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03x01 - Dreamboat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gerbert". Aired: May 1, 1988 – December 25, 1991.*
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A friendly, loveable puppet named Gerbert teaches children about making right choices and learn different lessons about life.

03x01 - Dreamboat

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hello there friend Rory and I are so

glad to see you you always make us feel

so good hey before we begin our story we

have something to show

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yeah yeah yeah MH

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M

wow wow yeah

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i' just got to say I want to spend my

day with you you are my best friend I

want to share the things you

do baby make me

smile I just want to spin my day with

you

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little baby make me

smile ooh W I just want to spend my day

with you

I just want to spend my day with

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you I can't wait to see what it's going

to look

like hey you guys coming come

on Cassie made me take off my shoes and

leave them on the front porch they were

muddy Brian how come you didn't take off

yours then

mine aren't muddy hey Brian I'm ready

for the Polaroid

snapshot I got it right

here what's wrong Brian can't you find

it wait a minute G I gave it to you

remember oh yeah

Sil no no no no no no I took the picture

and then I gave it back to you remember

oh

yeah and then I gave it back to you

remember oh wait and then I set it down

on the boat

remember oh yeah and then I was going to

remind you to pick it up remember yeah I

remember

now A Woman's Work Is Never Done hey

that's the

one right I know I had it

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somewhere wow we almost had the whole

Bo yeah all we need now is the

bow bow you know the front part of the

boat is that what it's called yeah I

already knew that yeah yeah me too I

just forgot that I knew it hey last

night I had a dream that the boat there

was a picture of it in the

newspaper dream H

gber hi you dreamers how do you think

this dream boat ever got in the park in

the first place

maybe it fell from the

sky hey maybe you're floated here during

Noah's

flood

yeah okay so when we going to take the

last picture of the boat oh no my

brother took his camera away with them

to

college well we can just use

cirs okay I just wish my my camera was

bigger because then we could take a

picture of the whole boat in one

shot so let's all meet at the boat

tomorrow okay well I see you later what

up Cassie I'll walk with you see you

tomorrow gerbert okay see you

tomorrow gee wouldn't it be great if

this dream boat of ours if every time we

set sail on it all our dreams would come

true

oh Min this is a fine scoter for our

Voyage Heist the

maina down the anchor prepare to set

saale oh hi Herbert come on we're about

to set sale set

sale prepare to set sale

sailing saing over the ocean blue

sailing all around the world by

sea I'm sailing sailing that's what I

love to do sailing with and bright

and sailing's one I love to do sailing

with my happy

we will spin our home likey doy

do I'm sailing sailing over the ocean

blue sailing all around the world my

sea I'm sailing sailing that's what I

love to do sailing with can't see and BR

in

me sailing's one I love to do sailing

with my happy crew we will spin our

whole life through poy

do s saing that's what I love to do

saing with see and and

me I

love me too let's take a picture of the

bow now yeah and then we'll have a whole

boat great idea Garber where's your

camera I forgot it I left it at

home we can't take a picture of the boat

without a

camera hey I know I just go home and

I'll get the camera and then I'll come

back and I'll take the picture of the

boat okay but promise you won't put it

up without us yeah because we found it

together and so we're a team I

promise well where did I put that camera

Rory do you

remember it's not under here at least I

can't find

it maybe it's under the

pillow nope not under

there oh no I just remember Rory Mr

Kaiser borrowed my camera to take a

picture of his

store I guess I better go over there and

get it I promis I promis Cassie and

Brian that I take the last picture of

the boat I'll see you later

Rory gerbert will be back to play in

just a

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minute here comes gerbert

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Riley you know my little nextdoor

