(New Journey to the West 7)
Once upon a time in a far, but close universe,
special beings lived in a new city.
A rich desert fox, Sdollar,
lived in an asteroid, C413.
He loved dancing and singing.
He spent happy days with a young prince from next door.
One day, he found Delicate unconscious in front of his house.
He looked after him with a lot of care.
- I feel sick. - You seem like a dog.
Delicate hid his identity and approached Sdollar.
He stole all his wealth and ran off.
Wait, that dog is leaving with something.
The desert fox was depressed after losing everything.
What a life.
He visited a skillful fortune-teller in Mount Gyeryong...
and asked Mysterious Power.
Find my wealth back.
He stole our Dragon ba*ls.
Goodness.
But I feel the energy of the Dragon ba*ls down this mountain.
Sdollar found his wealth and the Dragon ba*ls...
which Delicate hid in a cave down the mountain.
I found it.
Sdollar got excited and danced a windmill.
But he accidentally hit the Dragon ba*ls...
- and scattered them away. - Oh, sh**t.
Breaking news. Dragon ba*ls have fallen in Korea this time.
This was Lee Myung Han of TVN.
How fortunate. It's close by.
That's how their new journey began.
New Journey to the West 7.
Please catch this punk. He acts like he's a cat when he's a dog.
He's such a jerk.
I'm a cat.
(Sangam-dong, the mecca of broadcasting)
(The basement waiting room that looks like a broadcasting station)
(The members are supposed to be here by 10am.)
(Who's here first?)
- Let's go, Ji Won. - Hello.
- Let's go, Ji Won. - Hello.
Are you in pajamas?
You're going to have us on a ship, aren't you?
(He's suspicious from the start.)
- What? - Tell me.
You're going to have us on a ship.
Otherwise, why would I need a driver's license?
Don't get me confused.
Hey, MINO.
- MINO. - Are you Iron Man?
- Hello. - Aren't those Iron Man's glasses?
- Hello. - Aren't they?
(He plays along.)
They're like three-dimensional glasses.
- Who's this? - Hi.
You aren't drunk, are you?
What's that bruise on your left eye?
- Isn't that a bruise? - No.
Oh, you put on an idol makeup.
What's wrong with his pants?
(His fashion is perfect to be teased here.)
(His dance makes them want to tease him.)
(Dancing without any accompaniment)
(He's cleaning the floor while he's at it.)
While I was out to take h* Dong,
we need you to make about five minutes' worth of footage.
- We're professionals. - Five minutes?
That's worth of an episode. What are you talking about?
Staying within the country agrees with me.
Don't make me laugh. You handled the long flight to Iceland so well.
And you got used to the country as soon as we arrived.
Because it was short.
It was short.
Oh, General.
- Hi. - Hello.
You're here, sir.
(P.O and h* Dong enter together.)
Why is it...
that you never showed me your face?
Hello.
We have one missing.
- Kyu Hyun? - Kyu Hyun isn't here.
- He'll join us from the airport. - Are you using him...
as an event again?
He was up to his concert tour around East Asia until yesterday.
Really?
This is a common old-time remark.
He actually held a concert tour around East Asia?
(Waiting for Kyu Hyun,)
(they have some time to eat snacks.)
- Me. - Sandwiches?
No, not sandwiches.
- I don't like sandwiches. - I like them.
It's strange, but I can't eat sandwiches.
So I kept...
(But he keeps staring at Ji Won's sandwich.)
(But he keeps staring at Ji Won's sandwich.)
I'd do it all.
That's not right.
(Su Geun doesn't like sandwiches.)
It's different every year.
I bet it's a prism.
(Su Geun doesn't like sandwiches.)
You said you wouldn't eat sandwiches.
I'll eat just this.
He always says he can't handle long flights.
(And he says he can't eat sandwiches.)
- What's wrong? - Are you okay?
I was going to eat another one, but it was gone.
(He's calm alone.)
(Waiting for Kyu Hyun, they make some nice remarks.)
Whenever I have time,
I think about my colleagues for an hour or two.
- What? - P.O, for example.
- Children's songs? - My colleagues.
- Children's songs. - "Colleagues".
To sing for Si Hoo?
No, colleagues.
- "Colleagues". - "Colleagues".
You think about your colleagues?
I think about you and Su Geun.
We have something in common.
It just dawned on me. We're genuine.
(Let's skip.)
It's a story.
You draw a story on your body.
- About your colleagues. - Right.
(The other members are surprised at his untimely nice remarks.)
(Wiping his face)
(h* Dong is a little embarrassed.)
Why would you wipe your face all of a sudden?
- Goodness. - How annoying.
- Goodness. - That was embarrassing.
(A new way of annoying others)
Goodness.
How annoying. What's with that face?
Where did he learn it?
I've never seen this face of his.
- I've never seen it. - Goodness.
- That was not good at all. - Gosh.
- Oh, gosh. - That was...
- I've never seen it before. - My gosh.
- What was that? - Let me do it just once.
(Cursing out)
Kyu Hyun might arrive in 10 minutes,
but since we have time...
(Let's win some allowance to k*ll time.)
Why don't we do a simple quiz...
over some pocket money?
- Gosh. - That's good.
It's not an individual game, is it?
Yes, it is.
We're playing individually.
It's unfair for Kyu Hyun then.
- He'll have to deal with it. - Right.
He's coming late.
Since MINO went to the toilet,
let's say he isn't here either.
He isn't going to be of any help.
Among various quizzes and games we've prepared for this season,
there's one great piece. Let's do it for a taster.
It's called Signal Quiz.
Signal Quiz?
(It's not about telepathy.)
Do we have to send signals?
Like telepathy?
There's signal music for every TV program.
- Right. - It's played with the title scene.
- That's right. - After hearing it...
(For example,)
(when a signal song gets played,)
(you need to guess its program and channel.)
(Correct)
Get three questions right.
The game will end quickly...
because you'll know all the songs.
Guess a broadcasting station...
and a program correctly.
- A broadcasting station? - We have to guess a channel?
There are so many channels now.
Hold on a second.
If you're going to complain, just don't do it.
- Don't do it. - Hey.
I'm complaining to make questions easy for us.
Do you know all the broadcasting stations?
Well, we can just give it a go.
I'm doing it for us.
I think Ji Won is right.
(He's so happy.)
Goodness.
Was I that wrong?
You just...
(First Signal for 3 points)
Here's the first question.
(Guess the program and the channel of the signal music.)
- I got it. - Me!
(The old members figured it out right away.)
Su Geun?
MBC, "Weekend Movies".
- Incorrect. - I got it.
(h* Dong gets a chance.)
- h* Dong? - Okay, here I go.
- Three, two... - KBS.
"Weekend Movies".
- Incorrect. - I got it!
- Incorrect. - MINO!
MINO?
EBS, "Weekend Movies".
- EBS? - Me!
(Let's listen to it again.)
Next person gets a chance.
(P.O makes a guess.)
- MBC. - MBC.
"Saturday Movies"?
"Saturday Movies" of MBC?
- Wrong. - Su Geun!
I got it.
(Did Su Geun figure it out?)
- MBC. - MBC.
(It's not MBC.)
- It's hard. - Let's keep listening.
(They already know the melodies without hearing further.)
- That's not it. - There's no need to listen to it.
The title comes up like this during its opening signal.
(That's right.)
(The program of this signal music is...)
("Saturday Movies" of KBS.)
You know, every Saturday...
- Every weekend. - Saturday?
(He's clueless, but excited.)
- I got it. - I got it.
- h* Dong said it first. - KBS, "Saturday Theater".
(Oh, no.)
I got it.
- I got it. - Ji Won.
- KBS. - Okay.
"Saturday Movies".
- "Saturday..." - "Movies".
"Movies"? Correct.
(Ji Won gets 1 point.)
- On weekends... - Didn't someone say that?
You did.
- Didn't you... - Did I do it?
- Was it you? - I mentioned KBS.
- You said it, - Really?
but you got the channel wrong.
You acted like you wouldn't do it, so why are you so enthusiastic?
- What? - You said you wouldn't do it.
- He acted like... - I never said that.
What?
(Second Signal)
- Let's go right away. - Here we go.
I got it.
Ji Won?
- Gosh, this. MBC. - MBC.
- "Chief Inspector". - Two.
- I got it. - Incorrect.
- I got it. - Goodness.
This is advantageous for us.
- Just do it. - It's MBC.
- MBC? - "Police" of MBC.
- "Police"? - I got it.
I got it.
Calm down a little.
(The young members have heard of this signal music too.)
I know this.
It's famous.
(This famous signal is...)
("Wanted DOA 25 Hours" of KBS.)
(It informed its viewers of wanted people live.)
(The music was used for the announcement, not the opening.)
I got it. "Police 25 Hours" of KBS?
- What? - Goodness.
Was there such a program?
- I don't know. - I got it.
This program asked its viewers...
to search for certain people.
I know what it is.
I got it.
- KBS. - Okay, KBS.
Well... KBS.
"Wanted 25 hours"?
(Sighing)
- What? Why? - Oh, goodness.
Su Geun!
- Gosh, MINO. - Su Geun?
KBS, "Most Wanted..."
"Most Wanted"?
