I see you've got
the living room facing west now.
Of course. You want
that late-afternoon light
flooding through
into the kitchen
And you've moved
the master bedroom?
It's facing the trees.
Nice way to wake up.
Says the man who
lives in the highrise.
I see plenty of trees.
They're just real tiny.
I don't know, buddy.
I like this place.
You always say that.
I think,
after we're finished,
I might move in.
You always say that, too.
I think I might
mean it this time.
Well, good. In that case, we're
not gonna build the kitchen.
I gotta get home.
Say hi to the g*ng.
They're stealing
all of our customers!
For now.
They're just new.
And ruthless.
We should steal them back.
We are
a mom-and-pop shop.
We don't do
that sort of thing.
Oh, but we do what,
the going-under kinda thing?
I'm not worried.
Okay, I am a little worried,
but they'll be back,
because we're better.
What's
with the teeth?
It's the anniversary
of a dental practice.
We make cakes for that?
We do now.
Okay.
Let's lock up.
We are going to McCoy's.
What's at McCoy's?
Speed-dating.
That would be a no.
Julia...
you never go out anymore.
I don't do speed-dating.
Besides, all my dates last
under five minutes anyways.
Uh, no, honey.
Those were dates,
they were drive-by coffees.
You know what?
They weren't even coffees.
They were decafs.
You really do know
too much about me.
Look, it's a new year,
and it's been months
since Dylan,
so you really need to jump
back in the pool again.
I will...
but not tonight,
I've got stuff to do.
You go.
Have fun.
Please tell me you are not
reshooting the cakes again?
I'm not.
Because the website
looks great!
Good luck!
Miss you!
Gino! If I've told you once,
I've told you a hundred times...
Hey... Angelo.
There you go.
Dinner for one.
What, no date
tonight?
I thought we agreed
you were gonna stop monitoring
my love life.
I never agreed to that.
And you spend too much time
on that photo site.
Besides, it's almost
Valentine's Day.
It's January.
Yeah, and then
it's February.
Any breadsticks
in there?
Hey, listen, you go get
yourself a nice girl,
I'll throw in
breadsticks.
You know what?
I'll pay for some.
Oh, trust me,
you'll pay, all right.
It's my photo-sharing friend.
Well, hello.
Let me guess...
Two ice-skaters
on a frozen pond...
hopelessly in love?
Pictures of a rusty nail?
No, I've moved on
from rusty nails.
Hmm.
Or a commentary
on past relationships.
Just a photo-sharing site, huh?
Hmm.
Look at us.
Eating out of cartons.
Chatting to strangers.
Not total strangers...
We've been chatting for 15 days.
She's counting the days.
Uh-oh.
Well, I was married once.
Yeah. A lifetime ago.
Me too.
Always lovely
chatting with you.
Ooh, nice threads, boss.
We run a class
operation here.
Got a meeting
with the bank?
Mm-hmm.
Then maybe you
should wear a tie.
I got one
in the car.
Hey.
What did
we decide on this?
I love it!
It's a go?
-Yeah!
-Okay.
We still on
for Meatloaf Monday?
As always.
Morning!
Good morning.
How was speed-dating?
Oh, not fast enough,
and a total waste of makeup.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
What happened to the days when
you could meet the perfect guy
in line at the bank
or at the market?
I don't know.
Mrs. Mintz!
Good morning.
Your order won't be
ready until tomorrow.
Julia, I'm afraid
I need to cancel.
Oh.
No party?
No, there's a party.
Um, Cakes Etc.'s having
a cronut promotion.
I'm sorry.
Of course.
I'll issue you a refund.
That's okay. That's fine.
Bye.
Enjoy the party!
Cronuts? Since when
do they make cronuts?
Cronuts are our thing!
They don't make cronuts!
Ruthless.
I'm tellin' ya.
Uncle Nick!
Hey! You got so big.
You saw me
three days ago.
Look what
I got for ya.
Thanks, Uncle Nick!
You're gonna spoil him.
And for you.
You're gonna
spoil me, too.
Pairs well
with the meatloaf.
There you go.
This is nice.
Wouldn't it be nice
if you had your own family?
I've got you guys.
We just want
to see you happy.
He is happy!
He's alone.
Exactly!
Honey, he's my only
single friend.
How am I supposed to live
vicariously through him
if you keep trying
to marry him off?
Whatever happened with Amy?
We went out for coffee.
And?
Loud sipper, close-talker,
soft laugher...
All her redeeming qualities,
and that's what you noticed?
I'm sorry.
It's not gonna work out.
Okay, I have someone else.
No! Listen.
She's really nice
and she teaches yoga.
I am not doing yoga.
Plus, we know what
"nice" is a codeword for.
You stay out of it.
She's gorgeous.
Is she a health-nut?
Maybe.
"Health-nut" means vegan,
"vegan" means
gluten-free
and lactose-intolerant.
You think I'm gonna
give up ice cream?
No, I wouldn't give up
ice cream either.
I wouldn't!
You know, the truth is,
I, uh, I think I kinda
might've met somebody.
Really?
Oh! Girls' night out.
Don't you dare
say no again.
Okay, I wasn't
going to tell you,
because
it's nothing yet.
I met someone.
What?
How could
you not tell me?
I am telling you.
When? Where?
Well, we haven't
actually met-met,
but we've been chatting.
Online.
Come on! You are
online dating?
I'm telling you,
it's not a dating site.
It's a photo-sharing site
for people
who love photography.
I don't know,
there's something about her.
You know,
we have this... connection.
I've never heard
you say that.
Neither have I!
What does
she look like?
That's the crazy part.
I don't even know.
Seriously?
His avatar's
the Portland skyline.
