**
[Thunder rumbling]
Bit the rat's d*ck off.
Oh, Chuck, you're gross.
Okay, bit his arm off.
You're still gross.
Bit his tongue off.
Plucked his heart from his
f*cking chest and ate it.
Give me a break.
Hey,
Then the monsters
stepped into the light.
God, it was icky,
Green slime everywhere,
Pieces of rotted flesh.
Oh, Chuck, stop it.
[Chuck]
But I'm just getting
to the good part, Pam.
You see the corpse
had these wriggling things,
Crawling out of its mouth.
Chuck.
Its bones were green
and moldy and it's...
Chuck, I'm warning you.
Okay, okay, but I'm trying
to have a good time here.
I just don't understand
the point of coming up
To a lonely mountain cabin
If you can't sit around the fire
And tell scary ghost stories.
Those aren't scary.
They're just disgusting.
Oh, yeah?
Let me tell you something.
If that thing came out
on the woods oozing green slime,
You'd be the first one
hightailing it out of here.
Hey, Pam and I have been
coming up here for years.
There are no green
slimy things in this wood.
Unless you want
to include yourself Chuck.
You're a real card.
The only really scary stories
Are those that
are actually true.
Oh, yeah, right, of course.
Like the babysitter with
the maniac in the house, huh?
Have you checked the children?
Oh, yeah, then there's
the one about the m*rder*r
Who kills brides
on their honeymoons.
Or the Hellgate Hitchhiker.
What?
A beautiful young girl wanders
the mountain road
Leading to the old ghost town
of Hellgate.
There's a ghost town here?
No, sh*t.
No, Chuck, be quiet.
I haven't heard
this one yet, yeah, go on.
Yeah, it happened
a long time ago
Way back in the 50s.
**
* I knew someday *
* You'd come my way *
* It happened *
* It happened today *
* I knew somehow *
* That you would smile *
* It happened *
* It happened today *
* I told everybody
that I'd win your heart *
* They said
that we would fall apart *
* Today you said
you love just me *
* Now I'm
as happy as I can be *
* I knew someday *
* You'd come my way *
* It happened *
* It happened today *
* I told everybody
that I'd win your heart *
* They said
that we would fall apart *
* Today you said
you love just me *
* Now I'm
as happy as I can be *
* I knew someday *
* That I'd hear you say *
* You love me *
* Come what may *
* And it happened *
* It happened today *
* That devil told
my angel, I'd been untrue *
* Won't somebody
help me please *
* Tell me
what to do, Mr. Moon *
* Mr. Sun, tell her
she's the only one *
* Guide her
with your lovely light *
* Back into... *
Hey, get out.
* There's trouble in paradise *
* And heaven's not the same *
* The angels sit and cry *
Okay, boys,
what'll it be?
I'll have some of you, mama.
You'd like me, I know.
Oh, come on.
I think in your case,
I'd prefer a sheep.
* Mr. Moon, Mr. Sun *
* Tell her she's the only one *
Order something
or get out wise guys.
Okay, I'll have tea.
* There's trouble in paradise *
Tea?
What kind of
f*cking p*ssy are you?
Hey, Zonk.
* They say
it's such a shame *
Settle down, boys.
* Just like before *
* Then the trouble
in paradise will be no more *
* Calling all angels,
calling all angels *
* Calling all angels, ooh *
Hey, honey, do you have
that apple cider ready
That I ordered for my daddy?
Sure, Josie.
I'll have it ready
for you in a moment.
Okay, great.
Can I also have a penny
for the gum machine?
Oh, sure.
Here's a dime,
play your favorite song.
Thanks.
And here's the penny
for your gum.
Thanks.
* Those oldies but goodies *
* remind me of you *
Excuse me sunshine,
wanna join us over here?
No, thanks.
Come here.
No.
Come on,
have a drink b*tch.
No, no.
Come on.
Hey, that kind of sh*t
don't go down in here.