- I got it. - I don't think that's right.
- MINO? - KBS.
- "Wanted..." - "Wanted".
"25 Hours".
I got it!
- Me. - He'll get it right for free.
- Gosh. - Say it.
"Wanted DOA 25 Hours".
- Gosh. - "Wanted DOA 25 Hours".
- "Wanted DOA..." - That's the right answer.
- "25 Hours". - Correct.
Okay.
Goodness, you shouldn't...
count this question.
(For the young members who are feeling bad,)
(next question is currently on air.)
- They might get this right. - Right.
(It sounds familiar for the young boys too.)
(Bouncing their shoulders)
- I got it. - Su Geun.
You better get this right.
What is it?
- Wait. - I think I know what it is,
- seeing you react. - I was confused for a second.
"Gag Concert" of KBS.
Right.
(That's correct.)
Gosh, I got it right.
(It would've been bad if he got it wrong.)
I could've become a horrible person.
Hey, come in and join us quickly.
There's no time for greeting.
Hurry and join.
- Genie. - He's here.
- Genie. - Hi.
- Come here. - Let's start.
- Sit down so we can start. - Sit here.
If you guess 3 questions right, you get 100 dollars.
- Just sit down. - Let's just do it.
What if he gets all the questions right...
in a second?
- Just do it. - His voice isn't being recorded.
We have to guess TV programs right...
after hearing signal songs.
(The staff plays music right away.)
Let's go.
(The old members have 1 point each.)
Hold on a second.
(Humming)
(No one seems to have a clue.)
I got it.
He doesn't know what it is.
He doesn't know.
(He's confident.)
- No way. - KBS.
KBS.
He doesn't know. He's just saying it.
"Live Source".
What?
I got it.
- There's something. - Gosh.
Seriously... For headaches, toothaches, and sources...
(Edited out for the broadcasting regulations)
Packing luggage.
Walking.
(Producer Na is explaining the scenes.)
Someone's carrying a backpack.
I got it. "Backpacking" of KBS.
- I got it! - Kyu Hyun.
Why?
"Backpack Travels" of KBS.
Correct.
(Kyu Hyun snatches the answer away.)
Goodness.
(Disappointed)
What's with you?
- What... - What's with you?
He gets a point as soon as he joined.
Oh, Kyu Hyun isn't wearing any mic yet.
So it doesn't count.
- I said it loudly. - It wasn't captured.
- It went through others' mics. - Let's have you wear one.
- He said, "I said it loudly." - I know.
He said it loudly.
(The members who were born in the 70s and 80s are in the lead.)
(And a tricky question comes up.)
This is...
(Guess the program and the channel of this signal music.)
- I got it. - P.O.
KBS. Goodness, I keep saying this only.
"Night of TV Entertainment".
"Night of TV Entertainment" of KBS. Incorrect.
This is not it?
"Night of TV Entertainment" isn't KBS' program.
MINO.
- MINO. - MINO is up.
- MINO? - MINO.
- SBS. - SBS.
- "Night of TV Entertainment". - "Night of TV Entertainment".
Correct.
- Gosh. - It's right?
What, is it really right?
(Next question sounds familiar to everyone.)
I got it.
I know what this is.
MBC, "News Desk".
What?
MBC, "Sports Today".
- "Sports Today"? - I know.
- It's a sports show. - Incorrect.
Its title is very simple.
Me.
MBC, "Sports".
Correct!
(He's most surprised that he got it right.)
What? This was it.
For real?
It's crazy.
- I have two points. - I was going to say that.
- I already have two points. - I was going to say "Sports".
Let's go until the end.
Who's going to guess this right?
- Me? - MINO is good.
P.O.
- P.O. - What is this?
- You don't know? - Count down to three.
- Hurry up. - 3, 2...
The channel.
(Let's listen to it again.)
(Something has come across his mind.)
Look at his eyes.
No, not that.
(Shouting)
(Something came and left his mind.)
I know what this is.
It's a famous variety show.
It's very famous.
Me.
- MBC. - MBC.
- "Infinite Challenge". - Correct!
This is "Infinite Challenge"?
(This is "Infinite Challenge"?)
(Yes, "Infinite Challenge".)
Is this "Infinite Challenge"?
(This is why they kept having question marks in mind.)
(Ta-da, it's Jae Seok.)
(MINO wins 100 dollars.)
It's right.
(Let's give him the allowance.)
I kept thinking about question marks.
- Thank you. - "Infinite Challenge".
You mentioned SBS first, so I kept...
(It was very sunny on this day,)
(so we tried to go outside.)
(We even got permission to film the show here.)
How about this? Right now,
we've been heated up.
(They played the game to k*ll time, but it heated them up too much.)
- Are we... - Unpack.
unpacking here?
Right. There's no need to go somewhere.
- Are we unpacking... - Give me a tent.
- and doing... - A tent.
Great Release of Dragon ba*ls too?
(We must go somewhere later, so that can't be done.)
(Hoguwarts)
(Let's do the official opening...)
(in the hot basement waiting room.)
- Are we starting for real? - Yes.
New Journey to the West!
That's new.
This season will take place in the country.
It has a subtitle,
and that's Homecoming. New Journey to the West, Homecoming.
- Homecoming? - Homecoming.
We got that from "Spiderman".
Anyway, the staff has heard the news...
that the Dragon ba*ls showed up...
in China, Vietnam, and other countries,
but they have fallen to Mount Gyeryong,
that has the spiritual energy.
Most gurus stay in Mount Gyeryong.
The ba*ls are in the mountain?
So instead of going there as you are,
each of you will become a spiritual guru...
and start a journey to Mount Gyeryong...
to find the Dragon ba*ls.
Are we putting on a special makeup too?
Of course.
(He's on New Journey to the West for seven seasons now.)
(Let's introduce types of gurus.)
I'll start from easy ones to hard ones.
- The best one first? - This guru represents...
our country's traditional agriculture from the old times.
Guru Cabbage.
- This is the easiest one? - Is this the easiest one?
(The size of the head is as big as the grape costume in Season 6.)
It's just the head costume?
Yes, and the outfit.
I see.
- That's the easiest one? - But you have to make holes...
for the ears.
- It'll be frustrating otherwise. - It might be hard to hear things.
- I brought four outfits though. - Cabbage can't hear anyway.
Guru Cabbage has a best friend.
Guru Radish.
It's radish.
How cute. It's matching costumes.
- The two will be friends. - They have to go around together.
(Matching outfits for autumn season)
Let's move onto the next level.
This guru sees through everything before his knees touch the floor.
(It's him.)
That one's easy.
Knee-Drop Guru.
- This is the easiest one. - Gosh.
(The outfit is exactly the same...)
(as the one in 2007.)
I used to aim for easy ones when the costumes were revealed,
but this time, Knee-Drop Guru...
is a bit old fashioned.
Is it?
It's old fashioned.
I mean, people these days might think it's just a shaman.
(That's an unexpected problem.)
(The level goes up starting from now.)
He's the wizard with grey hair from the West.
Gandalf.
This is not good.
This one is the third hardest?
I like it.
The head...
Hold on. You have all these items?
- Yes. - You have all this stats...
I mean, stuff?
You have all this stuff?
Yes.
(Gandalf with a lot of items)
(Magical wand, light and refreshing dress, cool leather belt,)
(cute hooded cape, silky grey wig, wig brush,)
(removable mustache, removable and big beard, etc.)
(Special option: magical wand with a 360° camera)
Let's move onto the high level.
This is already hard.
He's the best celebrity this year.
The fairy of oil money from the Middle East.
- What is it? - Genie of the Lamp.
(He can't believe what he just saw.)
Genie?
(Serious and straight)
Goodness.
I mean...
(Level of Difficulty: Four Stars, Genie)
So you have these costumes fit for h* Dong too, right?
(It's crazy.)
That's crazy.
(They're impressed like crazy.)
How do you put that on?
- Let me see. - Goodness.
(And a special option only for Genie)
(Magic lamp)
It's a fairy, not a guru.
Here's the thing.
What were you for the past three months?
- Genie. - See?
(Kyu Hyun was Genie on "King of Mask Singer".)
(It was such a coincidence...)
(that we were surprised when we watched it too.)
- Genie. - See? It's perfect.
- You've got to take that. - It's yours.
- He has a cute hair in the front. - Right.
Put up your hair.
Put up your hair once.
(I'll give you a taste.)
That's perfect.
The Genie has to stay in the bottle.
Yes.
You can only come out when we call for you.
We have to call you first.
(There is a surprise here.)
Genie is not the strongest here.
It isn't?
He is our superstar who overtook...
China, Vietnam, Hong Kong and all of Asia.
He is really hardcore.
He is the mascot of our program. He is Shin Myohan.
It's him.
That is really skintight.
(This is Shin Myohan.)
(Difficulty level is five stars.)
(No further explanation is needed.)
(He will be specially provided with...)
(30 not for sale, limited edition headbands.)
(Character Selection Game)
You just heard a theme music.
If you get it right, you can go out.
Then I can go out?
- You have to do it again. - That was for something else.
I will give you back the money.
No, we have to start again.
(They can choose the character if they get the right answer.)
(They have to provide the name of the broadcasting station...)