-Uh-oh.
-What?
Nothing.
Leslie.
Don't you think
if he were good-looking,
like, at all,
he put would put up
a picture of himself?
It's a photography site.
We put up photos.
Delete your account.
Go dark.
Thanks for dinner, Kim!
It was delicious!
Sorry, Kyle.
How was "Meatloaf Monday"?
How was the gym?
Hmm.
What am I doing tomorrow night?
What...?
Not having dinner with you?
Right.
In case we hate each other.
Hmm!
Hi.
Thank you.
No. It can't be.
Julia?
Nicky?
I thought you were in Paris.
I was...
I moved back
a couple of years ago.
Oh, that's right.
I heard that somewhere.
Wow. 16 years.
It's amazing.
Time flies
when you're not married.
Right.
Well, I'd love to catch up,
but I'm actually
meeting someone.
Yeah. Me too.
Oh.
Good to see you.
You too.
You know,
it's really weird.
This is my first date
in months,
and I bump into you.
That's weird.
Bye.
"Say Cheese"?
"Picture This"?
I'm the "unmemorable" guy
you divorced?
I'm the "oil"
of "Oil and Water"?
I wasn't talking...
about you.
How many exes have you had?
How could you say
you don't remember me?
Well, what I meant was,
I try not to think about you.
That's worse!
Thanks for the compliment.
Oh, this is great.
I'm going to go home now
and eat a pint of ice cream.
Mint-chocolate chip?
Yeah.
Your hair
still looks good, Nicky.
You too.
I'd better go.
I'll see you
in another
Yeah.
Goodnight.
Julia!
Angelo.
Oh, h*, h*, h*!
You haven't changed a bit.
So great to see you.
And you, why,
you're more beautiful than ever.
It's been too long.
I know, I've been
meaning to come in.
Well, you're here now!
With this guy!
Just like old times.
You know long
I have waited to see
the two of you
back together again?
-Oh, no. Angelo, we're not.
-It's just a coincidence.
Oh, no coincidence. No.
Your old table,
it's available!
It's totally unnecessary.
We apprec...
We weren't planning on staying.
Oh, nonsense!
You were my favorite customers.
Hey, Gino! Bring
some Chianti and calamari!
You-You still like
calamari, right?
Yeah?
Do we?
Nicky?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Angelo.
Yep!
You can leave that, Angelo.
Yeah?
Okay.
I think we might need
the whole bottle.
He seemed
really happy to see us.
I probably should have
picked another place.
You always were
a creature of habit.
Mm, no, I'm not.
How many times
did we come here back then?
We always used to go
to that Chinese
place you loved.
Besides, Angelo has
the best pasta in town.
You know where
noodles were invented?
China.
Invented in China,
perfected by Angelo.
I still can't believe
that my first
date in months,
I end up with you.
Months, huh?
I took some time off.
I was in
a relationship,
and it didn't work out.
You want to talk about it?
With "Picture This"?
No, thank you.
He was a doctor.
Actually, a chiropractor.
So, not really a doctor.
He got a job offer
and he took it.
Chiropractors Without Borders?
Chiropractors in Malibu.
Oh, he chose his career
over the relationship.
It sounds like
you dodged a b*llet.
You and I chose our careers
over each other.
We were 20 years old.
That's what
you're supposed to do.
Kids?
Oh! No. I lost a bet
with a seven-year-old.
Ahh. Gambling
with seven-year-olds?
Mm, just one.
My godson.
Tommy.
He's so cute.
You remember
Kyle and Kim, right?
Of course!
Are they still together?
Better than ever.
And wait till I tell them
who I ran into.
So, you know,
the last time I saw you,
you were wearing
a hard-hat and a toolbelt.
I still do, sometimes.
Not as much
as I'd like.
I'm more of a developer now.
Oh! It worked out
for you, then.
That's so great, Nicky.
How about you?
Did you ever open the restaurant
you always talked about?
Oh, I got side-tracked.
Do you remember the bakery
in the old neighborhood?
Danny's Confections?
Of course! The famous
black-and-white cookies.
I took it over
after Danny died.
Danny...
Now, he was a character.
Oh, he was.
This is me.
You kept the name.
I probably
shouldn't have.
Sure is catchy.
It's not really
helping business.
It just didn't feel
right to change it.
Nothing wrong
with being sentimental.
This wasn't totally awful.
No.
It wasn't.
Friends?
Friends!
Goodnight.
Hey!
Since I, uh...
spoiled your re-entry
into the shark-infested
dating waters,
why don't you
let me make it up to you?
Seriously,
I know a couple
of really cool guys.
Why don't you let me
fix you up on a date?
Absolutely not!
Come on, it would be fun.
Trust me, okay?
Who knows you better than me?
Almost everyone!
You came here because you wanted
to meet somebody, right?
I guess.
Then what have you got to lose?
Okay. Fine.
But I get to set you up, too.
How did I get
dragged into this?
Yeah, you heard me.
Okay. Deal.
Deal.
Bye.
I can't believe
it was Julia!
I know, right?
You know,
I always secretly hoped you guys
would get back together.
Don't get too excited.
We're definitely
not back.
In fact, I'm setting
her up on a date.
What? Why?
She's single.
Yeah, so are you.
I agreed to go out
with one of her friends.
It was sort of
a package deal.
I don't get you.
You guys were crazy
about each other.
Look, we were just kids then.
I didn't even know who I was.
Are you sure that you're not
pushing her away
because you actually have
feelings for her again?
No.
How'd she look?
All right.
"All right"?
It's Julia.
What do you think?
She's gorgeous.
You guys were
great together.
Until it was over.
Yeah. Whose
fault was that?
