01x01 - Episode #1.1

[bunniefuu]

[Despite the early hour]

[Excited for his long-overdue
comeback to entertainment]

[A man approaches, dressed to k*ll]

Aren't you emperor Lee Seunggi?

Good to see you.

You're that emperor
Lee Seunggi from long ago.

Yeah, I was on tv briefly.

I'm getting the shakes.

- It's been ages, huh?
- Yeah, totallly.

Really, I'm nervous.

Did you get some sleep?

No, I was dreaming a lot.

Your eyes are red.

I dreamt I got lost in China.

Let me first apologize
before the others get here.

We're sorry that you have to
deal with mischief-makers.

Seeing that I got on first,
you're starting off with the least guilty.

Who do you think is next?

The next passenger...
I know who's last.

It's clear who the last passenger is.

Beyond doubt, he's the 4th.

4th.

The betting man, betting man.

The betting man from Sangam
is definitely 4th.

2nd and 3rd place is harder.
Either the Yeouido divorcee...

[Or...?]

On the right, there's a man
with a white shirt and orange luggage.

Yeah, that's him.

For sure.

It's him for sure.

[The look of a runaway kid]

He's dressed like a kid.

- I'm nervous.
- Yeah, huh?

Hello, hello.

I thought you were a runaway kid.

How have you been?

[Not used to this. An awkward greeting]

Why the sudden greeting?

Long time no see.

Hey, Hodong.

We recently had five bottles
of soju together.

[Don't you remember?]

That's that.

He drank until the paper cup got wet.

[Forever, Fooorrroeeevvveerr]

[Really, don't you remember? ]

I do remember.

You drank too much that night.

We're picking them up
in the order you expected, right?

The 3rd...

Our 3rd passenger is the Yeouido divorcee.

- A divorced single from Yeouido.
- A divorced single, he's 3rd.

I'm not used to this stuff.

Straightforward?

[A newbie to the Internet world]

No, I mean...

I'm scared.

Just let it go.

- We already...
- Let it go?

It's become smaller scale,
without managers and coordinators.

It's been ages since
we got a two shot, right?

Why do you keep scratching yourself?

Do you have skin trouble?
Is it atopy?

[Sudden maladjustment rash]

- I'll get used to his certain vibe.
- Yeah, sure.

I'll soon adjust.

Now we're entering Yeouido.

- There, he's on his way.
- There he is.

He's on his way.

Look, they're sh**ting him.

What's he doing?

He's like a backpacker.

[Optimal character for Internet tv]

You don't have much luggage.

Why are you both looking
at him like that?

You two can do a duel.

Seunggi's hard to beat.

No, I'm not.

He knocks you down.

No.

Did you get makeup?

Yeah, I did.

Don't you think you're too natural?

[Seunggi doesn't scare him]

You have a sleep mark here.

But he keeps arguing he didn't sleep.
What should we do with him?

- He couldn't sleep?
- Yeah, he said that and...

Even with this mark on his face?

We're picking up Sugeun now?

We're all calling him
the betting man from Sangam.

The betting what?

The Sangam betting man.

- Betting man.
- Yeah, betting man.

It's hot.

Cooking reminds me of you
back in Jeju Island.

- What in Jeju Island?
- What was it?

You were cooking chicken.

- Beer chicken.
- I shouldn't have brought this up.

- You can bring it up.
- I didn't mean anything bad.

It's okay, that's nothing
compared to you guys.

I bought a chicken, so what?

- What was it about?
- His chicken doesn't stand out here.

[Anxiety overtaking him]

I'm okay with it.

[All this is strange to Hodong]

I'll get used to it.

My tongue would loosen up in time.

That kind of talk doesn't get criticized?

You know, I mean...

- I don't understand.
- Yeah, I know.