(and the program.)
I got it!
(Ji Won called out in just one second.)
Isn't that a movie?
- I know this. MBC. - MBC?
- "Weekend Best Film". - h* Dong.
MBC's "Weekend Best Film"? That's correct.
(Ji Won gives the correct answer.)
- Correct. - How can he get it in one try.
- How can he do that? - It's correct?
(Ji Won recognized one second of the intro music.)
(The members kept mentioning it before.)
(Ji Won is the first to choose his character, 3 seasons in a row.)
Frankly, it wasn't fun at all.
(He is talking urgently.)
- It wasn't fun. - I've been doing it...
all before and you want me to do it again?
Ji Won, choose your character.
(He chooses his character first.)
(Unexpectedly, it's a hard choice to make.)
We not trying to pressure him,
but Gandalf suits him.
- It suits him. - Ji Won is meant to be Gandalf.
Gandalf is silver, so it suits. Your last name Eun means silver.
That's right.
(Keep going.)
The silver color is perfect.
Eun Ji Won.
But look.
If I'm not choosing these two,
these three have no merit. Especially this one.
Who will want to do the Knee-Drop Guru?
At least this one has some stage makeup.
(He has 23 years of experience and he wants makeup.)
This is too hardcore.
I can't do these two.
But I can cope with this.
Ji Won, if you hold it, that's the end.
- Let's go! - The beard looks symbolic.
Okay.
(Ji Won is confirmed as Gandalf.)
It will be more fun to watch this.
Let's start.
I'll start the next one.
(Second music starts.)
(It's a very familiar theme music.)
Today who will
This is just a song.
This is Cool.
(This is a theme song without an original.)
(It changed the lyrics of Cool's "Beer and Peanuts".)
(Original lyrics: Oh happy summer in your eyes)
(Changed lyrics: Today who will cause what trouble?)
- Su Geun. SBS. - SBS.
"Good Friends".
Incorrect!
(It was a tremendous hit with the highest ratings of 39 percent.)
- Kyu Hyun. - Yes.
"Curious Stories Y"?
(Why would you think that?)
- Su Geun. MBC. - MBC.
"High Kick Through the Roof".
You have to go further back.
- I got it! - I got it!
- MBC. - MBC.
- Oh, wait a minute. - What?
- There is no "wait a minute". - There is no such a thing.
I mean... "High Kick Through Next Door".
(You can only kick through once.)
Why would you want to kick through your neighbor?
(You'll go to jail if you do that.)
- P.O! MBC. - MBC.
- "Nonstop"? - Oh, no!
- Oh, no. - Why?
(Electrifying)
You're nearly there.
Kyu Hyun. MBC, "Nonstop 2"?
- "Nonstop 2"? - 2?
- It's incorrect! - It's wrong.
(The answer is revealed.)
("New Nonstop", sitcom for the youth)
(Did you see it?)
("New Nonstop", sitcom for the youth)
(It is a sitcom for the youth aired in early 2000s.)
(It starred Zo In Sung, Jang Na Ra, Park Kyung Lim, and Yang Dong Geun.)
("Nonstop 2" doesn't exist, but there is "New Nonstop".)
Is it "Nonstop"?
(Exclaiming)
- Su Geun. - MINO.
- MBC. - MBC.
"Nonstop 1"?
(MBC, "Nonstop 1"?)
- What is it? - Is it "Nonstop"?
It is "Nonstop"...
- I got it! - I got it!
- MBC. - MBC.
"Nonstop Returns"?
- MBC. - MBC.
"Nonstop Revenge".
P.O! It's not "Nonstop Homecoming", is it?
It's not "Nonstop Homecoming".
- Is it? - Right?
It's not homecoming.
We did everything. Maybe you're wrong.
Shall I go?
- MBC. - MBC.
"New Nonstop".
(MBC, "New Nonstop")
(It's correct!)
It's correct!
Now I remember. It was that!
(h* Dong gets to choose his character next.)
But I want to...
- You have nostalgia. - You could...
I recommend Knee-Drop Guru.
If I do this, will I be too obnoxious?
No, no.
(h* Dong's surprise confession)
- I recommend Myohan. - To be honest,
- I was happy doing Kanghonashi. - Right.
- You were happy. - Yes. I...
(He was happy to be the center of attention.)
I was very nervous someone else will take the character.
(Shy)
But you realize Myohan doesn't wear sneakers.
He has that pointy shoes.
- Right. - You have to walk like this.
- You have to walk like this. - I have to tiptoe.
You have to do this and walk like this.
Like this.
You always have to walk like a ballerina.
- But you... - Shin Myohan!
(He still chooses Shin Myohan.)
- Great. - That's courageous.
- You're a true older brother. - Right.
I think you and I already took the worst ones.
(h* Dong is confirmed as Shin Myohan.)
(These are the remaining characters.)
(Round 3 will be for 4 people.)
You and I can do that.
(As soon as the music starts...)
(Su Geun!)
Su Geun! MBC, "Chief Inspector".
- Correct. - Really?
(He feels uncomfortable.)
Why are you like that?
You have to make the best of the situation.
Hey.
(Teamwork)
(They are at an age when they love playing like this.)
(Mineral water sn*per, aged 42)
(Kang, the sh**ter, aged 50)
(Five star audience satisfaction for their elaborate action scene.)
Was that enough?
- That's enough. - Good enough.
(Good enough)
(Su Geun chooses his character next.)
It's already decided for me.
I will get positive energy from our Captain Kang.
I look a bit like a little boy.
I will go with this.
(Su Geun is confirmed as Knee-Drop Child Guru.)
That should feel comfortable.
MINO and P.O can take these two, and that for Kyu Hyun.
- Isn't it perfect? - Right.
- It's perfect. - It is.
(Only young boys are left for Round 4)
(What is the program for this theme song?)
You don't need to tell us the broadcasting station.
Just say the title of the program?
Just the title?
I can tell now that I am done with it.
Kyu Hyun.
You don't need to tell us the broadcasting station.
- Kyu Hyun. - Just say the title of the program.
Just the title?
I can tell now that I am done with it.
- Kyu Hyun. - Kyun Hyun.
"Mystery Q"?
(Incorrect!)
P.O!
- P.O! - "Mystery Why?"
(Mister Lee! Why?)
That's not it?
Genre is mystery.
- Kyu Hyun! - "Wednesday Mystery".
"Saturday Mystery".
(Incorrect!)
It isn't?
(The answer is "The X-Files".)
(It is an American TV series about...)
(mysterious UFOs, aliens, conspiracies and so on.)
(He tries to give them a hint.)
(But nobody understands it.)
Is it that?
I'm locked up in darkness
- What is that? - What is it?
Doesn't it have something to do with Mulder?
Right, Mulder.
(Main characters of "The X-Files" are Mulder and Scully.)
Mulder!
I gave you the biggest hint.
I'm locked up in darkness
I'm locked up in darkness
What on earth is that?
I'm locked up in darkness Don't you know that?
(We don't know.)
(Don't get distracted by him.)
In the title...
What?
it says there is some file.
MINO!
I'm locked up in darkness
(He acts as the final villain.)
(He prepares to pick up the answer.)
I think I know the answer.
- But I don't think I should say it. - The answer. 1, 2...
"The X-Files".
- Say it again. - "The X-Files".
- "The X-Files"? - Yes.
It's correct!
(MINO is the fourth person to choose his character.)
"The X-Files".
I'm locked up in darkness That is the song.
It's "A Kid Named X". That's the title of the song.
(Check)
"A Kid Named X" by Honey.
("A Kid Named X")
(A song by mixed-gender hiphop group Honey)
(You're stuck in darkness)
That really threw me off.
You don't know "A Kid Named X" by Honey?
The old song?
(MINO, the 4th place, chooses a character.)
MINO, Genie suits you.
- It's okay. Choose one. - No. Genie...
Genie is Kyu Hyun's.
- Choose something you like. - Genie is yours.
I'll choose the rest.
What do you want?
I...
Why are you two deciding that?
I'm okay. You can choose the red one.
- It's not over yet. - You can choose what you want.
(He chooses one randomly.)
You don't see the color?
- Guru Radish! - Guru Radish. Congratulations.
(MINO becomes Guru Radish.)
Even if Kyu Hyun wins,
he won't feel comfortable choosing Guru Cabbage.
No. That way, the game would become boring.
He was Genie for three weeks.
- I doubt he'll choose it again. - For six weeks.
If P.O chooses Genie,
- that would be another story. - That won't be easy.
(The last round)
(No one wants to be Genie.)
(P.O, previously Trump)
(Kyu Hyun, previously Genie)
Let's start now.
(Here comes the last theme song.)
(It definitely sounds familiar.)
P.O.
- Wait. - P.O.
P.O.
"Newsdesk".
Say both the channel and the show.
MBC.
(Kyu Hyun is doomed.)
(Careful)
"9-o'clock Newsdesk".
"9-o'clock Newsdesk".
(The last hope)
What? One more time.
"MBC Newsdesk".
- MBC? - "Newsdesk".
"Newsdesk". Correct!
Okay!
(Kyu Hyun's facial expression shows that the answer is correct.)
(He realizes his fate.)
(He takes Genie on his own.)
It really happened.