Who's gonna stop us, you?
No, this is.
[g*nsh*t]
Just call my father.
No, Papa.
**
[Engine starts]
Josie.
[Josie]
[screaming]
Rotten creeps.
[Pam]
Go on, Bobby.
Then what happened?
Well, they all ended up
at this nearby ghost town
Called Lucas Carlisle's
Hellgate.
You'll never guess
what happened then.
Oh, you're right.
I can't guess.
Well, they entered the town...
[Engine runs]
Hey, there she is.
Well...
Get back there.
What the f*ck
are you looking at as*h*le?
Hey!
I'll get you.
**
[Engine revving]
Pull her shirt.
Pull her shirt.
Oh, she's trying to get away.
Look at her now.
Go.
Hey, come back here.
Come on.
Don't let anyone get to her.
Ah, come back here.
Help me,
hey, help.
[Man]
I haven't f*cked [indistinct]
[Zonk]
What a sweet a*s?
Help me, help.
Over there, go!
Hello, baby.
We have her, over there.
Come back here.
It's [indistinct]
Take those panties off.
Come on.
Daddy, daddy.
Strangers, leave
my daughter alone.
Daddy, daddy.
[Bobby]
After that night, Lucas changed.
He hated all strangers.
**
Buzz was never seen again.
And what about the girl?
Was she dead?
Some say so.
Others say she's still up there
on Hellgate Road, waiting.
Waiting for what?
Waiting for
unsuspecting driver's
Then leading them
into a trap.
Gives me the shivers.
I wish Matt would get here.
Chuck, does
grad school finish late?
Yeah, UCLA grad school
is always late.
Do you think he's gonna be able
to find this place in the dark?
No problem.
I personally gave him
those directions.
Oh, no, he'll get lost
for sure then.
Oh, no, he won't.
Sometimes it just takes
a little longer.
[Chuck]
He'll get here.
**
That dumb son of a b*tch.
I can't read this.
Jesus.
Yeah, what do you want?
How do I get to Sierra Forest?
What the f*ck do you think
that is, Beverly Hills?
Excuse me?
The mountains,
that's Sierra Forest.
Oh, oh, oh, well, look.
I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
Could you put ten bucks
in the tank?
Yeah, sure.
[Thunder rumbling]
**
Hello, big boy.
You want it hot and black?
Excuse me?
I mean the coffee?
Oh, oh, the coffee.
Sounds great.
Don't you just love
these oldies?
Oh, yeah.
They're great.
I mean, maybe you can
help me out, hmm.
Uh-hmm.
Do you know where this is?
Yeah, sure.
Take a right just be
on the station
At the fork in the road.
It's towards Hellgate
But anyone who goes
near that place is nuts.
Why is that?
Because they're all crazy
around there.
Ain't that right, Sheriff.
You're right kid.
I wouldn't go anywhere
near the place if I were you.
Hell, even I don't go there
unless it was necessary.
Thank you.
Could you do me a favor?
Anything.
Would you give this
To King Kong next door?
Sure.
Damn, kids.
Look, do you guys want to hear
the rest of my story or not?
Well, I was kind of
hoping it was over.
Well, it's not.
Yeah, go on, Bobby.
Well, you see there was this man
Jonas worked for Lucas?
Kind of like a caretaker.
Looked after the place.
Jonas tried to do his best
But there was
a highway diversion
And not much business.
[Bobby]
No business,
not much money.
So the ghost town got pretty
dilapidated pretty quickly.
Anyhow, one day while
Jonas was doing his rounds,
He entered
this old gold mine display
To carry out repairs.
While he was in there
He discovered
something really weird.
**
**
[Bobby]
Jonas being a loyal employee,
He headed down
to the Lucas mansion
To report
on what he had found.
What is it?
That's the strangest thing
I ever laid eyes on.
And I was... I was
working away fixing them signs
Like you said then...
