.

Anpanman?

- No. - I swear I've seen it.

- His eyebrows got darker. - My eyebrows got darker.

Shin-chan.

(Laughing)

You look so stupid.

- What's that character? - Is that snot?

(It's not snot.)

- What's the name of the character? - Ppak Gu.

(What's the name of the character?)

- Ppak Gu. - Ji Won is...

Are you done?

Ji Won beats us all.

- He looks so trendy. - He looks...

We could have rested, but we had some time left.

Then let us go home.

If we could have rested...

We had some time left, so I came up with something to do.

I Wanted the Items So Much that I Couldn't Sleep Last Night.

That's the name.

- What? - What do you mean by the items?

Last night's prizes were autumn specialties,

but you didn't win any of them.

(Last night's Guess Who Quiz)

(The prizes were 12 autumn specialties.)

(The rare pine mushrooms)

(The even rarer sarcodon mushrooms)

(The delicious Korean beef)

(Shrimp, abalones, crabs)

1,2,3.

(Kang Nam's wife)

("Kang Nam's wife" lost them all the specialties.)

But we had the freshest specialties...

delivered from all over the country.

So we'd like to give you one last chance.

It's a simple game. Wearing a hat on your face,

you'll do a long jump.

(Surprised)

(A simple long jump)

(What will happen if they wear hats on their faces?)

If you cross the yellow line, you're eliminated, right?

You're eliminated.

I'm good at the long jump. I have strong thighs.

I can jump really far.

The 1st-place winner gets 3 specialties.

- What? - What?

- Three of them? - Is it okay to give us so many?

(Warm-up)

Gosh.

(Stiff)

Can you cut some of this robe off?

I can't spread my legs.

(The ordinary long jump is easy.)

(Thump)

h* Dong, will you go first?

Are you going to start?

Spin 5 times, and then jump within 5 seconds.

- Within five seconds. - It'll take longer to the line.

Ready, start.

1, 2,

- Lower your body. - three,

4, 5.

- Jump within five seconds. - Wait.

(He spins the other way.)

- That's interesting. - Where are you going?

- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

There you go.

- You jumped pretty far. - A flag.

(Fly, yellow chicken, fly!)

(Laughing)

Are we doing the high jump?

(h* Dong's record)

- He jumped very high. - I did okay, didn't I?

- You jumped far. - You did well.

Who will go next?

(The current world record holder)

It's a success as long as you manage to jump.

Spinning the other way twice was a good strategy.

I keep seeing...

Kaonashi in Shin Myohan.

- I keep seeing Kaonashi. - I should do this.

Gosh.

Spin 5 times, and then jump within 5 seconds.

What's with your lower lip?

Start.

1, 2,

- 3, 4, - 3, 4,

- 5. - Ready.

(What a mess.)

See? I was good.

Five.

(Bullfighter)

(He couldn't even cross the yellow line.)

- See? I was good. - He's so bad.

- What was that? - Seriously?

Are you marking that too?

Do you really have to bother marking that?

After three spins, the game is over.

Why do you mark that? It'll only confuse us.

- Gosh, I'm dizzy. - Don't mark that.

With my view covered, it feels farther than I thought.

Let me set a world record...

You should set a record.

You should be the last to play.

He should play first so it's fun for us to break his record.

Gosh, Finger Song.

No, he's Crane Song.

- Crane Song. - Crane Song.

Mr. Crane Song.

I can reach the goalpost, right?

- Will you run there? - Of course.

All right. Guru Radish Song. Crane Song.

Just duck and change the direction.

Ready, go.

- 1, 2, - 1, 2,

- three, - He's good.

- 4, 5. - 4, 5.

Where is he going?

(He performed typical slapstick comedy.)

What's that?

(The staff's base)

5, 4...

(You broadcasting punks!)

(The viewers are greatly satisfied.)

What was that?

- Seriously? - That was too much.

- You're stealing our moves. - Come on.

You guys are doing everything we wanted to do.

Seriously.

Now we can only go backwards.

- Hey. - I knew he'd do this.

(The entertainers are jealous of him.)

Where should I go now?

Gosh, it hurts.

Unless I go into the ground...

If you do that, Soo Geun has to hang from there.

I need to be standing over there instead of the statue.

Did it get skinned?

It's skinned a long time ago.

Why are you showing us an old wound?

Why are you showing us a wound from a long time ago?

It hurts,

so I was wondering if it's gone worse.

You failed, but you feel good, right?

It feels refreshing, right?

I can be on television.

(I can be on television.)

Now, the representative of Europe, Eundalf.

Put your head down.

Ready.

Go!

- One, - Let's count.

- 2, - 2,

- 3, - 3,

- four, - He's like a protractor.

- 5. - 5.

5, 4, 3...

(He falls down.)

- 5. - 5.

(He looks for the yellow line.)

(Snickering)

(He gives up.)

Gosh, he was...

(At least, he beat MINO.)

h* Dong is in the lead.

I'm in the lead.

After spinning, I couldn't see where the line was.

- How did you do it? - You must go with your gut feeling.

Go with your gut feeling.

You can't seem to cross that line.

h* Dong is the only one who crossed the line.

He's barefooted.

(The human cultural asset warms up.)

Wait. It's the person of interest.

After five turns, I should be facing here.

I should say "No" three times.

No.

No.

No.

No. Okay.

(No!)

All right. Human cultural asset, get ready.

Ready.

(Number 5, human cultural asset)

Ready, go.

- 1, 2, - He's fast.

- three, - He's fast.

- 4... - 5.

- 5. - 5.

Run.

Okay.

(Cheerful)

Come on.

Why are you trying to funny?

I couldn't see anything.

It's really hard, isn't it?

- I couldn't see anything. - Why are you trying to be funny?

I didn't try to be funny.

(Dancing)

I was scared because I couldn't see anything.

I know you're a comedian, but...

You try. I'm not lying.

- If... - It wasn't fake.

It wasn't fake. I couldn't see anything.

h* Dong was really good.

I can't believe you crossed the line.

I didn't know it would be like this.

Did you look at it?

I just went with my gut feeling.

(The wrestler has got the athletic gut feeling.)

I don't have to be funny, right?

(The last player is Cho Genie.)

Just do it properly.

Okay.

Ready, go.

1, 2,

- He's fast. - three,

four... Okay, go.

- Five, - Go.

4, 3,

two,

one.

Ready, go.

1, 2,

- He's fast. - three,

four... Okay, go.

- Five, - Go.

4, 3,

two,

one.

I made it, right?

(Striding)

(h* Dong's record)

(He went a little farther than h* Dong.)

Is your tailbone all right?

- It's all right. - You won first place.

(Cho Genie wins first place.)

- He did it. - Yes, he did it.

- He did it. - He did it indeed.

(People congratulate him.)

Why are you clapping as if he did something great?

He gets the prize. That's it.

If you want to play more,

you can play for the 2nd and 3rd prize.

Is there any other game? Do we have to only play this game?

Is there any other game we can play?

How about I throw my shoe and catch it?

It's my shoe after all. I don't mind getting hit by it.

Then make 10 turns quickly.

Quickly. Okay. Let's do this.

(A game to decide the 2nd and 3rd place)

(After 10 elephant turns,)

(catch your shoe!)

(Warm-up)

- Let's start now. - Let's play without Kyu Hyun.

No slippers.

- Slippers... - No.

It's harder to throw slippers because they go backward.

- No slippers. - Then let me use your shoe.