(Genie moves to TVN.)
(P.O wins.)
This is great.
Right.
- Congratulations. - This is perfect.
(Kyu Hyun becomes Genie, and P.O becomes Guru Cabbage.)
- Let's take pictures with these. - It's mysterious.
(They take a picture.)
- This is incredible. - Everyone got what he wanted.
This was the most peaceful decision...
so far.
(This will probably be the last time...)
(we see Kyu Hyun in his normal outfit.)
(He puts down the picture hopelessly.)
(They all turn into gurus.)
(The Taegeuk brothers are changing next to each other.)
(A radish mask and a cabbage mask)
- Oh, my. - My goodness.
(They get an enthusiastic response.)
That's cute.
(Ta-da)
You two are a perfect duo.
MINO, watch out for wires.
(Watch out for wires!)
(Once upon a time)
(Guru Cabbage P.O and Guru Radish Song)
(h* Dong wants to be cute too.)
It doesn't fit?
(Shocked)
Is it tight?
(It's extremely tight.)
(The radish mask was loose on MINO.)
It's too tight.
(Laughing)
(Why is everyone laughing?)
(Su Geun enters.)
Why are you doing that?
(The Mount Gyeryong swag)
- Hiphop! - You can do this at Mount Gyeryong.
(No, you can't.)
(Let's stick to the original makeup.)
(Rouge)
(Knee-Drop Child Guru)
(There's a striking resemblance except the height.)
I'll paint your face with care.
Please do a good job.
Okay.
(The Genie makeup show begins.)
Make me cute.
The color is too dark.
The color is completely different from my body.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
(Don't worry.)
(You can trust my skills.)
Wait. Is this really okay?
(This is Genie.)
What are you doing?
(Magical transformation)
(Serious)
Okay.
Isn't it too thick?
Why are my eyebrows so thick?
(The artist is satisfied.)
- It's perfect. - Is this what you wanted?
Is this what you all wanted?
(The 2-year wait was worth it.)
You're handsome.
Does the chroma key even work?
(The staff doesn't know what to say.)
What if my whole body disappears?
(You're right.)
(We appreciate your hard work, CG director.)
(Genie)
Well...
Kyu Hyun is definitely on Team Blue.
(However you look at it, Kyu Hyun is on Team Blue.)
You're on Team Blue.
Go, Team Blue!
- Are we doing a horror special? - He's on Team White!
He's on Team White!
- Team White and Team Blue are here. - Wait.
Am I Gandalf or a female ghost?
You'll be Gandalf once you put on the beard.
- You look pretty. - You look like a game character.
(Combing)
You don't look like Gandalf.
You look like an elf.
(He transforms into a white wizard.)
(The white Eundalf)
(Artist MINO...)
(still has one last task left.)
(A yellow creature approaches.)
(Surprised)
Please sit here.
It's so big.
(A giant picked radish)
He looks...
He looks like a good fighter.
(Will he beat Genie?)
(MINO starts painting h* Dong's face.)
(1st character: Kanghonashi, 2nd character: Watermelon)
(Thanks to previous experiences, h* Dong seems relaxed.)
(His face slowly turns yellow.)
(The biggest charm of Myohan is...)
(the blue lips.)
(He is not sick though.)
(h* Dong paints his lips carefully.)
You have to paint them bigger.
You have to make your lips look bigger.
Even bigger.
(When you paint your lips blue, be bold.)
(That looks scary.)
(Horror Special 2)
- I look scary, right? - I was startled.
(Sad)
- I don't want to look scary. - You look cute.
You'd get used to this color.
But once you hold this...
If you hold this...
- That looks great. - It makes you look cute.
He looks cute now.
(Guru Cabbage P.O comes to see h* Dong's makeup himself.)
(V.S.)
(Visual shock)
This is the world's best.
(To become the universe's best...)
(The famous eyes of Myohan are painted.)
(Hilarious)
He's the mom.
(The universe's best Kang Myohan)
Gurus from all over the world,
thank you for coming here.
We'll soon head for Mount Gyeryong to find Dragon ba*ls.
At Mount Gyeryong, International Guru Symposium...
What's a symposium?
(A symposium is a meeting where experts discuss...)
(a particular subject.)
(The meeting is held at the foot of Mount Gyeryong...)
(and welcomes gurus from all over the world.)
Two people will share a car.
Let me announce who will take the same car.
Guru Radish and Guru Cabbage are...
deities of agriculture.
So you'll take the symbol of agriculture,
a truck.
- A truck? - Wait. The two of us?
(A blue truck)
Genie from the Middle East is the symbol of oil money.
By selling the character,
Shin Myohan is also making quite a bit of money these days.
As you two have a lot of money,
you'll ride an open-top sports car.
Gosh. Wait.
- That's not okay. - Unbelievable.
Oh, my.
Everyone will see us.
No roof?
(No roof?)
(That's right. No roof.)
They're staring at us.
They're opening their window.
Hello.
(A photo of them was posted on social media immediately.)
Lastly, Gandalf and Knee-Drop Guru.
It's obviously "East Meets West".
Therefore,
you'll ride a Renault Samsung car.
- Renault Samsung? - Renault Samsung?
It's "East Meets West".
(East Meets West, provided by Producer Na)
(Here's a question.)
(Which of the gurus can drive a truck?)
I can only drive passenger cars.
Me too.
I think you should hire a chauffeur.
- A chauffeur... - Knee-Drop Guru.
They can only drive passenger cars.
(They come to an agreement.)
(Surprised)
- Is that ours? - Seriously?
It's really a truck.
It's yellow.
- It's yellow. - Nice.
Can you tell us apart?
(There are many yellow items today.)
(Surprised)
Getting in a sports car wearing this makeup...
(This is too much.)
(The 1st International Guru Symposium)
We can't raise our heads.
(For driving, they wear mini vegetables instead.)
(The Eastern and Western gurus are in the car too.)
(The weather is especially nice today.)
Okay! We'll leave first.
(The gurus head for Mount Gyeryong.)
Gosh, this is...
- We're going out now! - They prepared a lot.
(I'm going to take my horse to the old town road)
(Passenger 1: Kang Myohan, Passenger 2: Genie)
(Passenger 3: Eundalf, Passenger 4: Knee-Drop Child Guru)
(Passenger 5: Guru Radish, Passenger 6: Guru Cabbage)
The weather is nice.
It's really nice.
It's a good start.
It's a perfect weather for riding a sports car.
(Scream!)
(The only worry is...)
I'm worried about when traffic gets bad later.
Play a song that suits the weather.
What kind of song do you want to listen to?
I love your songs.
I can't play my own songs.
Old songs are fine too. What's your favorite?
I love Lee Moon Sae's songs.
Lee Moon Sae.
("In the Shade of the Street Tree" by Lee Moon Sae)
- The scent of the lilacs - The scent of the lilacs
My favorite flower is the lilac.
(Genie becomes emotional.)
We missed you so much, Kyu Hyun.
(Welcome back, Kyu Hyun.)
I have wanted to be on New Journey to the West so badly.
(Just as strong as his make-up, he's strongly impressed.)
(Don't leave us again.)
Gosh, the weather is great.
The weather is amazing.
Let me look up what's near Mount Gyeryong.
What's near Mount Gyeryong?
There are valleys and...
"Hiking course".
Are we going to hike?
Eundalf, how many times have you come to this event?
This year is my 1500th time.
I remember the 674th event.
You did amazing...
at the talent show, Eundalf.
I was all over the place and in the air.
I heard another guru showed up...
in Korea lately.
You mean, Myohan?
- Yes. - Myohan isn't a guru. He's a ghost.
(A ghost that dances to the rhythm)
(Their make-ups are about to melt away.)
Hopefully my make-up won't be smudged by my sweat.
(When it's smudged, you will look scary.)
(Meanwhile in MINO and P.O's car)
Hey, MINO.
- Hey. - Hi.
Are you going to make a stop somewhere?
How about we stop by a rest area...
and grab a hot dog?
What do you feel like? Braised radish?
Braised radish or fresh cabbage kimchi?
- Kkakdugi. - Kkakdugi.
Are you wearing your hats all right?
Of course. We have them on our heads.
You're following us, right?
Yes, we're behind you.
All right.
(They make a stop at a rest area to satisfy their hunger.)
Among the people who came here?
Let's eat tteokbokki, Ji Won.
(Team Truck and Team Vegetable arrive at the same time.)
(They see Eundalf getting off the car.)
There's Eundalf.
(He's an eye-catcher.)
He stands out.
MINO, could you tie up my hair?
My back hair.
(Before they go eating, he ties up his hair.)
You don't have a rubber band, do you?
(He would sweetly tie up Ji Won's hair.)
(Looking neat)
Thank you.
Here's tteokbokki.
Let's buy 1 portion of tteokbokki and 1 fish cake each.
Let's have one each.
Okay.
Do you have soy sauce?
(He dips it gently in the soy sauce.)
You have 10 dollars too.
We're using that money.
Get ready for fish and other side dishes.
(He sips the fish cake broth.)
(Wiggling)
(I want to eat the fish cake too.)
It's really inconvenient to eat this.
(Struggling)
- It's amazing, right? - Yes.
(It's a success.)