And then it was this bat
flying around.
It was flying around,
flying around.
Gets... it was
getting on my nerves
Then I took my shovel
and I hit this bat.
I k*lled it,
now that bat was dead.
He was real dead lying
on the ground there.
When I turned around
to get on my working
Then I see among the rocks there
Sort of blue haze,
"Now what in the heaven
is that?" I said.
And I reach forward.
Careful, careful,
Because I didn't know
what was in there.
And I pulled this thing out.
And I'm holding
and I'm looking at it
And sort of blue beam
Comes out of it
And it hits that dead bat
And that bat
sort of shook itself
And it came alive.
And it started flying around,
good as new.
And that g*dd*mn bat started
chasing me all over the place.
Everywhere I went,
I was really scared,
I'm telling you.
What do you think of that?
**
Josie.
[Chimes]
**
And the point of this story is.
Well, some people say
that Lucas had discovered
A way of returning life
of some kind to the dead.
And strange powers
of the Crystal
Caused weird things
to happen.
[Bobby]
By now, Lucas had found
a way to control the Crystal
Because he loved
his daughter so much.
He brought her back
to life to avenge her death.
[Indistinct]
strangers to Hellgate
Where they'll k*ll them.
This can't be the right road.
**
sh*t,
Come on,
just a little bit further.
Come on.
Holy sh*t.
What the hell is
the matter with you,
Are you out of your mind?
Hey?
Are you all right?
I have to go home.
Lucas, he's [indistinct]
Well, I'm sorry that I yelled
at you, it's just...
It just that I almost
ran you down.
You were standing
in the middle of the road.
Are you cold?
Here.
Get in the car
I'll take you home.
Where do you live?
Up there.
[Beam sound]
What... you wanna
hear some music?
* I'll always remember,
the first time we met *
I love this old stuff.
Me too.
* I never will forget *
My name is Josie.
Oh, well my name
is Matt Coleman
From LA, hi.
Actually I'm from
the Valley.
Hey, you're very cold.
Where are you going Matt?
Well, actually
I'm a little bit lost,
This isn't the road
to Sierra forest is it?
Damn it, I knew it, okay.
Where does this road go?
Hellgate.
Hellgate.
What... is that a town?
Well, maybe somebody up there
Will be able to give
me directions.
[Dog howling]
Jesus Christ.
What the hell was that?
Don't stop.
What was that?
What?
That light
in the graveyard.
Nothing,
it's just a light.
Ah.
**
Why are they all staring at us?
Ignore them,
they're just strangers.
Everyone in town is a stranger.
Uh-hmm.
Josie are you all right?
Uh-hmm.
Josie?
Josie, what is it?
I'm not like them.
I don't belong here.
[Crickets chirp]
You live here
Along with Herman Munster?
Just go away Matt.
I am not going anywhere
Until I find out
that you're okay.
All right.
If that's the way you want it,
I'll just go into town
And get directions
from someone there.
No, don't go back there.
**
Come inside
just for a little while.
**
[Dog howls]
**
Look, I'm really...
I really can't do this.
I'm so...
I'm so... I'm sorry.
But you make me crazy.
Do you want
some wine, Matt?
No.
Uh-hmm.
Look what you've done.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry... I...
**
Josie.
Josie.
Jesus.
I want this one.
You better
go away, Matt.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's okay.
You better go,
it's okay, it's okay.
**
Oh, sh*t.
Come on.
Start, damn it.
[Engine running]
I wanted him,
I really wanted him.
[Chuck]
Yeah, Bobby, it's good.
[Moaning]
[Chuck]
Oh, yeah, oh.
That was good
for me.
I wish I could say
the same.
Yeah, well, maybe
if you smoke that...
Cigarette after
instead of during.
Well, if I could tell
the difference,
I would.
[Engine running]
Hey, guys,
[Pam]
Matt's here.
Oh, great.
Now we can go
and eat.