The Atlantic Ocean.
You could have
gone with her.
We thought we could
make a long-distance
relationship work,
and it didn't.
Logan!
-Right on time.
-Hey.
Just wanted to check out
our new hot listing.
Much cooler
than Oak Street,
and you know
how fast that one sold.
So when can we show this one?
Mid-uh...
February-ish.
Okay. Yeah! I like it.
"...Ish"?
That's it. You like it?
Yeah! It's great.
And remember,
we're gonna swap the layout,
so we're gonna
keep the great room,
and then we're gonna go
with a full-on chef's kitchen.
Perfect. I like it.
-Question.
-Mm-hmm?
You're still
single, right?
Yeah.
I got somebody
I want you to meet.
Really?
I am not gonna
go on a date
with your ex-husband.
It was a lifetime ago,
and he's a really good guy.
Well, maybe I want
to date a jerk,
try and change him, fail,
then get
my heart broken.
Haven't you
done enough of that?
Look, if he's
such a great guy,
then why did you
break up with him?
I got an job offer to be
a sous-chef in Paris.
His job was here.
That's it?
It was
my dream job.
He wanted me to take it.
So you just left?
We loved each other.
We tried to work it out.
We were just too young
and we let our careers
get in the way.
Well, you're not
too young now.
Ancient history!
Besides...
he's fixing me up
with someone else.
And you're okay
with that?
Why wouldn't I be?
Well, because you just made
a bachelor party cake
for a five-year-old.
Greg's
the bachelor.
Tyler's
the birthday.
We gotta do something.
Get another one.
I don't think
we have any.
Check in the back!
Okay, I...
Oh...
Here's the birthday boy now!
Is our cake ready?
Tyler...
you wouldn't happen to be
a gambling man
by any chance,
would you?
It's "Taylor,"
and we ordered a fire engine.
I want that one, Mommy!
With the dice!
We're going across the street.
No. No, no, no.
Please, don't.
Please, come back.
Honey, don't look.
-Please.
-Stop begging.
Just... let it go.
Are you getting ready
for your big date?
- Yeah. You?
- Yes!
I mean, yes. Yes.
Sounds like
you're watching football.
Well, that's how I get ready.
So unfair.
Listen, uh, I know
she's your friend, so...
I'll be on my best behavior.
Please tell me why
we're doing this again.
Because you wanted
to meet someone,
and I'm doing it
because, uh...
oh, that's right,
because you're forcing me to.
Right.
Hi.
Nice shot.
You must be Nick.
Leslie?
Mm-hmm.
Nice to meet you.
Heard a lot about you.
I heard a lot about you, too.
Oh... sorry.
How'd you know
it was me?
The hair.
Julia said something
about my hair?
No. Not really.
Um... shall we?
Let's have a drink.
-Great!
-Okay. This way.
So, you guys were
married for two years?
And you've been
friends for 10?
And you met
in photo class?
And you met in cooking class.
Um, oh!
So, you know, she's going out
with your friend tonight, right?
Well, he's not exactly a friend.
He's my realtor.
Oh, but you know him
really well?
Pretty well.
He sells a lot of houses.
He's a...
He's a real closer.
Oh.
Don't worry.
She's in good hands.
I'm sure he'll take her
to somewhere nice.
Oh, he is.
Dinner and a movie.
Wow! Really? Both?
That's, like, a...
four-hour commitment.
Or longer.
Ah.
How long were
we in there?
About a half hour.
Felt longer.
I'll tell her
we tried.
And I'll tell her
your hair looked really good.
Hi! I'm Julia.
Hi. I'm Logan.
Nice to meet you.
These are for you.
Wow. These are beautiful.
-Thank you.
-Come in.
Thanks.
I'll just put them
in some water.
Okay.
Wow. This is
a nice place you have.
Is it... Do you
own or rent?
Thank you. Own.
Wow. They don't make old
places like these anymore.
That's why I like it.
Do you mind
if I look around?
Sure, I'll give you
the ten-second tour.
-Okay.
-The kitchen...
Yes! Well, i-it's charming,
but, uh...
But?
Sorry. Ignore me.
Occupational hazard.
Right, Nick said
you were a real estate broker.
Yes.
Uh, what were
you going to say?
I can take it.
Nah, nah, forget it.
It's... It's...
It is dated.
The refrigerator's new.
Ha! The fridge!
That's not... oh.
Well, kitchens
and bathrooms sell...
sell homes.
Oh, good to know.
Yeah.
Floor-vent heating?
Is that bad?
No! No, no.
Not at all.
It's just not a favorite
of people these days.
But the crown molding
is-is beautiful.
Yeah, I love those.
Yeah, that's...
You're frowning.
No, no, no!
This place is...
This place is nice.
Very nice.
Quaint!
Oh, pardon me
for just one second.
You know, I hate
to do this to you,
but I have been waiting
for this offer for a month.
Can we reschedule this,
and I can take
you home now?
I am home.
Uh, right. Right.
No, no, no. This is not up
for negotiation,
'cause this is in escrow.
You can't...
Door. Door's open.
Yes. Okay. I'm sorry.
Listen, here's my card.
Give me a ring
and we'll reschedule...
Hey, listen,
if you ever list...
You are buying me dinner.
And jewelry.
Hey.
Here.
It's the best I could do
on such short notice.
Okay, That was officially
the worst date I have ever had.
It wasn't even a date.
I'm sorry.
I guess you never
really know somebody
until you date 'em,
which, by the way, your BFF
and I had a wonderful time
talking
all about you.
I know, she texted me.
You really had
nothing to talk about?
Nothing except my hair.
Ah, the hair.
Yes, of course, the hair.
