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02x03 - Why Do People Quit Liking Each Other?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gerbert". Aired: May 1, 1988 – December 25, 1991.*
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A friendly, loveable puppet named Gerbert teaches children about making right choices and learn different lessons about life.

02x03 - Why Do People Quit Liking Each Other?

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hello friend I'm so glad to see you

today before we start I just want to

show you this Neato postcard our friend

sent

us it's from the country called Germany

home of black forest in Oompa

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keep laughing bu me right

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back I've just got to say I want to

spend my day with you you are my best

friend I want to share the things you do

oh baby you make me

smile wow I just want to spend my day

with

you I just want to spend my day with

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you hey I know we can make paper hands

and against St hey remember the time

before when we did that yeah that was a

lot of fun yeah so you want to do

that got to be something you can

do hi Mrs gler hello boys how are you

today we've been sitting here all day

trying to think of something to do but

we can't think of anything well I have

an idea yes ma'am you can start a

newspaper a newspaper we need something

kids can do Mrs Kaiser a newspaper be

too hard oh You' be surprised how easy

and fun it'll be and you can use Mr

Kaiser's copier as a press absolutely

free will you help us get started Miss

Kaiser I'd love to did I say we try it

yeah how do we get started okay now what

you do is

it's art time with Benny brush hey hey

what do you say Ken it's art time again

with your favorite paintbrush in the

whole world the Vinnie brush you like

trees I love trees do you have a

favorite tree in your yard you like to

climb you know when you're an artist

like me and like you everything that God

makes is beautiful and especially trees

you remember the last time that you were

climbing up in your tree and your daddy

came by and he said hey you little tree

climber you better come down from that

tree before you hurt yourself next time

you say okay Daddy I'll just get my

paint and I'll paint a picture of my

tree and you say Vinny Vinny trees are

hard to draw I say they're easy to draw

if you just try it put your little arm

down and use it as a guideline make the

tree trunk just like that and then

remember when you were two when you said

I'm two I remember when I was two I was

just a little bitty brush like this one

right here anyway you put down your to

and you draw around your to take in

branches for the tree then you turn it

on the other side of the tree make

branches over there bright yellow and

then we color it

in yellow tree Trum you can use any

color you want just use your IM ination

anything you want to do but now we got

to put on the tree leaves which we're

going to do with green how do we do it

we're going to use our fist hold our

fist up all around our

fist leaves on the

tree all around it again here we all

around it again color it in don't have

enough paint just dip in get some more

color all the leaves

in beautiful tree I love the pink

trees you can do it too know you can do

it if you just try

it hey got to go this is your favorite

paintbrush signing out

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Benny hey I can write a joke column I

know lots of jokes here's one now this

man orders a bowl of soup at the

restaurant but before he starts to eat

it he notice there a small fly in it so

he calls the waiter over to to way FL

waiter what's this fly doing in my suit

the waiter looks down at the fly and

says looks like the backstroke do you

get it looks like the

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backstroke or maybe I could interview

people about their Hobbies I could take

pictures with my camera newspapers

always have pictures yeah and gerbert

could be the newspaper cartoonist yeah

gerbert you're a great artist I'm a

newspaper cartoonist did you hear that

Rory Tyler you'd be a great on theblock

reporter everybody likes you well

everybody likes you too yeah but Tyler

is better at talking to people than I am

besides I'd rather make a calendar of

neighborhood events with people's

birthdays and stuff like that plus take

pictures okay Gerber will be the

newspaper cartoonist and why don't she

be the photographer and assistant editor

why should I be the assistant editor

because I'd like to be the editor and

chief maybe I'd like to be the

editorinchief I said it first I wanted

to be the editor and chief when we

started thinking about newspapers well I

wanted to be the editor and chief the

first time I even saw a newspaper well I

wanted to be editor-in-chief before I

had even heard of newspapers hey why

don't we just vote on it okay all those

in favor of Patrick being editor and

chief say I I that's two for me all

those in favor of Tyler being editor and

cheese say I I that's two for me too

it's a tie I said it first I thought it

first I'm going to be editor and chief

even if it means starting my own

newspaper then there will be two

newspapers well wait wait wait wait wait

come on Tyler Patrick We're All best

friends we were best friends that's just

fine with me I set it

first we don't have to do a newspaper we

can make paper

hat oh

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us places when we don't have a car it

takes us home no matter where we are

it's running

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[Applause]

every running in the rain

and

whatwhere

we we CL the and the

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Hees and

heing for all

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US Open

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so much fun when we each get ride see of

f when we climb inside it's running

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[Applause]