Yeah.
Like I worked up
such an appetite.
Chuck, why don't you help him
get the stuff out of the car?
Where the hell
have you been?
I've been blazing
with your girl
Half the night.
I got lost.
Thanks to your g*dd*mn
directions.
Did you bring
my water ski?
What the f*ck happened
to my ski?
Look, Chuck,
I want to tell you
What happened to me.
This was my favorite ski.
Chuck, I really need to tell you
what happened to me tonight.
Do you know what it'll cost
to replace this?
You know,
you're an as*h*le.
You really are.
I mean it.
Oh, I'm so glad
you're here.
I was getting worried.
Where have you been?
God, you're freezing.
Why didn't you wear
your jacket?
It's a really
long story.
Well, come tell me
all about it.
Yes, dear.
[Moaning]
And that's the story.
The whole story?
Yeah, the whole story.
Ow.
Will you massage up
a little higher?
You know, I don't know why
I'm rubbing your back.
I'm the one
who's tense.
I'm tensed too.
I haven't seen you
in a whole day.
So this girl
you picked up.
I did not
pick her up.
You know, picking up
is going,
"Hey, baby,
how about a ride?"
I didn't do that.
I told you,
I almost ran her down.
So I gave her
a ride home.
You gave her
a ride home?
Well, she was in shock,
what was I supposed to do?
Well, was she pretty?
She's all right.
All right?
She's okay.
Okay?
She was pretty good.
Pretty good?
But not as good
as you.
Well, did she have
a nice body?
It was nothing
to write home about.
Uh-huh.
It...
It was all right.
All right?
Uh-hmm, it was okay.
Okay?
Not bad.
Not bad?
But not as good
as yours.
Look, just answer me
one question.
What?
What was she really like?
I'm not going
to tell you that.
I won't get mad.
You promise?
Promise.
Swear to God.
I swear to God.
She was...
[Thunder and lightning]
Fan-freaking-tastic.
Oh, I'm going
to k*ll you.
How about an encore?
Again?
Come on.
My God,
you're insatiable.
I haven't seen you
for a whole day.
I got an idea.
What?
Why don't you do me?
I did you last time.
Yeah...
you could do it again.
I've got
a better idea.
Uh-hmm.
Private Coleman.
Yes, sir?
Assume position.
Yes, sir.
Down scope.
[Thunder and lightning]
* I'm dying *
* Now, I'm alone *
* I'm sitting here crying *
* If only they have *
* Those dances and games *
* I know where to find him *
* And all my old friends *
* Does she look the same *
Oh, such a pretty face.
* And the heartbeat *
* You're a thousand *
* Miles away *
* And the medallions *
* With the letter M *
* Sacred just
with [indistinct] *
Oh, what's with him?
Oh, he'll be fine.
He's just cold.
Well, then you better
keep him warm,
I sure would.
Hey, what's with Chuck?
What do you mean?
Well, I always thought
he had this huge appetite.
He does.
But it's impossible to pull
him away from the TV set
When Miami Vice is on.
Poor Chuck.
He is an as*h*le.
He really is.
I really mean it.
Hey, come on, guys.
He can't help it
if he wants
To be like Don Johnson.
Fat chance.
Well,
We'll take him back
a prior time or 6:00.
So you're on
your funky mood now?
I don't know.
I get attacked by this maniac
with a laser beam
And you two try
and explain it away
By telling me
a ghost story.
But it all fits
with the legend, Matt.
There is no g*dd*mn legend.
Those people are real.
That girl is real.
She could be in trouble.
I should go to the police.
Everybody around here
has heard that story.
Nobody would believe you.
Here we go.
Let's see.
Who gets the apple pie?
We do.
You know,
just once in my life,
I would like to order
an apple pie
And eat it all by myself,
Alone,
Without any help.
But don't you
like to share?
No, dear.
Excuse me,
Could I ask
you a question?