- Okay. - Regular shoes are easier.

Let's say slippers are okay.

Regular shoes are easier to throw. They go straight up.

Okay. Then slippers are okay.

Slippers are harder to throw.

- I didn't know. - They would go backward.

"Okay. Then slippers are okay."

He changed his mind.

(He's always against what Soo Geun says)

- See? It would go backward. - He changed his mind.

(The game starts.)

Ready.

(Number 1, human cultural asset)

Go!

1, 2,

3, 4,

- Is this all right? - Yes.

- 6, 7, - He's fast.

- 8, 9, - I don't think I can do 10 turns.

- 10. - Good.

In 1, 2, 3.

(Satisfied)

He almost made it.

(He's a human cultural asset for variety shows.)

(Dangling)

I told you. Slippers are harder to kick off.

(Surprised)

Am I the only one seeing the airplane?

What?

Am I the only one seeing the airplane?

What?

- Am I right? - Where is an airplane?

There's an airplane over there.

(It's filming Soo Geun.)

I failed to kick off the slipper.

I told you slippers were harder.

You did well.

(Number 2, Kang Myohan)

- Ready. - Ready.

- Go! - Here we go.

- 1, 2, - I can do it.

- 3, 4, - I can do it.

- 5, 6, - I can do it.

- You're doing great. - seven,

- I can do it. - eight. Good.

9, 10.

- Kick it off. - Be careful not to hurt yourself.

- Oh, no. - That was so close.

- That was really close. - He did so well.

- Come on. - He's got a good shoe.

(Staring)

(It was so close.)

(Producer Na was reminded of pathos when he saw this.)

That was so close.

(A fifty-year-old entertainer's pathos)

So it's not impossible.

(He is knocked out in yellow.)

Ready.

Go.

- One. - Good. He's good.

Three.

- 4, 5. - He's stamping his feet.

- It's harder that way. - Ten.

(Do not attempt at home.)

Where is he going?

- Hey. - Goodness.

(Failed)

You did great.

My shoes won't be kicked off.

Ready.

Get set, go!

- 1... - 1, 2,

- 3, 4, - 3, 4,

- 5, 6, - 5, 6,

- 7, 8, - 7, 8,

- nine, - Be careful not to hurt yourself.

- ten. - Ten.

Kick it off.

(He caught it.)

I did it.

He almost bit the b*llet.

Ji Won.

(He's strong-willed.)

Take it.

(He's in awe.)

I have to push down the back of my shoes.

(He's wearing leather shoes.)

You should borrow Su Geun's slippers too.

I told you it's harder with the slippers.

- Get ready. - But he wears his shoes big.

Get set.

Go.

1,2,3.

- He's quick. - 4,5,6.

- Look at him go. - 7,8. He's getting faster.

He's going to fly away soon. 10. That's it. Throw it.

(He succeeds.)

This is...

He's going to fly away soon. Ten. That's it. Throw it.

(It's a clean success.)

How would anyone beat that?

- He won the game. - He won the game.

- That was... - That was perfect for the finish.

You get additional points for the artistic value.

The one that throws it the highest is usually the winner.

He's number one for the technique and the artistic value.

Yes, I agree.

That was admirable.

He even spun faster after the fifth spin.

(This is his fifth spin.)

(His radish is pulled out.)

(Kyu Hyun, MINO, Ji Won in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place)

You get three.

- Congratulations. - I want the beef,

dried yellow corvina, and pine mushroom.

You get the beef, dried yellow corvina, and pine mushroom.

- That's awesome. - That's a perfect list.

- I want the sarcodon mushroom. - The sarcodon mushroom.

- Okay. - Then I'll have the blue crabs.

Thank you for your effort.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Finally, on Mount Gyeryong,

we'll move on to Great Release of Dragon ba*ls, our final round.

(Great Release of Dragon ba*ls)

(International Guru Symposium comes...)

(to an end.)

(Here's a quick explanation.)

(They will try the missions they're given.)

(If they succeed,)

(they get a Dragon Ball.)

(They get their wishes when they get 7 Dragon ba*ls.)

(And if they try on a mission...)

(and fail like this,)

(that'll be the end.)

(Kyu Hyun enters the room first.)

(He's followed by...)

I heard we're doing something here.

(It's Ji Won that looks very disorderly.)

It's a bad Gandalf.

Take a seat.

Who's older among you two?

I am.

I am.

I'm 20,000 years old.

(They suddenly have a comic talk.)

I wait a thousand years to meet one master.

(The other gurus arrive.)

- Are you older than me? - Yes, I am.

We're putting the same makeup,

but Kyu Hyun seems fine and my makeup keeps disappearing.

It's because you sweat a lot on your face.

Is that the reason?

I think you look scarier as your eye makeup runs down.

- Yes. - Your eyes are...

You can't hide who you really are...

no matter how hard you try to cover it.

(It was too truthful.)

This is the first International Guru Symposium.

You have cultivated yourself for two days.

As a result,

the Dragon ba*ls have fallen on our schoolyard.

It's Dragon Deity.

What's up, Dragon Deity?

Each one of you will challenge yourself to a mission.

This is an individual match now.

The deity of radish...

When you earn seven Dragon ba*ls,

we'll fulfill your wishes.

Did Kyu Hyun win the last mission...

with the water bottle?

- That was MINO. - Was it?

That was MINO and I guessed the names of the soju.

- What? - What?

What?

- That was quite scary. - That was scary.

(He's nervous.)

(Let's hear their wishes.)

(Kyu Hyun's wish is...)

I want a power recliner.

- What did you say? - A power recliner.

You should buy something like that on your own.

(He's taken aback.)

- What do you mean? - You're Genie.

You should fulfill people's wishes, not make a wish.

- He asked me to tell him my wish. - He was asked to do so.

And you told him to buy it on his own.

What kind of nonsense is that?

- Why don't you tell us yours? - Tell them your wish.

- What's yours? - I just want...

a secondhand scooter.

(h* Dong is thinking. Child Guru is in a biker g*ng.)

It'll cost a thousand dollars.

I'd like you to edit out my part of Guess Who Quiz...

that's worth a thousand dollars.

(It's already aired.)

(h* Dong: EDM machine, Su Geun: Secondhand scooter,)

(Ji Won: Gaming chair, Kyu Hyun: Power recliner,)

(MINO: Chair for work, P.O: Health examination)

(They'll try for the 1-star Dragon Ball.)

(First runner to try for the 1-star Dragon Ball is...)

I'll call out the name of the first runner.

(Being the first runner is...)

The first runner is...

(Being the first runner is burdensome.)

(It is...)

It's Shin Myohan!

(Shin Myohan, please come out.)

Please come out.

Isn't that me?

"Isn't that me?"

(He's marveled.)

If you were going to do it this way,

you should have rented a hall in Sangam Elementary School.

Why did we come all the way out here?

- We had jjamppong. - Jjamppong?

It was one of the top three jjamppong places in Korea.

(It was good enough to make Ji Won collapse.)

Chief, show us what you've got.

This is a chance to get rid of all your mistakes until now.

Did I make that many mistakes?

Should I say it again?

(Should I say it again?)

I'll go right now.

Good luck.

Your event is...

being a sommelier.

(A sommelier tastes wine.)

A sommelier usually tastes wine,

but you'll taste beef.

(He'll be a beef taster.)

You must guess which cuts of the beef they are.

That's too difficult.

That's...

- That sounds difficult. - Guessing ramyeon was hard too.