Let's buy this.
Just bite it hard.
Just eat it.
The tteokbokki tastes amazing.
It's delicious.
Tteokbokki and fish cake have to be eaten like this. Right, ma'am?
Okay.
Okay.
A character that doesn't exist in the world.
Genie.
I'll be the strongest if I dress up like this on Halloween.
I can just dress up like this on Halloween.
(Passing by)
Hello, Princess.
Do you recognize me?
- Oh, my. - Oh, my.
You startled me.
- It's Kyu Hyun. - Hello.
You are so...
This is unbelievable.
Oh, my.
She doesn't watch television, so...
You haven't seen me on television?
You haven't?
Your bunny hairband looks so pretty. Do you want to exchange?
(Mom, what is that?)
He's Kang h* Dong. Mr. Kang h* Dong.
Please explain to her.
He's a very famous...
He's a very famous man in Korea.
- A famous what? - He's a famous...
I'm a fat man.
- Oh, my goodness. - Give me a five.
I'm so honored.
- There you go. - I'm so honored.
- It was nice to meet you. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- My goodness. - Bye.
Thank you.
(Off to Mount Gyeryong!)
(After hours of drive, they arrive at Mount Gyeryong.)
It looks so exotic on the left.
(Impressed)
"Hoguwarts".
What is that?
It's Hoguwarts.
Isn't Hoguwarts that?
A school of wizards.
("Harry Potter" has Hogwarts.)
(And the gurus have Hoguwarts.)
(This is where the International Guru Symposium takes place!)
(Hoguwarts)
(Welcome, gurus.)
Come on.
(The gurus walk in.)
(Impressed)
It's a campsite.
It's a grassland.
Wait.
- Take a seat. - I want to stay away from him.
He scares me.
(He looks somewhat scary.)
He looked cute earlier.
He looks so scary.
Can I fix my make-up?
I sweated a bit earlier and...
I don't think you can fix that.
He looks terrifying.
(They are scared of each other.)
I might be mistaken as a hateful doll.
(No way.)
Welcome to the first International Guru Symposium.
- You're in Hoguwarts now. - Hoguwarts.
(A fan of "Harry Potter")
Now you're here, I'll assign you rooms.
You need a place to sleep tonight.
So you gurus can have discussions and sleep together,
- We're not camping? - all six of you will be...
sleeping in a big room together.
(A big room)
What's important is...
which bedding you will be sleeping on.
(A game to decide beddings)
(Scoffing)
I...
don't need any blankets.
(The magic guru is ready.)
You will play a simple game...
to decide your ranking.
Whoever wins the first place...
will be given a luxurious hotel bedding.
(Luxurious hotel bedding)
That will surely make you sleep well.
Goose down?
(Here's the bedding for the winner.)
(Special night for a special guru)
(Hoguwarts welcomes you.)
(A warm goose down duvet and a soft pillow)
(An electric pad and an extra mat)
(Bedding is all about height.)
(Lifelike swans)
(Fresh rose petals)
(Handwritten welcome card)
(Silk pajamas, 8 assorted fruits, sparkling wine,)
(mini humidifier, candles, a remote for air conditioner)
The second place will be given a winter duvet set.
It will at least keep you warm.
When the sun sets later, it will be cold.
I don't think it will be cold for you.
(I am cold.)
You don't have pockets.
(Winter bedding for a cold weather)
(A warm cotton duvet and a puffy pillow)
(A mattress topper...)
(and a rollaway bed beneath)
If you win third place, you will be given a summer duvet set.
- That's not bad at all. - It's not too bad for this weather.
- It's not bad. - A summer duvet for third place?
- It's something to cover at least. - We have warm bodies.
What about the fourth place?
The one in fourth place still gets something good.
A sleeping bag.
A sleeping bag.
(A sleeping bag and a yoga mat)
(He's experienced it from Season 3.)
I've slept in a sleeping bag. It wasn't bad.
Isn't sleeping bag the warmest?
- If you win fifth place, - A sleeping bag is good.
you will be given an aluminum mat.
That will make you feel like you're by the Han River.
You can even sleep here as if you're by the Han River.
An aluminum mat?
- Not bad. - Not bad.
Not bad.
A mat?
(A mat)
(It's thin, but wide.)
(You can make memories with your families, lovers, and pets on it.)
Now, here's a quiz for you. Guess where the one...
in sixth place will sleep.
Newspapers.
- Correct. - Okay.
(Correct!)
What? What happens when you get the answer?
- Nothing. - Knee-Drop Child Guru...
Apparently, Knee-Drop Child Guru can see the future.
I can see everything.
Do you want me to tell you who will be sleeping on the newspapers?
- Who is that? - Who is that?
- Who is it? - I'm curious.
Him.
(Him)
Him?
When he wakes up in the morning, the texts from the newspaper...
will be all over his face.
(Bedding in summary)
(1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th)
(Luxurious, winter, summer, sleeping bag, mat, newspapers)
(Game)
The good old Cone Hat Operations is back.
This place is big, so...
It's the cone hat.
(Cone Hat Operations)
(1. Put the cone hat on your head.)
(2. See through the tiny hole.)
(3. Play the game.)
The cone hat game we prepared this time is...
Cone Hat Limbo.
Put the cone hat on, make five turns,
and find the limbo bar and pass it. That's how we will decide...
- the ranking. - Okay.
(Cone Hat Limbo Operations)
(Limbo is supposed to be played like this.)
(What if we play it with cone hats on?)
(This is a foul.)
So this game will decide one winner?
We will decide two winners through this game.
(There are a few problems.)
It's all green here. You won't be able to see anything.
(Problem 2: The hole looks somehow smaller.)
The hole has become even smaller.
(The sight)
(Problem 3: Ji Won's trolling)
I can't see anything.
I can't see the green color.
- Who is this? Ji Won? - What's this?
(Problem 4: The guru is turned off.)
You can slightly lift the cone hat and see where it is.
Gosh, I still have no clue.
We're supposed to pass that?
I can't even pass it without the cone hat.
We will decide the 1st and 2nd place through this game.
I'll play it seriously.
(Cone Hat Limbo starts!)
Ready, go.
One.
- 2. - 2.
Three.
Four.
Five.
(Go!)
Go!
(The aftereffect from the spinning)
Gosh, I'm doomed.
I'm so dizzy.
I spun too thoroughly.
(Knee-Drop Child Guru is woozy as well.)
Gosh, I'm doomed.
(Cho Genie can't balance either.)
(The white wizard starts to move first.)
(He starts moving forward slowly.)
Where is it?
(Location of the limbo)
I can't see at all. What do I do?
I'm just going to close my eyes.
(He gives up right away and opens his eyes.)
(They must find the red rope.)
(Meanwhile, MINO...)
There it is. I found it.
I found it.
(He moves quickly.)
(Cho Genie senses MINO's voice.)
(h* Dong also moves towards it.)
(Cho Genie, Knee-Drop Child Guru, Eundalf, Guru Radish Song,)
(Kang Myohan, Guru Cabbage P.O)
(He's almost there.)
(They're doing the limbo a bit too early.)
(They're doing the limbo in the air.)
(Kyu Hyun is late, and the other three are frozen.)
(Gandalf makes another attempt.)
(Will he succeed this way?)
(He still has to go further.)
(Guru Radish Song is right behind him.)
(He finds the limbo rope.)
MINO!
MINO!
But it was right here.
(While MINO is doing a limbo in the air,)
(Eundalf is right in front of the limbo.)
(He's looking for the red rope.)
(He finds it.)
(He's doing a genuine limbo.)
(He trips.)
I can't see.
(He tries again.)
It was right here.
It was right here.
Ji Won came in first!
(Eundalf earns the bedding of the top grade.)
I sprained my back in the middle of it.
(There's only the 2nd place left.)
(MINO was almost there.)
(He's startled.)
But it was right here.
(He's doing a limbo in the air again.)
(He drifts away from the limbo.)
(And he makes his exit out of the game.)
It was right here, though.
(Screaming)
(He's like the hand of a clock.)
(Ji Won's taking a break in the meantime.)
(He bursts into laughter.)
Su Geun, you need to start moving!
(He becomes one with the environment.)
(He became one with the nature before,)
(and he's still one with it.)
(Ji Won came in 1st!)
- You still have time. - What?
You still have time.
Where is the rope?
(Guru Cabbage P.O starts to move.)
- I can't see because I'm too close. - What?
- What? - Where is it?
(They're far from the limbo.)
(At that moment...)
(He appears as a cameo.)
- MINO! It's here. - Please tell me where it is.
Where is it?
(h* Dong spots the limbo.)
Please tell me where it is.
(The three gurus approach the limbo.)
(At that moment...)
(His cone hat touches the rope.)
(He tries the limbo.)
(Su Geun joins him.)
Did I do it?
- Kyu Hyun came in second. - Yes!
(He wins the set of winter blankets.)
- Did he make it? - It was right there.
(Prequel)
(Yes!)
(The game is over.)
- Did he make it? - It was right there.
(The battle for the 3rd place is fierce.)
It's gone.
(He hits him.)
(Am I in 3rd place?)
- Who is it? - Why would you hit me?
Did you take off the cone hat?
