04x15 - Protective Custody

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What do you think?

It could be, Cass.
He's riding a good horse.

Fancy saddle.

Tailor-made clothes.

With a fat wallet
in his pocket, too, I'll wager.

[ horse neighing ]

[ g*nsh*t ]

It's a fair country
piece of riding.

You know
who that was?

Walt Douglas.

Well, if he's a friend
of yours,

he ain't gonna be one
no more.

He was the one
that sent me down

from that stage driving job.

Now why should
that bother you?

Didn't think
you liked working.

No man talks to me
the way he did.

Then you'd better ease up,
boy, save your energy.

Appears to me like
you're gonna need it,

unless we can get
something in Laramie.

I'll settle up with him
one of these days.

Sure you will.

I got a bit of cause
to give you a hand myself.

How you doing, tiger?

All finished.
Oh, no.

You ain't finished
till that rag comes
out of there good and clean.

Well, the first time I sh**t it,
it'll get dirty again.

Do I have to clean it
between shots?

If you're gonna go
deer hunting with me,

you're gonna go
with a clean r*fle.

All right?

Better listen to him, Mike.

Remember the last time
we went deer hunting,

you got that real big one?

It came close to


Kind of tasted like jackrabbit,
now that I think back.

All right, Mr. Sherman,
would you care to make a bet?

[ horse approaching ]

Well, we got company.

Looks like Walt Douglas.

Hello, Mr. Douglas.

Jess, Slim.

You're a long way
from Sheridan.

Good to see you.

Mike and I were planning
a hunting trip.

If you're troubleshooting
and looking for help...

I can use some help,
all right.

But it's not
stage line business.

It's personal.

Come on in the house,
Daisy will be glad to see you.

DOUGLAS: I don't know
for certain

if she's alive or dead.

She left home
right after her mother died

and I've been looking
for her ever since.

Well, that was
over a year ago.

Oh, that picture
was taken of Alicia

on her 20th birthday.

She's a beautiful girl.

I got the word that somebody

who looks like her
was seen around here.

I haven't seen her.

I don't know,
maybe somebody in town has.

She's all I have left
that means anything.

I'm not going to stop looking
until I know there's no hope.

Mr. Douglas, why don't
you stay here with us?

Slim and Jess
will help you look.

No, thanks, Mrs. Cooper.

I think I'll take a room
in the hotel in Laramie.

It'll be easier.

Well, at least
you can stay for supper.

There's a better part
of the day left,

I think I'd better go into town.

Thanks anyway, Slim.

Well, you drop back,
if you learn anything.

If I learn
anything good.

I wonder
if he'll ever find her.

Not the daughter
he's looking for, Slim.

She's gone.

What do you mean
she's gone?

You knew her?

I know her, Daisy.

Take my word for it,
that girl on that picture

he's carrying is gone.

All right, Jess, come on,
let's have it.

She calls herself Leona.

There ain't much need
for her last name.

Where'd you know her?

Right here in Laramie.

What?

She works at Ben Dooley's.

Well, that should say it,
shouldn't it?

He'd be better off
if he never finds her.

Now that's not for you
or anybody but him to decide.

Slim, you know I got nothing
against saloon girls,

but this one's 100% no good.

She's got no use
for working cowboys,

nor them for her.

Most of her friends are
drifters or hard cases.

She takes pleasure
in finding out

just how low she can get.

But he should be
told where she is.

How you gonna tell him
where she is

without telling him
what she is?
What are you gonna say?

Mr. Douglas,
I got some news for you,
your daughter's a--

DAISY: Jess.

Well, it seems to me
a simple way is to see Alicia--

Leona and tell her
that her father's here

and looking for her.

He's gonna show her
picture around.

Somebody's bound
to recognize her.

Why don't you stay
out of it, Slim?

Seems to me if a man's
got to be hurt it

shouldn't be a friend
doing the hurting.

I'll see Alicia first.

Her name's Leona.

I didn't tell you
where I was going,

'cause I didn't know myself.

When I saw you downstairs
I knew my luck was changing.

Sure is about time.

You've changed, too.

Here's to your new name...

Leona.

I like it.

I'm kind of partial
to it myself.

You know, when I was
riding into Laramie

today I ran into,

well, a certain relative
of yours.

My father?

Mm-hmm.

He fired me, you know?

For helping me run away?

