Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour (2024)

[bunniefuu]

- All right. Let's do this.

- All right. Let's do it.

Let's do it.

'Cause it's the last show

Yeah, it's the last show

I love you guys so much!

Last two shows for a while.

I'm gonna miss you guys!

Aw.

Let's make LA and Netflix

our f*cking best!

- Go on three! One, two, three!

- Let's go!

Haven't heard from you

In a coupla months

I'm out right now

And I'm all f*cked up

You're calling my phone

You're all alone

And I'm sensing some undertones

I'm right here with all my friends

But you're sending me your new address

I know we're done

I know we're through

But God, when I look at you

- My brain goes

- Ahhh

Can't hear my thoughts

I cannot hear my thoughts

Like blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

- Should probably not

- I should probably, probably not

Seeing you tonight

It's a bad idea, right?

Seeing you tonight

It's a bad idea right?

Seeing you tonight

It's a bad idea right?

Seeing you tonight

f*ck it, it's fine

Yes, I know that he's my ex

But can't two people reconnect

I only see him as a friend

The biggest lie I ever said

Oh yes, I know that he's my ex

But can't two people reconnect

I only see him as a friend

I just tripped and fell into his bed

Now I'm getting in the car

Wrecking all my plans

I know I should stop

But I can't

And I told my friends I was asleep

But I never said where

Or in whose sheets

I pull up to your place

On the second floor

Standing smiling at the door

And I'm sure that I've seen hotter men

But I really can't remember when

My brain goes

Ahhh

I can't hear my thoughts

Like blah, blah, blah

Should probably not

Hey, seeing you tonight

What?

- It's a bad idea, right?

- Come on!

- Seeing you tonight

- It's a bad idea, right?

Hey, seeing you tonight

It's a bad idea, right?

Seeing you tonight

f*ck it, it's fine

Yes, I know that he's my ex

But can't two people reconnect

I only see him as a friend

The biggest lie I ever said

Oh yes, I know that he's my ex

But can't two people reconnect

I only see him as a friend

I just tripped and fell into his bed

Oh yes, I know that he's my ex

But can't two people reconnect

My brain goes, "Ahhh"

Can't hear my thoughts

Like blah, blah, blah

Should probably not

Blah

Blah

Blah

Blah

Cat got my tongue

And I don't think

I get along with anyone

Blood running cold

I'm on the outside

Of the greatest inside joke

And I hate all my clothes

Feels like my skin doesn't fit right

Over my bones

So I guess I should go

Party's done, I'm no fun

I know, I know, I know, I know

I broke a glass, I tripped and fell

I told secrets I shouldn't tell

I stumbled over all my words

I made it weird, I made it worse

Each time I step outside

It's social suicide

Wanna curl up and die

It's social suicide

Ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah

I laughed at the wrong time

Sat with the wrong guy

Searching how to start a conversation

On a website

Talked to this hot guy

Swore I was his type

He was making out with boys

Like the whole night

Everything I do is tragic

What?

Every guy I like is g*y

The morning after I panic

Oh God, what did I say?

I broke a glass, I tripped and fell

I told secrets I shouldn't tell

I stumbled over all my words

I made it weird, I made it worse

Each time I step outside

What?

It's social suicide

It's social suicide

Wanna curl up and die

It's social suicide

Yeah, when I'm alone I'm fine

Don't let me out at night

It's social suicide

Ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah

I broke a glass, tripped and fell

Told secrets I shouldn't tell

Stumbled over all my words

Made it weird, I made it worse

Each day that I'm alive

It's social suicide

Wanna curl up and die

It's social suicide

Don't let me out at night

Oh, it's social suicide

It's social suicide

Ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah

Thought your mom was your wife

Called you the wrong name twice

Can't think of a third line

La, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

How are you doing tonight, Los Angeles?!

Welcome to the GUTS World Tour!

Hometown show, baby.

Tonight is going to be

so much f*cking fun.

Here's what I want, okay?

I want everyone here, you guys,

I want you up out of your seats.

I want you to jump!

I want you to scream! I want you

to sing at the top of your lungs!

Can you do that for me, LA?

And tonight is very special.

I'm really, really grateful you're here.

Thank you so much for coming.

Muah.

I hate to give the satisfaction

Asking how you're doing now

How's the castle built off people

You pretend to care about?

Just what you wanted

Look at you, cool guy, you got it

I see the parties and the diamond

Sometimes when I close my eyes

Six months of t*rture you sold

As some forbidden paradise

I loved you truly

Gotta laugh at the stupidity

'Cause I've made

Some real big mistakes

You make the worst one look fine

I should've known it was strange

You only come out at night

I used to think I was smart

You made me look so nave

The way you sold me for parts

You sunk your teeth into me, oh

Bloodsucker, famefucker

Bleeding me dry like a g*dd*mn vampire

Every girl I ever talked to

Told me you were bad, bad news

You called them crazy

God, I hate the way

I called them crazy too

You're so convincing

How do you lie without flinching?

How do you lie?

How do you lie?

What a mesmerizing, paralyzing

f*cked up little thrill

Can't figure out just how you do it

And God knows I never will

Went for me and not her

What?

