(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Woo!
Tagging you!
Hey, hey! (SPEAKS THAI)
Come on, let's go.
Are you okay?
You seem on edge.
(CHUCKLES)
What are you having?
I'm good.
(PHONE DINGS)
I have to go.
You gotta go?
I have a meeting.
At 1:00 in the morning?
The sponsor.
So you're just leaving me
Ever been on a yacht?
No.
(TYPING)
You'll love it, you barely
even feel the waves.
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Where's Chloe?
So young, just begun
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
And you wake up
still in your makeup
You make it home
Just fine without breaking
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Stay long
We'll all just get along
Sit around pretending
like nothing's wrong
So long, love letter
But you and I are kinda
meant forever
I don't need to make amends
And I'm gonna go in
on the cover
Till then I'll just pretend
I don't need another lover
(CLICKS PICTURE)
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
You posting on Fayme?
-Maybe.
-Let me see.
-Charlotte.
-CHARLOTTE: Oh my God.
You're so boring.
I don't care.
Here. Let me show you
how to do this.
No, turn that way.
-Okay, yeah, take it.
-(CHUCKLES)
(CLICKS PICTURE)
See.
Oh.
Come on, dad said
dinner's ready.
Race ya.
Gee thanks, Dad, looks great
Thanks, Dad.
You're welcome.
(CUTLERY CLINKING)
(GROANS)
Girls, I-- I wanted
to let you know that I'm uh,
planning on going to work
at the warehouse.
Dad, you can't even lift a bale
of hay after Nellie bucked you.
Yeah, Dad.
You're back can't handle it.
(FIRE CRACKLING)
Sweetheart,
we may have to sell Tulip
just to get through the month.
Dad, you can't!
(DAD SCOFFS)
The last thing I wanted was to
put all this worry
on you girls.
I'm supposed
to be the provider here.
But the debt.
How much, Dad?
Yeah, Dad tell us.
About 400,000.
How is it possible?
Medical bills, vet bills,
my back operation.
Honey, you have no idea
how expensive
it is to run a horse ranch.
Don't worry, Dad,
we'll figure it out.
I'll get a job.
Then who will
look after the ranch?
Charlotte has school all day.
Fine.
I'll just quit school,
problem solved.
Yeah.
Dig in.
(SIGHS)
-Hey!
-What? I'm bored.
Not bad over 700 likes.
It's all about the hashtag, sis,
helps you reach
a whole new audience.
Who are all these people?
Random people
from all over the world.
What would really help your
brand is who you follow.
My brand?
CHARLOTTE:
Here, let me show you.
Look, see all the hashtags?
Wow.
Karissa, do you not know
who this is?
Should I?
Jack Mayer.
Jack of Spades.
Only the biggest influencer
on Fayme?
You're hopeless.
And follow.
-Charlotte!
-What?
Stop it, you're such a brat.
What?
You're following him now, okay?
So get enough followers,
then you get sponsors,
and Dad won't have to work
at the warehouse.
Just get Jack to help you.
Yeah, like he's gonna notice
I followed him.
No, I followed him for you.
-You're welcome.
-Okay, goodnight.
Love you, bye.
(CHIMES)
(CLICKS PICTURE)
(CHIMES)
KARISSA:
Hey Char,
can you grab the light?
(NOTIFICATION)
(CHIMES)
What?
Oh my gosh.
That's good, that's good.
Alright.
Honey, go get dressed.
We'll be late for church.
I will, I will.
Okay,
so something crazy happened,
but it could be a good thing.
What, Jack Mayer asked you out?
Well, no.
But yeah, sort of.
Shut up!
-(CHIMES)
-What?
This is impossible!
You have over 11,000
new followers!
Jack Mayer DM'd you?
-Karissa, what's this about?
-Thailand?
KARISSA:
Okay, so let me explain.
This big Fayme influencer wants
to do a collab with me.
and introduce me
to some sponsors.
-CHARLOTTE: Thailand!
-Sponsors pay money.
Lots of money!
Dad, you can't work
at the warehouse with your back.
And Klucko's fried chicken
doesn't pay enough
to make a dent in what we owe.