It's just like him.

No, I don't think he ever did
find out about that.

Claimed I stole from him.

He blackballed me from every
stage line in the territory.

Did you steal from him?

Twice.

What's he doing
around here anyway?

Is he still looking for you?

I don't know, but if he is--

[ knocking on door ]

Whoever it is,
you send him away.

Miss Douglas.

I'm busy, cowboy.

I'd like to talk to you,
alone.

I told you I'm busy.

You heard the lady.

Now move along.

I think you'd be interested
in what I have to say.

Something wrong
with your ears, cowboy?Oh, forget it, Cass.

All right, what is it?

Your father's in town.

He's looking for you.

You tell him I don't want
to see him ever.

You tell him that.

And you tell him if he comes
near me I'll sh**t him.

Now you tell him that, too.

I don't know what's between
you two but--

It's none of your business
what's between us.

Run along, cowboy,
and deliver the lady's message.

Miss Douglas--

What does he do?

Pay you to beat up
my friends?

Are you all right?

I will be when I put
a b*llet in him.

[ knocking on door ]

Slim, come on in.

Mr. Douglas.

What are you doing in town?

You heard something
about Alicia?

I think the best thing
for you to do is

to stop looking for her.

What are you talking about?

I'm telling you as a friend.

You know where she is.

Tell me.

If she's in Laramie,
I'll find her myself.

Mr. Douglas...

MORT: Slim.

Where you been?

I've been
looking for you.

Walt Douglas is in town.

That cowboy just--

Forget Douglas
and that cowboy.

Now what are you
more interested in, them,

that piece of lace you met
or some cool cash?

What?

There's a mining
payroll due in tomorrow.

It's gonna be kept
over at the stage office.

What do you want first?

Cash or revenge?

Now how am I supposed
to stop a man from seeing
his own daughter?

I'm telling you, Mort,
she's just liable to sh**t
him if he gets near her.

Ah, you think he'll give her
that chance?

Well, at least you can
have a talk with him.

He don't even know
where to find her.

No, but it's just
a matter of time till he does.

All right,
let's go look for him.

[ g*nsh*t ]

I'll take that.

I told you I'd sh**t him
if he came near me.

Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Douglas,

but I can't release
your daughter.

And that's all there
is to it.

She tried to k*ll you.

No. No, she didn't.

I tell you she was
as close to me as you are.

If she really meant to k*ll me
she couldn't have missed.

I have to enforce the law
the way I see it.

She won't tell me,
maybe you will.

Why did she sh**t you?

If I knew that, I might be
of some help to her

at the hearing.

I won't press charges.

You don't have to,
I'll do that.

She broke the law in Laramie,
Mr. Douglas.

Nobody does that and gets away
with it if I can help it.

Sorry.

See, Mort,
with a woman in jail here,

it might be quite a problem.

Now don't you
start on me, Slim.Now wait a minute.

This is partly my fault.

Why don't you let me take her
out to the ranch with me?

You know,
protective custody?

Daisy could look
after her until the hearing.

Sheriff, please.

Couldn't you do it that way?

Alicia...

this is Mrs. Cooper.

How do you do, Alicia?

I don't like to be called that.

Please come in.

I'll help you get settled.

Come on.

What did you bring her
here for?

I couldn't leave her
in jail.
Why not?

That's where she's gonna
wind up anyway.

It'll only be
for a few days.

She'll probably be gone
by the time you get back

with that venison you've been
threatening to bring us.

All right,
don't blame yourself, Slim.

I'm sorry.

I just tried to do
what was right,

and it turned out
to be wrong, that's all.
Could happen to anybody.

Well, thanks,
you're a great help.

All right,
good luck, partner.

I'll see you
when I get back.

[ knocking on door ]

I brought you
some hot water.

I thought you might like
to clean up a little.

Now I could put up
with all of this a lot better

if everybody would stop
trying to be so nice to me.

Well, we'd like to treat you
like a guest

while you're here.

If you'll let us.

I'm not a guest.

I'm a prisoner,
and we both know why.

I tried to k*ll my father.

Well, I'd like--

I'd like to be left alone
if that's all right.

Well, of course,
it's all right.

I-- I'll call you
when supper is ready.

Oh, you haven't
eaten a thing.

For some reason
I'm not hungry.