Yeah, sure.
Have you ever heard
of the Hellgate Attacker?
Have I ever?
Every drunken
lunatic in these parts
Have claimed
to see it at least twice
In the last 30 years.
Hey, give me another
cup of coffee, will you?
Don't say I told you.
But do you
see that big slob
Down in that couch there?
That song,
he started up all those stories.
That song?
Hey, that's the guy
who was
With Buzz that night.
That's the story
he told a lot then.
A lot of people think
that he made Buzz his supper
All by himself.
The sheriff even
searched all the old hog shacks
For his buddy.
And yet,
he never found a trace.
What did I do?
You enjoyed that.
What did I do?
Here be a part.
You mean it.
Guys,
Guys, can I drive?
Sure.
Oh, good.
I love to chauffeur.
Now we could
switch in the back.
Bobby, stop here.
What are we doing here?
I don't know.
Well,
what are you looking for?
I don't know.
How are you gonna find
anything if you don't know
What you're looking for?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Look, I just got
this instinct.
Oh, great. I'm going
out with a clairvoyant.
You'll love it.
Hardly.
Come on.
Shh.
Who needs him?
Hey, this is just like
the guy we saw tonight.
Michael Buzz Collins,
Leader of the notorious
strangers' motorcycle g*ng
Was reported missing
in the rugged Sierra Forest
By fellow g*ng member,
Charles Taylor today.
According
to Sheriff James Carswell,
Taylor was said to be
suffering from shock
And blood loss as the result
of severe wounds.
Sheriff Carswell refused to
comment on Taylor's story,
The bizarre encounter of tourist
ghost town of Hellgate.
You know, well, you might
have seen someone tonight,
But it wasn't him.
This paper is more than
Oh, yeah. Well,
maybe this guy got a twin.
Oh, let's just get out
of here.
Would you wait a minute,
please?
Can we talk?
Oh, Jesus, look at this.
Look, I just...
I want to know what happened
to you up at Hellgate.
I don't talk about that.
I don't never talk
about that.
You come here
and laugh at me.
You think it's funny?
No, no, really I don't.
It's not funny at all.
Just let him go.
He was there
tonight up in Hellgate.
He saw her and Buzz.
You're playing a trick
on me all.
I'm not.
Nobody believed me.
First, they said
I k*lled Buzz.
Then they said
I was crazy.
I was a warlord
of the strangers,
The enforcer.
Now, they laugh at me.
Me, all on the run.
Ought to stayed there
and k*lled him.
Well,
I'm going back
up there tonight.
You're gonna what?
I wanna find out
who that is up there.
Do you wanna come?
Back there?
Come on.
Bobby start the car.
Come on, let's get Chuck.
Don't go up there.
You'll get him started
all over again.
Darling, Matt,
I've waited so long for you,
So very long.
And now
you're coming back to me.
[Matt]
What a prince of a guy.
[Bobby]
What the hell happened in there?
Matt told him
we were going to Hellgate.
That's all?
You just told him
we're going to Hellgate
And he went nuts?
Well, he cried first.
Oh, that's just great.
And when are you planning
on going up there, Indiana?
Now.
[Chuck]
Matt, it's the middle
of the g*dd*mn night, okay?
[Matt]
Hey, that's the time they
come out to play in Hellgate.
[Bobby]
Who?
[Matt]
I don't know.
[Matt]
I don't know what they are.
Well,
There it is.
So this is the cemetery
you were talking about.
Yeah.
It's a nice jerky place.
That's because people
are dying to get in there,
Get it?
Yeah, yeah, which
is a great situation.
They died of a spell.
Shh.
Wow, how can
we get out of here?
Why?
Well,
It's the dead center
of town.
I wanna take a look around.
Well, I'm coming too.
God, look at this place.
Coleman, you are one
seriously deranged
Son of a b*tch.
I hope you know that.
I know that.
This [indistinct] are old,
Real old.