'Cause girls your age

Know better

I've made some real big mistakes

But you make the worst one look fine

I should've known it was strange

You only come out at night

I used to think I was smart

But you made me look so nave

The way you sold me for parts

You sunk your teeth into me, oh

Bloodsucker, famefucker

Bleeding me dry like a g*dd*mn vampire

You said it was true love

But wouldn't that be hard

You can't love anyone

'Cause that would mean you had a heart

I tried to help you out

Now I know that I can't

'Cause how you think's the kind of thing

I'll never understand

And I've made some real big mistakes

You make the worst one look fine

I should've known it was strange

You only come out at night

I used to think I was smart

You made me look so nave

The way you sold me for parts

You sunk your teeth into me, oh

Bloodsucker, famefucker

Bleeding me dry

Like a g*dd*mn vampire

Brown guilty eyes

And little white lies, yeah

I played dumb, but I always knew

That you talked to her

Maybe did even worse

I kept quiet so I could keep you

And ain't it funny

How you ran to her

The second that we called it quits

And ain't it funny

How you said you were friends

Now it sure as hell don't look like it

Can you sing it?

You betrayed me

And I know

That you'll never feel sorry

For the way I hurt, yeah

You talked to her

When we were together

Loved you at your worst

But that didn't matter

It took you two weeks

To go off and date her

Guess you didn't cheat

But what?

You're still a traitor

Now you bring her around

Just to shut me down

Show her off like she's a new trophy

I know if you were true

There's no damn way that you

Could fall in love with somebody

That quickly

And ain't it funny

All the twisted games

All the questions you used to avoid

Ain't it funny

Remember I brought her up

And you told me I was paranoid

You betrayed me

And I know

That you'll never feel sorry

For the way I hurt

You talked to her

When we were together

Loved you at your worst

But that didn't matter

It took you two weeks

To go off and date her

You didn't cheat

But you're still a traitor

God, I wish that

You had thought this through

Before I went

And fell in love with you

And when she's sleeping

In the bed we made

Don't you dare forget about the way

You betrayed me

'Cause I know

That you'll never feel sorry

For the way I hurt

You talked to her

When we were together

You gave me your word

But that didn't matter

It took you two weeks

To go off and date her

You didn't cheat

You're still

You're still a traitor

Yeah, you're still a traitor

God, I wish that

You had thought this through

Before I went

And fell in love with you

I got my driver's license last week

Just like we always talked about

'Cause you were so excited for me

To finally drive up to your house

But today I drove through the suburbs

Crying 'cause you weren't around

And you're probably

With that blonde girl

Who always made me doubt

She's so much older than me

She's everything I'm insecure about

Yeah, today I drove

Through the suburbs

'Cause how could

I ever love someone else?

And I know we weren't perfect

But I've never felt this way

For no one

And I just can't imagine

How you could be so okay

Now that I'm gone

I guess you didn't mean what you wrote

In that song about me

'Cause you said forever

Now I drive alone past your street

And all my friends are tired

Of hearing how much I miss you, but

I kinda feel sorry for them

'Cause they'll never know you

The way that I do, yeah

Today I drove through the suburbs

And pictured I was driving home to you

And I know we weren't perfect

But I've never felt this way

For no one

Oh, and I just can't imagine

How you could be so okay

Now that I'm gone

I guess you didn't mean what you wrote

In that song about me

'Cause you said forever

Now I drive alone past your street

Sing it!

Red lights, stop signs

I still see your face

In the white cars, front yards

Can't drive past the places

We used to go to

'Cause I still f*ck' love you, babe

Sidewalks we crossed

I still hear your voice

In the traffic, we're laughing

Over all the noise

God, I'm so blue, know we're through

But I still f*ck' love you, babe

I know we weren't perfect

But I've never felt this way

For no one

Will you sing it with me?

And I just can't imagine

How you could be so okay

Now that I'm gone

'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote

In that song about me

You said forever

Now I drive alone past your street

Yeah, you said forever

Now I drive alone past your street

Damn.

LA, you guys are making me blush up here.

sh*t.

So I wrote this next song

a few days before my nineteenth birthday.

And, um, back then,

I was so terrified of change,

and I was especially afraid of growing up.

And I'd, like, cry

at all my birthday parties as a child.

Very, very emo.

Now that I'm 21,

I don't feel afraid of growing up at all.

In fact, I'm really, really

looking forward to it.

And, um, if I could give any advice

to the 18-year-old girl

who wrote this song,

I'd tell her not to worry so much,

and that she has no idea

how many magical, magical things are

waiting just around the corner for her.

So, uh, with that, here's "teenage dream."

When am I gonna stop

Being wise beyond my years

And just start being wise

When am I gonna stop

Being a pretty young thing to guys

I love you!

When am I gonna stop

Being great for my age

And just start being good

When will it stop being cool

To be quietly misunderstood

I'll blow out the candles

Happy birthday to me

Got your whole life ahead of you

You're only 19

But I fear that they already got

All the best parts of me

And I'm sorry that I couldn't

Always be your teenage dream

When does wide-eyed affection

And all good intentions

Start to not be enough?

When will everyone have every reason

To call all my bluffs?

When are all my excuses

Of learning my lessons

Gonna start to feel sad?

Will I spend all the rest of my years

Wishing I could go back?

I'll blow out the candles

Happy birthday to me

Got your whole life ahead of you

You're only 19

But I fear that they already got

All the best parts of me

And I'm sorry that I couldn't

Always be your teenage dream

They all say that it gets better

It gets better the more you grow

Yeah, they all say that it gets better

It gets better, but what if I don't?

They all say that it gets better

It gets better the more you grow

Yeah, they all say that it gets better

It gets better, but what if I don't?

They all say that it gets better

It gets better the more you grow

Yeah, they all say that it gets better

It gets better, but what if I don't?

