Kiseichuu: kiraa pusshii (2004)

[bunniefuu]

Amazon River Basin

An endless jungle. A beautiful Amazon.

Maruhi Suisan Sales Dept.,
Kuraki Naoto

Marine Biologist, Jujo Sayoko

Sayoko, are you okay?
Marine Biologist, Jujo Sayoko

We traveled several
hundred kilometers in the Amazon.

Our quest is to
find the legendary "Aparache no Moge".

The "Aparache no Mogeto" is a thing that
is said to have the power to "rip the Earth".

So this is the Aparache no Mogeto?

Naoto-san... I can't believe we finally caught it!

Eew! What a hideous face!

It lives under water, after all. Nothing
very good looking comes from there.

Who is THAT?

This man... lives here... he's a witch doctor.

Witch doctor?

This is a dangerous fish. He says
you should keep away from it.

What did he say!

He says, "a demon resides within"!

He says "please stop"

What's going on?

Hey! Sayoko!

Sayoko! Sayoko! Speak to me!

Sayoko! Speak to me!

Sayoko! Sayoko!

Sexual Parasite: k*ller p*ssy

lts scientific name is "vag*na Dentata",
and in Japan, it is known as "Namazu".

Namazu is another variety of this parasite.

The vag*na Dentata survives by entering
a woman's vag*na and living inside of it.

It then grows and waits for prey to feed off of.

It resides in the body
of its host and cannot be removed.

The only way to remove it is through electric shock.

One year later

In Japan

In the central area, at a certain place

The weather is foggy and rainy

We stopped?

We stopped.

That's weird.

Hiroshiiii...
what kinda pump are you using anyway?

I knew we should have left earlier.

Awwww, now we're not gonna
make it on time! What'll we do now?

Too late to complain!

I didn't see you guys helping much when we were
getting ready to leave. Stop being back seat drivers.

Shut up!

Aw crap,
my cell phone's out. What about you guys?

Out of service.

Me, too.

Don't'cha think there's a pay phone around?

Probably.

Let's go, Hiroshi.

Okay whatever.

Wait for me. Wait for me!

Didn't we pass this earlier?

First it's foggy, now it's raining...

It feels like we're just getting farther
from where we want to be. I didn't
wanna go on this stupid trip anyway.

That's for sure.

Shut up, b*tches. You were all excited,
saying you'd bring your swimsuits.

I'm so tired...

gimme piggy back? Piggy back?

Hey, does it look like I can carry you?

Hey, where're you two off to?

To PEE.

How're things lately?

Why do you ask?

You haven't been emailing me recently.

Sorry. I've been busy with work.

Is Akira nice to you?

Same as before.

What?

Stop it! I told you we should stop doing that!

I guess we should have stayed in the car after all.

We've walked so far for NOTHING.

It's not like anyone
around here would have a phone...

What about there? Looks promising.

What's this place?

Looks like no one lives here.

Danger, do not enter.

I wonder if it's open?

Probably not.

Oww...

What're you doing?

I'm moving this so we can get in.

But it says we shouldn't go in.

They're probably
going to destroy it soon or something.

Destroy it?

I'm tirrrrrrrrrred.

Look, there's the entrance.

I don't knowww...

Aw, come on.

Is this okaaaay?

What's this? It looks old!

Old?

It's got electricity.

What the hell IS this place?

Looks like an old house.

Looks creepy if you ask me.

Isn't it hot in here?

Yeah, it is... I'm gonna strip.

I'm gonna strip, too. Ta-dah!

That was fast.

Here you go.

Thanks. Take mine too.

When did this become my job?
Thanks. Take mine too.

When did this become my job?

This bikini was cheap! Only $19.99!

...What's wrong?

I thought I felt something weird.

It feels like this humid air will be good for our skin.

Hey, what about me!

Aw man, it doesn't work.

Kick a*s, I found liquor.

That's all you care about, isn't it.

Maybe I could find a
different chord in here somewhere...

It's no use.