(P.O is holding his hands up, and MINO is acting like a secret agent.)
Did you take off the cone hat?
It's over.
(The game is over.)
Ji Won came in 1st, and Genie came in 2nd.
Yes!
I was so lucky today.
I turned around and looked up...
and immediately saw a red rope.
But I couldn't see it.
Try it yourself. Do you see it or not?
- Be honest. - This is all you can see.
Try mine.
That's all you can see.
Everyone was seeing that much.
That was...
It's that small for everyone!
You know who they are.
They won't make the hole smaller or bigger for a specific person.
(The play-off to decide from 3rd to 6th place will begin.)
(It's the Cone Hat Soccer.)
(It's normal to score a goal between the goalposts.)
(What will it look like if they wore the cone hats?)
(It's the halftime show.)
This penalty kick will be the funniest.
Gandalf and Genie, please step away.
(Cone Hat Soccer)
Let's go.
(Players, ball, and the goalpost)
I can't find the ball.
I'm done focusing on the ball.
(The two groceries will also compete in the game.)
Are you ready?
You must spin exactly five times. Look at the ground.
Get ready. It's five spins.
Set, go!
One, two,
three, four...
MINO, you're spinning too fast.
(He finished 5 spins first.)
- Five! - Five!
- What is that? - What is that?
Isn't he...
Now...
(He goes straight towards the ball.)
(The other gurus can't even find the balance yet.)
Isn't he...
almost a flamingo?
(He walks like a flamingo.)
- He's like a flamingo. - What is that?
(His strategy is to just kick.)
- You can't just kick anywhere. - Right.
(It's a docile flamingo.)
(A chick just started walking.)
(Looking for the yellow ball is...)
(a yellow chick.)
(He's frustrated.)
I'll just go with my feeling.
(He's embarrassed.)
(They keep missing the ball.)
(The ball is right behind him.)
(He didn't notice it.)
(Between an impatient flamingo and a chick is...)
(someone with a totally different rhythm.)
[VIU Ver] tvN E01 'New Journey to the West S7'
"Cone Hat Operations"
-♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
He's like a human cultural asset.
(He moves beautifully.)
(He sees the ball.)
Su Geun, are you there?
(It's a beautiful and traditional footwork.)
(That's what I'm talking about.)
He's like a human cultural asset.
(He stands up looking cool.)
He's like a human cultural asset.
(Hitting)
(He wants to get the attention.)
(Laughing)
Why is he going that way?
(This is P.O himself.)
(He is off to an adventure.)
I'm one of the staff.
Where am I?
(He went very far.)
(He meets all the cameramen.)
Tell me, Ji Won.
MINO!
(At that moment,)
(Chick sees something.)
sh**t!
(He misses.)
(At that moment,)
(the ball touches P.O's foot.)
(Cabbage has a chance.)
(Will he make it?)
sh**t...
(He takes a hit.)
(It's a low-kick you can see in the MMA.)
(P.O's adventure ends.)
(His pain resonates the cone hat.)
He's injured.
(MINO touches his hip, not his legs.)
He hurt his Achilles tendon.
(In the middle of all the chaos...)
It's the human cultural asset.
- Run and kick it. - Will he intercept it?
- He's the human cultural asset. - He's going to intercept it.
(He misses closely.)
(He's flown backwards.)
He's pushed backwards.
(Chick suddenly gets agitated.)
Where is it?
- sh**t! That was close. - That was close.
- sh**t! - That was so close.
- That was close. - That was close.
- sh**t! - One more time.
- sh**t! - One more time.
No!
What is going on?
(He misses by a close call.)
(It's the happiest yellow chick in the world.)
I'm too tired.
(The Cone Hat Soccer gets heated.)
Here comes the human cultural asset.
(It's a cultural asset versus a flamingo.)
(Su Geun finds the ball again.)
(After the body battle,)
(he kicks.)
(But he's short.)
(It goes outside the field.)
It was no goal.
Where is it?
- You may continue. - We put the ball back.
- Okay. - Is it there?
Okay.
- Here he comes. - You're getting there.
Kick it.
- Goal! - Goal!
(He scores a goal.)
- It's P.O. - It's P.O.
(P.O takes the 3rd place.)
(He's making a happy face.)
It just came into my sight.
That was amazing.
Sir, I think the hole of my cone hat is blocked.
Sir! My hole is blocked.
- That's on you. - It just came into my sight.
(Con hat master is the only one that's keeping himself calm.)
Human cultural asset,
did you find the ball?
There he goes. He is on the move.
- Human cultural asset. - Human cultural asset.
Move out of the way if you don't want to get hurt.
- There he goes. - Move out of the way.
Human cultural asset is going the way right.
(They kick from different locations.)
Human cultural asset.
Human cultural asset.
Am I at the wrong spot?
(The flamingo and chick fight for territory.)
Human cultural asset.
(He spotted the ball again.)
- He found it. - Human cultural asset.
Human cultural asset.
(He fails again!)
It touched his foot.
- It touched his foot. - It touched his foot.
The ball touched the human cultural asset's foot.
- Human cultural asset. - Human cultural asset.
It touched his foot.
(He fails 3 times in a row!)
Human cultural asset.
He can't kick the ball he sees.
He can't kick the ball he sees.
(The cone hat master opens his mouth for the first time.)
Gosh, what is this yellow thing?
I almost kicked it.
You can kick it. You can kick it.
You should kick everything that is yellow.
Is it the ball or Kang Myohan?
Is it Kang Myohan or the ball?
What could be the yellow thing I see?
Human cultural asset is...
Human cultural asset.
- He is taking deep breaths. - He is almost there.
- He is taking deep breaths. - Human cultural asset.
It's okay.
Human cultural asset.
He feels as if he can touch the ball.
- There he goes. - He is moving.
- sh**t! - My goodness.
(Chick appears.)
- sh**t! - My goodness.
(A martial arts match between the gurus)
sh**t!
(At that moment)
It's not a goal!
It's getting darker.
The sun is setting.
(International Guru Symposium is taking place in Gongju.)
(Flamingo approaches.)
(He misses the opportunity.)
(Chick's foot touches the ball!)
Hold on. It's that way.
(It was a useless feint.)
(At that moment)
Don't get excited. Don't get excited.
(Excited)
(Screaming)
(The ball stops in the middle.)
It's right in front of the goal.
Where is the goal?
(The ball is in front of the goal.)
It's a martial art.
(The cone hat master lets go of everything.)
Human cultural asset.
(He is close to the ball.)
- Human cultural asset. - Human cultural asset.
(He does the windmill.)
Human cultural asset.
Human cultural asset.
(Timeout)
Let's have a timeout.
The sky turned dark.
Didn't I score a goal?
- What is going on? - It was light before.
The sky turned dark so suddenly.
(The match resumes.)
(Another fight between the birds ensues.)
Human cultural asset is cautious.
It looks like he is tightrope walking.
Tightrope walking.
Is he tightrope walking?
- He stretched out his arms. - There he goes.
He is tightrope walking.
(Tightrope walking)
I can't see.
He is tightrope walking.
I can't see.
What a performance!
He truly is a human cultural asset.
(He imitates holding a fan.)
- He is feeling the air. - Human cultural asset.
Human cultural asset is feeling the wind.
(Gurus of the world have come together...)
(to show off their talents.)
(He found his talent in tightrope walking.)
- That's it. - He found the ball.
- That's it. - Go faster.
- That's it. - Human cultural asset...
- found it. - That's it.
- Human cultural asset. - That's it.
Where is it?
Suddenly...
(Chick appears.)
Will he...
(Kicking the air)
- Stay calm. - Human cultural asset.
Stay calm.
(The impatient chick becomes angry.)
h* Dong, you are nowhere close to the ball.
I don't know where it is.
Hold on.
(Excited)
(He catches it with his foot.)
- He stepped on it! - He stepped on it!
- He stepped on it! - He stepped on it!
(h* Dong succeeds to score a goal!)
It was a clean shot.
(The tenacious chick)
(You worked hard for a sleeping bag.)
Shall we change up the rules a bit?
Each one of you will get a chance.
- Okay. - Run over and kick.
- Okay. - Okay.
(Penalty shootout with the 10-second time limit)
This is the first... What was the event called?
- It's... - Hoguwarts.
No, I mean... Guru Symposium.
- What? - Guru Symposium.
- International Guru Symposium. - International Guru Symposium.
The first International Guru Symposium.
The match to decide the top 5 and 6...
remains.
Human cultural asset, Lee Su Geun...
and Crane leg, MINO.
One sh**t...
will determine how you sleep.
Will it be the newspaper or aluminum mat?
All right.
You have 10 seconds.
(Su Geun will go first.)
Get ready. Set, go.
- Let's go. - He is running towards the ball.
He is daring.
(Will he be able to score a goal in one go?)
He is daring.
Nice.
(He failed.)
The next one.
The creator of the flamingo boxing, Crane leg MINO.
- Crane MINO. - Crane MINO.
- Crane MINO. - Crane MINO.
Let's go.
- It was a good tactic. - All right!
- Did I do it? - It was a good tactic to slide.
Nice.
It was a good tactic...
to slide.
- Okay. - Swag.
Crane leg.
- Crane. - Crane.