They all say that it gets better

It gets better the more you grow

Yeah, they all say that it gets better

It gets better, but what if I don't?

Hi.

My name's Olivia. I'm five years old,

and it's a real honor to be here tonight.

Are you excited

about your first show?

Yeah.

Do you have any fans

in the audience?

Yes. Thank you. I love you!

I just wanted

to sing a little song

to my friends and family over there.

Starting now.

Bought a bunch of makeup

Tryna cover up my face

I started to skip lunch

Eating cake on birthdays

I bought a new prescription

To try and stay calm

Because there's

Always something missing

There's always something in the mirror

That I think looks wrong

When pretty isn't pretty enough

What do you do?

And everybody's keeping it up

So you think it's you

And I could change up my body

And change up my face

Try every lipstick in every shade

But I'd always feel the same

'Cause pretty

Isn't pretty enough anyways

And you can win the battle

But you'll never win the w*r

You fix the things you hated

And you'd still feel so insecure

And I try to ignore it

It's everything I see

It's on the poster on the wall

It's in the shitty magazines

It's in my phone, it's in my head

In all the boys I bring to bed

It's all around, it's all the time

I don't know why I even try -

When pretty isn't pretty enough

What do you do?

And everybody's keeping it up

So you think it's you

And I could change up my body

And change up my face

Try every lipstick in every shade

And I'd always feel the same

'Cause pretty isn't pretty enough

And I bought all the clothes

That they told me to buy

Some dumb ideal

My whole f*cking life

And none of it matters

And none of it ends

You just feel like sh*t

Over and over again

Oh, oh

No, it'll never change

Pretty isn't pretty enough

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Everybody's keeping it up

Pretty isn't pretty enough

I told my friends you were the one

After I'd known you like a month

And then you kissed some girl

From high school

I stayed in bed for like a week

When you said space was what you need

Waited by my phone like a g*dd*mn fool

Now it don't mean a thing

God, love's f*cking embarrassing

Just watch as I crucify myself

For some weird second string loser

Who's not worth mentioning

My God, love's embarrassing as hell

And I consoled you while you cried

Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy

My God, how could I be so stupid

You found a new version of me

And I damn near started World w*r III

Jesus, what was I even doing

'Cause now it don't mean a thing

God, love's f*cking embarrassing

Just watch as I crucify myself

For some weird second string loser

Who's not worth mentioning

My God, love's embarrassing as hell

I give up, give up

I give up everything

I placed my bets

It's not worth anything

I give up, give up

But I keep coming back for more

Now it don't mean a thing

God, love's f*cking embarrassing

Watch as I crucify myself

Hah, hah, hah

For some weird second string loser

Who's not worth mentioning

My God, love's embarrassing as hell

I give up, give up

I give up everything

I'm planning out my wedding

With some guy I'm never marrying

I'm giving up, I'm giving up

But I keep coming back for more

LA, will you give it up

for my beautiful dancers?

Oh, and tonight...

tonight would be very, very boring

without this talented band.

Can I please hear a huge round of

applause for Ms. Camila on the keys?

Anilee and India on the vocals.

How do you lie?

How do you lie? How do you lie?

Ms. Emily on guitar.

Whoo!

Daisy on guitar!

Ms. Moa on the bass!

And finally, Hayley on the drums!

Yeah!

Oh yeah!

sh*t.

Well, how the hell are we feeling, LA?!

Are we ready for another song?

I want it so I got it

Did it so it's done

Another thing I ruined

I used to do for fun

Another piece of plastic

I could just throw away

Another conversation

With nothing good to say

I thought it so I said it

Took it 'cause I can

Another day pretending

I'm older than I am

Another perfect moment

That doesn't feel like mine

Another thing I forced to be a sign

Well, sometimes I feel like

I don't wanna be where I am

Getting drunk at a club

With my fair-weather friends

Push away all the people

Who know me the best

But it's me who's been making the bed

I'm so tired

Of being the girl that I am

Every good thing

Has turned into something I dread

And I'm playing the victim

So well in my head

But it's me who's been making the bed

Me who's been making the bed

Pull the sheets over my head

Making the bed

Every night I wake up

From this one recurring dream

Where I'm driving through the city

The brakes go out on me

And I can't stop at the red light

I can't swerve off the road

I read somewhere it's 'cause

My life feels so out of control

So I tell someone I love them

Just as a distraction

They tell me that they love me

Like I'm some tourist attraction

They're changing my machinery

And I just let it happen

I got the things I wanted

It's just not what I imagined

Sometimes I feel like

I don't wanna be where I am

Getting drunk at a club

With my fair-weather friends

Push away all the people

Who know me the best

But it's me who's been making the bed

I'm so tired

Of being the girl that I am

Every good thing

Has turned into something I dread

And I'm playing the victim

So well in my head

But it's me who's been making the bed

Me who's been making the bed

Pull the sheets over my head

Making the bed

Sometimes I feel like

I don't wanna be where I am

Counting all of the beautiful things

I regret

But it's me who's been making the bed

Me who's been making the bed

Pull the sheets over my head

Making the bed

Oh

Master manipulator

God you're so good at what you do

Come for me like a savior

I'd put myself through hell for you

Hear all the rumors lately

That you always denied

Hi, guys!

I fell for you like water

Falls from the February sky

But now the current's stronger

I couldn't get out if I tried

But you convinced me, baby

It was all in my mind

Hello!

And now you got me thinking

Two plus two equals five

And I'm the love of your life

'Cause if rain don't pour

And sun don't shine

Changing you is possible

I guess love is never logical

Hey, there. Hi!