Woah, I hit the jackpot.

Lemme see, lemme see!

Wanna see?

Yeah!

This girl used to be a best seller.

I wonder where the
people who used to live here went?

Don't care.

But what if they come home? Just
when we're starting to settle down...

Those aren't good!

But at least they're uncovered.

I'm tired... Hey, after you're done,
let's go get something to eat.

Not now.

Ah come on.

You're too cute.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, fine. Cover for me, okay?

You can count on me.

Let's go.

What's this place? ...it's really cold!

What is this? Should we go back?

Wait a minute. What's that?

Another room, I guess.

Is anyone in here?

Of course not.

Oh, yeah.

What's this doll? It's really gross.

Forget about that. Look what I found.

Open it, open it!

It's like a freezer.

How cold!

What the hell is this?

It's colllllld.

It IS cold.

Is there anything to eat in there?

I don't think so.

Let's go.

What is it...

Oh, a bath! Jackpot.

Hey, listen, big news! We found
a bath! It has hot water, too.

Wonderful, wonderful. I sank you very
much. Okay! Let's play some music!

Maneaters!

Shedevil on the wheel!

Let's play!

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

I'm done.

There.

Ahhh, that feels good. I love it.

I've become a fish...

Outage?

Hiroshi? Hiroshi!

Um, I'm sorry to barge in your house
like this. Um, my friends and I are from
Tokyo, and uh, our car broke down...

so I got in your bath and... I'm sorry.

Um, I'm sorry. I'll get out now, so sorry...

Um, excuse me, but something's
coming out of your mouth. Oh, sorry.

Wait, what is it?

What's going on?

Help me, someone!

Hey! Where'd it all go?

It wasn't enough.

Isn't Mari taking too long?

She likes long baths.

But it's been an hour. Why don't you check on her?

Hiroshi.

Hiroshi?

Hiroshi!

Hey, wake him up.

Okay.

Give it to him.

Aw, cut it out, Saki.

Hey, it was his fault for sleeping.

You're ALWAYS like that. Every time,
every time you drink you get so violent.

Then you take it out on SOMEONE, and...

Aw, shut up. I didn't do anything to YOU.

Okay, okay, okay, stop fighting.
Come on, Hiroshi, go check on her.

Go do it!

If you find a phone, tell us.

Good luck.

Hey, Hiroshi, you okay?

Yeah, I'm going.

Mari? Hey, where are you?

Mari...

Mari?

Mari, is that you?

What's wrong?

Put on some clothes.

Follow me.

Mari?

Where are you going?

Mari, where are you going?

Mari, where are you going?

Mari?

What the hell is this?

c*m? Couldn't be.

Mari?

What's with you right now?

Wow, you're really wet! Wow...

Hiroshi's taking too long.

He's probably having a fun time.

What're you doing?

Hey...

Aw, come on.

Let's have a good time, too.

Open...

I like this... it's different from usual.

Are you on fire?

Okay, I think it's time to go.

This feels really tingly...

it almost hurts...

Hey, that hurts!

Stop it! What?

What the?!

What? Something wrong?

I just heard Hiroshi's voice...

Let's go see.

Hiroshi!

Where are you?

Are you okay?

Stop screwing around.

No, I slipped on something. What IS this?

Hiroshi...

Mari? Hiroshi?

Hiroshi, hey, where are you!

Hiroshi?

Is that blood?

Hand... it's a hand!

For real??

Where's Hiroshi?

Hiroshi!

He's dead!

Hiroshi! Hey, Hiroshi, can you hear me?

He's DEAD, you idiot!

What the hell should we do?!

Hospital... we'll take him to a hospital...
no, police! We'll call the police!

But how can we call them?
And where ARE we anyway?

Who the hell could DO such a thing...

Hey, where's Mari? Is she okay?

Could Mari have...

Don't be silly...

There's blood over there, too.

...You want ME to check??

Can't we just call the police?

You check it.

Okay, okay, I'll go.