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don't go away go to right

back oh Lord I wish they would come back

we could all three be best friends

again come

in hey

gerbert hi Patrick hey

buddy how' you like to be the cartoonist

for the newspaper like we talked about

you mean with you and me and Tyler I

want you to be the cartoonist for my

newspaper what about Tyler from now on

it's just you and me what do you

say just think about it

okay oh Lord I don't like this not one

bit at

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all Herbert it's me Tyler come on in

Tyler

gerbert I want you to be my newspaper

cartoonist will you do it why can't we

have one newspaper together we will

gerbert that's what I mean so you talked

with Patrick who said anything about

Patrick I mean you and I will have our

own newspaper gerbert what well I got to

go see you later gerbert

please be my cartoon and gerbert at

least think about it

okay it used to be always a stream now

we are

to songs what can I do I'm breaking in

help me I don't want

to

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him

more than a

little to be Qui in the

midle

of is there

a de or horse

smoke

together where is that love Dreams Are

Made next even

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through in the

middle of you

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oh it

hurs

more than

a to be H in the

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midle in the middle

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oh dear I'm sorry to hear that go but it

must be awful to be caught in the middle

yes ma'am it does this

is why do people

he

quit oh I suppose it's because we're off

unwilling to really

love we all L one another well we love

really love Fran will always be

gr Tyler and Patrick and I getting

really love each other Real Love Never

Ends Gerber it never fails it always

helps

always still love doesn't become angry

easily isn't selfy rude it does demand

his own way hardly even notice his

un

understand well Real Love is something

you have to learn not something you feel

it doesn't

easily it takes a lot of

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practice really love Mr

f with every act of kindness whether big

or small love is the reason behind them

all love is like a raincoat Gerber you

have to put it

on E by choosing to treat others like

you want them to treat you whether you

feel like it or not well anyone do it

everyone can do it with God's love and

he'd like to do it through you and me

and Tyler and Patrick he'd like to show

his love through each of us

God's a gentleman he don't W ever make

you do it he will always let you choose

for yourself but once you choose to love

God and all of heaven will help you do

it right

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our are in

heaven be

th

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King I will

be on earth

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us

ising

glory for

don't go away we be right

back time for kidbits

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up please

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down come

in hey gerbert take a look at this this

is my first draft of get this the

Patrick press catchy isn't it this is

where your cartoon will go that is if

you decide to be my

cartoonist come in

gerbert I want to show you something

it's the first draft of the Tyler

Express what do you think what are you

doing here with my cartoonist what am I

doing here your cartoonist I was here

first I'll have you know I was here

earlier so was I Lots earlier you are

not I was too we not was too don't

please stop fighting I can't take it

anymore it's okay gerbert we stop

arguing now it's okay yeah stop crying

we're not arguing anymore it hurts me to

see you arguing so much I like you both

I don't want to be the cartoonist for

either of your newspapers I want to be a

cartoonist for our one newspaper I want

us all to be friends

again but I don't feel like being his

friend anymore gerbert and I don't feel

like being his that's okay real love

isn't something you feel it's something

you ched to do and then God helps you to

do it right huh real love is like a like

a raincoat you have to put it on and how

do you do that gerbert yeah like

choosing choosing to treat others like

you want them to treat you whether you

feel like it or not I'm sorry Tyler you

can be the editor-in chief I'm sorry too

Patrick no I want you to be the editor

and chief no I said I want you to be it

and I mean it really well I said I

wanted you to be it and I mean it too

hey I got a great idea you can both be

editor and chief I have a better idea we

can all three be editor and chief good

idea let's shake on

it papers get your free copies of the

express press papers get your free

copies of the express press hi a free

thank you you're welcome thank you

what a neat boy get your free copies

thank you very much friends are doing

business with you thank you thank

you now once again we are all friends we

will be best friends

forever love is the way real friendship

St love will not ever end

ever oh so good when

overflowing when friends keep

growing in

love growing in

M hey see you later alligator

bye hey

let's your freies of the

expr friend wonderful friend you like me

and I F you that's what will friend

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you wow what a needle

letter I just love it when people write

me letters you can too here's how

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