Mary Carler,
Native of London,
England died at the age of 19,
k*lled by a runaway horse.
That's what's it said.
John Morgan, age 17
Died in a mine fire.
He came to this mountain
dreaming of the gold,
k*lling kids from everywhere.
Some of them struck rich,
But most of them
ended up here.
[Bobby]
He died so young.
You know,
That's why they say
that Hellgate is haunted.
The cooked
that spooky story.
It's true,
Chuck, all of it.
Yeah, but this is not
the right time or place.
Come on, you guys.
Let's get this over with.
Yeah.
The blue light came
from over there.
Oh, now look.
This is her.
This is the girl that
I almost ran down tonight.
This is someone's
sick joke.
[Pam]
Josie Carlyle,
Beloved daughter of Lucas...
Oh, god that's my
jacket.
died at the hands
of the strangers.
Matt.
I believe we have to
see the b*tch who did this.
No, let's just
go back to the camp.
No.
Why not?
I can't.
I don't know why not.
Try to understand,
this is something
That I got to do.
[Matt]
We're going to go up there.
Darling, Matt.
And I'm going to get this
son of a b*tch who did this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm with you buddy.
Well, thanks, buddy.
This is getting
too spooky for me.
I'm getting out of here.
Bobby.
Pam.
[Thunder]
[Pam]
Where is he going?
Chuck. Chuck.
Okay, fine,
Let's go.
Let's find that little
sucker.
Chuck,
I'm really not in the mood
for this, Chuck.
**
[Matt]
Chuck.
[Bobby]
Where are you?
I'm chuck.
[Screaming]
Got you.
Did you see that?
Where'd you get
this thing?
I found it in the backseat.
That's pretty good,
man.
Oh, I ain't
falling for that here.
No, it's not that.
It's not that.
I'm not going
to do that really.
No.
I swear, I swear
I'm not... I swear.
I swear.
You swear?
I swear.
Okay.
You know,
You're an as*h*le.
You really are,
I mean it.
We mean it.
[Chuck]
Coleman.
Coleman,
you're such a liar.
Oh, come on.
I don't want to do that.
I want do that because
I hate you so much.
[Chuck]
You made me do this.
I don't want...
All right, fine.
[Pam]
I am melting.
[Bobby]
Yeah, it's coming from here.
[Chuck]
My sweetheart.
My God, it's her.
Who?
[Matt]
The girl.
What girl?
[Matt]
The one that
I drove home tonight.
You know,
I think you're really
Obsessed with this woman.
[Bobby]
Pam.
Pam, Jesus.
[Bobby]
Pam, relax.
[Chuck]
Coleman has been
studying too hard again.
[Matt]
Pam.
Jesus, Pam, come on.
[Chuck]
Pam, come on.
Give me a break.
[Pam]
Yeah, okay.
God, I hate it when
you're begging with me.
[Matt]
That's my girl.
Now, now, girls.
[Zombies growling]
Strangers.
[Thunder clap]
**
This is a classic.
What is this, a junkyard?
Maybe they belong
to a collector.
You don't know much
about car collectors, do you?
This car was driven here
and abandoned.
Wait a minute,
how do you know that?
Take a look at
this registration certificate.
This '28 Dodge was last
registered in 1961.
Somebody drove it here
and just left the keys in it.
Well, that's crazy.
Why would someone abandon
a classic beauty like this?
They wouldn't.
[Zombie screams]
Did you guys hear that?
Just listen you guys,
I have a great idea.
What do you say
we rent a tow bar
And we haul a couple
of these babies back to LA?
I have an uncle...
He can register it.
What...
hey, come on.
I'm being serious here.
You're dreaming, Chuck.
You're dreaming, Chuck.
You're dreaming, Chuck.
Do you believe that guy?
Yeah, right.
I have never met anybody
who tries turn a buck
So fast and so bad at it.
The kid's [indistinct].