I have a real shot
to help us out here.
The only thing is,
the collab's in Thailand.
Oh, I don't know, Karissa.
Dad, this is an opportunity!
To see Thailand!
To save the family.
Sounds like a scam I find out
about on the 6:00 news.
Let's go, girls.
Dad!
You're serious?
Dad, I know this sounds insane,
but if Mom were here
right about now,
this is the time
she would remind you
that when you were my age,
you already saw half the world.
I was in the Navy.
KARISSA:
And then she would remind you
that you've raised
your daughters to trust
their intuition, and to live
their lives with integrity,
and to never forget
where they came from.
Dad, trust me.
This is a once
in a lifetime opportunity,
and it may have fallen into
my lap at just the right time
to get us out
of the hole we're in
and on with our lives.
Fine.
What?
I said fine.
Go to Thailand.
If you really think
this is legit,
and you'll show me that this
Jack fellow is real
and not some guppy.
Catfish.
Then I trust you,
as long as you promise
to be careful.
Thank you, Dad!
But not before church.
Go get dressed.
(SCREAMS)
Thank God!
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
CHARLOTTE:
Oh my God!
That's the car you're riding
to the airport in?
You've got to be kidding me!
Make sure you call
or text Charlotte every day,
and I'll try to remember to
keep my phone charged
in case you need me.
Dad, it's only two weeks.
That's long enough
to get in trouble.
Yeah, I love you too, Dad.
You know, it's a lot warmer
in Thailand.
Oh yeah, I'll change
at the layover.
Hey, make sure Jack gives me
a shout-out on Fayme!
Uh.
I mean it!
(ENGINE STARTS, REVVS)
I've got to head to school.
Yeah, yeah.
(DOOR OPENS)
(PHONE DINGS)
Oh!
Sorry about that.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN BACKGROUND)
It's okay.
I'm Jenner.
Karissa.
Nice to meet you, Karissa.
So what brings you to Thailand?
Oh, uh, it's a crazy story
actually.
I got invited to do this collab
with this big Fayme influencer.
You mean Jack of Spades, yeah?
Yeah. How did you know that?
What do you think I am here for?
So you're here for the...
Looks like we're gonna pound
the town together, my friend.
Let's go.
Oh.
(SCREAMS, LAUGHS)
MALCOLM:
Oh! Jenner!
Oh, well, look at you.
Look at you. Turn around.
Okay.
Working those pecs. Excuse us.
Working those pecs, I see.
You better be careful.
You're gonna
make somebody stumble.
Oh, Myami Vys.
My friends call me, "Myami".
My haters call me, "Damn,
she is at it again."
Here you go.
Yes. (LAUGHS)
Now, Jack wanted me
to gather you two lost lambs,
particularly you, Karissa.
-You know me?
-Oh, no.
Jack linked me
your Fayme profile.
Don't wanna go picking up
the wrong person now, do we?
Oh, is that
from personal experience?
Oh!
I like her.
(BOTH LAUGHS)
And yes, I made a mistake
or three.
It was Clarence, then Brad,
then Clarence again.
But first, let's take a selfie.
Okay, get in the frame,
children.
We don't have all day.
Let's go.
Alright, now say,
hmm, "Mama Myami's beautiful."
(TOGETHER)
Mama Myami's beautiful.
(CLICK PICTURE)
Okay, let's go.
Hmm, we have to find Kimmy.
Kimmy Chakarian?
Obvi.
Keep it in your pants, that is,
until later.
Who's Kimmy Chakarian?
One of the top swimwear
lingerie models on Fayme.
-On anywhere.
-Hmm.
Oh, let's go!
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
Hey, what took you so long?
Oh, pictures, obviously.
What can I say?
My first time in Thailand.
My first time
out of the country.
Oh, you poor thing.
I remember when I was a virgin.
(CHUCKLES) No, you don't.
Shh. You're more of a travel
sl*t than I am, girl.
KIMMY:
Oh, travel sl*t?
Yeah, don't make me bring up
Mykonos.
-Don't you dare.
-So, whose Jeep?
Jack's, you drive?
You bloody bet I do.