You built a giant castle

With walls so high I couldn't see

The way it all unraveled

And all the things you did to me

You lied, you lied, you lied

Oh, now you got me thinking

Two plus two equals five

I'm the love of your life

'Cause if rain don't pour

And sun don't shine

Changing you is possible

Hey, guys!

I guess love is never logical

The sky is green, the grass is red

You mean all those words you said

I'm sure that girl

Is really your friend

Our problems are all solvable

Hello!

'Cause loving you is loving

Every argument you held over my head

Brought up the girls

You could have instead

I'm too young, and I'm too soft

Can't take a joke, can't get you off

Why do I do this?

I look so stupid thinking

Two plus two equals five

I'm the love of your life

'Cause if rain don't pour

And sun don't shine

Changing you is possible

No, love is never logical

Logical, logical

Love is never logical

I know I'm half responsible

And that makes me feel horrible

Oh, logical, logical

Love is never logical

I know I could've stopped it all

Why didn't I stop it all?

Logical, logical

Love is never logical

I know I'm half responsible

And that makes me feel horrible

Oh logical, logical

Love is never logical

I know I could've stopped it all

Why didn't I stop it all?

How the hell are you doing back here, LA?

It is so good to be home.

It's so good to play these shows in LA.

I feel so lucky

that I get to play six shows

in my hometown.

I'm, uh...

I'm so lucky.

This next song is, um...

is from my first album, SOUR.

That album changed my life

in so many ways,

and it is, uh, very near and dear

to my heart.

And this is actually

my personal favorite off of that album.

And it's called "enough for you."

So sing along if you know it!

I wore makeup when we dated

'Cause I thought you'd like me more

If I looked like the other prom queens

I know that you loved before

Tried so hard

To be everything that you liked

Just for you to say

You're not the compliment type

Hi, guys!

And I knew how you took your coffee

And your favorite songs by heart

I read all of your self-help books

So you'd think that I was smart

Stupid, emotional, obsessive little me

I knew from the start

This is exactly how you'd leave

You found someone more exciting

The next second you were gone

And you left me there crying

Wondering what I did wrong

You always say I'm never satisfied

But I don't think that's true

'Cause all I ever wanted

Was to be enough for you

All I ever wanted

Was to be enough for you

Hello!

Maybe I'm just not as interesting

As the girls you had before

But God, you couldn't have cared less

About someone who loved you more

I'd say you broke my heart

But you broke much more than that

Now I don't want your sympathy

I just want myself back

Before you found someone more exciting

The next second you were gone

And you left me there crying

Wondering what I did wrong

You always say I'm never satisfied

But I don't think that's true

'Cause all I ever wanted

Was to be enough

Don't you think I loved you too much

To be used and discarded

I loved you too much

To think I deserve nothing

But don't tell me you're sorry, boy

Feel sorry for yourself

'Cause someday I'll be everything

To somebody else

They'll think that I am so exciting

You'll be the one who's crying

Yeah, you always say I'm never satisfied

But I don't think that's true

You say I'm never satisfied

But that's not me it's you

'Cause all I ever wanted

Was to be enough

Hi!

But I don't think

Anything could ever be enough

For you

Enough for you, oh

No, nothing's enough for you

Lacy, oh, Lacy

Skin like puff pastry

Aren't you the sweetest thing

On this side of hell

Dear angel Lacy

Eyes white as daisies

Did I ever tell you

That I'm not doing well

Ooh, I care, I care, I care

Like perfume that you wear

I linger all the time

Watching hidden in plain sight

Ooh, I try, I try, I try

But it takes over my life

I see you everywhere

The sweetest t*rture one could bear

Oh, smart, sexy Lacy

I'm losing it lately

I feel your compliments

Like b*ll*ts on skin

Dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate

Well, aren't you the greatest thing

To ever exist

Ooh, I care, I care, I care

Like ribbons in your hair

My stomach's all in knots

You got the one thing that I want

Ooh, I try, I try, I try

Try to rationalize people are people

But it's like

You're made of angel dust

Lacy, oh, Lacy

It's like you're out to get me

You poison

Every little thing that I do

Lacy, oh, Lacy

I just loathe you lately

And I despise my jealous eyes

And how hard they fell for you

Yeah, I despise my rotten mind

And how much it worships you

LA, are we having fun?!

Oh, you guys, I'm so happy to be here

with all of you guys

in LA, my favorite place!

Oh, man!

Oh! I've been on tour for so long,

and it's so good to be home

with all my people

and sleep in my own bed

and drive my car.

It's wonderful.

Thank you.

The last leg before this one

that we're on now,

we were in Europe

for like two and a half months,

and it was so much fun,

and, um, you know,

we got to do all these cool things.

Like, we... we drank wine in Italy,

and ate escargot in France.

It's very, very fancy, but, um, gotta say,

it's just it's so good to be home

and eat a f*cking In-N-Out burger!

You know?

God, I missed it.

I actually did get a Double-Double

after the last show we played here, so...

So much fun. I'm a Cali girl.

But, uh... yeah, it's moments like that

and just being here and seeing all these,

like, cowboy hats

that remind me,

no matter how far I travel,

at the end of the day,

I really am just so American!

You know?