My father used to say
that the world

always seemed a little
better when you looked
at it with a full stomach.

Slim, would you care
for some more?

No, thanks, Daisy.

I can still have room
for that apple pie

I see over there.

Mmm.

[ knocking on door ]

Well, I wonder
who that is at this hour.

Whoever it is,
it's pretty good timing.

You know,
if I didn't know better

I'd think it was Jess.

He can smell your apple pie


Well, Mr. Douglas.

Good evening, Slim.

I thought the doc
told you to stay in bed.

May I come in?

Sure.

Mr. Douglas,
have you had supper?

Yes, thank you.

Alicia, I came
to talk to you.

No!

What are you
trying to do to me?

Now wait a minute.

Your stupid tricks
aren't gonna work.

A prisoner has some rights.

Don't talk to Slim
like that.

Coming here was my idea,
not his.

Honey, if you just
listen to me...

[ door slams ]

Come on, sit down.
Over here.

Getting a little shaky, son,
thank you.

Looks like
the wound's opened up.

Yeah, it'll have
to be re-bandaged.

Help him
get his shirt off.

All right, Daisy.

Okay, take it easy.

I shouldn't have
come out here, I guess.

But I didn't know
what else to do.

I had to see her.

You didn't do yourself
any good riding all this way.

It didn't do Alicia
any good either.

It's a long time
since I have.

It doesn't look like
anyone of us can help her.

I can't buy that, Slim.

I've got to go on trying.

You may find
this hard to believe,

but she's got some
pretty good reasons

for doing the thing
she's done.

For trying to k*ll her
own father?

She didn't try to k*ll me, Slim,
I told you that.

This doesn't hurt
as bad as finding her

in that saloon did.

Well, I can
understand that, too.

Perhaps you always
understood

too much about everything.

Or maybe you didn't
start soon enough.

I'm not a man
who asks for advice often.

But I sure need some now.

Slim, do you remember
meeting my wife?

Yeah, long time ago.

I remember she was
quite a beautiful woman.

She was a good woman, too.

And, well, she had
a very hard time having Alicia.

She was afraid to have
any more children,

and I wanted a son.

We had one.

He didn't make it.

Only lived a few hours.

She never forgave me.

Did Alicia know about this?

No, she was too young then.

Later there was
no point in telling her.

Since that day I was never
able to touch my wife again,

emotionally or any other way.

There was nothing left,
no love, warmth, friendliness,

just hate.

She hated me
until the day she died.

And she taught her daughter
to do the same.

I don't know.

Maybe she did.

I tried to stay
as close to Alicia

as I could
when she was growing up.

I don't think
she started hating me

until her mother died.

She blames me for her death,

and from her point of view
she's right.

What about your
point of view?

When I met another woman
I'd like to have spent

the rest of my life with,
Alicia was grown.

I think I could have
made her understand,

but I never got the chance.

When I told her mother
I wanted a divorce

she started screaming.

She followed me
out of the house,

across the street.

She was still screaming
when a wagon

came around the corner
and k*lled her.

Oh.

Did Alicia see this?

She saw and she heard.

She left right
after the funeral.

I didn't find her
until yesterday.

She's got to hear
what you just told us.

Even if we have to tie her
in a chair to listen.

Most likely that's what
we'll have to do

probably have to tie a
hankerchief over her mouth, too,

but not tonight.

Well, we've got room
in the bunkhouse.

We better get you to bed.

I'll feel stronger tomorrow.

I'd better.

Oh, thank you both
for listening.

Just a minute, I want
to get you an extra comforter.

It's cold tonight.

We can't be sure
this place will be any easier

to knock over
than that people in town.

We don't know
how many are in there.

We're gonna find out.

That girlfriend of yours
on the inside

is gonna be a big help.

Well,
there's no argument there.

Let's go.

You stay here,
Sherman knows you.

I'll let you know
when I'm ready.

Evening.

[ horse approaching ]

Sorry to bother you
at this hour,

but I lost my way.

You mind if I step down?

Not at all.

Where are you headed?Laramie, I thought.

As far as I know now I could be
pointed toward Canada.

Laramie's that way.

Oh.

I'm much obliged to you.

I reckon I should've known

better than try to make it
in the dark.

Oh, it's a clear road
all the way,

you shouldn't have
any trouble.

Some hot coffee inside
if you like.

Well, thank you kindly.

