01x08 - Sportafake

[bunniefuu]

[engine roaring]

[excited music]

♪ Welcome to Lazytown

♪ A place where
you'll wanna stay ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan ♪

♪ And Sportacus
saving the day! ♪

♪ Stephanie is new in town,

♪ And soon she and
Ziggy are friends! ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stigy
and Trixie too ♪

♪ They're gonna have
a blast together! ♪

♪ Go, go, go!

♪ Get up LazyTown!

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day! ♪

♪ Things are upside
down here in Lazytown! ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away! ♪

- [Announcer] "Sportafake."

- [Milford] Well, how
does this thing work?

[banging]

Oh! Oh, my.

- Oh, Milford...

Thank you so much
for helping me fix

a few little odds and
ends around my yard.

- Yes, but I don't
know my hammer

from my screwdriver,
Ms. Busybody.

- Oh, you big strong man.

It's only a couple of
teeny weeny things!

- Oh, a couple of things?

- Give or take,

you're such a dear.
- Oh.

- I'm sure you won't
have any problem.

- Ah, I'll do my best.

Ah!

[mischievous music]

[Stephanie humming]

- Ah, no, no!

Stay inside!

It's a lovely day to be lazy!

What's wrong with
that little girl?

Can't you read?

The sign says no playing!

That's, ugh, kids these days.

They just don't listen.

Why, I remember a time

when everybody listened
to what I said.

If I told them to be
lazy, they were lazy.

If I told them don't
play, they would stop.

I was king of doing nothing.

Now look at me.

All alone.

Forgotten.

And completely not listened to.

[chain rattling]

[speaker splats]

Thank you, thank you.

[applause]

Thank you, ugh.

[speaker splats]

Thank you, thank you, thank--

Ugh!

[speakers roar]

Thank you! [laughs]

Thank you! [laughs]

Thank you!

Mwah!

- Oh, it sure is warm here.

- Hot even.

- Yeah, you listen real
close, you can hear the ocean.

- I'll turn it up.

- [Trixie and Ziggy] Huh?

[machine beeps]

Ahh, that's better.

- Ahh.

- Uh.

- Huh?

- Hi, guys, wanna play catch?

- Nah, too sweaty.

- Can't you do nothing
like us for once?

- But I thought that--

- Just go with the flow, pinky.

- Okay, yeah.

Surf's up.

Whoa, look at those waves, baby.

They sure are big.

- Hey, kids!

- Sportacus!

- What are you up to?

- Nothing.

- Yeah, and we're liking
every second of it.

- Great!

[yells]

Ahh.

- Huh?

- It sure is hot.

- Nuh-uh.
- Woo!

- Yep.

- This doesn't compute.

- Sportacus, aren't you
going to do something active?

- Yeah?
- Nope.

- Huh?

[all gasp]

- But, Sportacus!

- But--
- What's going on?

- Gotcha!

Just joking!

[kids laugh]

[excited music]

Can I borrow this?

- Mmhm!

- Let's play catch.

- Yeah!

- Yeah, let's play catch.

- Except for you, Pixel.

- But I wanna play.

- Yeah!

- Gotcha.

[all laugh]

- Okay follow me!

- [Ziggy] Alright!

- Hey, isn't this
what I wanted to do?

Yeah!

- [Pixel] Look at me!

- Here, you try!

- Om nom!

[Stephanie laughs]

- [Stephanie] Here!

Yeah!

- Woop!

- [gasps] What is
wrong with them?

They never listen to me.

They only listen to that
blue-suited blowhard.

It's the mustache, I bet.

[chuckles]

I have to make
them listen to me!

[grunts]

[ominious organ music]

[laughs]

Ha ha ha, perfect!

Now, what kind of things

does this over-active
jumping bean do?

Aha.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!

Someone needs help!

Ahh!

The pose!

The finger!

And the move!

Ugh, argh!

I, can't, breathe!

[gasping]

Can't, push, ugh!

[grunting]

I can't run!

Ugh!

- Always remember Milford,
not too much off the top!

- I almost got my
nose on that one.

- Mine?

Oh, that's mine.

Ooh, that is definitely mine.

This fence is mine.

[hums]

Oh, hello Ms. Busybody.

[Bessie grunts]

Oh, she's sleeping.

- Oh, oh, shoo, shoo!

Oh my, that's a big bee.

- Hey, what's this doing here?

It's mine.

Well, no, but it
might be my father's.

- Oh, get away, get away!

I'm getting out of here.

Now, where's that ladder?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Stingy grunts]

- Oh my.

[Milford grunts]

Help, Ms. Busybody.

- Of course you're
helping, Milford!

- I got it, I got it!

[loud crash]

Wow, great catch, Sportacus.

[alarm bleeping]
- Someone's in trouble.

Keep on playing, kids,
I'll be right back.

Ladder!