So I guess this wasn't
such a great idea after all.
No.
Hi.
Have you two decided?
Pancakes.
Okay.
He'll have the chocolate-chip
and I'll have the blueberry.
And he likes lots and lots
of whipped cream.
Will do.
I don't think
I'm cut out for dating.
Would it make you feel better
if I told you
I once went on a date
that lasted less than a minute.
She took out pictures
of our imaginary kids.
I went out with a guy
who corrected my grammar.
And how about "It's a Small
World" for a cellphone ringtone?
Talking parrot on a shoulder.
You win.
What was he, a pirate?
And he had a tip calculator.
Oh, no, please.
They still make those things?
'Kay, would it help
if I told you
I once went out on a date
with a woman
who used me as a human shield?
A little.
Hey. Here.
Until you find him.
I do love how it glimmers
under the fluorescent lights.
It's a heck
of a lot bigger
than the first one
I got you.
Hey, do you remember
what you got me
on our date?
A snow globe.
You said flowers wilted
and you liked
things that lasted.
And you said snow globes
were like life,
prettiest
when they're turned upside-down.
I said that?
Yeah. I still have it.
Actually, I have
a lot of them now.
Here we go!
-Blueberry.
-Thank you.
-And here you go.
-With extra-extra whipped cream.
-Enjoy.
-Thank you.
These are so good.
Not as good
as yours, though.
You still make
those gorgeous pancakes?
I don't really cook much.
Really?
Your hands are full
with the bakery?
Actually,
that's a little off, too.
Come on.
There used to be a line
going out the door.
Well, the line
is now across the street.
A "Cakes, Etc" opened up.
Right across the street?
Full moon tonight.
You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
I have my camera in the car.
So do I.
Pretty cool, huh?
You sure it's okay
to be up here?
Yeah. I come up
here all the time.
Wow! Look at
that moon, huh?
It's beautiful.
How long have
you lived here?
In this building?
Oh... about a year.
Before that,
I was in that highrise
over on Jackson.
How come you never live
in any of your houses?
Well, it's just
easier, you know?
You don't have
to water the lawn,
you don't have
to fix the roof.
It's kind of like
you not wanting
to make pancakes, right?
No.
Hey! Remember
photo class, junior year?
I remember the darkroom.
I remember you locking us
in the darkroom.
That was
an accident.
Mm.
Sort of.
You know what
I love about photos?
They never change...
even when the people
in them do.
You know?
Oh! Check this out.
Oh...
Baby, that's going
on the website, for sure.
So's this one.
Uh, I don't think so.
I look
like a werewolf.
Ah, well, it is a full moon.
You know...
I did hear
that you were back,
and, uh...
I-I wanted
to call you, but...
I don't know why I didn't.
It's okay.
I thought about
calling you, too.
Once or twice.
Oh, no, no, no.
-No! No!
-No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no.
No! No!
Oh!
Dammit.
I'll call maintenance.
It's not a problem.
Where's my phone?
My battery's dead.
I left my phone
in the car.
Help!
Hello!
-Hello!
-Hey!
-Anybody!
-Up here!
This is just great.
I can't believe this.
Who hasn't spent a night or two
up on a rooftop?
Don't worry.
The maintenance crew
will be here in a few hours.
Well, they better be.
The bakery opens at 5:00.
I'm sorry!
It was the wind.
It was a... force majeure.
Unforeseeable
act of nature.
Actually,
it was completely foreseeable!
What do you mean?
You just had
to bring us up here.
I thought you would
like the view.
Just like
you had to fix me up.
I was trying to do
something nice.
Like sending me
off to Paris
and saying that
we could work it out?
What?
Just forget it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't hold back now.
You've been waiting
years for this one.
You could have come with me.
You could've come back, too.
I guess it doesn't matter
now, does it?
Guess not.
-Hey!
-The door.
Nick?
Everything all right?
Oh, it's, uh, just
the end of a weird date.
It wasn't a date.
Thank you.
Should I ask?
I wouldn't.
You ruined her night twice?
Well, technically,
Logan took care of that.
Yeah, well, he's Logan!
What did you expect?
You knew that
wasn't gonna work!
You set her up.
What?
What's that supposed to mean?
You set her up
on a bum date
because you knew it would
make yourself look better.
Don't be ridiculous.
Look at you.
You're a mess.
I spent the night
out on a roof.
That's not what
I'm talking about.
Yeah. We, uh...
We had a fight.
So? Kim and I
have fights.
You're married.
You're supposed to.
You think I should call her?
That's a good idea.
Maybe I'll go see her.
Even better.
Who's, uh, doing the cake
for your parents' 50th?
I don't know.
That's Kim's department.
Come on! Let's go.
Full moon,
night on a rooftop...
Your date with him
sounds better than mine.
It wasn't.
Maybe this happened
for a reason.
Maybe it was fate.
It's not!
Are you sure you don't
have feelings for him?
Oh,
I have feelings.
Annoyance.
I did say some things
I shouldn't have, though.
These are for
the Sweet 16.
Those are for
the baby shower.
Don't get them mixed up.
Okay.
I'm not the one who's
distracted by my ex.
I'm not distracted!
I was going to call you.
I wanted to apologize
for last night.
Me too.
I totally over-reacted.
No, no. You had
every right to be upset.
It was stupid to go up there.
Could've been worse.
Really? How?
At least we got
some good pictures.
Well, now that
we got that settled,
I'll have one
black-and-white cookie.
Okay.
That'll be $2.50, please.
$2.50!
For a black-and-white cookie?
They used to be, like, 90 cents.
I haven't been here
in so long,
I forgot
how great it is.
Really? You don't
think it's a teardown?