Drivin' on the

Right side road

He says I'm pretty

Wearing his clothes

And he's got hands that

Make hell seem cold

Feet on the dashboard

He's like a poem I wish I wrote

I wish I wrote

When he laughs at all my jokes

And he says I'm so American

Oh God, it's just not fair of him

To make me feel this much

I'll go anywhere he goes

And he says I'm so American

Oh God, I'm gonna marry him

If he keeps this sh*t up

I might just be in

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love

God, I'm so boring

And I'm so rude

Can't have a conversation

If it's not all about you

The way you dress

The books you read

I really love my bed

But man, it's hard to sleep

When he's with me

And he laughs at all my jokes

And he says I'm so American

Oh God, it's just not fair of him

To make me feel this much

I'll go anywhere he goes

And he says I'm so American

Oh God, I'm gonna marry him

If he keeps this sh*t up

I might just be in

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love

I apologize if it's

A little too much

Just a little too soon

But if the conversation

Ever were to come up

I don't wanna assume this stuff

Are you in love?

'Cause I'm in love

Love

He laughs at all my jokes

And he says I'm so American

Oh God, it's just not fair of him

To make me feel this much

I'll go anywhere he goes

And he says I'm so American

Oh God, I'm gonna marry him

If he keeps this sh*t up

I might just be in

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love

We love you, Liv.

Look at this hat!

It says, "Gays for Liv."

Thank you!

Thanks so much.

Oh!

Oh my God!

Look at that! We have one for Moa too!

Oh my God!

You're so thoughtful!

Usually, this is the... the part

of the show where I get a gift,

and Moa doesn't get a gift.

But I guess today, Moa,

you don't have to suffer

from that... jealousy anymore.

Thank you.

Okay, well, this song is

dedicated to you. You rock.

Here we go.

I kinda wanna throw my phone

Across the room

'Cause all I see

Are girls too good to be true

With paper white teeth, perfect bodies

Wish I didn't care

I know their beauty's not my lack

But it feels like

That weight is on my back

And I can't let it go

Co-comparison

Is k*lling me slowly

I think I think too much

'Bout kids who don't know me

And I'm so sick of myself

I'd rather be, rather be

Anyone, anyone else

My jealousy, jealousy

Started following me

Me

Started following me

Me

I see everyone getting

All the things that I want

I'm happy for them

But then again I'm not

Just cool vintage clothes

Vacation photos

I can't stand it

Oh God, I sound crazy

Their win is not my loss

I know it's true

But I can't help getting caught

Up in it all, yeah

Co-comparison

Is k*lling me slowly

I think I think too much

'Bout kids who don't know me

I'm so sick of myself

I'd rather be, rather be

Anyone, anyone else

My jealousy, jealousy

Let's go!

Your friends are so cool

You go out every night

In your daddy's nice car

You're living the life

Got a pretty face

A pretty boyfriend too

I wanna be you so bad

And I don't even know you

All I see is what I should be

Happier, prettier

Jealousy, jealousy

All I see is what I should be

I'm losing it, all I get's

Jealousy, jealousy

Co-comparison

Is k*lling me slowly

I think I think too much

'Bout kids who don't know me

And I'm so sick of myself

I'd rather be, rather be

Anyone, anyone else

Jealousy, jealousy

Oh, I'm so sick of myself

I'd rather be, rather be

Anyone, anyone else

Jealousy, jealousy

Started following me

Okay, you guys.

I have a very special surprise guest

for you tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen,

will you please welcome to the stage

my friend Chappell Roan!

Whoo! Let's go!

Five, six seven, eight!

I could be the one

Or your new addiction

It's all in my head

But I want non-fiction

I don't want the world

But I'll take this city

Who can blame a girl?

Call me hot, not pretty

- Baby, do you like this beat?

- Na, na, na, na

- I made it so you'd dance with me

- Na, na, na, na

- It's like a 199 degrees

- Na, na, na, na

When you're doing it with me

Doing it with me

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

Snap and clap and touch your toes

Raise your hands, now body roll

Dance it out, you're hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

Snap and clap and touch your toes

Raise your hands, now body roll

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

I woke up alone staring at my ceiling

I try not to care

But it hurts my feelings

You don't have to stare

Come here, get with it

No one's touched me there

In a damn hot minute

- Baby, don't you like this beat?

- Na, na, na, na

- I made it so you'd sleep with me

- Na, na, na, na

- It's like a 199 degrees

- Na, na, na, na

When you're doing it with me

Doing it with me

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

Snap and clap and touch your toes

Raise your hands, now body roll

Dance it out, you're hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

Snap and clap and touch your toes

Raise your hands, now body roll

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

What's it take to get your number?

What's it take to bring you home?

Hurry up, it's time for supper

Order up, I'm hot to go

What's it take to get your number?

Hurry up, it's getting cold

Hurry up, it's time for supper

Order up, I'm hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

You can take me hot to go

Chappell, is it hot in here?

It's hot in here.

Are you hot?

Huh. Let's get out of here, girl.

Let's go.

That was so much f*cking fun!

Wow. Thanks for doing that with me, guys.

How we doing on this side? We having fun?

Will you guys

say hello to my friend Daisy?

- Say, "Hi, Daisy."

- Hi, Daisy!

So, um...

I come up with ideas for songs

in the most random places.

It's actually quite frustrating.

Sometimes I feel like

I could be at home sitting at my piano,

with, like, a cup of tea

and my favorite pen,

and, like, no ideas will come out.

And then other times,

this happens quite often,

I'll be in the car,

and I'll come up with an idea,

and I'm like,

"Oh sh*t! This is so exciting!"

Then I have to pull over in my car

and write it down.

Then I'm like f*cking 15 minutes late

to wherever I'm supposed to go,

which is a big issue in my life.