Don't push.

It's on the other side of the door.

It's locked.

Must be. It sounds like a girl.

Ma... Mari?

Mari?

Don't come.

Mari, open up!

Hey, Mari! Open up, what's going on?!

Don't come.

Mari! Mari! What's up with her?

Let's all three break in.

No, I don't think...

You're a MAN, aren't you?

Yeah, but I...

You're going in first.

So on the count of three. One...

Two...

Wait a minute.

What're you doing?

What will we do when we break through?

We'll see.

Let's go. One,

two...

There it is, a clock!
You b*stard, don't scare me like that.

One... two... three.

Ack, hit my shoulder.

Mari? Mari?

Oh, I hate this.
First the car, then this house, and now this.

Why isn't anything making sense?

Complaining won't help.

This hallway is really long...

I was thinking the same.

There must be SOMETHING here.

Should we just run for it?

Stop that!

What's that?

Something's moving.

It's just a plastic sheet. Stop scaring me like that...

Be quiet!

Who... who are you?

I should ask the same of you.
What are you people doing here!

Our car broke down and we
had nowhere else to go, and...

Why did you open the freezer!

Freezer?

Just look what you've done!!

I don't understand what the hell you're saying!

Sayoko...

You must have really suffered. But it's all okay now.

Mari? Is that you?

What's wrong? What happened?

I don't know.

I don't understand.

Hiroshi suddenly fell over and
lots of blood came out of him.

Are you hurt? Can you stand up?

These are Hiroshi's...

What're you doing?

Stop it. What're you doing?

Sayoko...

did it hurt?

But everything's okay now.

I'm here for you.

He's nuts...

It was just a piranha, that's all.

You're not dead... Sayoko!!

Why did you open the freezer!

Do you have any idea what chaos
that monster can cause if it escapes?!

Monster? What do you mean?

What the hell are you doing!!

I can't let you get involved with this.

...It's near.

sh*t. Come back!

How horrible...

Stop causing trouble.

I haven't done ANYTHING wrong.

It said "do not enter". It's your own fault!

It's multiplying...

Help! Help me!!

What the hell are you doing!

Saki!

You call yourself a man? Pathetic.

Where's Mari? Did something happen to her?

She's fine. She's on her way here.

Thank God!

There, there.

Ryoko's a lucky girl...

to have a guy like you.

...What do you mean?

You're so sweet and sensitive.

Did you think I didn't notice you
fooling around with her earlier?

I want some, too.

Saki, you...

Oh, sh*t! Mari's...!

What the hell are you doing?

Ryoko,
it's not what you think. Saki came on to me...

Saki, how could you!

What's the big deal? We can share.

Get away from him.

You'd k*ll me just for sleeping with your man?

What the hell are you saying!

If he'd sleep with just anyone so easily...

DON'T DO IT!!

I would never cheat on you. I would stay true.

Stop it!

You're stupid.

HAVE MERCY!!

Saki! Show yourself!

Why? Why did this have to happen to me?

Now's no time to sulk! Where is Akira?

I don't know. I just don't know.

Where is Akira?

There's something
inside my body. It's squirming around.

Save me, Ryoko!

When I transferred to your school, you
were the first person to speak to me.

Do you remember?

Where is Akira!

Don't go... Ryoko...

Akira! I can't take it anymore!!

Ryoko? Where are you,

Ryoko? You're in there, aren't you?

Looks like I k*lled him... But I love you, Ryoko.

You k*lled Akira! How could you!

Die! Die! Die and go to Hell!!

I love you, Ryoko.

I want to eat you.

You can eat me too, I'm tasty.

Danger High Voltage

I'm sorry, Saki.

I'm sorry, Sayoko...

I'll put a cheap fish on your
dinner table as quick as possible!

That hurts...

Hey, let me on! Let me on!

Are you hurt?

I'm okay.

What happened?

I'm just a bit hungry.

Oh, in that case, there's a ramen stand up ahead.

No... I want to eat something different...