No. Not at all.
Too old-fashioned?
No, it's kind of
"retro-cool."
'Cause Danny built it,
and he gave me
my first job.
I remember.
Would you look at that line-up?
They stole
our cronut recipe,
and yesterday,
they were handing out flyers
on our sidewalk.
Whoa!
Right on your sidewalk?
Yeah.
I got an idea.
What?
I saw we out-promote 'em.
Hear me out.
"Marzipan Monday."
"Tiramisu Tuesdays."
"Wedding Cake Wednesdays."
"Thrawberry Thortcake
Thursdays."
Hey.
Kyle's parents have
their 50th Anniversary coming up
and yours truly's
in charge of the cake.
Since when are you
in charge of a cake,
other than eating one?
I do a lot of things
you don't know about.
I'd like to place
an order, please.
Okay.
Are you kidding?
Wow!
These are
really amazing.
I'm really impressed.
This is perfect.
What do you think?
That one's pretty big.
That's pretty big, too.
Okay. Big it is.
When's the party?
Saturday.
This Saturday,
and you haven't
ordered a cake yet?
I've been sampling.
Is this a pity cake?
They need a cake.
You make cakes...
I'm in charge of the cake.
Thanks, Nicky.
By the way,
you got a little...
What?
Okay.
Sweet!
Thanks for the cookie.
Hi!
A little to the left.
Oh, perfect.
Finish setting this one...
Julia?
Kim.
Hey, Kyle! Look who's here!
Hey! Hey!
Kyle! Hi!
It's so good to see you.
What a surprise!
Congratulations
on everything.
Thanks.
Your little son is so cute.
I saw a photo.
You know, Nick said
you looked great,
and you do!
You guys haven't changed a bit.
Well...
So, what are
you doing here?
And what a beautiful
cake, Julia!
Uh, Nick
didn't tell you?
I thought he was
in charge of cakes.
Yeah! Yeah.
R-Remember, honey?
Yeah, of course.
You already have one,
don't you?
No! No.
And even if we did,
it is nothing like this.
Where is it?
Dessert table, 3:00.
Oh...
I'll, um...
I'll take this
to the kitchen.
Good idea.
Good idea.
Come on. This is
so much better.
You have to come
to the party tonight.
Oh, I couldn't.
Of course you can.
Kyle's parents
always loved you.
They were
at your wedding.
What do you say?
Tonight?
I'd love to.
This is perfect.
Oh, I'm so sorry,
I've been meaning to come by.
I haven't seen you in so long.
I apologize for that.
You know, life, I've been
busy with work, traveling...
Uncle Nick, hand off!
You little rat!
All right,
let's see those hands.
Go deep!
Oh!
Incomplete pass.
Hey!
This is my godson,
Tommy.
Hi, Tommy.
Very nice to meet you.
You must be the girl
my Uncle Nick likes.
Oh!
He never
brings the girls around,
so he must really like you.
Gimme that.
Go deep, you.
Ohh!
You look gorgeous.
Thank you.
You look good yourself.
Let's say hello. Come.
I told you...
You remember
Helen and Ted?
I'm not sure if
they'll remember me, but...
We saw
you say "I do!"
Oh...
I did.
Yes, you did.
Congratulations.
That's wonderful.
It hasn't
all been easy.
I'll say.
But I wouldn't want to be
alongside anyone else.
Come on.
We're at the same table.
Oh. Okay.
Bye.
Kid's got an eye.
Thank you.
Oh, the dreaded
"singles" table...
Well, we are single.
And apparently,
so are they.
Thank you.
Tommy, why don't
you introduce us
to your lovely
lady friends?
That's Ashley A.,
Ashley P., Emma M.,
and Emma G.
Pretty simple.
Ashleys and Emmas.
And I'm Nick S.,
this is Julia M.
Are you guys
married?
'Cause you can't
sit here if you are.
We're not.
We used to be.
But we're not
anymore.
Why not?
Because when we got married,
we were too young.
And now
you're too old?
Thanks, Ashley P.
I'm Ashley A.
Sometimes the right people
get married at the wrong time.
So can't you just
get married again
at the right time?
You want to take this?
I believe the key
to all of this
is to finish
grammar school first,
and then we can
revisit the topic.
How about that?
-Yeah, sure.
-Yeah.
Sounds good?
Yeah.
All right, everybody,
it's time for speeches!
Would anybody like to say
something nice
about my lovely mom and dad?
Nick?
Well, I think I speak
for all of us
at the singles table...
Seriously,
I've known Helen and Ted
since I was Tommy's age,
and you guys have
what we all want...
uh...
true love,
that beautiful, elegant,
complicated
love that lasts a lifetime.
So, hoist a glass for the couple
that still holds hands
while they're
walking down the street
after all these years.
We love you.
To the next 50!
To another 50!
Cheers.
Come on!
You got good!
I can bust a move.
Slow dance?
Do you?
Well...
Tommy and Ashley
L-M-N-O-P are doing it.
I feel like
people are watching us.
Well, that's because
they want us to announce
that we're
getting married...
Oh, well, in that case,
we should probably
set a date, then.
All right, then.
Valentine's Day
is right around the corner.
I'll bake the cake.
I had a really nice
time tonight.
Me too.
It was like the old days.
You think so?
I do.
Julia...
You know how,
when you Photoshop a picture,
you can take out the flaws?
And if you keep Photoshopping,
you can get it almost perfect,
but then...
something...
just feels like it's missing?
I don't know,
I guess I'm just
trying to say
that sometimes,
the original's best.
Julia!
Hi.
Dylan...
What are
you doing here?
Uh, well, I, um, I quit my job,
and I'm moving back.
