01x01 - Welcome to LazyTown

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[Space sounds]

[Rooster crows]

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[Upbeat music]

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♪ Welcome to LazyTown,

♪ a place where
you'll want to stay. ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan ♪

♪ And Sportacus
saving the day. ♪

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon, she and
Ziggy are friends. ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stingy,
and Trixie too ♪

♪ They're going to have
a blast together. ♪

♪ Go, go, go, get up, LazyTown

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day. ♪

♪ Things are upside
down here in LazyTown ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away ♪

[Upbeat music]

Welcome to LazyTown.

[Kids grunting and mumbling]

Could you let me
have some popcorn?

Well, I could give you one
little piece, but it's mine.

Stingy! Let me
have the popcorn!

What, what? I need some, aw!

Game over!

Heh, heh, heh.

So, what do we do now?

Same thing we always do, huh?

Play it again!

[Electronic video game music]

[Cheery music]

It's too true!

Oh, my!

And you'll never guess
what she said to her!

[Woman chattering]

[Laughs]

La-la la-la la,

la-la la-la, oof!

The Mayor Meanswell,
for goodness' sakes!

Mrs. Busybody,
please forgive me.

Why are you running amok
with a feather duster?

Oh.

As mayor of LazyTown

you are supposed to prevent
problems, not create them.

Oh, well, today's the
day my niece Stephanie

is coming to stay with me.

[Chuckles] Oh, look.
Here's her picture.

[Twinkling]

Oh, that's who it
is. She's lovely!

Ah, yes.

But you don't know anything
about raising children.

Ah, well, what's to know?

They just stay inside all day,

playing video games.

Oh, get over there,
get over there!

[Electronic lasers beeping]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Eating candy.

[Bouncy music]

Well, yes, that's true.

Still, you'll need some help.

Hmm.

Now take some notes, because
there is a lot to learn.

Children need a
lot of attention.

Uh, uh, children--

And they need lots of rest.

Oh, yes, that. Children need.

What was that first thing again?

Lots of attention.
Ah, yes, yes.

[Dark Dramatic music]

[Cackling]

[Dramatic music]

[Dramatic music]

[Cackles]

Yummy!

[Robbie cackles]

Mm, mm!

[Laughs]

[Villainous music]

Well, let's take a peek [laughs]

[clears throat]

[Curious music]

Perfect! This is exactly how
I, Robbie Rotten, planned it.

LazyTown is the laziest
town on the planet.

[Villainous music]

And I'm going to
keep it that way.

[Dark dramatic music]

[Scream]

Ugh, I meant to do
that. [Laughs] Mmm..

[Transitional music]

When will she be here? Oh
my, oh dear, any time now.

[Birds chirping along
with dramatic music]

[Transitional music]

[Dark music]

Hello, Stephanie!

[Surprising music]

[Gasps]

Over here Stephanie!
[laughs] There you are!

Hi Uncle Milford.

I'm so glad to be here.

And I'm so glad to have you.
We'll have a wonderful time

How was your trip?

It was okay. I like
riding in trains.

Oh, well let's get
you to your room, hmm?

I'll take your suitcases.

Oh, no it's okay! I got them.

Oh. Strong girl!

Well, this could mean trouble.

[Twinkling]

[Bouncy music]

Oh, yes. [Laughs]

I'm so happy you've
come to visit.

Wow, Uncle! This
is a nice place!

I think I'm going
to like it here!

Ah, yes.

What's that smell?

Ahh! Oh my! Oh dear!
[coughs] Oh dear!

I was baking a cake for Miss.
Busybody, but I, - Busybody?

I think I'm only
making a mess for myself.

[Coughs] Why don't I
show you to your room?

[Upbeat music]

Make yourself at
home and have a rest.

Oh, I'm not tired.

Really?

Really! In fact, I was
kind of hoping to play now.

Oh, well uh, here ya go.

[Suspenseful music]

Playing cards?

Have a nice summer.

[Upbeat music]

[Upbeat music]

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Having a good time?

Give me another deck of cards

and I'll build the
Empire State Building.

[Oven timer buzzes]

Oh! My cake! Oh my!

[Light, bouncy music]

That's a lovely cake Uncle.

[Light, bouncy music]

Oh, yes. Isn't it
beautiful? [laughs]

Oh! Where are you going?

I was going to go out to
find some kids to play with.

Oh! Kids playing in LazyTown
[laughs] That's a good one.

No one does that.

[Sad music]

What?

No, really. No
one plays outside.

And what if something
terrible should happen?

What if you played so
much that you got tired?

[Laughs] I'm just
going out to play!

[Upbeat, bouncy music]

Oh, well. Please be careful!

[Door closes]

[birds chirping]

Who are you and do
you have any candy?

No, I'm Stephanie,
I like your costume.

I'm Ziggy, and I like candy.

I can feel that.