I'm trying to work on that.

But, uh... And this song

that we're about to play for you,

I actually got the idea

while I was on set doing a scene,

and, um, the idea came to me

just as this one line,

"I hope you're happy,

but don't be happier."

And it popped into my brain,

and I was like,

"sh*t, that's kind of good."

So I ran into the bathroom,

and I locked myself in a stall,

and I recorded the very first chorus

into my phone.

So I'm... I'm very excited

to play it with you guys tonight.

I think it's gonna be much more fun

to play in a sold-out arena

than it was in a public bathroom.

Probably.

You know, better ambiance.

Well, here it comes.

It's called "happier."

We broke up a month ago

Your friends are mine, you know I know

You've moved on, found someone new

One more girl

Who brings out the better in you

And I thought my heart was detached

From all the sunlight of our past

But she's so sweet, she's so pretty

Does she mean you forgot about me?

Oh, I hope you're happy

Just not like how you were with me

I'm selfish, I know

I can't let you go

So find someone great

But don't find no one better

I hope you're happy

But don't be happier

And do you tell her

She's the most beautiful girl

You've ever seen?

An eternal love bullshit

You know you'll never mean

Remember when I believed

You meant it

When you said it first to me?

And now I'm pickin' her apart

Like cuttin' her down

Will make you miss my wretched heart

But she's beautiful, she looks kind

What?

She probably

Gives you butterflies

I hope you're happy

Just not like how you were with me

I'm selfish, I know

I can't let you go

So find someone great

But don't find no one better

I hope you're happy

I wish you all the best, really

Say you love her, baby

Not like you loved me

And think of me fondly

When your hands are on her

I hope you're happy

But don't be happier

I hope you're happy

Just not like how you were with me

I'm selfish, I know

I can't let you go

So find someone great

But don't find no one better

I hope you're happy

But don't be happier

Ooh.

That was pretty good.

Wasn't it good, Daisy?

You guys got pipes. Wow!

Do you guys want to

sing another one with us or what?

Okay, cool.

This one's called "favorite crime."

Know that I loved you so bad

I let you treat me like that

I was your willing accomplice, honey

And I watched as you fled the scene

Doe-eyed as you buried me

One heart broke, four hands bloody

The things I did

Just so I could call you mine

The things you did

Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

You used me as an alibi

I crossed my heart

As you crossed the line

And I defended you to all my friends

And now every time a siren sounds

I wonder if you're around

'Cause you know

That I'd do it all again

Oh, the things I did

Just so I could call you mine

The things you did

Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

And it's bittersweet to think

About the damage that we'd do

'Cause I was goin' down

But I was doin' it with you

Yeah, everything we broke

And all the trouble that we made

But I say that I hate you

With a smile on my face

Oh, look what we became

Oh, the things I did

Just so I could call you mine

Oh, the things you did

Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

Your favorite crime

'Cause, baby, you were mine

Car rides to Malibu

Strawberry ice cream

One spoon for two

Tradin' jackets

Laughin' 'bout

How small it looks on you

Ha-ha-ha-ha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha

Watching reruns of Glee

Bein' annoying, singin' in harmony

I bet she's braggin'

To all her friends

Sayin' you're so unique

Can you sing it?

So when you gonna tell her

That we did that, too?

She thinks it's special

But it's all reused

That was our place, I found it first

I made the jokes you tell to her

When she's with you

Do you get dj vu

When she's with you?

Do you get dj vu? Ah

Do you get dj vu? Ah

Do you call her, almost say my name?

'Cause let's be honest

We kinda do sound the same

Another actress

Oh, I hate to think

That I was just your type

And I bet that she knows Billy Joel

'Cause you played her "Uptown Girl"

You're singin' it together

Now I bet you even tell her

How you love her

In between the chorus and the verse

Ooh

So when you gonna tell her

We did that, too?

She thinks it's special

But it's all reused

That was the show we talked about

Played you the songs she's singing now

When she's with you

Do you get dj vu

When she's with you?

Do you get dj vu? Ah

Yeah, do you get dj vu?

Come on!

Strawberry ice cream in Malibu

Don't act like

We didn't do that sh*t, too

You're tradin' jackets

Like we used to do

Yeah

Everything is all reused

Play her piano, but she doesn't know

That I was the one

Who taught you Billy Joel

A different girl now

But there's nothing new

I know you get dj vu

Everyone on the left side,

are you gonna sing this one for me?

Ready?

I know you get dj vu

Everyone on the right side,

I think you can sing it louder.

Let's go!

I know you get dj vu

All right, everybody!

I love you.

All together now! Let me hear it!

I know you get dj vu

Yeah, I know you get dj vu

I have nightmares each week

About that Friday in May

One phone call from you

And my entire world was changed

Trust that you betrayed

Confusion that still lingers

You took everything I loved

And crushed it in between your fingers

And I doubt you ever think

About the damage that you did

I hold onto every detail

Like my life depends on it

My undying love

I hold it like a grudge

And I hear your voice

Every time that I think I'm not enough

And I try to be tough

But I wanna scream

How could anybody do the things

You did so easily?

And I say I don't care

I say that I'm fine

But you know I can't let it go

I've tried, I've tried

I've tried for so long

It takes strength to forgive

But I don't feel strong

I love you!