MINO gets a mat and Su Geun gets a newspaper.
Thank you.
A mat is good enough.
(The gurus worked hard for a good night's sleep.)
(Hotel bedding, winter bedding, summer bedding,)
(sleeping bag, mat, and newspaper)
Gosh, this is...
(The 5th place, MINO)
(Trudging)
Look at that.
(Laughing)
What is this?
(It's where you will sleep.)
What is that?
- I am so jealous. - Whose bed is that?
It's...
Look at this.
Look at this.
You would be able to sleep well here.
(The 1st place enters.)
These are mine.
It's a welcome card.
This brings back memories.
You even have a robe.
Everything is in h* Dong's size just in case.
It's 2XL.
(He seeks out faults.)
- May I sit here? - What?
- May I sit here? - No.
No?
- Those are plastic models, right? - No.
- Are those real? - Yes.
What are you doing?
I am enjoying my place.
(He enjoys being the 1st place.)
- The sleeping bag looks nice. - What?
It's better than what the third place gets.
It's better than what the third place gets.
I will sleep on the mat with...
Who got this mat?
I will sleep with MINO.
Do you get to sleep indoor?
I...
The one with the newspaper needs to sleep outdoor.
We will lie on the mat and drape the newspaper over us.
I can't believe they told me to sleep outdoor.
(The gurus take a break.)
(Gurus' salon)
(The necessary items for Kyu Hyun's hair salon: Chair)
(Cellphone mirror)
(Getting pink hair made him interested in hair care.)
(Blow-drying is a must.)
(P.O wears Guru Cabbage's hairband.)
(Dry)
Did you get your hair dyed before the concert?
Yes.
I got my hair bleached more than 10 times.
I want to dye my hair, but it's too much work.
I will have to shave my hair.
(He upgrades his salon.)
(Oh, yes.)
(He begins to style his hair.)
(Thanks to 15 years of experience, his hands move with ease.)
(Volumizing is the key.)
(Surprise!)
(The hip-hop artist's simple way of styling hair)
(Mess up your hair as if it's windswept.)
(All done!)
(Here is another man who is interested in his hair.)
(Men take care of their looks in their 50s.)
(Book camp)
(A book catches MINO's eyes.)
(Concentrating)
(He takes a photo of the passage he likes.)
(MINO reads for a while.)
(Kyu Hyun appears after drying his hair.)
MINO, what are you reading?
"The Night of Your Regards".
Kyu Hyun,
are you in love?
(Romantic)
I'm searching for it.
Can you love passionately?
(He became sentimental from reading a book.)
(A real-life friend appears.)
What are you doing?
(The real-life friend is flustered.)
(Laughing)
- What? - It looks awkward.
(Here is another man who looks awkward when he reads.)
(He has stared at the same page for 30 minutes.)
(The gurus who have nothing to do with reading)
(Cackling)
(My goodness.)
(Giggling)
(Shouting)
"Don't resort to petty tricks."
"In the end, you will be the one to suffer a loss."
Aristotle.
(He is trying to look cool.)
(He used his throat a lot earlier.)
Gosh, I am hungry.
I am really hungry.
(It's dinnertime.)
(There is a cafeteria inside the building.)
(Handsome)
Kyu Hyun, when did you come?
I just came back from Indonesia.
You just came back, right?
I think someone else was here earlier.
(Cho Genie, not Kyu Hyun)
I am back.
(Yes!)
P.O.
Long time no see.
Long time no see.
This feels right.
(The gurus sit down.)
Our clothes are so colorful.
Seriously.
I know.
(Traffic lights)
Kyu Hyun, get down.
- What? - Get down.
Go under the table.
Go under the table.
- For goodness' sake. - Good job.
Go further down. Go further down.
Where did Genie go?
(Genie's lamp)
Genie!
Genie! Come on out!
(Ta-da!)
Genie.
Hold on.
He was under the table for too long. Blood rushed to his face.
(He has cool undertones.)
This is the First International Guru Symposium...
and it's time for dinner.
(Solemn)
What's the bad news?
What's the bad news?
I know what you will do.
You will take a dish away for every question we get wrong.
How did you know?
What?
No matter where we go,
we follow similar rules.
Why don't we build a studio?
We can use chroma key...
- to have the background change. - That's right.
Doesn't it feel like we are in Vietnam?
It really does.
(They are in Korea.)
What is this?
I bet something will come out.
We will play a game for dinner...
- called Autumn Specialties. - That's incredible.
- What are some autumn specialties? - There are a lot.
This morning, we received...
12 specialties around the region.
Vegetables.
Shall I give you a list?
Neungi mushroom.
Gizzard shad from Namhae.
The third one is pine mushroom from Gangwon Province.
Raw chicken from Daejeon.
Crab from the West Coast.
c*ck from Beolgyo.
- c*ck. - Abalone from Wando.
- Abalone. - Squid from the East Sea.
- Squid. - Korean beef from Gongju.
- Korean beef. - Mussel from Tongyeong.
- Mussel. - Yellow corvina from Yeonggwang.
- Yellow corvina. - Shrimp from Daecheon.
Shrimp.
(The cover comes off.)
- It's random. - It's random.
Do we pick a number without knowing what's inside?
If you get shrimp, I will cook it nicely.
- What? - Make sure you get shrimp.
- What? - Make sure you get shrimp.
You will play this game with us.
- What do you mean? - You will play this game with us.
- Can I play with you? - Of course.
You will play a game for each ingredient.
If you win, you keep the ingredient and move on.
If you win again, you keep the next ingredient.
That sounds good.
No, I am against this.
You should follow the history and traditions.
If we win, we should get to keep all 12 ingredients.
Hasn't it always been that way?
- Really? - Would you like that?
If you lose, you won't get anything.
No, you should take an ingredient for each round.
- That's right. - No.
You should take an ingredient for each round.
- That's what I am saying. - It has been that way for 12 years.
12 years?
I am serious.
Would you like to do that?
I will follow the production crew's decision.
We did that in Vietnam.
- The new rules are nice too. - I agree.
Why are you thinking about your image?
- Why are you doing that? - Listen.
There are 12 specialties, right?
If we lose a round...
and take out a specialty, we would make it look bad.
Why don't you think about this when you are the national MC?
If we fail to win a specialty, it will be seen as a mistake.
But taking out 1 of 12 specialties is a different matter.
(They give him a round of applause.)
(Human cultural asset of variety shows)
He is good.
(He does tightrope walking as an encore performance.)
I have to give it to him.
- He is right. - He is right.
He is right.
I will give you the genre.
Guess Who Quiz.
(Guess Who Quiz)
For goodness' sake.
(Gurus hate this quiz.)
We get so much criticism.
I already feel nervous.
I wish we get characters.
I wish we get characters. Right?
Will we have 12 rounds of Guess Who Quiz?
How many people did you prepare?
At this rate, we will get non-celebrities.
(At this rate, we will get non-celebrities.)
Mr. Choi Bok Nam.
(Choose a specialty.)
Which number should we pick?
Which number would it be?
- Choose any number. - I will go first.
- Okay. - Number four.
Number four is raw chicken from Daejeon.
- What? - It's not much...
- of a regional specialty. - Good job.
We can make many dishes with it.
Can we take a look inside?
It's not alive, is it?
(They open the box.)
- It's clean. - I see.
We can boil them.
(In courtesy of "Wednesday Gourmet")
This would be enough.
We could boil these chickens with garlic...
and eat it with rice. This would be enough.
We could make chicken porridge.
- That's right. - Yes.
This is...
Do we start from Ji Won?
- Yes. - Okay.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Let's concentrate.
We can do this.
We never succeeded in the first round.
- I know. - I want to rewrite history.
This is the hardest quiz.
All right.
Let's begin.
1, 2, 3.
Let's begin.
1, 2, 3.
Kim Soo Ro.
(Kim Soo Ro)
- My goodness. - This is...
- I couldn't remember his name. - Seriously.
Hold on.
- This is painful. - I forgot everything.
Congratulations, Ji Won.
Congratulations, Ji Won.
It's P.O's turn.
Concentrate. You can do this if you concentrate.
- 1, 2, 3. - Dok2.
It was an easy one.
(Rapper 1)
(Rapper 2)
- Let's move on. - Concentrate.
1, 2, 3.
Don Spike.
(They are doing pretty well!)
- Yes! - Don Spike!
Don't spike!
(Spiking)
Why did you spike when it's "Don't spike"?
Kyu Hyun.
It's not my turn.
Let's go.
1, 2, 3.
Kim Gook Jin.
Gook Jin!
My goodness.
Thank goodness!
- Your turn will come again. - Thank goodness.
Get ready.
This is a quiz you solve individually.
Here comes a b*mb! Get ready to duck!
This is a quiz you solve individually.
Hold on. Hold on.
Be careful. This b*mb might go off!
- I can do this. - This b*mb might go off!
1, 2, 3.
Yoo Ah In.
My goodness.
- Good job. - "This is unbelievable."
(The b*mb has been detonated.)
Nice. Nice.
Yoo Ah In.
How are you doing so well in the first round?
I guess the next one will be hard.
1, 2, 3.
Kim Kyung h*.
- That startled me. - That was a hard one.
It was confusing.