I missed you.
Ahem.
Dylan, uh, t-this is Nick,
my...
Old, old friend. Nick.
-Hey.
-How are ya?
It was nice
to meet you, Nick.
All right, old friend.
Good night.
Good night.
Cake was great.
All right, Tommy,
let's get you to bed.
I want to hang out
with Uncle Nick.
Ah, we can play
some more football tomorrow.
Really?
Touchdown Tuesdays, right?
Is that a thing?
It is now.
So how's Julia?
Oh, she's great.
She's seeing her ex.
Another ex.
Yeah, they've been
out to lunch,
they've been
out to dinner,
they've had coffee.
How do you
know all this?
Because she's now
confiding in me
like I'm one of
her girlfriends.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm afraid
I'm in the girlfriend zone.
I'm sorry.
You know, I really thought
after the party...
You guys
seemed so good together.
Maybe you should
tell her how you feel.
I really don't know
how I feel.
I think you do.
Want to grab a bite
with me and Dylan?
Oh, so you're really
jumping back
into this, aren't you?
Hey, you wanted me
back in the pool.
I'm in the pool.
I know, I just...
I kind of thought
you were over him.
I was, but
he's really trying.
Second chances, right?
It's not like he left me
for another woman.
He left for a job.
Point is, he left.
Look.
Just don't rush back
to the wrong ex, okay?
It's dinner.
Besides...
he came back for me.
And Nick walked away again.
I know.
But maybe Nick
wouldn't have walked away
if you had told him
how you feel.
Thank you, Dr. Phil.
Look...
All I'm saying is
I know whatever happened
all those years ago happened,
but there is obviously
something between you two.
He had an opening,
and he didn't take it.
He just wants to be friends,
and that's what we are.
Now, are you coming to dinner,
or are you seeing
another patient?
I will
clear my calendar.
Hello, friend.
Is this a bad time?
No. Not at all.
I've been up all night.
I keep thinking
about something you said.
What...pearl of wisdom
might that be?
"Sometimes
the original is best."
Yes. Yeah.
Yes, it is.
Can you come by the bakery
when you have some free time?
Hey.
Hi.
Got something for you.
From Kyle's parents.
This is beautiful.
So?
What do you got?
Well...
It's good.
And I was able to keep it
in the spirit of
Danny's business name,
so thank you.
You're welcome,
though I'm not sure what I did.
You inspired me!
And I feel he wouldn't mind
if I did a little remodeling,
so can you recommend
a carpenter I can hire?
You're looking at him.
Oh, I wasn't thinking you.
You build houses.
No, Kyle handles
all the construction.
I'm sure you have
more important things to do.
Let me take
some measurements.
Are you sure
you wouldn't mind?
I'll pay you, of course.
You can pay me
in black-and-white cookies.
You really don't
have to do this, Nicky.
It's a piece of cake.
You want to put your money
into the upgrading
of the plumbing,
the electrical,
we're gonna get
some WiFi in here,
but we're gonna
keep this, you know,
like we said, retro...
retro-cool.
Great.
Let me get some
measurements here.
Nine and a quarter...
Could you grab that?
Ten and a half...
Hello?
Yes. Hi.
Just one second.
It's Elsa.
This is Nick.
Yeah. Oh!
Right, right. Yoga.
Uh, listen...
Can I call you back?
Thanks.
Sorry.
You took up yoga?
That's just
a friend of Kim's.
She's trying
to set me up.
Oh. That's great.
Yeah, I don't know about
this yoga thing, right?
Not really for me.
Yeah...
Calamari at Cinara's?
Well, everybody loves
their calamari, right?
Yeah.
Hon! Hey!
Hi!
I got coffees.
Mm...
Oh!
d*ck, right?
Nick.
Nick!
Your down payment.
I'll put together some plans and
get right back to you.
Thank you.
Good night.
Good night.
See you, Nick.
Really?
I've given advice
on her love life...
He's your
chiropractor now?
...and I'm remodeling
her bakery.
What are you
doing, man?
I have no idea.
These are good!
Gino, pick up that order
for Mr. Angelotti right away.
Come on.
He's been waiting a while.
Hey, Angelo.
Hey! Nicky!
Where have you been?
Working.
The place is packed.
Yeah. You here
with Julia?
No, and probably
won't be for a while.
Yeah?
What have you done?
Angelo, I don't know how
to break it to you, but, uh...
Uh, Nick?
Elsa.
Nick?
Yes. Meet my friend,
Angelo. Please.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Your table.
Angelo...
you might as well put us
right in the kitchen.
Huh! Busy night.
Hmph.
Oh...
I'm sorry.
He gets
a little emotional.
Is this okay?
You wanna go
somewhere else?
No, no.
This is great.
I like being near the kitchen.
Food gets here faster.
Okay.
Let me...
Let me grab your coat.
Thank you.
This way.
...Right back here.
Cozy.
Are they okay back there?
So, um...
Kim tells me
you're yoga-phobic.
I wouldn't exactly say that.
It's just, you know...
it's just a little intimidating.
Right.
I like to think of yoga
as a journey,
and the journey
of a thousand miles
starts with the first step.
I like journeys.
Okay.
You know, they-they have vegan.
Oh, actually,
I'm lacto-vegetarian.
Lacto... what?
...Vegetarian.
Does that mean
you can eat ice cream?
Oh, yeah,
gluten-free ice cream.
Is that any good?
Wait till you try it.
Really?
Hey, do you like football?
Little bit.
Because a client of mine
gave me tickets
to tomorrow night's game,
if you're available.
I am very available.
Great. A second date?
Cool!
Second date.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
It's amazing.
I love it!
Me too.