Can't you tell which cut by looking at the shape without eating?

- Right. - But he'll have to taste it.

(Cuts of beef are usually served in different shapes.)

(These are the cuts of today.)

(This time,)

(considering the authority that the challenger has in the field,)

(we cut them all in the same shape.)

(Can you tell?)

(Number 1)

(Here's a closer look.)

(Number 2)

(Can you tell the difference from number 1?)

(Number 3)

(Which one is this cut with the outstanding marbling?)

(He'll succeed if he guesses all 3 of the cuts right.)

I do like meat, but I can't tell all the cuts.

- Right. - It's absurd.

This is too difficult.

This is really difficult.

If you can't tell by the look,

you may taste it.

But he can eat it raw since it's beef.

Well, you eat beef tartare.

Let's see.

(h* Dong is very serious.)

People usually tell by the shape. It's hard to tell by the taste.

They cut them so well in the same shape thickly.

(Thank you for the compliment. He'll begin guessing.)

What's the most...

typical cut of beef?

- Is it tenderloin? - There are sirloin, tenderloin,

and thin skirt.

Why is that beef?

What? It's beef thin skirt.

- Is it? - There's rib eye.

- There's thin flank. - Is the one at the end tenderloin?

There's strip loin.

(Here's a list of beef cuts including the special cuts.)

(There's a lot.)

Wouldn't they have given you the two cuts that are the most similar?

So that they can confuse you.

This one looks like sirloin.

- Yes. - I see a lot of marbling.

(The cut number 3 met his eyes.)

(Marbling)

(Will number 3...)

(be sirloin like he said?)

(Sirloin is known to have fine grain and it's very juicy.)

(It has intramuscular fat horizontally in white stripes.)

- So you can leave that out. - It's the most delicious...

since it's fatty.

I think the middle one is thin skirt.

This one looks like thin skirt by the look since it has less fat.

I think it's thin skirt.

(He reaches out for the cut number 1.)

This one looks glossy.

(Cut number 1 is particularly glossy.)

(Will the gloss be related to the answer?)

(He's very sharp.)

Is it the liver?

(Is it the liver?)

Why would they put the liver? He'll be able to tell right away.

It's that one.

It's the skirt meat.

- That's pork. - Not the skirt meat...

What was it called?

Was it chuck flap tail?

Won't there be the top blade?

Or wanderlust?

(Laughing)

(He's disturbed.)

There has to be the tenderloin.

- This one must be the tenderloin. - But...

I think the one in the middle is thin skirt.

That's the tenderloin since it has no fat.

(h* Dong thinks the one in the middle is tenderloin.)

h* Dong.

I'm telling you, there has to be thin skirt.

(Tenderloin is known to have fine grain and soft meat.)

(It has less fat and it tastes light.)

(Thin skirt is known to have rough grain, darker color, and marbling.)

(What they have in common is that they're expensive.)

(These are not the tears.)

(Then...)

(which cut is the cut number 2 that has less fat?)

(h* Dong expects number 2 is tenderloin and number 3 is sirloin.)

(Meanwhile...)

These are...

(He still has no idea which one the cut number 1 is.)

I think I could approach it this way. I'm not an expert,

but with the little knowledge I have...

There's sirloin, right?

The cut at the end of sirloin is strip loin.

(He is correct.)

(Strip loin is attached to sirloin and surrounds tenderloin.)

(While it looks similar to sirloin, it has less fat and more meat.)

Sirloin.

Then sirloin and strip loin should look similar.

You can try the meat.

(Is number 1 strip loin since it resembles number 3?)

(Now)

I will tell you which cuts you received.

That's good.

Wouldn't the quiz be too easy if you reveal that?

- It will still be hard, Ji Won. - It will be confusing.

- We need to know the cuts. - We need to know the cuts.

Watch your mouth.

Do we need to know the cuts?

- Of course we do. - For goodness' sake.

- What is your problem? - There are so many cuts.

- Seriously. - I guess we need to know.

(He stops complaining.)

The cuts are...

(The cuts are...)

sirloin, tenderloin, and strip loin.

I mentioned strip loin earlier.

(h* Dong mentioned all 3 cuts.)

(Did he guess the orders correctly?)

Here I go.

- Will you go right away? - Yes.

He knows the answers. He is a guru.

- Aren't you going to eat meat? - Eat it afterward.

From the three cuts of beef,

I will say the surefire ones first.

Number three, surloin.

"Surloin".

"Surloin".

His pronunciation was off.

Iced surloin.

- "Surloin". - It's "Sirloin".

- "Surloin". - Come on.

- It's okay. - I am nervous.

- Sirloin. - Sirloin.

Number three.

Sirloin.

(From the start, he was certain number 3 was sirloin.)

(What would it be?)

Sirloin.

(Sirloin)

(Number 3 is sirloin.)

Correct.

Okay, okay.

- Tenderloin and strip loin remain. - You have a 50-50 chance.

All right. Here I go.

- Good luck. Good luck. - You can do this.

(Tenderloin or strip loin)

(Strip loin or tenderloin)

Strip loin is attached to sirloin, so the shape would be similar.

Even though the color is a bit different,

number one seems to be strip loin.

Number two...

seems to be tenderloin.

(Number 1, Strip loin, number 2, Tenderloin)

- Good luck. Good luck. - Reveal both answers.

- Reveal both answers. - Throw them to the floor.

- Should I flip it over? - Good luck.

Reveal both answers.

Comfort us with tenderloin.

- Tenderloin! - Reveal the answers.

(Tenderloin? Tenderloin!)

If it's tenderloin, the other one would be correct too.

(If it's tenderloin, he will receive the 1-star Dragon Ball.)

(Tenderloin)

The other one would be correct too.

Tenderloin!

(Tenderloin!)

Tenderloin!

(Performance number 1)

(Performance number 2)

- Come on! - This is unbelievable.

Strip loin.

(h* Dong succeeded the mission for the 1-star Dragon Ball.)

- h* Dong is the best. - Swag!

Good job.

You saved your pride.

(He got the answers right without a taste.)

- I knew it. - Blood is rushing to my face.

Here it comes.

(The 1-star Dragon Ball is awarded.)

It's so bright!

(Guess the Beef Cuts is a success.)

(They acquire the 1-star Dragon Ball.)

Hold on. What were the rules?

If someone fails the mission,

- do we lose all Dragon ba*ls? - Yes.

- Do we get to keep... - We lose all of them.

- They scatter to the next city. - I see.

It's the Great Release.

- Hold on. - It's more expensive than sirloin.

There are seven Dragon ba*ls.

It does look expensive.

Has it always been that way?

(The mission for the 2-star Dragon Ball)

May I reveal the second contender?

Yes. Do it.

The second contender is...

Lee Su Geun, come on out.

(Lee Su Geun)

(The event is...)

(Onomatopoeia Quiz)

(The quiz traces back to the time Watermelon used an umbrella.)

(The fruits were playing around in the van.)

(Guess this.)

(Guess what sound I am making.)

(Grunting)

(Whirring)

(Whirring)

(Grunting)

(A motorcycle?)

(The sound of a car sh**ting out the windshield washer fluid)

(The production crew was so moved by Su Geun's talent...)

(that it became an official game.)

Explain...

and get 5 questions right in 2 minutes.

Five questions are a lot.

Then you will receive the 2-star Dragon Ball.

- My goodness. - This quiz is hard.

