01x24 - Lemur See, Lemur Do

[bunniefuu]

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-And now, DreamWorks-- "The
Penguins of Madagascar."

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-Hit it.

-Cute and cuddly, boys.

-Oh, looks like
somebody generated

an electroplasmonic energy orb.

Booyah!

-Rico, no weapons
testing indoors.

-Wasn't me.

-It's Kowalski, Skipper.

He's been in his lab all night.

-Kowalski.

-Everything under
control, Skipper.

You don't understand.

I haven't had a scientific
breakthrough in weeks.

-What about your shrink ray?

-Small potatoes, useless.

-Oh, I don't know.

We could whip us up a batch
of teeny tiny french fries.

-No, there's a
groundbreaking discovery

somewhere in my brain just
waiting to burst forth.

If you need me, I'll be on
the cutting edge of science.

Eureka.

No.

-Kowalski.

-Look, if you're tired
of sushi, just say so.

-Thank the maker, which,
in this case, is me.

-What is it?

-And why is it in our chow?

-Gentleman, this
gelatinous mass was

brought to life by yours truly.

-Really?

What's it do?

-Not sure, but isn't it just
a little bucket of adorable?

-Ow.

-All right, Jiggles
does not like fish.

-Jiggles?

-It's my juice.

-Oh, Jiggles does like fruit.

-I don't know, Kowalski.

Naming your
scientific abomination

is just asking for trouble.

-They grow so exponentially.

-Ready for my blendy
order, Maurice?

-What'll it be, Your Majesty?

-I'm feeling in a
tropical mood today.

Make it mango.

-Mango.

KING JULIEN
[OFFSCREEN]: And guava.

-Guava.

KING JULIEN
[OFFSCREEN]: Coconut,

kiwi, grapefruit, tamarind--

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---and a hairless rambutan.

And toss in an energy boost.

All this smoothie
ordering is exhausting.

-Jiggles.

don't you ever scare
me like that again.

Back to the lab you little
gelatinous jokester.

To the lab.

The lab.

-Kowalski.

-Should we be concerned?

-About what, Skipper?

-Oh, I don't know.

Let's start with your monster.

-Monster is a bit
judgmental, isn't it?

-I call them as I see them.

-Just because Jiggles
has no nervous system

doesn't mean he has no feeling.

-He's a big blob of
mad science, man.

-Well, if he's wasn't before,
this scientist is mad now.

Come on, Jiggles.

They don't understand
you like I do.

Jiggles, now that you
are, you know, alive,

I think if you're going to,
well, live here, you need to--

-Skipper, someone's at the hole.

-At his hour?

Rico, prepare a
New York welcome.

-Somebody boosted our fruit
and a trail of green goop

leads over to here over here.

-Right.

Look, I love a
mystery, Great Ape,

but I think what you've
lost is your mind.

-No, I lost my bananas.

-This is not how it looks.

-Hey, what are the other
birdies doing over there?

-Classified.

-What about my bananas?

-Rico.

-Bananas indeed, right?

Get it out of your
system, Jiggles.

See?

It's all good in the--
good golly, wally.

Jiggles.

-He's gone berserk.

-Working on it.

-So what have we
learned here, Kowalski?

-We?

-You.

What have you learned?

-Is this really the time
to point flippers, Skipper?

-The jelly man
sucked up my mango.

-All right, I've got a plan.

Rico procures one
bottle of sunscreen,

pineapple coconut scented.

The full fruity
odour will attract

the hungry Jiggles
like a bee to pollen.

And then we spring a
ridiculously elaborate trap.

-One question, Kowalski.

After we capture
your monstrosity

what do we do with it?

-Oh, well, I suppose
we'd return him to my lab

where he will live
a life of hidden

shame, safe from the
small minded maniacs who

can't or just won't
understand him.

-Good.

Make it happen.

-More tropicality.

I love this coconut
pineapple cologne.

-Julien, no.

-What?

Too much?

Help.

-What?

He'll spit him out.

Talk about your
fruitless efforts.

-We've got to get Julien out.

-Right.

Give me ringtail
extraction options, stat.

-Skipper, don't you see?

Julian was a Jiggles hater.

You know what happens
to Jiggles haters.

This is what happens when
you hate on my monster.

-You admit you made a monster.

-The good kind of
monster, my kind.

-You've got to snap
out of this, Kowalski.

-Oh, I see.

You're all haters now.

Well, see you later
science haters.

-He called us haters.