So where do all the
kids in Lazy Town play?

Kids? Playing in Lazy Town?

That's funny Stephanie.

What?

No seriously? Where
are all the kids

and where do they play?

Who is she? What
is she talking about?

There is no playing
in Lazy Town.

Mondays through
Fridays we watch

Pixel play video
games and I eat candy.

And Trixie she takes
my candy and hides it!

And Stingey he has a lot of
candy but he won't share it.

And I, I eat more candy.

That's it?

Well sometimes
we eat cake, yeah.

Cake's okay sometimes
but don't you guys play?

No nobody likes to
play! Now, go home, shoo,

go home, hello, go
home, no playing.

Play! Pfft, if we would
play when would we eat candy?

That's important.

Wait, she's talking to Ziggy,
he only wants to eat candy,

so there is no problem.
Woo, that was close.

Do you want to come
meet the other kids.

Yeah sure!

Yeah, it's right around
the corner here yeah come on!

But where are they going?

[video game sounds]

There they are. Hey
guys, hey guys guess what!

Not now Ziggy I'm busy.

But I want you to meet

Ziggy I said I'm

Pixel you're losing the game.

That's okay.

Hi I'm Stephanie, the mayor's
niece, I'm from out of town.

What's that you're holding?

A soccer ball. Do
you guys want to play?

That's what we're
playing Pinkie.

No not on the
TV, I mean outside.

Don't you ever play outside?

[all say no]

But playing outside
soccer is great!

You know, running and jumping
and the sunshine and fresh air

The what, the fresh?

Yeah!

Haven't you ever kicked
a soccer ball before?

No.

Hit a baseball?

No.

Come on, follow me!

Okay, up and at'em guys

♪ Have you ever skipped rope

♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh

♪ Have you never played ball

♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh

♪ Never jumped around

♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh

♪ Have you never danced at all

♪ Skipping rope left and right

♪ Real fast

♪ Crossing over and back

♪ That's neat

♪ Hit the ball on your head

♪ Oh that looks hard

♪ Knees chest and feet

♪ You got to listen
to me can't you see ♪

♪ That life is full of games and
they make you feel so happy ♪

♪ You know they make
you want to fly ♪

♪ so play games all your life

♪ Jumping forward and back

♪ Oh I can do that

♪ Now try it reversed

♪ Oh no no time out

♪ Dance to the beat

♪ You mean like this

♪ Clap your hands
and move about ♪

♪ You got to listen
to me can't you see ♪

♪ That life is full of games and
they make you feel so happy ♪

♪ You know they make
you want to fly ♪

♪ So play games all
your every single ♪

♪ Life is full of games and
they make you feel so happy ♪

♪ You know they make
you want to fly ♪

♪ So play games every
single day of your life ♪

[crowd cheers]

Hey guys, check this move out.

Uh oh, it's Robbie Rotten.

Whose that?

Just the laziest,
grumpiest, no do anything

spy in all of Lazy Town.

Why, thank you. Took
years of practicing.

So, what is this?

A ball, we were playing.

Playing!

Want this?

Yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes

If I give it to
you will you go away?

I'm already gone.

And looky what else I
have, a new video game

I hear it's got 5,000 levels.

No 6,000 plus bonus levels.
Oh wow, I got to get home now.

And by the way,
that was yours.

Come back that's mine!

Have you ever heard the sound

of a rubber ball
breaking a window?

Uh uh.

Would you like to?

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Hey!

You didn't stand a chance.
Now, why don't you sit quietly

and do nothing like
a good little girl.

[window breaks]

♪ Have you ever been sad?

♪ Have you got a
friend who'll stay? ♪

♪ Have you ever been lonely?

♪ All I want is just to play

Dear diary, it's my
first day in Lazy Town

it's really weird here.

Hot cocoa Stephanie?

No thanks Uncle Milford.

What's wrong my dear?
You look so, so sad.

Well, I'm really glad
to be here with you

but Lazy Town it's kind of
well its a little bit messy.

You think so? Well I
suppose I could clean it up.

That'd be a good
idea, you are the mayor.

You know that's true.
I'll pull the weeds

and fix the gate. Oh
dear that's a lot to do.

But the real problem
is that the kids

don't play outside in Lazy Town.

Oh well I can't change
that. Well you know

they used to but
then they stopped.

I don't want to sit inside
all day playing video games.

You know there might be
someone who can help you!

Really!

Yes, I remember a
story about a hero

who came from an island
in the North Sea.

I can't remember his name but
there was a big number nine

on his chest and he moved
around all the time.

Swish swish swish. I think he
may have even been a superhero

A superhero!

Yes, and he lives
in an airship.

When people wanted to contact
him they would write a letter

and send it to him in
a tube by the mailbox.

Wow, do you think I
could send him a letter?

I'm not sure it works
anymore but it's worth a try

I think I have that tube
around here somewhere

I'll go get it.