neighbor gerbert no Mr Kaiser I don't

believe I do well I saw him when I came

to the store this morning and he said to

me what would you dream if that old boat

in the park was your dream boat and

could make any dream come

true I'll tell you he really has some

imagination

so what did you say what dream would you

dream well I saw told him well I told

him I just didn't like to think about

things that were impossible well I know

what dream I'd have come true I'd step

right up to the mayor and say Mr Mayor

I'm I'm going to tear down that ugly old

boat and build an RV park sales and

rentals that way people could actually

live in the park instead of just looking

at it h well look who's here hello

gerbert Riley this is gerbert gerbert

Riley Riley retail pleasure to meet you

gerbert same to you Mr resale what's an

RV retail son Riley retail huh h a

pretty sounding word

retailing that's why I changed my name

to it Riley retail oh and an RV well

gerbert an RV as a mansion with a

motor you know a highway

condo the recreational

vehicle you know a motor home oh I've

seen one of those on my street before

now there's a smart neighbor he had a

forel sign on

him but Mr Riley you're not really oh

I'm late got to go gerbert I've got RVs

to sell

Mr Kaiser do you still have my camera oh

no I returned that geret I I put it in

your window under the pillow all I got

to go I got to get to the boat before

it's too late you're going the wrong

way Cassie Brian guess what I just turn

where's the camera gerbert yeah we've

been waiting here forever and you still

don't have it well there no time for

that now I just heard they're going to

tear the boat down and build an RV

park an RV park yeah yeah yeah you know

like a mansion with a

motor um a highway condo

what a recreational

vehicle oh a motor yeah yeah yeah and

we've got to do something we got to save

the boat maybe we can hide it here my

brother that one way to to college maybe

we can hide in his room oh I don't think

that'll work Brian why not well his

room's too small we got to do something

I guess you're

right I got it what hey how many holes

do you out at your house Brian uh two

why two okay how many you got

three no four well it's going to take a

lot more than that to reach all the way

to the boat we can ask our friends but I

still don't understand why

remember no was a

flly

oh yeah yeah now we're

happening don't go

away and now back

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that's the last of them I B my neighbors

and my uncles I've never seen so many

hoses in my whole life okay did you

remember to bring your walkie-talkies

Brian what in the world happened to you

gerbert you look like a bad salad this

is my

disguise this way nobody will even

notice me that's to keep people from

noticing you I saw this on TV one time I

know it will work what kind of leaves

are those I think I've seen them

somewhere before I don't know what kind

they are I got them from behind my fence

they're growing like crazy around the

trunk of that

tree that tree yeah that tree did you

bring the a wony talkies check check

check great now once I get to the boat

I'll walkie-talkie you to tell you to

turn the water on check check okay great

now remember just at

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normal do you really think this will

work I don't know no Arc was a lot

bigger than this boat and it floated

away yeah that's

true how far do you think he is now I

don't know about 20

hoses pH do you think anyone's noticed

him yet

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Ryan

Ryan what do you want were you

asleep I heard a noise back

there well hello hello ma'am have any of

you all been playing back there behind

that

fence no

ma'am oh we were just watering some

flowers oh and just how far away are

these flowers 14 blocks

away I

see well I'm glad you guys haven't been

playing back there because do you see

this this is Poison Ivy and it has been

gr like crazy back there especially

right around that tree

poison

ivy that tree right

there so do yourselves a big favor and

stay away from it the whole area is just

covered with it you get anywhere close

to this stuff and you are liable to

break out into a rash something awful

and itch it it it itch like there is no

Tomorrow there's something I forgot to

tell gerbert about the

walkie-talkies what is it they only only

work up 20 ft

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away what this what is this sweater made

out of anyway why MIT it all

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over oh H don't fail me

no

Brian cie turn the water

on

over ladies get that big lion over here

grab a hold of that rope and

pull somebody left the water on too

long I captain is it your boat yes it is

and you better hold on mes before we get

blown away

wow is it your dream Bo it sure is I

always dreamed I want to build my very

own boat with my very own

hands when did I sail my dream boat down

the river to the Sea and set sail for

the islands of

paradise so what all Islands did you go

to I didn't I never finished it there

are pieces missing all over I waited too

long I had to go there My Mind cie Brian

Mr resell what are you guys doing here

Mr retail has something to tell you and

we have a surprise

too U you know gerbert I I heard about

what happened and I'm I'm really very

sorry that you ended up with poison ivy

all because of something I said but when

you overheard me telling Mr Kaiser that

I would tear the boat down and change it

into an RV park I was just telling what

my dreams would be if it were my dream

boat but it's not

mine it's

everybody's in fact the old sailor who

built that boat a long time ago dreamed

of taking it out to sea but the town

Upstream built a dam in order to make a

lake for

themselves and the old s route to the

Sea turned into

a tiny little creek so he lived right

there on the boat right where it was and

simply dreamed and imagined himself on

the high

seas is that why it's now park yes

greenbo Park a place where we can all

dream and

imagine I know just what you mean Mr

ril hey what was that in your hand and

well

gerbert this is the new advertisement

that I'm going to run in the newspaper

newspaper and it has a picture of the

Dreamboat find your Dreamboat come to

Riley retails for your mansion on Wheels

and here's a missing snapshot of the

bow W gerbert remember the dream you had

the other night yeah about the boat

being in the

newspaper I do remember

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see you

later well thank you for spending part

of your day with me friend I always like

being with you I think you're so Neato

oh before we go

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what for

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I love you friend remember keep

wondering keep dreaming cuz that's how

you grow after a while crocodile

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