That makes me sad, Skipper.

-True genius is never
appreciated in it's time.

No, not by little birdies
with tiny little bird brains.

Sweet, oozing Jiggles,
you are the only life-form

who understands me.

We had an understanding.

-Oh, now, it's a problem, huh?

-How could I have been so blind?

What have I done?

-I'll tell you what you've done.

Gone nutso.

-There must be
someway I-- that's it.

-Really nutso.

-Jiggles hates fish.

I had fish for lunch.

No use.

I just can't upchuck like Rico.

Reach in.

-There?

Oh, gross.

-Do you want to be digested?

-OK, OK.

This is the second
most disgusting

thing I have ever done.

Look, I did--

-So that happened.

-I will not talk of
this, if you don't.

-The truth is clear now.

Jiggles is a mindless monster
on a ravenous rampage.

-Best of luck.

-I don't need luck.

I need my friends.

-Present and accounted for.

-As long as you take
back that hater remark.

-I believe this is
where I ask for options.

-I'll need to get
some gear from my lab.

Can you keep the
creature contained?

-Can do.

-What's in the case?

-Science created this problem,
science will solve it.

-That had to be tough, Kowalski.

-There was no other way.

-You know, science
is a wonderful thing.

It gives us toasters
and televisions

and artificial flavours.

But mad science, that just
ends with dicey super weapons

and freakish creatures
and artificial flavours.

-I guess I'm just not
the mad scientist type.

-You're more of a--
a glad scientist.

-I am glad.

Glad I used my shrink ray.

Now, this time I want
you to be a good goo guy?

Who's my goo guy?

Who's my goo guy?

-Flag's raised, check.

Gates unlocked, check.

Lemurs doing whatever
that is, check.

Three, two, one.

Showtime.

The zoo, by all
accounts, is open.

Where are the happy tourists?

Kowalski, analysis.

Kowalski?

Men, we have a developing
situation topside.

Men.

-Rico's found a new channel.

It's positively brilliant.

-It's called the
Dumb Animal Channel.

-This is no time for TV.

We have a situ-- oh.

Those animals are dumb.

-You're watching DAC,
Dumb Animal Channel, 24/7.

-Hey, guys.

Guys, you've gotta come quick.

There's a rumor going
around that the zoo

is closing, permanently.

-Doesn't that otter on TV
look just like Marlene?

-Yeah.

-Uh huh.

-Nah.

Marlene has a giant
misshapen-- Marlene,

how did you get in here?

-Listen, listen.

The zoo is going to
be closed forever.

Zoo.

Closed.

Forever.

-Right.

We're on it.

-Anything yet?

-We are negative for intel on
this rumoured zoo shutdown.

-Not one visitor.

Why would people
schlep to the zoo

when they can see the
dumb animals on TV?

Yep.

We're shipping them out.

All over the world.

San Diego, Beijing, and Hoboken.

Unfortunately, no.

The committee voted.

Yes.

Exactly.

I couldn't have said
it better myself.

I'm not sure.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know, I know.

Oh, that I didn't know.

-Here's what we know.

Without ticket buying human
visitors, this zoo's kaput.

According to this
top secret dossier

they're shifting us out.

Tomorrow.

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-Calm down.

We've got a plan to get
the humans back to the zoo.

Kowalski.

-Operation Catch and Release.

We set traps for the
humans all over the city.

Once the traps are
filled with people,

we bring them back and release
them here inside the zoo.

Presto, we have visitors.

-Good old brute force.

-Um, Kowalski, that's
Plan B. Plan A is--

-Right.

Operation Dumb Down.

We show the humans that zoo
animals are just as dumb as,

or maybe even dumber,
than the animals on TV.

-Yes, we certainly have
dumber animals here.

Like that one over there.

Idioto.

Yes, I'm talking about you.

See he didn't get it.

He didn't even get that.

-How do you get
people to come back?

-Oh, we haven't
gotten that far yet.

-Phil and I recently liberated
this from lost and found.

-Video.

I like where your
head is at Simeon.

Simple blackmail job.

-Actually, I was thinking
we could make a television

commercial to show off the zoo.

-Yeah, OK, then what?

What are we going find
a giant ladder to space?

You know, and then
use a satellite

to broadcast the commercial
over every TV in New York.

-Marlene, that's brilliant.

You may have a
future in science.

-Don't be-- do you think?

-Sure, with that type of
out of the box thinking.

Now, why didn't I think of that?