Hey, could I bother you
for some water for my horse?

Help yourself.

Trough's right over there.

I really hate
to keep bothering you,

but would you mind
raising your hands real high?

[ whistling ]

What are you doing?

You put that g*n down.

You stand over there.

If this is a hold-up,
you're wasting your time.

I wouldn't exactly
say that.

Remember me, cowboy?

You're going to
quite a bit of trouble

to get back at me,
aren't you?

And Mr. Douglas, too.

Doggone if this just
isn't one of my nights.

Let's go inside.

Come on.

Come on, get in there.

ALICIA: You forgot
I had friends, didn't you?

Well,
they didn't forget me.

You better believe
we didn't, honey.

Friends?

Alicia, do you know
that this man robbed--

ALICIA: You get away from me.

Turn loose the g*n.

Leave her alone, Willard,
she ain't gonna sh**t nobody.

Look, me and you
better understand each other.

See, I'll be
giving the orders,

and you taking them,
all right?

Now maybe you were gonna
sh**t your dad and maybe not.

But considering you did it once
we can't take chances.

You see, he's worth
a whole lot more to us alive.

Now if everybody
would just take a seat.

What do you two want?

You heard him.

Sit down.

You, too.

You watch 'em.

I'll check the other rooms.

Now don't you worry
about a thing, honey.

Everything's gonna be
all right.

You and your friend,

you didn't come here for me,
did you?

Well, sure, we did.

Of course while we're here,
we're gonna pick up
a little folding money.

Your daddy
here's gonna help us.

So is that cowpuncher
over there.

I wouldn't count on it.

I'm afraid
you'll have to.

You see, we'll be taking
the mining payroll off the stage

when it comes through here
tomorrow.

What mining payroll?

What are you talking about?

Don't act smart, boy.

It don't look right on you.

You'll get up
when I tell you to.

Try it any other time

and I'll bend this
over your head.

Who are you?

I'm Mrs. Cooper.

You, uh, live here?

Yes.

Tell you what, Miss Cooper,

if you want to keep right on
living just stay out of the way.

Hey, uh, Cass,
what do you think?

Your girlfriend gonna make
any more trouble for us?

Oh, you don't need
to worry about her.

You're with us,
ain't you, honey?

Yeah.

What do you want me to do?

Nothing right now.

Look, Willard,
if that's your name,

if you're right
about that mining payroll,

it's bound to be guarded
pretty good.

And you and your friend are
gonna find yourselves outgunned.

You don't say.

Well, the way I got it figured
there'll be no sh**ting at all.

A big man here
from the stage line

is gonna tell the guards

there has been
a change of plans.

And the payroll
gets unloaded right here.

'Cause you're gonna
sign for it.

You think so?
Yeah, I do.

'Cause if these people here
are friends of yours,

you'll do
just what I tell you.

Now you wouldn't want to be

the cause of
somebody getting hurt,

or maybe k*lled.

Now do you, Mr. Douglas?

I'll settle with you.

Well, that's a fine way
for a man

to talk about
his future son-in-law.

Alicia...

All right,

you go in one of them rooms.

You take this extra g*n.

If she gives you any trouble,
you sh**t her.

Now we'll just settle down
and wait.

Why don't you get up
and brew us a pot of coffee?

It'll give you
something to do.

Fill her up.

Black, hot and strong
keeps a man wide awake

and on his toes.

You know,
if you pull this thing off,

the law is bound
to catch up with you.

Well, how do you
figure that?

The stage line doesn't take
kindly on being robbed.

They're gonna put a big price
on your head.

That's just a chance
we'll have to take.

You figured out things
pretty good, huh?

We try to.

You planning on
leaving any witnesses?

Sherman,

I'm in the business
of taking money, not lives.

Now you do
what you're told to

and nobody will even get
so much as a scratch.

Now listen,

you could make me change
my mind about k*lling, boy.

You could do that real easy.

I'd be glad to take care
of that for you, Willard.

Go to the barn
and get some rope.

Now listen,

I'm gonna
do you a big favor.

I'm gonna tie you up
so I don't have to sh**t you.

You won't sh**t me.

You need me alive.

Stop that--don't.

Now listen...

I got short changed
on patience,

and you're fast
making it run out.

What happened out there?

Your friend Sherman
must have tried to be brave.

They're tying them up.