Do you remember that time
we were in New York
And trying to get that guy
to sell him his...
[Shrieks]
[Bobby]
Chuck,
Something grabbed me.
[Engines revving]
f*ck.
sh*t.
Let's get out
of here, guys.
Come on!
**
I like it in here even less
than I liked it out there.
Me too.
[Heavy breathing]
Hey, guys, my ankle's
really sore.
I think I may
have twisted it.
Terrific.
Hey, Chuck, there's got
to be another way
Out through here.
Why don't you check behind
those curtains?
Sure.
Hey, you know what?
It sounds like the noise
has died down a bit.
Hey, this looks just like
The curtains they have
in those game shows.
Curtain number one.
Follow me.
Chuck.
She's a zombie.
Matt.
Matt, don't leave me, Matt.
Okay, there's a way
out through here.
Let's see if we can find
a phone.
I'm not moving.
Bobby, you can't stay here.
It's not safe anymore.
You know,
hold on, hold on.
It's all clear out there.
Look at me.
Let's go find
the jeep, okay?
Yeah, hey, that's
a terrific idea.
We'll see if we
can find a phone.
Maybe we can get some help.
We'll meet you at the saloon.
Great.
Hey, listen you,
guys, I...
I'm really sorry
that I got you
Mixed up into this.
I thought we'd have
a little adventure, you know,
After exams and everything.
And I...
I didn't think it
would turn out like this.
It's all my fault,
I'm sorry.
I promise you
We'll get out of this,
we will.
[Keys jingling]
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine,
let's just go.
Come on.
sh*t.
What?
Damn keys.
What about the damn keys?
They're not here.
Well, where are they?
Just pass me
that flashlight.
I'm gonna go
find the keys.
Be careful.
**
Chuck!
[Bobby]
[screaming]
[Sobs]
[Lucas]
[laughs]
[Bobby]
[sobs]
**
[Thunder clap]
[Bobby]
[screams]
[Piano playing]
Okay, come on.
[Piano continues playing]
Bobby.
It's okay, it's okay,
It's us.
Calm down.
Bobby, that's just
a player piano.
It plays all by itself...
now, calm down.
Shh, shh.
It's okay,
you're safe now.
Shh...
Now, Bobby,
Bobby, listen to me.
Where is Chuck?
It was him.
Who?
It was him.
Who?
The guy you
told me about.
The one who looks
like Frankenstein's brother?
Yeah.
He... he... he...
Come on.
Chuck's dead.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
We got to get
out of here, now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, let... let's blow
this pop stand.
No f*cking way.
I'm not going out there.
Okay, you
wanna stay here?
You stay right here.
You stay here
and you don't move.
Matt, you're
just gonna leave her
Alone in a saloon?
You got a better place
for her to hide?
All right, listen to me.
We're gonna go and we're
gonna get some help.
We'll be back
as soon as we can.
Promise me
you will not move.
Come on.
Don't drink.
Come on, come on.
It's okay.
Ladies and gentlemen.
[Drum roll]
Here we all are then,
aye, atop Hotel Astor
In the beautiful
crystal blue Flamingo Ballroom.
Funny, I always thought
flamingos had pink ba*ls.
But that's another story.
We've got some
lovely ladies for you tonight
Direct from g*y Paree.
Do you know
the difference between a girl
From g*y Paree
and the Eiffel Tower?
Not everyone's been
up the Eiffel Tower.
But on with the show.
We've got some lovely ladies.
Let me introduce
them to you as they come.
On my
left-hand side, here's Annie.
[Drum roll]
On my right, Rebecca.
[Drum roll]
The lovely lady
with the great pins is Janette.
[Drum roll]
And get these pair
of knockers, here's Karen.
[Drum roll]
And last,
but certainly not least,
Your favorite
and mine, the delectable,
The delightful, Bobby.
[Drum roll]
**
I still don't like
leaving Bobby
There all by herself.