Where did I put it?

Here it is. Oh no that's
a cake decorating device.

Be right back

There you go my dear.

Thanks!

[upbeat cheerful music]

[sighs]

[gasps]

[sighs]

What, no!

Don't do it, little girl, no.

It will only cause trouble.

[cork pops]

[gasp]

[slow suspenseful music]

No, no, no, leave it alone!

No, no!

Hey! Don't, don't do it, no!
Please work.

No, not in there, no, no!

Don't pull that, no no no!

No!

[gasps]

[snarls]

[intense upbeat music]

I've got mail!bb

I wonder what it says.

"I need help, no one to play
with in LazyTown. Stephanie."

'Kay!

I have heard of LazyTown before.

Here it is.

It used to be a
great place to live.

Now it needs help.
Okay!

Help is on the way.

Well, if Stephanie needs me,

then I'm on my way to LazyTown.

[bell rings]
Okay, let's go.

[grunts]

[intense upbeat music]

In you go and...
Off you go! Ha ha!

[intense upbeat music]

I guess no one's coming.

[grunts]

Maybe it won't work.
Maybe he's on a vacation.

[intense upbeat music]

[grunts]

[intense upbeat music]

And maybe he's quit all the
superhero business! [cackles]

[paper plane whizzing]

What's that?

What? What, no!

"Help is on the way!"

[intense upbeat music]

[machinery whirring]

[grunts]

Are you Number 9?
Nope, I'm Number 10.

My name is Sportacus.

I'm Stephanie,
pleased to meet you.

Another one?

Are you a superhero?

Ah, let's just say I'm a
slightly above-average hero.

[laughs]

It's mine, Trixie!
Go away.

It takes two to
teeter-totter, Stingy.

No, it's mine, all mine.

Okay, if you insist.

[crystal beeps]
What's that?

That's my crystal.
Someone's in trouble.

Sorry, I have to go.

Oh, no!

[intense upbeat music]

Get back on!

[screams]

I've got you, don't worry!

[screams]
Oh, thank you.

Yeah, nice.
Are you okay?

Yeah.

Be more careful next time.

[groans]

[intense upbeat music]

Wow, what are you
doing? Incredible!

More trouble!
[gasps]

Yeah, keep going, keep going.

Can you see anything?
[screams]

Over there!

[intense upbeat music]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoooaaa!

Are you okay?
Thanks!

They're not going to rule
LazyTown, I'll see to that.

[cackles evilly]
And now, it's time

to put an end to Sportakook!

Once and for all. [cackles]

[dark mischievous music]
A trap for Sportakook.

[grunts]

Oh, note to self! [laughs]

Cancel hair
appointment! [laughs]

Huh? It's Bessie.
She'll ruin my trap! [groans]

[gasps]

Yes, a wonderful day!
No!

Yes, it really
is a lovely day!

[grunts]

Gorgeous!

[screams]

[intense upbeat music]

[groans]

Uncle, somebody's
stuck in a hole!

Stuck in a hole?

I don't get it,
it's still blinking.

Who did I miss?

Send help right away.

Oh, oh, Miss
Busybody, oh, oh my!

I have a life preserver.
I brought a cake, ha ha.

Oh, nice cake. [laughs]

Oh, thank you, I
made it just for you--

Oh, oh, we must save her!

Okay, stand back.

I'm going to throw the life
preserver over the branch.

Okay. Oh!

Good throw!

Closer, closer!
Yes, oh, I've got it.

Ready!
Hold tight.

[grunts]

[intense upbeat music]

[Bessie screams]

[grunts]

[Bessie groans]

Are you okay?

Oh, my hero! [giggles]

Glad to help.

You were amazing, Sportacus!
So were you.

Oh yes, yes.
Oh dear.

What happened?
Oh, my goodness.

And as mayor of LazyTown,
I would like to offer you

an official thank you
for your heroic actions.

Uh, thank you...

[laughs] Number 10.

You're welcome.
Please call me Sportacus.

[gasps]
Sportacus?

You know, LazyTown is really

starting to feel
like home for me.

Me too.

[gasps]
Will you stay?

Stay? Uh...
Will you?

Will he?

[groans]

I think I will!

[cheers]

[upbeat triumphant music]

Stay? No!
Wonderful!

Well, I better get
back to my job then.

Oh, we can help you!

No one's lazy in LazyTown.
Yes!

No, no one's lazy in LazyTown!

[cheers]

[groans]

[upbeat triumphant music]

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing when
I am dancing, dancing ♪

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up up do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Down down turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

[machinery whirring]
I, Robbie Rotten,

will not be beaten by
a costumed Sportaloony

and some pink cheerleader!
[groans loudly]

Oh, I'll stop them if
it's the last thing I do.

And then, LazyTown
will stay lazy forever.

[cackles]
[groans]

[upbeat triumphant music]