You shouldn't make us play experimental games...

for Dragon ba*ls.

This new game...

hasn't been accepted by the academy.

- The symposium... - The symposium hasn't accepted it.

hasn't accepted it as an official game.

(You are wrong.)

(We accepted it, okay?)

Who wants to shout out the answers?

This won't be easy.

I can't use my hands.

- The use of hands would be great. - Look at me.

This is ripping. Ripping.

- It's so simple. - If I do this,

it's an electronic device.

- This won't be easy. - Got it?

- Do we guess together? - That's right.

(All the members will guess together.)

- We are guessing together. - We are guessing together, Su Geun.

The moment you fail,

you can walk out that door.

- Let's go. Let's go. - Let's go.

(Go!)

Listen to the sound very carefully.

(Determined)

Let's practice.

Come up with a random question.

- A random question. - A random question.

(Let's practice for a second.)

Give us a hard one.

- Start. - I bet we will get hard ones.

A taser.

No, it's a sign for an electronic device.

(Biting)

(Whirring)

- A copy machine. - A copy machine?

Yes. It's a copy machine.

His face was copied perfectly.

Get this one right.

It's really difficult. The difficulty level is five stars.

A sloth?

(Grimacing)

A massage machine.

- A massage chair. - I can make that sound.

(Tapping sound)

(Shaking sound)

What was that just now?

I was thinking of a hair curler.

I was going to roll my head,

but it wouldn't go further.

(The end of practice)

Bring it to me.

- Here you go. - Let's go.

- Let's do this. - Okay.

- Let's go. - Let's go!

Please.

Get ready.

It will be a hard one.

Start.

(Start.)

(The first question is a fax machine.)

(Thinking)

(He finishes thinking.)

(Punching in the numbers.)

(Ringing)

A fax machine!

(The first question took less than 10 seconds.)

(The next question is a walkie-talkie.)

(A walkie-talkie)

(Whirring and ringing)

(Incomprehensible speech)

A microphone. A recording machine.

Radio. Radio.

Frequency.

(The signal gets cut off.)

- A walkie-talkie. - A walkie-talkie.

(Viewers, guess the next question.)

(He faces a hardship.)

x

(Do you get it?)

(Punching in the numbers, beeping, sliding)

(The answer)

(Digital door lock)

(Punch in the numbers,)

(press the asterisk or pound key, and the door will open.)

A digital door lock.

That's good.

(They got 3 questions right in less than 30 seconds.)

(Gas range)

(Getting the gas)

(Spark and flame)

(Exactly same as the gas range)

The gas fire. A lighter.

A gas range.

(They have one question left.)

(They succeed if they get this right in 2 minutes.)

(Struggling)

[VIU Ver] tvN E03 'New Journey to the West S7'
"Retro Special"
-♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

(Channeling the object)

(The sound of water coming out)

(Water dispenser)

(The sound of water coming out)

A water dispenser!

(He only made the sound once.)

(They get 5 questions right in 45 seconds.)

Five questions!

Five questions!

We did it. We did it.

(What is up with these two?)

(Onomatopoeia Quiz is a success.)

(They acquire the 2-star Dragon Ball.)

Hey, give us the water dispenser gala show.

Encore. Encore.

Go.

(The sound of water coming out)

(He lost his confidence.)

It wasn't like that before.

You channeled the water dispenser earlier.

I can do a gas range.

A gas range.

(Turn the lever...)

(and the flame comes out.)

(Highly satisfied)

(The mission for the 3-star Dragon Ball)

It was impressive to see everyone become one.

The next mission...

is the group mission of the six members.

At the same time, the six of you will do...

I think he is trying to finish us off.

The First Letter Quiz.

For example...

- Shiot and giyeok. - Apple.

Do we shout out the answer together?

(When the first letters are revealed,)

(think for 3 seconds without discussing.)

(Everyone needs to shout out the same word.)

(Success)

(If anyone's answer is different, they fail.)

(Failure)

You can do this, right? Let's begin.

Hold on. We need to come up with a strategy.

Let's come up with a strategy.

Let's gather around.

(Do they have a great strategy?)

We need to make sure they don't hear us.

Here is what we need to do.

(Wary)

(h* Dong covers his mouth.)

(Ji Won talks without moving his lips.)

(But the members are wearing high-quality microphones.)

(Let's raise the volume.)

- Kimchi is for giyeok and chieut. - Okay, six of you.

- Isn't it? - Let's see if you think the same.

What else could it be?

It can be chili pepper too.

Chili pepper?

(Here's a different strategy.)

I have a really good idea.

Cover us.

- Here's a good idea. - What is it?

(They tighten the security.)

(Meerkat 1, meerkat 2)

(Meerkat 3 and 4)

Add "ee" to all the consonants.

If it's jieut and jieut, it'll be "jee jee".

- That's not a word. - It just has to be the same.

I think it'll be a repeat from what we got before.

Think about it then. Giyeok and mieum.

Freckles.

(A word that's relevant to this episode?)

- Soup? - I don't know.

What were you thinking of?

It's c*ck.

(Goodness)

- That's ssang giyeok. - True.

(There's an internal conflict.)

You don't really know the Korean alphabet.

- What about this? - When can we start?

Hurry up. Aren't we starting?

(Let's start now!)

I'll show you the consonants. You have to answer at the same time.

- Don't count too fast. - Do "1, 2,"

- "3, 4, 5". - We wrote our answers down before.

I'll say, "1, 2, 3".

If possible, look at me.

Of course.

- Great work. - Great work.

(They say their farewells just in case.)

We might not get the chance to say goodbye.

- Great work. - You have to leave right away.

- Great work. - Good work.

(In case this is the last time)

Good work.

(He says goodbye to the viewers too.)

Are we going to be sitting?

Let's stand. I get anxious sitting down.

- These are 3 characters. - There are 4 characters too.

Think about our names.

- Look at those characters. - Our names.

I'll tell you how many characters there are.

It's one character.

- 1, 2, 3. - Hold on.

(It's ssang giyeok.)

Three.

1, 2, 3.

- Flower! - Dream!

(It's not clear.)

(It's not clear.)

(Let's check each person.)

Flower!

Flower!

Flower!

Dream!

Gosh!

(It's over.)

(He's sure he got this.)

Finished!

Dream.

(It's finished!)

(Stay tuned. Retro Special is next.)

(As we always do,)

(let's turn the lights on for a second.)

- What did you say? - I said "dream".

Hold on.

And?

(He's hesitant.)

- "Gosh". - "Gosh"?

- "Gosh"? - What's that?

What's that?

- Goodness. - What's "gosh"?

I said "finished'.

- I did "flower". - I couldn't think of anything.

I thought it was "finished" for sure.

What did you say, Genie?

- "Finished". - What?

Finished!

- Great work. - Great work.

- He's right. - That's what we were talking about.

- Are we done with the gurus? - Yes.

- Is the symposium over? - Yes.

- Is it all done? - Yes.

I still don't know what a symposium is.

I don't exactly know what it is.

- Great work! - Great work.

Great work.

(Sangam-dong again 2 weeks later)

(We're planning to feed them breakfast before they leave.)

(Start time is 7am because they need breakfast.)

(Who's the first one to get here?)

(It's Su Geun, the human cultural asset.)

It doesn't matter who comes first anymore.

(The former Guru Cabbage P.O is 2nd.)

Don't fold the back of your shoes.

(This is what you see in front of schools at 7am.)

P.O is an exemplary student.