Okay, you have
to let me pay you.
I'll feel better
if I do.
It's not gonna happen.
I have to do
something.
Get your apron on.
Uh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
I'm off sugar
and all things white.
No rice, no bread,
no cake, no fun.
Really?
It's been two weeks.
I feel different.
Better?
No. Starving.
Wow!
What a great place.
Elsa, this is,
um, Julia.
Julia, Elsa.
It's so great
to meet you.
Oh, Nick let
the cat out of the bag...
Cat?
That you two
were married.
I think
it's so great
that you can
be friends.
Time heals
all wounds, right?
Are you ready?
Sure.
Bye!
Nice meeting you!
You too!
So, that's her, huh?
She's gorgeous.
Really?
I don't see it.
Are you okay?
Of course.
It's just feels really weird
seeing him with someone else.
You're with someone else too.
Yeah.
Mrs. Mintz!
The place looks fabulous.
Thank you so much.
I'm having a dinner party
this weekend,
and I'm thinking
of your red velvet cake.
Oh...
We can do that.
All right!
Beautiful!
Elegant dancers' poses.
Let your soul breathe.
Gorgeous, gorgeous.
Now we're going to transition
into Garudasana, eagle pose.
Left leg lifts high over right,
left arm under right arm.
That's it.
Left leg up...
Beautiful!
Heart open.
And breathe...
Listen to your body.
What's it saying?
Help?
Now, remember,
an ounce of prevention
is worth a pound of cure.
So, you like her?
Yeah. I do.
Good, because Kim
has invited her
for Meatloaf Monday,
which is now
Meatless Monday...
Quinoa...
Kale.
Don't you think you're
jumping the g*n a bit?
Well, that's
what I said,
but you know Kim.
Quinoa and kale?
Look, the point is,
you guys are really
hitting it off, right?
Yeah, it... it's just...
Oh, no. Okay.
Let me guess. Um...
Loud sipper?
Close-talker?
Mouth-breather?
Snort-laugh?
All right,
you're gonna love this one,
but she just talks weird.
She always talks
in clichés, okay?
"Don't count your chickens,"
"Beggars can't
be choosers."
"Live life like
it's your last day."
Everyone
does that!
Not everyone.
You know what
her problem is?
She's not Julia.
You're barking up
the wrong tree, pal.
Cliché.
Who are those for?
Dylan's office
party tonight.
That's tonight?
Yes...
And you are going.
But it's gonna
be all couples.
No, it won't.
He invited a lot
of his patients.
Oh, great, so
a bunch of guys
with bad backs
and stiff necks?
It's not like you
to turn down a party.
Well...
Maybe that's because
I met someone.
What?
When?
Who?
Uh...
Remember that
bad date you had?
Which one?
There were so many.
Logan.
Logan?
Yeah!
He came in last week.
He needed some pastries
for an open house,
and we totally
hit it off.
Please tell me he didn't
try to sell you a condo.
-Oh, he did.
-Leslie...
I can change him.
Besides,
I've been making
the same mistakes
for so long now,
I like to think
of them as traditions.
Wow! This place
is amazing.
Hey!
There he is!
What a surprise.
Are you limping?
Yoga.
I've never felt so...
-Alive?
-Old.
I thought
you were coming in
for that adjustment.
Gotta get around to that.
This place
is incredible, Nick.
Thanks.
Yeah. How about a tour, huh?
And we're back
in the great room.
It's perfect.
I couldn't
agree more.
I love it so much
there's a part of me
that doesn't want to sell it.
But you are selling it?
Yeah.
Good! Because I would like
to make an offer.
Really?
Well, he has been
looking for a place.
You can't live
in a hotel forever.
It's just you.
Isn't this place a little big?
Well, it's just me for now,
but...
I'm hoping not forever.
It's, uh, not even
on the market yet.
Good! Then I'll
take care of that.
I'll have my broker
send over an offer
this afternoon.
Wow. That's...
A win-win, right?
Right.
Good! What do you
say we celebrate?
Julia told me you
have a girlfriend.
That's, uh, a bit new.
Old, new...
it's all good.
Right.
How about Friday?
I'm free.
Sure.
Okay, good. Good!
Friday it is.
Hey. It's me.
Hi. I'm just getting ready
for our double date.
About that...
You want to cancel,
don't you?
Do you?
No.
Me either.
Why don't you just
tell Elsa you're sick?
No, no, no.
I tell Elsa I'm sick,
she's gonna start giving me
Chinese herbs
and all these strange remedies.
You're gonna tell Dylan
you're sick.
I don't want
to tell Dylan I'm sick.
We have tickets
for the ballet
tomorrow night.
Dylan likes the ballet?
No. But he's going for me.
What a guy.
Hey, Julia...
Yes?
Never mind. You just...
I'll see you tonight.
Nicky?
We're both dating.
Yeah, it's, uh...
Like a dream come true.
Well...
here we are.
Here we are.
Uh-uh-uh.
Please.
Just saying.
I miss gluten.
No, you don't.
Oh, I do,
I do, I do.
Pretzels,
pasta, pizza...
I had
a dream last night
I was a giant
cinnamon bun.
I could never
give that stuff up.
Especially when you're with
the world's greatest baker.
Aww. Well, let's not
get carried away.
You ever
tell him about
Chocolate Chip
Chernobyl?
You remember that?
Oh, yeah.
Just about the entire
dorm remembers that.
What about
Petrified Pumpkin Pie?
Nougat Nightmare
on Elm Street!
Tapioca
Chainsaw m*ssacre!
Yes!
Isn't this place
fantastic?
It was just opened
by one of my patients.
It's really great.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually,
those pictures
look like yours,
Nick.