Skipper, would you please?

Thanks.

-Now, let's get
this plan in motion.

-Turns out they don't
make giant space ladders.

Skipper.

So instead we'll build
this, a satellite

override remote control unit.

It will require a telescope,
cellphone, wires, a satellite

dish, egg timer, flashlight,
plunger, and a treadmill.

And we still need the
telescope, cellphone,

satellite dish, and treadmill.

-Nope.

-Here.

Let me try.

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-Mort, that burns my nose.

-Time frame is tight.

The boys and I will
secure the missing parts

while the rest of you
film the commercial.

-For the most
effective commercial,

we'll showcase each animal, an
exciting expose proving the zoo

is worth visiting.

-Who put you in charge?

Not me, and I'm king.

OK?

-I say.

-You found me.

-I will be the director guy.

-Julien, I really think
we should work together--

-King, director.

-Yes, but I--

-Cut.

That's director for shut up.

-Yeah, I saw that
on DAC last night.

Did you catch the one
where that old lady

is smacking around that lion?

It's hilarious.

-Cellphone secured.

-My car.

-Ready, set, and kangaroo.

OK, start hopping.

Hop a little higher.

You got no ups body.

No, no, no, like this.

Like this.

-What are you on about?

-Cut, cut, cut!

You are a kangaroo,
so be a kangaroo.

Do the bouncing
and hopping and all

the other ridiculous
things you do.

-Careful, mate.

That talk will get you a wallop.

-Stop.

Stop.

Move out of the way.

Just film me, Maurice.

Yes.

Here we go.

Good day, matey.

I'm a kangaroo.

I'm hopping around like I do.

-Joey don't like
cheap imitations.

Can we get another take?

I wasn't rolling.

-Hey, what's that
unexpectedly cute

penguin doing in Central Park?

-Telescope secured.

-OK, Mort, show
him how it's done.

-This looks a little dangerous.

-Hooray for danger.

-Hey, we're burning
daylight, elephant.

Let's go.

-You're up here too?

-Stop the camera.

We go again.

And please, do not be
so heavy the next time.

-Sorry.

-Steady, steady.

Go, go, go.

-That certainly was a close one.

-Dish secured.

-And a one and a
two-lien, and a--

Don't be afraid
to use your hips.

More like this.

[SINGING] Baby likes to rumba.

OK, from the top.

-Cut.

That's a wrap ringtail.

They start hauling us
away in t-minus one hour.

We need this commercial
to air, pronto.

-This is no commercial, sir.

It is art.

-I'll just plug the camera
into the treadmill and--

-Where did you guys
get a treadmill?

-That's classified.

-OK, the treadmill powers the
satellite while the cellphone

creates a disruptive signal
that is sent through--

-Through the telescope, right?

And voila.

The commercial is on
every TV in New York.

-Marlene, you certainly got
this science thing down quickly.

-A little too quickly.

Let's keep an eye on Marlene.

-Hello, I'm right here.

-Very clever, Marlene.

Better make that both eyes.

-Roy, if you would do
the power up honours.

-No problem.

-Status report.

-Working like a charm.

The commercial will
broadcast on a loop

over every TV in
a 45 mile radius.

-What?

Only 45 miles?

Faster.

Run faster.

Share my masterpiece
with the whole world.

-No, ringtail.

You're going to overload the--

-So cold.

-What?

-What?

It wasn't me.

It was Mort's-- where's Mort?

I mean, Maurice's fault.

See?

So obvious.

-No commercial,
no people, no zoo.

-Yeah, way to go, Maurice.

Looks like you've really
done it this time.

-Gentlemen, say your goodbyes.

Just can't risk our secrets
falling into the wrong hands.

-It's so hard to say--

-Goodbye.

-You've shown us many
wonders, trusty periscope.

What's that?

Uh oh, Alice alert.

-We're not going
down without a fight.

Rico.

-Wait.

She's not coming for us.

She's-- she's
walking to the gate.

Look, the flags are raised.

We're not closing.

-We're opening?

-Kowalski, analysis.

-It appears we have
visitors once again.

-I see that, but how?

We destroyed TVs all over New
York, commercial never played.

-Maybe destroying the satellite
disrupted a secret government

mind control programme freeing
the public to visit the zoo.

-Or maybe without TV and
the Dumb Animal Channel,

the humans don't have animal
entertainment at home.

They need us again.

-Let's not think it
to death, Private.

Let's just make it
extra adorable today.

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