Oh, good,
'cause I hate driving here.
Uh, alright, after you.
Alright, welcome to paradise.
-Where are we going?
-Oh, to the villa.
(ENGINE STARTS)
MALCOLM:
Let's go.
Ready?
Yeah, shake it, shake it
KIMMY:
Wooh!
Let go, haha
Yeah, my booty b*mb, b*mb
I'ma shake it b*mb, b*mb
Gonna bring it back, back
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Yeah, my booty b*mb, b*mb
Like a bubble gum, gum
Itty bitty
Well, you better watch
your b*mb, b*mb
Like b*mb, b*mb, b*mb
b*mb, b*mb, b*mb
Yeah, boom, boom, boom
Yeah, bam, bam, bam
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
-KARISSA: Wow.
-MALCOLM: Oh, dear.
KARISSA:
This is real?
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Welcome, children,
to a mansion that screams
Caucasian.
(CHUCKLES)
So, who owns this place
and are they single?
(INDISCERNIBLE SPEECH)
Alright, hurry up, me lovies.
Everyone's waiting.
It's b*mb, b*mb, b*mb
b*mb, b*mb, b*mb
And bam, bam, bam
We're here, my beautiful people.
(LAUGHS)
MALCOLM:
Now, let's start the party!
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Wooh!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
What do you think you're doing?
Hans, you were supposed
to take the phones.
JENNER:
Our phones, yeah?
We have to make sure
your phones are clean.
Plus, add some updates,
so our sponsors can monitor
your Fayme posts
for approval, mate.
My cell, my privacy.
My house, my rules.
I know you're all here to party,
but this is business.
But it is also about the party.
You all know our co-host,
Jack Mayer.
-Hi, guys.
-(MAN CHEERS)
I am so excited you all
could join me and Fiona.
Welcome to Thailand!
(CHEERING)
I see some familiar faces.
Some of you too familiar.
(MUAHS)
And a whole lot of newbies.
They need to give up
their phones.
Sadly, g*ng, Fiona's right.
We had a little problem with
someone posting photos
our sponsors didn't approve of.
So since we like
to keep our sponsors
around here,
we just upload our custom filter
to your Fayme app,
so they can remotely make sure
that nothing's off-brand before
your posts go live.
And I mean they are paying
for this free vacation.
And when the sponsor is happy,
trust me, we are all happy.
Our sponsor for this week
is our good friends
-at Vrap Vodka.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Free drinks, free rides,
free parties.
Total freedom for you all,
the faces of this generation.
As of right now,
you are royalty
all because of Vrap.
So let's give 'em some love,
alright.
(CHEERING)
Fayme gives people a window
into your world.
So we're gonna give 'em a party
like they've never seen before.
What do you say?
(CHEERING)
Alright! Let's go!
(CHEERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER IN
BACKGROUND)
You'll get these back
when you go out tonight.
Go out where?
JACK:
The clubs.
These wristbands will get you
everywhere this week.
Don't lose 'em,
don't take 'em off.
Hey.
Glad you could make it.
-Thanks for inviting me.
-Mmhmm.
Though I-- I--
What?
I don't really feel like
I fit in here.
Oh, you'll do great.
Can I tell you a secret?
I'm from the Midwest, too.
Greenville, Illinois.
I remember the big attraction
was the truck stop
the next town over.
Meetings!
Those staying at the hotel,
leave your things here for now.
The drivers will take you
when you're done.
Jack.
I'll see you later for
the lifestyle meeting.
Bye, guys.
I know, child. (CHUCKLES)
Honestly, this is a--
a little overwhelming.
You know,
I came out here to do a collab.
I didn't expect all this.
Baby, you really don't know
how this works, do you?
This is the collab.
You, me, Jack, everybody.
We're here to act as the face
of the sponsors.
To take amazing pictures with
the product, post on Fayme,
gain more followers,
and give the product more views.
I mean, we get
to experience things no one
in the world ever does.
MALCOLM:
Sponsors have
big marketing budgets.
And they're gonna
impress you today.
So you need
to impress them tonight
if you want to remain
on their list.
There are four main categories
of influencers.