MINO, it's your turn again.
Relax. Relax.
1, 2, 3.
Kian84.
I got it! I got it!
Kian84. I got it!
I said it before he yelled "Incorrect".
Kian84.
1, 2, 3.
Sa Rang. Choo Sa Rang.
- Nice. Nice. - Sa Rang, I love you.
Sa Rang.
- I did it. - We could do this in one go.
Let's avoid the minefield.
Is mine very hard? Is mine very hard?
Let's go.
1, 2, 3.
Ahn Sung Ki.
(h* Dong explodes.)
Ahn Sung Ki.
Ahn Sung Ki!
I thought he would throw a punch.
Ahn Sung Ki!
My goodness.
Chicken is the specialty of Daejeon.
My goodness.
- Don't get excited. - Good luck.
1, 2, 3.
Putin.
(Putin)
- Hey! - Putin.
(Correct)
How did you know?
- Hey! - How did you know?
- How did you know? - Who?
Putin!
I told you that I knew who Trump was!
- How did you know that? - Hey, Cabbage!
(His sorrows explode in a year.)
- You finally got rid of Trump! - Right. I got this too.
How did you get it right?
The staff thought it was over.
(He escaped from Trump.)
See?
- I thought it was over. - Me, too.
- 1, 2, 3. - Putin.
Wow, he got it!
1, 2, 3. - Putin.
What is this? You actually got it!
(He's moved.)
How did you know that?
He looked learned.
It's something you could get it wrong.
I thought he was Yul Brynner.
- Ji Won. - I'm so jealous.
(He's the last to go.)
It's up to you whether we get the chicken or not.
Shall we continue?
Here's the last question.
(The first round with Daejeon chicken at stake.)
You have to call out the answer immediately after I go "1, 2, 3!"
Magic.
1, 2, 3!
Seol...
(Incorrect!)
Who was that again? Seol?
- Seol... - Incorrect!
(Grim)
Seol Hyun.
It's all over.
- How could you not know Seol Hyun? - We were so close.
I knew it, too. Darn.
It's okay, Ji Won.
But we fought a good fight.
It was a BWF.
- What's a BWF? - A lost battle worth fighting.
- Even though we lost? - Good fight, good fight.
He's just proud of his own answer.
This is an individual round, not a team round.
Wow, we fought a good fight.
Darn it, I really knew the answer too.
("I have to get off at Daejeon" by Na Dae Gil)
(Daejeon Chicken out)
I didn't realize the Guess Who quiz...
was going to turn me into such a bad guy.
Why?
It's so offensive to the person in the quiz.
But losing from the start is in character for us.
- Right. - Instead of winning from the start.
- Right? - You're completely right.
What is that? Mussels?
This would work so well in spicy ramyeon.
What if this is a giant mussel?
(Everyone stands automatically.)
Mussel stew, mussel stew, mussel stew!
Wow, there's so much.
(A generous portion)
(Mussels from Tongyeong)
You can cook mussel stew quickly with minced garlic...
- and a little bit of soy sauce. - Like jjamppong.
It's really quick and easy to make.
There's so much of it!
We could eat this for a whole week.
- This is perfect for ramyeon. - For ramyeon, yes.
Does everything work with ramyeon?
- Of course. - We'll have great ramyeon.
If we manage to win this, P.O will have to be in charge.
P.O is good at cooking mussels.
Shall we get started?
This time we'll give you people related to Tongyeong.
- Here we go. - Let's go.
- 1, 2, 3. - Kim Sook!
(Kim Sook)
(Victory ceremony)
(Lee Su Geun, age 44: entertainment's cultural asset no.1)
Kim Sook, wow.
He's genuinely happy right now.
Tongyeong, I love you!
I love you, Tongyeong!
Su Geun, you still have one more turn left.
But still, for now I'm happy.
- It's not over yet. - There are a lot of minefields.
- So many minefields. - It's so hard to guess my juniors.
Here we go.
Wait we have to go again. It flopped too far forward.
(Flopping)
It flopped too far forward.
- Hey! You can just answer now. - Just answer now.
- This is... - 1, 2...
No, no.
Then you can take your time to look at the picture and answer.
1, 2, 3.
This is Shrek's girlfriend, isn't it?
- Isn't it? - P.O's back!
The first syllable of her name is similar to yours.
P.O, who is this?
1, 2, 3.
This is Shrek's girlfriend.
P.O, do you have your final answer?
Of all people, you have to know this!
- It sounds like your name. - Shrellie?
- It's similar to your name. - It's the same first syllable.
- Same first syllable. - It starts with Fi.
(Fact check: his actual name starts with Pyo.)
Oh it's Fiona!
Like P.O, you.
Fiona.
The regional specialty is gone.
It even starts with P.O.
(Tongyeong mussels out)
You can almost hear how disappointed the people of Tongyeong are.
The entire village booing in unison on a Friday night.
(Choosing the next specialty)
- Namhae. - It's from Namhae.
(Sent from Namhae at dawn)
- This is precious. - Gizzard shads are good in autumn.
(The star of autumn)
(Namhae gizzard shard)
Cooked with small coarse sea salt.
This has to be grilled over charcoal.
On skewers.
This has to be the most desirable one of them to come up.
Wait is this still alive?
No, it's not alive.
If this were to be alive right now...
it would be aired on CNN.
If the gizzard revived itself right now it would be amazing.
it would be on the news.
It looks so scary.
(He's scared of fish.)
Let's start the game.
Wait a minute.
Let's have a good start, a good start.
Here we go.
1, 2, 3.
Incorrect!
Wow.
1, 2, 3.
(Sighs)
1, 2, 3.
(That idiot.)
This one really, really...
he's a coach, right?
A long time ago...
I saw that coach fly into a rage.
Really.
It's not suitable for broadcast.
He's so popular these days.
"You call that a block?"
You call yourself MINO?
(He's so sorry.)
(Namhae gizzard shad out)
But what if...
we get all 12 rounds wrong.
Why would you think about getting it wrong already?
I mean just in case, though. What would happen?
Why think about something that won't happen?
We're still only on the fourth round.
We just have to win, that's all.
That's the worst kind of worry to loan out.
A loan?
We don't need that kind of loan.
Courage is not the lack of fear.
Courage is moving forward despite the fear.
(They pretend to listen.)
Don't you think you're loaning out too many maxims yourself?
The maxim bank.
Let's bet the Hoengseong beef next.
(Laughter)
What is this?
It's Gongju beef.
We'll bet the Gongju beef then.
It'll be the biggest upset.
- Wow. - Look at it.
(Beef raised on chestnuts)
If we just had this...
it would be a fine finish.
(This is all they need.)
(Gongju beef)
It's all over now.
Gongju beef, this is really the best.
h* Dong, this is the best.
When do we have the symposium?
- What? - Can we just hold the symposium?
All together.
We're doing it now.
Oh, this is the symposium we're doing now?
This is the open debate?
I see.
So we're having a symposium.
(Gongju beef round one)
- We need to win this. - We can do it.
1, 2, 3.
Four dollars!
Four dollars!
(Disaster)
We're doomed.
I couldn't think of anything besides "four dollars" either.
- Kim Yong Chul. - Oh that's right!
(Closing eyes)
He sent away yellow corvina and the beef all in one.
I'll pray for you.
I've heard some rumors about Kim Yong Chul.
(Spreading rumors)
His fist is so big.
(Going to paradise)
Where is Su Geun?
They keep giving us the hard ones.
What should I make for you?
What are we going to eat?
(Next week)
(What happens during the Guess Who quiz?)
1, 2, 3.
- That's right. - That's it!
First place!
(Everyone is appalled.)
(h* Dong's life is in danger.)
(He's a Korean hero.)
(Coming next week)
(And without fail, each night brings on one thing.)
(The morning mission)
You can't say this is hiding something.
(Guard the stinging autumn)
(Why does it smell like poop in here?)
(Looking serious)
(Hurry and crack it.)
(What's going on?)
(Cracking)
(The unprecedented accident happens during morning mission.)
(The sleepless gurus spend...)
(one crazy night.)
(We have to do this over.)
(So they do it over.)
(A cry in the silence)
(A skilled player of all)
(You said he went on a prize vacation.)
(He went and came back with a portable b*mb?)
(Laughter bombs)
(Kyu Hyun has never done this before.)
(It's the game you like to play.)
(The game I like to play?)
(His mouth is huge, like Joker!)
(The up-and-coming champion)
(A dog daddy.)
(- A dad? - A dad raising a dog)
(You, little...)
(An outdoor symposium in good weather.)
(Hopping)
10! Throw.
(The second day looks chaotic as well.)
(He's attached to Myohan.)
(When are we doing the symposium?)
(A new game symposium.)
Emotions?
Is that a green chilli pepper?
The green peppers here were really spicy when we put them in ramyeon.
This could take longer than we thought.
(Mysterious Power)
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07x01 - Episode #7.1
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Inspired by the famous Chinese novel Journey to the West, in each season every cast member was dressed as a certain character and traveled to places on a mission to find mystical dragon ba*ls.
Inspired by the famous Chinese novel Journey to the West, in each season every cast member was dressed as a certain character and traveled to places on a mission to find mystical dragon ba*ls.