[energetic music]

- [cackles] Perfect,
I knew that clown

would have to go and save
someone, somewhere, sometime.

Bye-bye!

[sinister music]

[pained grunt]

- I'm open, Ziggy!

Oh yeah, nice catch, Pixel.

- [Pixel] Grab it, Trixie.

- Over here, over here!

Wow, when you say
you'll be right back,

you really mean it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, little girl.

- Are you okay, Sportacus?
- What?

- Your voice sounds kinda funny.

[loud coughing]

- Hairball!

- Sportacus, Sportacus!

What happened?

You missed it.

- Am I supposed to catch it?

- With your hands, even.

[back crunching]

- [groans] It's sweaty!

- Help, Miss Busybody!

- [Stephanie] Heads up!

[worried grumbling]
[relaxed sigh]

[energetic music]

- [Milford] Anybody?

- This is fun!
- Yeah!

[worried shouting]

- [Ziggy] You missed again.

Good catch.

Sportacus, no, Sportacus!

- That's it, no more playing!

- What?

[triumphant chuckle]

- Well, I want everybody
to listen to me now.

- [Robbie And Ziggy] Yep.

- You will?

- Yeah, Sportacus, we
always listen to you.

- Yeah.

- And don't you ever forget it.

The first thing I want
you to listen to is

we need some bubblegum.

- Bubblegum?

- Bubblegum, huh?
- Say what?

- Yeah, it's good for you.

It helps you build
these strong jaws.

[chuckling]

- According to my
computer, you're joking.

- Bingo, bungo, you are wrongo.

- Wrongo!
- [scoffs] Wrongo.

Yeah, we need bubblegum
and lots of it.

[gasps]

[imitating alarm beeping]

Somebody needs help.

[loud thud]

- [Ziggy] Sportacus, what're
you doing laying down there?

- Just resting.

- [Stephanie] Dear diary,
Sportacus isn't acting right,

but I'm afraid to say anything.

[sighs] What if
they laugh at me?

- Thank you, Sportacus.
- You're welcome, Mayor.

- Are you taking
a break, Milford?

- No, no, not at all.

[sheepish laughter]

You have to help me, Sportacus.

I just can't say no to her

and there's too much
for me to do by myself.

- Of course.

- Give us some!
- Give us some, come on!

[alarm bleeping]

- Right after I save someone.

- [Milford] Hurry back!

- Milford, oh Milford!

[defeated sigh]

- What's the problem?

- [Stephanie] Ziggy ate all
the bubblegum and didn't share.

- Come on.

[muffled chatter]

Ziggy.

- [Ziggy] Okay.

- All of it.

- Come on, Ziggy.
- Yeah, all of it!

- I don't think I
want it anymore.

- Why don't we play
basketball, yes?

[cheering]

Basketball!

- Let's do that!
[energetic music]

Okay, okay.

Whoa!

[loud thud]
- Oh my!

[aloof humming]

Oh my, oh my.

[alarm bleeping]

- Someone's in trouble.

Guys, have fun,
I'll be right back.

- [Kids] Okay.

- [Sportacus] Mayor,
how is it going?

- This is hopeless.

["Take a Vacation" by Lazy Town]

- Yeah!

- Now I need to get the kids
something healthy to eat.

Ladder!

♪ When I move

♪ I'm feeling alright

♪ Bing bang bang

♪ And I'm ready to go

♪ Jump high, from
left to right ♪

♪ And you'll be going strong

- [Pixel] Trixie!

- Throw it to me.
- Good shot!

♪ Find the beat and
express yourself ♪

♪ You're racing like a train

♪ Like a human hurricane

♪ And we say go, go

♪ Get it together

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town

♪ Hey, hey, sing it together

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town

- [Trixie] Okay,
girl, count to three.

[cheering]
- Nice shot!

♪ Find the beat and
express yourself ♪

♪ Show them who you are

♪ Show them you're a superstar

♪ And we say go, go

♪ Get it together

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town

♪ Hey, hey, sing it together

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town

♪ Go, go

♪ Get it together

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town

♪ Hey, hey, sing it together

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town

♪ No one's lazy in Lazy Town
- Stop, stop!

Will you listen to me.

Well, I have some snacks for us.

Here it is, health food.

[awed gasps]

- That's awesome.

- [Stephanie] Sportacus?

- [shushing] Don't say anything!

We really wanna eat this stuff.

- Yeah, I wanna eat this.
- Never mind.

- You want a fry?

[wood clattering]

- Good work, Milford.

[wood clattering]

That sounds like the
fence is all done.

[relaxed sigh]

[energetic music]

- What happened here?

- We ate everything you brought.

Don't you remember?

- That I brought?

- Yeah, you brought it.

- I brought you fruit.

- No.
- What?

- No, no, I couldn't
eat any more.

- They are not listening to him

because they're listening to me.

- I didn't give
them any junk food.