No.

Now there's nothing
you can do.

Now you just sit down
or go to sleep or do something.

It'd be easier
on both of us.

You're right.

I can't do anything
out there.

I may be able
to do something in here.

Well, if you have
a lecture in mind

you might as well
save your breath.

No lecture, Leona,
just a few facts.

First of all, you must realize

your friends can't afford
to leave anyone

behind to identify them.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

I'm being practical.

If I were in their business
I'm sure I'd be very
careful not to.

You're wasting your time,
Mrs. Cooper.
Perhaps.

But it's my time to waste
what little I have left of it.

You don't owe Slim
or me anything,

but your own father's life
is involved.

My father.

Well, I couldn't k*ll him,
but if my friends do,

it'll be what he deserves.

For what?

For k*lling my mother.

He didn't.Well, you weren't there.

No, and I wasn't there
when your little brother died,

but I know about it.

What are you talking about?

You were just a little girl

when your mother had
another child, a boy.

Your father wanted a son.

He didn't survive.

Your mother
blamed your father,

and after that there was never
anything between them but hate,

at least on her part.

That's a lie!

I don't think it is,
Alicia.

Think back.

Did you ever see
any affection

between your father
and your mother?

Did she ever--Will you stop it?

Did she ever say
a kind word to him

or for him
that you remember?

Oh, you learned hate
from your mother, not love.

And you've been trying
to learn love all by yourself

in that saloon.

It isn't working,
is it?

Will you leave me alone?

[ screaming ]

Hold it, Douglas.

What now?

Get out of here.

Anymore trouble
out of you

and I'll forget that
you're a sweet little lady.

They're blading me to set
the place on fire between them.

Now you see they stay apart,
you hear?

Now wait a minute,
Willard.

You're the one
who put them together, not me.

Cass, you take care
of your girlfriend.

Now the rest of you,
you sit unless I say otherwise.

Or so help me,
I'll think of a way

to take that money
without your help.

Amazing what a good meal will do
for a man's disposition.

I don't call a cup of coffee
much of a meal.

You'll have plenty of time
to eat afterwards,

after we transact
our business with the stage.

Hey, uh, you scramble
mighty good eggs, Leona.

Fill it up, honey.

Hey, you ain't so talkative
this morning.

You feeling all right?

I feel fine.

Sorry about last night.

Must've been tired.

It won't happen again.

Good.

[ wagon approaching ]

I wouldn't be a bit surprised
if the waiting's about over.

They're coming.

Cass,
don't you get rattled, boy.

I'm counting on you.

Now don't you worry about me,
Willard.

With half that payroll
I know just what to do.

Good,
now get out there.

You stay put.

All right,
one wrong move from you

and she gets the first lug.

Both of you,
over by the door.

Now you remember this,

this Cass
is after your daughter.

You see,
I've got no such problem.

You try to cross me up,

and she won't live
to know about it.

Now get out of here.

h*! h*!

Morning, Slim.

Howdy, Matt.

Mr. Douglas, what are you
doing clear out here?

I'll take care of the team,
you help Mr. Douglas.

Routine check,
Philips.

Get that payroll shipment
down.

I'll give you
a signed receipt for it.

I ain't got the payroll,
Mr. Douglas.

I promised
the Medicine Bow mining people

I'd have it here for them.

It's coming out
on a special run, sir.

No passengers,
just the guards.

When will they be here
so we can--

Well, it's due today.

Yes, sir.

It's coming through
about 11 or so.

Get away from here!

That's the fastest change
I've seen you make
in a long time, Slim.

You trying
to impress the boss?

Got to keep you
on schedule.

Say, I saw Jess and Mike
a few miles back.

Had a nice-looking buck,
they did.

Was that so?

Yeah, they were trying
to flush out some pheasant.

Well, see you
on the next time around.

Yeah.

Who's Jess and Mike?

Couple of neighbors.

Willard ain't gonna
like this.That wasn't our fault.

He's still
ain't gonna like it.

Get inside.

Get over there.

What happened?

Nothing.
Ease off.

Tell me!

The money is coming
through on another stage

in a couple of hours.They're onto us.

No, no, they just don't want to
carry it with passengers aboard.

The driver,
is he onto us?

We made sure he wasn't.

You better be right.

Now sit down.

All of you.

No reason to get all riled up,
Willard.