- 3rd. - 3rd.

Put on your microphone. Third.

Put on your microphone first.

(Cho Genie arrives soon after.)

I had a concert last night.

- What's up, Genie? - We had team dinner.

- You had team dinner? - You look really tired.

Come here.

They're considerate. They're feeding us breakfast...

because we'll have a rigorous schedule.

Run, h* Dong!

(They haven't raced like this in a while.)

- Why? - Hurry up!

(There's a rainstorm.)

I swear I can't walk.

Goodness.

(He can't see his future.)

We can do that!

We can do that!

(He looks like the protagonist with a tragic story.)

You have to bounce up and down.

(I dance to hip hop when I'm sad.)

3, 2...

(We did not starve them.)

One.

(Nobody told them to do this.)

(They'll get a kick from drinking these.)

Intestines.

I would like the beef intestine soup.

The weather is changing.

- This color... - It was hot.

- This color is powerful. - Really?

It's the morning,

and he looks bright, right?

He's wearing fluorescent yellow.

You'll be...

readily visible at night too.

(Chuckling)

Black peppers.

(Let's film a morning food show.)

Okay.

Is this too much?

This is clotted blood.

(He enjoys a bowl of bean sprout and rice soup.)

Way back...

(He feels better with soup.)

Hey, Ji Won.

(Ji Won arrives last.)

Ji Won, eat. Come on in.

Why are they feeding us?

I don't know. We have to eat fast. There's no time.

Why are we randomly eating hangover soup?

- Cabbage. - Who came first? Su Geun?

This is cabbage.

(He mixes rice in soup,)

(and enjoys the food.)

The soup is nice.

Eat something, Ji Won.

I don't feel comfortable eating.

(Ji Won is skeptical, so he doesn't eat.)

Don't worry. Just eat.

(They decide not to worry yet.)

(The former gurus fill their empty stomachs with rice soup.)

Captain Kang was...

too intense last week.

You have to be naked this week.

Last week was too intense.

Nothing will be satisfactory.

It's almost Halloween Day.

Shin Myohan is on the list.

Really?

(Let's confirm.)

(Mysterious Power)

(There were many Shin Myohans on Halloween Day.)

(Special appearance: Guru Radish Song)

(They rocked Halloween.)

(We love you all.)

Rice soups are...

one of our traditions.

Are we going to the market?

Today's special is...

hot like rice soups.

It's Retro Special.

Retro. It's the trend.

- Retro is the trend. - Retro.

That's our style.

It's actually "newtro".

It's "newtro" these days.

("Newtro" is a combination of "new" and "retro".)

Past and future.

It's the mixture of the past and the future.

Today's Retro Special...

because according to rumors,

the Dragon Ball you failed to earn in Mount Gyeryong...

- It... - Where did it go?

- Where is it? - It time-traveled,

Where is it?

and it's in the past.

- Oh, dear. - In the past.

- There's time travel. - Did that happen?

Oh, dear.

- I'm shocked. - How could it be?

In the past?

(About 6 minutes ago...)

(Find 7 Dragon ba*ls that have time-traveled to the past.)

The Dragon ba*ls are in the past,

so what should we do?

- We should go back to the past too. - Right.

On that note,

let's transform into stars...

we loved at the time.

This is the "Reply" series.

Go back to the past, find the Dragon ba*ls,

and come back.

- Six stars from the past? - Yes.

It depends on the year.

We have stars...

that were icons of the time.

You'll transform into them.

The legendary dance king.

- Michael Jackson. - Park Nam Jung?

He always avoided the sun.

(Rain is the man who avoids the sun.)

Rain.

("How to Avoid the Sun" was released in 2003, and it was a mega-hit.)

(It turned Rain into a top star.)

(This is the most famous dance move.)

(These sunglasses were his trademark.)

Sunglasses.

You have to wear sunglasses the whole time.

This looks cool.

- This looks cool. - This is good.

This is...

- the best. - The best.

- It's the best. - You can take this, h* Dong.

You can be "Obese Rain".

Come on.

I knew this was coming, but I'm still laughing.

(Rain, level of difficulty: one star)

The second person is also incredible.

Let's go back to 2002.

- 2002? - 2002.

Ahn Jung Hwan?

- This. - World Cup.

- The ring kiss. - The ring?

They were part...

- of the pop culture. - Pop culture?

Yoon Do Hyun?

"Winter Sonata".

("Winter Sonata")

(The soundtrack reminds people of their first love.)

(The main character Joon Sang created an expl*si*n...)

(of the Korean Wave.)

(These glasses are his hallmark.)

(This 100 percent wool scarf is warm.)

(The king of the Korean Wave returns this winter.)

"Joon Sang".

Don't you just have to put glasses on?

- I know. - You don't have to dress up.

- Isn't it pretty nice? - Then this is one of the best.

It's nice.

These two are not bad.

They're not bad at all.

h* Dong doesn't look too happy.

I didn't find my character yet.

(He didn't find his character yet.)

For h* Dong to be funny...

(He's sentimental.)

This.

(Kang Joon Sang)

(Joon Sang, level of difficulty: two stars)

Let's go to 2004 this time.

They made everybody sorry and fall in love.

So Ji Sub.

The rainbow sweater and winter boots represent them.

- Lim Soo Jung? - Lim Soo Jung.

It's starting.

(Many people were obsessed with "I'm Sorry, I Love You".)

(Lim Soo Jung's rainbow sweater was sold out at the time,)

(and her winter boots were also super popular.)

(Nice curls)

(The sweater that was very difficult to get)

(These boots are from Australia.)

(Sorry, we got it all.)

h* Dong is interested.

(Let me see that.)

(This one is tempting.)

Are there boots that'll fit me?

(We've prepared boots that are 300 in size.)

These are winter boots, right? They're Uggs.

Any of these will look hilarious on h* Dong.

It could be like, I'm sorry, I'm human.

(I'm sorry, I'm human.)

(Level 3 in difficulty, Lim Soo Jung)

I think we've looked over the top three.

- The first three were quite normal. - For sure.

We're now taking it back to 1999.

- We're going into the 90s. - 1999?

Millennium.

This woman has brought a techno sensation to Korea.

Is it Jun Ji Hyun?

It's Lee Jung Hyun.

(It's Lee Jung Hyun, the queen of techno music.)

(She was recently all over the internet.)

(Old-fashioned camerawork)

(Everyone, it's dance time!)

(Jung Hyun was sensational with her bold outfits and performances.)

(She's the queen of techno music who combined techno with gukak.)

(Her signature props were large fans and pinky microphone.)

(The unexpected return of the legend)

That was quite unexpected.

(Putting his pinky up)

She was such a sensation.

This one is quite a hard one,

the wig must weigh 20kg.

(Don't forget about the extra-large hairpin.)

You need something for the pinky too, right?

You need a pinky microphone.

Whoever dressing as Jung Hyun will have a mic on their pinky.

It'll be tied to your pinky.

You really have to live the role.

(You'll be on mute if you don't put your pinky up.)

That's incredible.

Seriously.

Then you have to keep your pinky up all the time.

(The mighty three, the wig, the fan, and the pinky mic)

The wig is actually quite annoying to keep on.

It's not a bad idea to just grow out our hair...

if we're guaranteed that this show will go on.

(Level 4 in difficulty, The techno legend)

(The 5th iconic figure of the generation)

This one is an easy one.

Is it a cartoon character?

It just takes a lot of paint.