What is going on?

- [Stephanie] Hey Uncle Milford.

- [Uncle Milford]
Oh, hello Stephanie!

You don't look very happy.

- Can I speak with you?

- Oh, of course, I'm all ears.

Well, really I have only two,

but you know what
I mean [laughs].

- Well, you see, I
wanted to play catch,

but no one else did.

So I didn't say anything,
and then Sportacus came,

and he talked them all into
playing catch, but then he left.

And when he came back,
he was acting all funny

and his voice sounded weird,
and he looked strange.

And he brought us
all this junk food.

But I still didn't say
anything because they

really, really
wanted the junk food,

and now I don't know what to do.

- Oh dear.

And you didn't speak up?

- No, I couldn't.

- Oh Stephanie, sometimes
you have to speak up.

Even if no one wants to hear it.

Well, if you don't, you
won't be true to yourself.

- I won't?

- [Bessy] Oh, Milford?

- Thanks Uncle Milford.

You always say the right thing.

- Oh, really?

- Oh, Milford!

- Oh oh, oh oh my
goodness, oh yes, oh uh.

Coming Ms. Busybody!

- Maybe you should
try speaking up too.

- I'm coming Ms. Busybody.

- Keep working.

- I'm coming, I'm oh!

[whistle]

- Oh!

Oh, oh my dress!

My dress, my drink!

Milford!

- Oh dear.

- Milford!

- Oh my, oh dear,
oh oh oh, oh dear.

Oh, what have I done?

Oh dear, oh Ms.
Busybody, oh dear, oh.

- Looks like my work
is just beginning.

- Well, looks like
my work here is done!

- What have I done?

Oh, oh dear.

- I'm Sportacus.

- No, I am Sportacus.

[slow, suspicious music]

- No, I'm Sportacus.

- Ha, me too.

[air whooshing]

- Ha ha!

- La, di di di, ri di di!

[intense music]

[warped intense music]

- Two Sportacus's?!

Which one's the real Sportacus?

- I'm Sportacus!
- I'm the real Sportacus.

- Me.

- Me.

- Me.
- It's me.

- It's me.
- Get out, it's me,

hello I'm Sportacus,
see the mustache?

- I know, Sportacus does
these great incredible moves,

why don't you guys try?

- Something like this?

- [gasps] Wow!

[laughing]

Now you try.

- No problem.

I can even do it faster.

[drum roll]

You wanna see it again?

- But I didn't see anything.

- That's because you
blinked your eyes!

You shouldn't be
blinking your eyes.

I'm too fast for that.

- There's only one way
to figure this out.

We'll have to keep them both.

You can never have
too many Sportacus's.

- But there's always a way!

Let's have a race!

Sportacus is the
fastest runner there is!

- And may I suggest
that the loser

has to leave town forever.

Just a thought.

- Let's do it!

- Yeah!

- Alright Sportacus
and Sportacus.

Whoever rings the
bell first, wins.

Now.

- This is mine.

- Yes, yes of course.

Now on the count of three now.

Everybody ready?

- What's all the commotion?

- One, two.

- Three!

- Go, go!

[cheering and yelling]

[screaming]

[beeping]

- Stephanie, basketball!

[yelling]

- [Ziggy] You're almost there!

- Gotcha!

[bell ringing]

- I am the winner!

The real Sportacus!

[loud thud]

- What happened?

- Oh no we lost Sportacus!

- I'm number one?

I can't believe
it, I am Sportacus!

[cheering]

I knew it!

I'm Sportacus, Stephanie!

- Quiet everyone!

I declare this to be
the real Sportacus.

And you being the big phony,

are banished from
Lazy Town forever.

- Now I'm confused, I'm me.

You want me to leave?

- Well yes, you're not
the real Sportacus.

- Okay if you want me to leave.

- Wait, this isn't right.

I have to speak up.

That can't be the
real Sportacus.

- He didn't win the race.

- Yeah fair and square.

- That's just it.

He didn't stop and save Bessy.

- What?

- Only the real Sportacus
would give up a race

to help someone in trouble.

I mean, he has to, or he
wouldn't be Sportacus.

- Now listen to me
little girl, I won.

End of story, time to
go, bye bye, adios, ciao.

- No, it's time for you to go!

[gasps]

Robbie.

- [All] Robbie Rotten!

[yelling]

- I knew you were the real one.

- Me too.

I'm glad you spoke up.

- I just had to follow my heart.

- That's always a good thing.

- I almost had it all.

The power, the adoration,
the finger [groans in pain],

the mustache, ouch!

[whimpering]

- Milford I just want to
thank you, for helping me

fix my yard.

You are the kindest, the
nicest, the sweetest man

in the whole world, Milford.

And you deserve a little kiss.

[upbeat music]

Oh, music!

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can't mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Down down, turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

[cymbals crashing]

[snoring]

[upbeat music]