Kinda.
They do.
Well, seems you have
a fan club, Nick.
Well, Julia always had
a better eye than me.
So, the, uh,
Clark Gallery's having
a black-and-white exhibit
next week.
Perfect! Let's go!
Yeah.
The, you know,
the four of us.
Yeah, I'm not really
a gallery guy.
Can I get you
some appetizers?
Calamari.
Calamari, please.
Now, there's a couple
that knows what they want.
Uh, yeah, well,
they're not a couple,
and we will
have crab cakes.
Don't you have
that shellfish-allergy thing?
Ah, it just, uh,
comes and goes. Right?
How about
the veggie platter?
Thank you.
So, why did you guys
break up, anyway?
Well, that was pretty
much 100% my fault.
No, it wasn't.
Honey, let him speak.
I left for a job.
Your dream job.
We had a dream too.
Well, I probably
should have packed
and gone with you.
So, uh, Dylan, I hear
you're buying
Nick's house?
Yeah, well, I mean,
I have an bid in,
but, um...
I'm thinking
of pulling it.
Really?
I was gonna
tell you about it,
but I didn't want
to ruin the evening.
That's very
thoughtful of you.
You know, I just...
I'm sorry, I just,
I found something
a bit better.
Okay.
Look, that's cool,
because I was
thinking about
not selling anyway.
Oh! Oh, really?
Yeah, I put a lot
of time and effort into that,
you know?
I built that with my hands.
Well, you know what they say...
one man's treasure
is another man's trash.
Trash? Okay.
Well, just a figure of speech.
Well, thanks for
clarifying, "Doctor."
Oh, so now y-you're
questioning my credentials?
Well,
one man's doctor
is another man's...
...bone-cr*cker.
Yeah, I can't believe
you married this jerk.
I can't believe
you settled for him.
I did not settle,
and this is none of
your business, Nick.
I'm just looking out
for an old friend.
I can take care of myself.
Obviously not.
Maybe this "friends" thing
isn't working out.
I couldn't agree more.
I'm done.
Fine. Me too.
Wha...?
Gluten-free, huh?
Sorry about that.
It's okay.
But we kind of
need to talk.
Okay.
Stop me anytime.
You still have
feelings for Julia.
Stop!
Okay.
It's pretty obvious
to everyone
except you and her.
Look. You're on
a journey, Nick...
but it's not with me.
And that's okay,
because that's what
dating's about, right?
I don't know what to say.
I really appreciate that.
That's the way
the cookie crumbles, right?
Yes, you're free
to eat cookies again.
-Really?
-Yes!
Yes! Thank you.
Let me drive you home.
Come on.
You know, I'm gonna
catch a cab.
Let me drive you home.
Please.
No. I'm-I'm good.
I'll see you around.
Evening.
Ahem.
Uh, you know, I'm going
house-hunting tomorrow.
Do you want to come?
I'm sorry,
I just, um...
I think we rushed
back into things.
What is
the matter, Julia?
We were fine
before he showed up.
I thought we were.
I'm sorry.
Julia, I do want to be friends,
but not "just friends."
I want to be more than friends.
Okay.
What are we, in junior high?
Well, I hope you find
what you're looking for.
You too.
When it rains, it pours.
Take care of yourself.
Thank you!
Have a great day.
Bye.
Hi! Great.
Thank you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Thank you.
Hi! Well, we did it.
We moved the line
from there to here.
We did.
Then why are you
fake-smiling?
I'm not.
Hey!
Hi!
I thought you guys
were going out
for Valentine's Day.
Well, we wanted to stop by
and give you a little
housewarming present first.
For your new home.
Come on in.
And you're all invited next week
to my first Meatloaf Monday.
How come we always
have meatloaf on Monday?
Because it starts
with an "M".
You know what else
starts with an "M"?
"Monique."
Monique?
She's a lawyer.
Am I being sued?
No, you're
being set up.
Kim, not again.
What he said.
I don't get it,
Uncle Nick.
What happened
to your girlfriend, huh?
It didn't work out
between me and Elsa.
No, your real girlfriend.
Julia.
I'm, uh...
afraid that one didn't
work out either.
You're a really bad
role model.
I know. Sorry.
It's okay.
You'll get it right.
Eventually.
It's time to get going.
Aw, already?
Yeah, we got
to get him to grandma's.
I'm taking my wife
out for Valentine's Day.
-Nice to see you.
-Have fun tonight.
Thanks.
Come on.
We're just gonna
leave Uncle Nick here alone?
Don't you worry
about Uncle Nick.
I'll be fine.
I'll see you tomorrow?
Hey, I think
I found a fixer-upper
out on the waterfront.
And the next project begins.
-That's right.
-I'll see you soon.
Have fun tonight!
Thanks for the plant!
What?
Are you kidding?
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
Beautiful.
Mm.
Not just any flower.
An icicle flower.
It takes root
in the most desolate of places,
against all odds.
Deep.
And your picture?
True love.
Mint-chocolate chip?
She's... out of the picture.
How about that...
bone-cr*cker?
You're not sorry.
Not that this is a date,
or anything...
Not... getting...
together...
with you?
What say we meet
in an hour, then?
Make it a half-an-hour.
Yes!
Sorry I'm late.
I had
to make a stop.
"Picture This"?
Happy Valentine's Day.
It's the best I could do
at the mini-mart.
Thank you, Nicky.
Happy Valentine's Day.
You know, I came here
to tell you something.
I love you, Julia.
I always have.
You know, we were
the right couple
at the wrong time,
but...
now I feel like
it's the right time...
It's the right time.
I love you, too.
Picture this?
I always have.
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While You Were Dating (2017)
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