It's a cartoon character for sure.

Your heart will start beating fast at the sound of its name.

(What could it be?)

- In 2002, - Please.

this figure painted the whole country red.

The Red Devil!

It's the Red Devil.

(Speechless)

(This is bringing back so many memories.)

This isn't good.

(Do you all remember?)

(Clapping to the beat)

(Korea!)

(Clapping to the beat)

(Level 5 in difficulty)

I don't really crave for this one.

(Wow.)

(Speechless)

What if someone kicks my face thinking it's a soccer ball?

Look at it.

(Level 5 in difficulty, the Red Devil)

(The 6th iconic figure that everyone has been waiting for)

(Level infinity in difficulty)

He was a fashion leader...

that was far ahead of time.

The original see-through look.

It's JYP.

JYP.

(The iconic figure that brought a see-through sensation)

(The dancer of the generation who debuted in the 90s, JYP)

(JYP in his 20s even beat the heat.)

It's JYP.

(Amazed)

(Screaming in fear)

(Shocked at the plastic bag pants)

(He's so happy.)

Look at that.

(That beats everything.)

How is anyone supposed to wear this?

(Amazed)

We have to give him the credits.

He wore this bold outfit,

even with so much criticism against him.

That's right.

How did he even think of putting a belt on?

(A leather belt)

(Level infinity in difficulty, JYP)

What's the best one?

I want to be Soo Jung.

No, you should be the Red Devil.

You need to be JYP.

It's JYP.

You can work hard, win the game,

then choose your favorite.

All right.

(Character-choosing game)

Today's game for character choosing is...

the game we all loved back in the days.

- Cool. - It's a retro game.

We're always doing retro.

It's Go Back Jump.

- What's that? - What's that?

Go Back Jump?

What's that?

Go Back Jump, Go Back Jump.

I can't remember how this game goes.

You have to yell out either go, back, or jump...

in every multiple of three.

- Go, back, or jump? - 1, 2.

- If he says go... - You'd say four.

- If he says back... - Back.

- P.O says 4. - 4.

If he says jump,

- 4. - Su Geun says 4.

- I say 4. - 5.

- 6. - And what's 6?

- So we go around like this. - Back.

- Yes, go, back, or jump. - Seven.

You say go, back, or jump in every multiple of three.

- Every multiple of three. - That sounds really hard.

Can you say jump too?

This is too difficult.

Go back jump,

go back jump.

- One. - Two.

- Go! - Four.

- Five. - Go.

- Seven. - Eight.

Back!

And you have to say, sparkle, on 10.

- Sparkle? - Say sparkle in every count of 10.

What's sparkle? Why is it sparkle?

It's just sparkle.

Why is it sparkle?

There must be a reason why.

The entire country agreed that we'll call it a sparkle.

Do we say go, back, or jump on every 3, 6 and 9?

- No, on multiples of three. - On multiples of three?

On multiples of three?

- So 12, 15, 18. - On 12?

- It's not 3, 6, or 9? - No.

- 12, 15, 18. - That's too hard.

We even have to know the multiplication table then.

This game requires...

some advanced math.

This is...

- I don't think we'll go far. - We have to know multiplication.

(Reciting the multiplication table)

(3 times 3 is 9.)

(3 times 4 is 12.)

- MINO. - MINO, what are you doing?

- He's reciting the table. - He's going through it.

(MINO is quite good at reciting the multiplication table.)

- You know. - If I say back on 9,

P.O will say sparkle.

- Then will Ji Won be next? - Of course.

Then MINO will have to say either go, back, or jump?

(This is difficult.)

I have a feeling that I'm going to be good at this.

- Shall we give it a try? - Are you ready?

I'm ready.

- Are you ready? - I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Good luck, everyone.

Ready?

(Yes!)

- Yes! - Yes!

Let's start.

- Go back jump, go back jump. - Go back jump, go back jump.

- One. - Two.

Back.

- Four. - Five.

Jump.

- Seven. - Eight.

Back.

(It's time for h* Dong to say sparkle.)

- Seven. - Eight.

Back.

Peek-a-boo!

(Peek-a-boo?)

(Peek-a-boo!)

- Why did you say peek-a-boo? - It's sparkle.

(It's sparkle, not peek-a-boo.)

Peek-a-boo?

I didn't know you'd fail here.

My goodness.

I got confused too.

- Okay. - Don't you get so nervous.

How can you not get nervous with these plastic bag pants?

Just imagine yourself in those.

This is giving me anxiety.

Seriously.

This is quite deadly.

Imagine walking around all day in these pants.

(Calm down.)

(Here goes the 1st round.)

I just don't want to be last.

- MINO can go first. - I'll start.

Is everyone ready to choose their outfits?

- I'm ready. - Not loud enough. Are you ready?

I'm ready!

- Ready? - Yes!

(With their fists clenched)

Start!

- Go back jump, go back jump. - Go back jump, go back jump.

- 1. - 2.

- Go! - Four.

- Five. - Jump!

- 7. - 8.

- Nine. - Wrong.

(Nine!)

We did it!

We survived!

JYP!

(Second round)

You'll be out if you don't...

- participate actively. - All right.

MINO, let's hear how determined you are.

Hear MINO?

Right now?

Let's go!

- Go back jump, go back jump. - Go back jump, go back jump.

- 1. - 2.

Back.

- 4. - 5.

Six.

(Six!)

(He was supposed to say go, back, or jump.)

MINO is out!

He said six...

in the way we say Oryukdo.

I was just so startled when Kyu Hyun said, "Back".

Whatever.

(The Red Devil)

We're safe.

We're safe.

I'm fine with the rest of these.

Let's just relax now.

(Round three)

- Let's start with Ji Won. - All right.

- Go back, go back, go back, - Go back, go back, go back,

- Go back, go back, go back. - Go back, go back, go back.

- Go back jump, go back jump. - Go back jump, go back jump.

- 1. - 2.

- Go! - Four.

- Five. - Six.

Seven!

(Gasp)

(Nice.)

Great job.

You both got stuck on six.

That's your limit.

Six is the limit for you guys.

(The Red Devil, KYP and the mysterious figure)

(Round four)

- Go back, go back, go back. - Go back, go back, go back.

- Go back jump, go back jump. - Go back jump, go back jump.

- 1. - 2.

- Go! - Four.

- Five. - Jump!

- Seven. - Eight.

Back!

10!

He said it so slowly.

(Hooray for Su Geun's loss)

(You should say "Sparkle" at 10. It's neither peekaboo nor hooray.)

Welcome.

- Ten! - What was that?

I thought you were weightlifting or something.

- Ten. - Hooray.

(Last round)

- It'd be so confusing. - I know.

- What about jump? - Then you do it again.

Then it's your turn again.

It's the final round.

- Go, Back. - Go, Back.

- Go, Back. - Go, Back.

- Go, Back. - All right.

- Go, Back. - Go, Back.

- Go, Back. - Go, Back.

- Go, Back, Jump. - Go, Back, Jump

- 1. - 2.

Back.

- 4. - 5.

Back.

- 7. - 8.

Back.

(Let's see.)

Sparkle.

(He made it.)

- 11. - 12.

(Kyu Hyun fails.)

- 11. - 12.

(He calls out 12, a multiple of 3.)

- They're good. - Oh, gosh.

- They're good. - They went up to sparkle.

- Amazing. - They're impressive.

They even did sparkle.

- Does this have a wig too? - Yes.

Gosh, no?