There ain't, huh?

The idea was to get the money
and get it early,

and to get out of here.

The longer we wait
the more chances we take.

Nothing's gonna go wrong
'cause we still got these three.

Cass.

Keep an eye on them.

What's wrong, Willard?

You know what's wrong.

I don't like
this waiting.

Willard sure is jumpy.

This will be all over soon.

Yeah.

Are you beginning
to wonder about him, too?

Maybe he feels the way
the other one obviously does.

What are you
yapping about?

It's nothing.
Go on.

Tell him how his friend acted
a little while ago.

You got something to say,
you come out straight with it.

Your partner
doesn't consider Leona

quite as much a part of things
as you do.

What did he do?

He treated her
like one of us.

Maybe he doesn't plan for her
to leave with you.

When we went out to the stage
he swore he'd k*ll my daughter
if I tried anything.

Did he bother you?

No, he was just upset about
the way things were going.

You three are as plain
as a wart on a nose.

Now what if he does
decide not to take her?

What would you do about it?

Cowboy, I don't like you.

I owe you something,
so you shut up or you're gonna
collect on it right now.

You won't sh**t me.

And you don't have the guts
to do it any other way.

[ door opens ]

Cass, get the horses.

I want them ready
when we need them.

You're lucky, cowboy.

Did I interrupt something?

You pulling some kind of stunt,
like trying to split us?

Cass forgot to ask you

if you meant two horses
or three.

Sherman, you know
we can pull this thing off

without your help.

Now what Cass does with her
is his own business.

Willard,
stagecoach is coming.

All right,
just like before.

h*! h*!

Well, howdy, Slim.

Got an extra run today.

Yeah, I heard.

Matt came through
a while ago.

You know Mr. Douglas.

Sure.

Checking up on us, sir?

We got three
of the finest r*fle shots

in the territory with us
today.

Taking no chances
with this cargo.

A mighty big load off
my mind.
I'll bet.

Surprised though,
not one try at it from anybody.

You were lucky.

All right,
here's your receipt--

Now just a minute,
Mr. Douglas.

Pardon me, Slim.

Hmm, like I thought,
you're missing one zero.

That's supposed to be 15,000
not 1,500.

Glad you caught that.

Station master would've torn
into me pretty good.

Probably would've remembered it
yourself and come on back.

I don't know.

Well, I'll just
turn around now.

Thanks for saving us
the full trip.

Hyah!

It wasn't deliberate, was it,
making that mistake?

Ease off, Cass.

Well, Willard,
it went smooth as milk.

You get the saddle bags,
hurl it up.

Right.

Take that box
in the house.

Come on.

That's all of it.

More money
than I've ever seen.

Honey,
we're gonna live.

Hurry with those straps.

Alicia!

You keep it on chair.Listen to me, Alicia.

Listen,
we've got the money.
Can't we leave?

Come on now, Willard.

Ain't got no hard feelings
about anybody,

not even that cowboy.

Come on, let's go.

We ain't gonna
leave no witnesses.

Cass, you can't let him!

Shut up
and get over there!

Hold on now.Keep out of this!

He's alive.

Well, can tell
by looking at you two,

the hearing went the way
you wanted.Yes, it did, Slim.

Thanks to the sheriff,
Alicia's parole in my custody.

Oh, that is wonderful.

It's the way
I hoped it would happen.

I baked a pie
for the occasion.

Come on in
and tell us all about it.

No, thanks, Mrs. Cooper.

I'm not leaving this rig
until I get home.

Then I'm going to sleep
for 6 months.

All right, Mr. Douglas.

Leona.

It's Alicia again, Mr. Harper.

Well, that's good.

It's a nice name.

I like Leona myself.

Oh, Mike.

I don't know
how to thank you all,

but, well, I know things
are going to work out

for Dad and me, together.

I know they will.

Of course, they will,
but you must have patience.

Give it time.

Let's go.

All right, driver.

Well, Slim,
I don't reckon

we'll have to worry
about anymore outlaws

messing with our shipments.

Not after the way
you handled them.

Well, you know, I did have
quite a bit of luck, too, Jess.

Yeah, well, I guess
that's what heroes are made of,

part luck
and part plain foolishness.

What'd you say?I said foolishness.

If you would've kept
your big nose out of it
in the first place

probably nothing
would've ever happened.

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