Then why did you?
Because you
told me to, dear.
I told you to, light
of my life?
Hey, what was all
that crap about,
"Matt, she really
doesn't wanna leave?"
Well, what are we
doing here?
I told you,
We're going to make
a phone call.
How do you know
there's a phone inside?
Because when I took
that girl home, I saw it.
You went inside
the house?
Yes, I went
inside the house.
Oh, well, you didn't
tell me that part.
[Thunder clap]
Come on, let's go.
Give me the sheriff's
office, please.
This is an emergency.
Truckee Sheriff's Station.
Hello?
Oh, thank God, hello.
Listen, I can't talk long,
but there's somebody
Up at the Hellgate
that's trying to k*ll us.
Hello,
Hello?
[Phone clacking]
Hello?
**
**
[Bobby]
[screams]
What about the m*rder
at Hellgate?
Usual sh*t.
Damn kid
playing jokes.
You know, the little
b*stard hung up on me.
Have Murphy
bring in the drink.
I'd serve him mine
if I do.
You know that son of a b*tch
was half an hour
Late on duty tonight?
No sh*t?
Yeah.
No more hooker duty for him.
That will teach him.
[Dog howling]
**
Stranger.
[Screaming]
I don't want my body.
Pull yourself together.
Darling Matt,
We can be together
forever and ever.
I've waited so long
for you,
So very long.
Come on, Matt,
we're getting out of here.
Pam,
she told me you were gone.
I really don't think so.
Strangers.
k*ll the stranger.
Get out.
Josie.
Get out.
[Thunder clap]
Pam.
Yes, darling, I'm here.
I'll always be here.
Say you love me Matt,
only me,
And soon we can be together.
Get away from my boyfriend,
you b*tch.
Matt, let's go.
He's mine.
Take this you
zombie b*tch.
Come on, Matt,
Get in the jeep.
[Chuck]
There's no time.
Come on, Pam.
[Bobby]
Come with us.
[Thunder clap]
I really don't think so.
Come on...
go, go!
**
Matt?
Are you all right?
I'm okay.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
[Pam]
[screaming]
Oh, sh*t.
Get off the car,
you son of a b*tch.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on tight.
I'm gonna fix
this son of a b*tch.
sh*t.
Oh, sh*t.
Holy sh*t.
[Matt]
Hang on, we're
getting out of here.
[Pam]
Hey, why did we stop?
It's over,
he's dead.
[Pam]
Oh, God, I never thought
we'd get out of there.
You saved my life.
That was nothing.
Yes, it was.
**
Josie.
Josie.
I love you, Josie.
It was a joke.
I was kidding,
I was kidding.
Oh, very funny.
Come on, I know your
name isn't Josie.
That is not
a funny joke.
How can you say saying
something like that
At a time like this?
I knew that.
Oh, yeah, really?
You know, you really...
Just take me home.
With pleasure.
Holy sh*t.
**
Matt.
Matt, my darling.
* Sho-bee-doo-wap,
Sho-bee-doo-wap *
* Sho-bee-doo-wap,
Sho-bee-doo-wap *
* Sho-bee-doo-wap,
Sho-bee-doo-wap *
* Sho-bee-doo-wap,
Sho-bee-doo-wap *
* I knew someday *
* You'd come my way *
* It happened *
* It happened today *
* I knew somehow *
* That you would smile *
* And it happened *
* It happened today *
* I told everybody
that I'd win your heart *
* They said that
we would fall apart *
* Today, you said
you love just me *
* And now I'm
as happy as I can be *
* I knew someday *
* You'd come my way *
* It happened *
* It happened today *
* I told everybody
that I'd win your heart *
* They said that
we would fall apart *
* Today you said
you love just me *
* And now I'm
as happy as I can be *
* I knew someday *
* That I'd hear you say *
* You love me *
* Come what may *
* And it happened *
* It happened today *
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