- That's crazy. - Goodness.

(Envious)

(Ji Won chooses Rain.)

(Ji Won chooses Rain.)

(Kyu Hyun chooses Joon Sang.)

I'll go with this.

(Cho Jun Sang)

I'm personally a huge fan of hers,

so I'll go with Lee Jung Hyun.

- P.O. - Sure.

Lim Soo Jung.

(Lee Jung Hyun, Lim Soo Jung)

(Let's go back to the old times.)

What are the props for Rain?

All of these?

(Ta-da)

(Ta-da again)

(From JYP in 1994 to Lim Soo Jung in 2004)

(Today's fitting room)

This T-shirt isn't supposed to be like this.

You hacked it with scissors.

Gosh, what?

(Tattered)

(He puts on a brown jacket on top of the hacked vintage T-shirt.)

I mean...

You'll be like a fighter today.

(He wraps a bandage around his hand.)

- What... - Don't do it too high.

That isn't how you do it.

(Original looks)

That's like you're actually injured.

You can't take off your jacket like that.

(It's fine. This Rain never takes off his jacket.)

(Vintage necklace)

(Boeing sunglasses)

(His specialty is wave dance.)

He's good.

(2003 Rain)

(He has morbid hate for the sun.)

(Kyu Hyun tries on Joon Sang's glasses first.)

(Laughing)

(Laughing out loud)

How is it?

(It's funny for no reason.)

(He puts on the wig...)

(and the coat.)

Do I look all right?

(You look okay.)

Is this right?

He looks a bit like a maniac doctor.

He seriously looks like a doctor.

I think Genie is better.

Gosh, he looks exactly the same.

(Does he look the same?)

(2002 Joon Sang)

(Our Joon Sang...)

(likes dancing.)

(There's no change in his facial expression.)

(Peaceful)

- Cut. - Now rest a little.

(Laughing)

(Familiar laughter, familiar outfit)

- You too. - You look funny too.

You look funny too.

You look funnier.

You look even funnier.

- You look funnier. - The three of them...

- You look funnier. - Gosh.

- Hey. - It's crazy.

(That's enough.)

(Our Soo Jung...)

(likes looking in the mirror.)

(Is she...)

(pretty?)

(Winter boots)

(Rainbow-colored knitted sweater)

(2004 Lim Soo Jung)

("I'm Sorry, I'm Truly Sorry")

- Do I have to wear these pants? - Gosh, Su Geun.

(Su Geun finds out something he wasn't aware of.)

These weren't in the option.

They won't fit me.

(Laughing)

What's with Su Geun?

(The gown is way longer than his height.)

How am I supposed to walk in this?

(He gives big laughter to the younger members.)

(Silky)

It's High Notes Impossible.

- High Notes Impossible! - Goodness.

(He never lets down his fans.)

(The blue lipstick from Kang Myohan)

(Fatal)

Goodness.

(High-waist pants)

That's neat.

(He was born to be on stage.)

(The audience is all excited.)

(Satisfied)

I love it. I love these kinds of stuff.

- Goodness. - This is no joke.

- This is... - Goodness.

I'm going to attach it on your finger.

- Attach what? - Your mic.

(Chuckling)

(His mic is supposed to be attached here,)

(but today, it's going to be under his fake baby fingernail.)

You'll record my voice through this?

It's a bit like Iron Man.

(Let's see him with the mic.)

I've got to do this.

I need to keep doing this as I speak.

(His voice can be recorded only when he speaks through the fingernail.)

(For example)

Su Geun, put your mic near your mouth as you speak.

- Don't use others' mics. - Okay.

(Clear difference in sound quality)

(1999 Lee Jung Hyun)

(Full of excitements)

Good.

He's pretty good.

It even has number seven on its back.

(He puts on a makeup himself today.)

For MINO's outfit to be a penalty,

he needs someone else to draw on his face.

I can do it pretty and merciless.

(He looks like a red duck with a white beak at first.)

(Then he looks like Joker.)

What is this? I look scary.

(Penalizing himself)

South Korea!

(2002 The Red Devil)

(Don't leave me)

(h* Dong picks the short pants to wear underneath the vinyl pants.)

These might be too small for me.

It's crazy.

Each of your muscles is very hard-headed.

(Putting on the vinyl pants)

Should I put it up a bit more?

He looks like a thug.

(Shaking his leg)

Should I put it up a bit more?

He looks like a thug.

(Shaking his leg)

This is crazy.

(Turning on his dancing spirit)

(He actually wanted to dance.)

(1994 Park Jin Young)

(The celebrities who were popular back in those days)

Jin Young, did you fail to keep yourself in shape?

- Well... - Why did you?

You've changed so much.

You really need to change your build.

("Change" your build)

Hey.

Don't leave me

(Shocked)

(Let's begin the Retro Special.)

You guys are done changing into the stars...

whom we used to love.

You will now head to today's destination,

but you won't travel altogether.

You'll do a race in 2 groups of 3.

(It's a 3-on-3 race.)

A race?

(The 3-on-3 race to find the destination)

If you arrive first,

you'll be given a surprising prize.

- That's all I can say right now. - Okay.

(The winning team will receive a surprising prize.)

Let me divide you into teams first.

The 1st to 3rd-place members from the draw just now.

Ji Won, Kyu Hyun, and Su Geun are the same team.

We have two active members.

P.O, MINO, and h* Dong are the same team.

(Lim Soo Jung, KYP, The Red Devil)

You'll be given some hints about today's destination.

I'll give you the first hint now.

Today's destination is in four syllables.

Four syllables in Korean.

The staff will give you each syllable...

every 10 minutes.

- Like North Jeolla Province. - Did you understand?

- South Jeolla Province. - It could be East Sea.

Namhansanseong Fortress.

Namhansanseong Fortress.

In the past, Namhan... Oops.

(Provoking)

(Snorting)

What, Namhansanseong Fortress? What about it?

- What? - What about it?

(Falling back)

(Let's collect their phones.)

It's the Retro Special, right?

There weren't smartphones back in the days.

- For real? - Please.

- I didn't bring mine. - I just turned it off.

Put it in already. I know it's where your left hand is.

Hurry and put yours in the bag, guys.

You're all out of your mind.

(Citing the lyrics)

Your attitude toward the show.

Change it

(He's like a human cultural asset.)

(KYP likes Lee Jung Hyun.)

- Let's go. - Let's go.

We can't use any GPS devices?

- Let's go. - No, you can't.

We can't use it?

(No GPS devices, no smartphones)

(Communications, vehicles, and the destination are all retro.)

We can't use any GPS devices because everything's retro.

Could I ask you something?

- Hello. - Hello.

We used to ask others for directions back in the days.

Which way?

- What, "darn"? - Just go.

You can't say that word.

- I don't know anything either. - Goodness.

All of a sudden...

(They don't know their destination,)

(but they have to listen to the hints every 10 minutes...)

(and guess the location syllable by syllable.)

(The exciting 3-on-3 race)

(It will be revealed now.)

- Gosh. - Hold on.

There was no threat or anything.

There was one just now.

You end up going round and round if you have a lot of thoughts.

It's like my conviction.

(Let's move to the cars.)

(On their way to the cars)

Goodness.

He's seriously frightening.

(Charismatic)

It's definitely not pleasant to see him.

(Anyone can tell he's a celebrity.)

You look like you were hit with an arrow.

(Is this an arrow?)

How do you sing "Don't Leave Me" in Jin Young's voice?