The arguments that I have won

Against you in my head

In the shower, in the car

And in the mirror before bed

I'm so tough when I'm alone

And I make you feel so guilty

And I fantasize about a time

You're a little f*cking sorry

And I try to understand

Why you would do this all to me

You must be insecure

You must be so unhappy

And I know in my heart

Hurt people hurt people

And we both drew blood, but

Man, those cuts

Were never equal

And I try to be tough

But I wanna scream

How could anybody

Do the things you did so easily?

And I say I don't care

I say that I'm fine

But you know I can't let it go

I've tried, I've tried

I've tried for so long

It takes strength to forgive

But I don't feel strong

Ooh

Do you think I deserved it all?

Ooh

Your flowers filled with vitriol?

You built me up to watch me fall

You have everything

And you still want more

I try to be tough

I try to be mean

But even after all this

You're still everything to me

And I know you don't care

I guess that that's fine

But you know I can't let it go

I've tried, I've tried

I've tried for so long

It takes strength to forgive but

I'm not quite sure I'm there yet

It takes strength to forgive but

I love you!

I love you, Olivia!

I love you!

I'm so insecure, I think

That I'll die before I drink

I'm so caught up in the news

Of who likes me, and who hates you

I'm so tired that I might

Quit my job, start a new life

And they'd all be so disappointed

'Cause who am I, if not exploited

I'm so sick of seventeen

Where's my f*cking

Teenage dream?

If someone tells me one more time

"Enjoy your youth," I'm gonna cry

And I don't stick up for myself

I'm anxious and nothing can help

And I wish I'd done this before

I wish people liked...

Jump!

All I did was try my best

This the kinda thanks I get?

Unrelentlessly upset

Uh, uh, oh

They say these are the golden years

But I wish I could disappear

Ego crush is so severe

God, it's brutal out here

I feel like no one wants me

And I hate the way I'm perceived

I only have two real friends

Lately, I'm a nervous wreck

'Cause I love people I don't like

I hate every song I write

I'm not cool, I'm not smart

I can't even parallel park

All I did was try my best

This the kinda thanks I get?

Unrelentlessly upset

Uh, uh, oh

They say these are the golden years

But I wish I could disappear

Ego crush is so severe

Sing!

God, it's brutal out here

Got a broken ego, broken heart

And God, I don't even know where

To start

La-da-da-da, da-da-da

La-da-da-da, da-da-da

If I told you

How much I think about her

You'd think I was in love

And if you knew

How much I looked at her pictures

You would think we're best friends

'Cause I know her star sign

I know her blood type

I've seen every movie she's been in

And, God, she's beautiful

I know you loved her

I know I'm butthurt

But I can't help it

No, I can't help it

I'm so obsessed

With your ex

Uh-huh

I know she's been asleep

On my side of your bed

And I can feel it

I'm starin' at her

I wanna get hurt

And I remember

Every detail you have ever told me

So be careful, baby

I'm so obsessed with your ex

Ah

I'm so obsessed with your ex

Ah

La-da-da-da, da-da-da

She's got those lips

She's got those hips

The life of every f*ck' party

She's talented, she's good with kids

She even speaks kindly about me

Ah-ha

I know you love me, I know it's crazy

But every time you call my name

I think you mistake me for her

You both have moved on

You don't even talk

But I can't help it

I got issues, I can't help it, bae

I'm so obsessed

With your ex

I know she's been asleep

On my side of your bed

And I can feel it

I'm starin' at her

I wanna get hurt

And I remember

Every detail you have ever told me

So be careful, baby

I'm so obsessed with your ex

Ah

I'm so obsessed with your ex

Is she friends with your friends?

Is she good in bed?

Do you think about her?

I'm fine, it doesn't matter, tell me

Is she easy-going?

Never controlling?

Well-traveled? Well-read?

Oh God, she makes me so upset

I'm so obsessed

With your ex, ah

She's been asleep

On my side of your bed

Ah

I'm so obsessed with your ex

God, she makes me so upset

I'm so obsessed with your

With your ex

I am light as a feather

I'm as stiff as a board

I pay attention to things

That most people ignore

And I'm all right with the movies

That make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty

That's for sure

And I am built like a mother

And a total machine

I feel for your every little issue

I know just what you mean

I make light of the darkness

I've got sun in my m*therf*cking pocket

Best believe

Yeah, you know me

I forgive and I forget

I know my age and I act like it

Got what you can't resist

I'm a perfect all-American

I am light as a feather

I'm as fresh as the air

Coca-Cola bottles

That I only use to curl my hair

I got class and integrity

Just like a g*dd*mn Kennedy

I swear

With love to spare

I forgive and I forget

I know my age and I act like it

Got what you can't resist

I'm a perfect all-American b*tch

With perfect all-American lips

And perfect all-American t*ts

I know my place, I know my place

This is it

I don't get angry when I'm pissed

I'm the eternal optimist

I scream inside to deal with it

Like, "Ahh"

Like, "Ahh"

Guys, here's the deal.

Right now,

I want you to think about something

or someone that just really

f*cking pisses you off.

When the lights go down,

you can scream as loud as you can

and let it all out. Again!

I scream inside to deal with it

Ahh

Go!

All the time

I'm grateful all the time

I'm sexy and I'm kind

I'm pretty when I cry

Oh, all the time

I'm grateful all the f*cking time

I'm sexy and I'm kind

And I'm pretty when I cry

Thank you, Los Angeles!

I love you!

Well, good for you

I guess you moved on really easily

You found a new girl

And it only took a couple weeks

Remember when you said

That you wanted to give me the world?

Ah

Good for you, I guess

That you've been workin' on yourself

I guess that therapist I found for you

She really helped

Now you can be a better man

For your brand-new girl

Let's go!

Good for you

You look happy and healthy, not me

If you ever cared to ask

Good for you

You're doin' great out there

Without me, baby

God, I wish that I could do that

I've lost my mind

I've spent the night

Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom

But you're so unaffected

I really don't get it

But I guess good for you

Good for you, I guess

You're gettin' everything you want

You bought a new car

And your career's really takin' off

It's like we never even happened

Baby...

What the f*ck is up with that?

Good for you

It's like you never even met me

Remember when you swore to God

I was the only

Person who ever got you?

Well, screw that, and screw you

You will never have to hurt

The way you know that I do

Well, good for you

You look happy and healthy, not me

If you ever cared to ask

Good for you

You're doin' great out there

Without me

God, I wish that I could do that

I've lost my mind

I've spent the night

Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom

But you're so unaffected

I really don't get it

Good for you

Maybe I'm too emotional

But your apathy's like a wound in salt

Maybe I'm too emotional

Maybe you never cared at all

Clap!

Maybe I'm too emotional

Apathy is like a wound in salt

Maybe I'm too emotional

Maybe you never cared at all

Sing it!

Maybe I'm too emotional

Your apathy's like a wound in salt

Maybe I'm too emotional

Or maybe you never cared at all

Maybe I'm too emotional

Your apathy is like a wound in salt

Maybe I'm too emotional

Or maybe you never cared at all

Well, good for you

You look happy and healthy, not me

If you ever cared to ask

Good for you

You're doin' great out there

Without me, baby

Like a damn sociopath

I've lost my mind

I've spent the night

Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom

You're so unaffected

I really don't get it

Good for you

Good for you

I guess you moved on really easily

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Are you still with me, Los Angeles?

I met a guy in the summer

And I left him in the spring

He argued with me about everything

He had an ego and a temper

And a wandering eye

He said he's six foot two

And I'm like, "Dude, nice try"

But he was so much fun

And he had such weird friends

And he would take us out to parties

And the night would never end

Song, another club

Bar, another dance

- And when he said something wrong

- He'd just fly me to France

So I miss him some nights

When I'm feeling depressed

Till I remember every time

He made a pass on my friend

Do I love him, do I hate him

I guess it's up and down

If I had to choose

I would say right now

I wanna get him back

I wanna make him really jealous

Wanna make him feel bad

I wanna get him back

'Cause then again I really miss him

And it makes me real sad

Oh, I want sweet revenge

And I want him again

I want to get him back

Back, back

So I write him all these letters

And I throw them in the trash

I miss the way he kisses

And the way he made me laugh

I pour my little heart out

But as I'm hitting send

I picture all the faces

Of my disappointed friends

Because everyone knew

All of the sh*t that he'd do

He said I was the only girl

But that just wasn't the truth

And when I told him how he hurt me

He'd tell me I was tripping

But I am my father's daughter

So maybe I could fix him!

I wanna get him back

I wanna make him really jealous

Wanna make him feel bad

Oh, I wanna get him back

'Cause then again I really miss him

And it makes me real sad

Oh, I want sweet revenge

I want him again

I want to get him back, and then!

I want to get him back

Back, back

I wanna key his car

I wanna make him lunch

Break his heart

Then be the one to stitch it up

I wanna kiss his face

With an uppercut

I wanna meet his mom

Just to tell her her son sucks

Key his car, make him lunch

Break his heart

Stitch it right back up

I wanna kiss his face with an uppercut

I wanna meet his mom

And tell her her son sucks

I wanna get him back

I wanna make him really jealous

Wanna make him feel bad

I wanna get him back

'Cause then again I really miss him

And it makes me real sad

I want sweet revenge

I want him again

I want to get him back, and then!

I want to get him back, back, back

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

All right!

I love you so very much!

Thank you!

Good night!

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Yay!

Oh my God.

Olivia!

- Yay!

- It was amazing!

Oh my God, I'm so happy.

Oh my God.

- Hi, y'all.

- Hi. How are you?

- I'm good. Last one!

- I know.

I think

I'll get something a little more...

No, it's 7 o'clock,

and time's starting to run out.

Let's get you ready.

I rained all over your parade

Now you're on my couch

You're fightin' tears

You say I'm cruel beyond my years

And as I'm walkin' out that door...

One for you, one for me. Let's lie down.

So you're gonna take it about right here,

place it on your legs.

I got panic rooms inside my head

And I get down with crooked men

But I am the girl I've always been

I got wrapped up in the game again

You woke up in an empty bed

And I can't say I'm a perfect ten

But I am the girl I've always been

Yeah, absolutely.

- I'm so nervous!

- You can do this!

...so you could really

get those shoulders all the way down.

...I'd be so cold

And then with venom on your tongue

You ask me who I have become...

I've never felt this way for no one

Oh, and I just can't imagine

How you could be so okay

Now that I'm gone

Guess you didn't mean

What you wrote in that song about me

'Cause you said forever

Now I drive alone past your street

- Come on, Emily!

- Come on!

Man, don't slack!

Close your eyes.

We're about to spray.

So gorgeous.

Fantastic.

Seamus. He's the best.

And then with venom on your tongue

You ask me who I have become

Well, I have captors I call friends

I got panic rooms inside my head

I get down with crooked men...

Yep. Thumbs up, it will be good.

I got wrapped up in the game again...

I'm so excited!

- All right. Let's do this.

- All right, boss. Let's do it!

Here we go, guys!

Let's do it! Have fun!

But I am the girl I've always been