(He's pretty good.)

(The members are all immersed in their characters.)

Su Geun, you look like a real celebrity.

- Hurry. - What?

Take the one next to it.

- What? - Hurry and get on.

- What? - What is it?

Hurry!

(Joon Sang and Rain get on the black car.)

(They've successfully chosen the car they want.)

(Here are the cars from the old times.)

(Luxurious black mid-size sedan with a mileage of 115,000km)

(Passionate red small-size hatchback with a mileage of 120,000km)

(Sentimental interior design)

(Old phones are ready to be used.)

Hey, good job.

(Team Su Geun has chosen the black sedan.)

Good job.

I like this one too.

This is full of swag.

Red is the best.

(Team h* Dong has chosen the red hatchback.)

Hey, good job.

- Isn't it cramped? - This is...

You're way bigger than the seat, h* Dong.

Looking from behind...

You might be able to lift this car if you put your mind to it.

(Ssireum champion's swag)

(Retro music is on.)

(Sorrowful)

(Retro windows)

Yong Joon.

Yong Joon.

I'm a fan of yours.

Goodness.

- You have the old vibe. - He's the best.

Even with that car...

- I know. Ji Won too. - It's crazy.

Ji Won, see you later.

See you, sir.

KYP!

But where do we go first?

First?

Don't tell him.

He keeps doing that. Stop it, Kyu Hyun.

(Joon Sang effect)

I might be late for my performance. Let's hurry.

- Let's hurry. - Shall we go?

Do I make a right turn?

Here we go.

Can this actually move?

(They currently don't know where to go.)

Here's the basic move for this race.

Joon Sang, you must take the Olympic Highway,

then the Gyeongbu Expressway.

That's how you get to anywhere.

- You know that, right? - Okay, Gyeongbu.

Yeongdong Expressway or anything.

Every way starts from Gyeongbu, okay.

(Team Su Geun's plan is...)

(to take the highway from which they can go to anywhere in the country.)

(Current Destination Hints: Four syllables, Retro)

I'm sure it's the name of a place...

like Namhansanseong Fortress.

What could be the symbols of retro?

Something like Insa-dong.

Gyeongju?

(Meanwhile)

What are the four syllables?

We must have retro in mind.

Let's drive around Sangam-dong slowly first.

This is the center of the city.

The past...

- Let's not go fast. - Okay.

(Team h* Dong's plan...)

(is to drive around the periphery.)

What could it be?

Retro...

It could be somewhere near a mountain.

Somewhere with four syllables.

Or it could be a market.

We might get a hunch if we hear just one syllable.

It'd be nice if we guess the right place...

- and head there beforehand. - That would be ideal.

(Let's announce the hint for the first syllable.)

Can you hear me?

Wait.

- Should we place it up there? - I'll hold it.

We're listening.

It's time to give you the hint.

It's about the first syllable.

(The hint about the first syllable of their destination in Korean)

Open the front seat drawer.

Search through everywhere in the backseat.

(What's the hint?)

There it is.

It says, "Hanyang, Sejong, Seoul."

(Inside the glove compartment,)

(the first hint is hidden.)

Right. It's here.

"Hanyang, Sejong, Seoul." What is this?

Right turn.

What is "Hanyang, Sejong, Seoul"?

- Sejong-si. - Sejong-si?

- Seoul, Hanyang... - Sejong.

Seoul was called Hanyang in the Joseon Dynasty.

What about Sejong?

- Sejong the Great. - Sejong the Great.

Sejong the Great. What about Seoul?

- Seoul... - Seoul is Seoul.

- Seoul... - The capital.

Sejong-si is next to Cheongju.

All the government offices moved there.

Make a right turn soon.

This is it.

The capital was changed to Sejong-si, right?

- Where is the place? - You can go straight...

- or make a right turn. - Where is the place?

Hanyang...

It says, "Hanyang, Sejong, Seoul."

College names.

College names.

Hanyang University, Sejong University, Seoul University.

- Right. - So it might be "dae".

Hanyang University, Sejong University, Seoul University.

- Right, they're college names. - Dae.

- Dae. - That's the first syllable.

(Correct!)

(The first syllable of the destination in Korean is "dae".)

Daehangno.

- Daehangno? - Daehangno.

- Daehangno Road. - Daehangno Road.

- That could be it. - Right.

It's near Hyehwa then.

It's frustrating that we can't use our phones.

- I know. - Well...

Bamboo...

- Bamboo? - forest.

- Daebang-dong. - Daebang-dong?

Daegwallyeong.

- Daegwallyeong? - Let's go to Daehangno first.

Daehangno is the place for retro.

Right, Daehangno goes the best...

with retro.

(Meanwhile)

- Hanyang, Sejong, Seoul. - Hanyang.

- It's all capitals. - Right.

Hanyang was the capital, and Sejong-si...

is the new capital for the government offices.

- Seoul... - Seoul is the capital.

The capital of Korea is Seoul.

I'm glad we didn't take the Gangbyeon Expressway.

Hanyang University, Sejong University, Seoul University.

You're right.

They're all college names.

If they used other college names,

it'd be too easy to guess, so they intentionally...

We'd easily find out if they were Yonsei or Korea.

- Right. - They did this to confuse us.

- To make it seem like capitals. - Right.

We have to take the Olympic Highway now.

- Right. - That way.

A four-syllable word that starts with "dae".

And we're going to a vacation spot.

(Mic)

This darn mic.

(His arm hurts from holding the mic for too long.)

Anyway...

This really is a penalty.

Is there somewhere that starts with "dae"?

Daesin Market?

I often went to Daepo Port back when I was young, Kyu Hyun.

To eat squid and halibut sashimi.

Perhaps, it's Daepo Port.

- That's not bad of a guess. - Right?

- Daegu? - I don't think so.

Or Daejeon.

Daejeon City Hall.

Daegu City Hall.

What on earth is it?

Epic historical drama.

Traitor.

Lament.

(They're taking turns in throwing random guesses.)

They said the winning team would receive a surprising gift.

We better not miss it.

We just have to know the second syllable, right?

Hasn't it been 10 minutes?

(Let's announce the hint for the second syllable.)

- Can you hear me? - It's time.

To know the second syllable,

check the headband of Myohan in the backseat.

You'll find a phrase...

that will help you guess the hint there.

It's here.

What is "Emphasis on Song Eun I's something"?

(Myohan was seated as if he didn't know anything.)

(The 2nd hint was written on the inner side of his headband.)

"Emphasis on Song Eun I's something"?

"Emphasis on Song Eun I's something"?

Song Eun I?

Is there anything Eun I emphasizes?

Her catchphrase?

The young guys might know it.

- They wouldn't. - Eun I...

What does Eun I emphasize?

"Emphasis on Song Eun I's something"?

(Next week)

(The end of their harsh retro race is...)

(Lucky Draw without Duds.)

(Will there be another member who gets to go abroad?)

(We've failed to shorten the amount within the runtime this week again,)

(so the results of the race will be revealed next week. We apologize.)

(Is it the sound of rain?)

(No, it's the sound of grilling pork belly.)

(The members play the music quiz with frozen pork belly on the line.)

(Excited)

(Excited like crazy)

(Correct)

(If they guess the question right, they get to eat all they want...)

(for 5 seconds.)

(OB is determined to win as well.)

(Their 3-hour long musical journey)

Now

I'm fine

I don't care about love

But why am I crying

Like a fool?

Hey.