Taste, lifestyle, pump,
and skin.
Taste.
This is fashion, food, design.
This is my category.
We influence the cutting edge
of what's in and out.
This is make or break stuff
at a high level.
Lifestyle.
These are the people that sell
an experience.
They're the center
of the party.
They travel to exotic places.
They do the things that
everyone wishes they could do.
You, child, are lifestyle.
Pump is the world
of fitness Fayme influencers.
The ones that motivate you
to get off the couch
and feel the burn.
The world will worship them
for their bodies and also want
to be them.
And lastly, we have skin.
Sex sells.
Thongs and lingerie
brings the views,
which brings
in the sponsored money,
which keeps
the skin train rolling.
So this category is the largest
and the competition
is the fiercest.
I mean, we're not just selling
ourselves.
We're selling whatever product
a sponsor has for us.
Sex sells.
Life sells.
Fayme is always hungry.
You have to feed the beast.
Let's begin
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come in.
-Hi.
-Hey.
It's time for our meeting
with the lifestyle crew.
Thought I'd come get you.
It's a big place.
Someone always gets lost.
I'll show you the way.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Did you like the guitar?
I did. Thank you.
JACK:
That was my idea.
I know it's a lot to take in.
It was for me, too.
Jack.
What is it?
Remember how I told you
I was here to help my family?
I remember.
You said you might be able
to help me find some sponsors.
This is really
to help your family?
Then absolutely.
How much do they need?
To save our horse farm?
400,000.
That's doable, yeah.
-Really?
-Yeah.
So how many followers
do you have now?
Uh, 18,000.
Okay.
To get 400,000
in sponsorship money,
you need
at least a million followers.
-A million.
-Don't worry.
I can help you.
Let's talk about it.
Come on.
Lifestyle.
How's everybody doing?
I come bearing gifts.
Feel free to start
snapping photos.
If you want to upload to Fayme,
they'll run through our servers
and we'll curate the best ones
to be posted.
Do they have to approve
the nudes, too?
Especially, the nudes.
(ALL LAUGH)
JACK:
Especially.
Just remember, as lifestyle,
it is your job
to show people how much fun
you're having.
You're selling the experience
everyone wants to have.
Got it?
Okay, that's basically it
for rules.
Oh, except stay away
from Old Town.
There's been a lot
of crime there recently.
And if you see someone with
a red bandana on their arm,
that means they're part
of the Chao Pho,
a group from out
of the country that deal
in organized crime,
leave 'em alone.
Can't be too careful.
You all are way too valuable
to our sponsors.
Okay, you all have
a couple hours to k*ll before
we take over Thailand.
So, relax, unwind.
If you're staying at the hotel,
the drivers will take you now
or you're welcome to stay
for dinner.
(CHEERS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(WAVES SPLASHING)
(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLICK PICTURE)
JACK:
Beautiful, isn't it?
I never get tired of this view.
My first time.
-Well, you know what that means.
-What?
We're gonna get you
in the water.
-Now?
-Yeah.
-Ooh, ooh, it's-- it's warm!
-Yeah, it is.
Just watch out
for the bull sharks.
What?
Oh, you suck.
Here, I'll make it up to you.
I'll post a selfie
and tag you in it.
What?
I told you, I'd help you get
a million followers.
Uh, is that really the face
you want to make
for the 24 million people
on my page?
(CHUCKLES)
There it is.
(CLICK PICTURE)
You sure you haven't done
this before?
Think you're lying to me.
Come on.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh.
Well, look what the pumpkin
turned into.
Was that a compliment?
To you, yes.
To those shoes, no.
But don't you worry.
Mama will fix you right
on up this week.
Now we're just waiting
for Kimmy.
I like to make an entrance.
Oh, now those are shoes.
Alright, baba.
Is no one going to mention
my dress?
You better do it
or we'll starve.
That's a stunner.
(INDISCERNIBLE SPEECH)
Rented just for this trip.
Wow, it looks expensive.
KIMMY:
Only costs one tag
in the mentions.
You paid for it with a mention?
Oh, don't ask how
she got her a*s.
(BOTH GASPS)
KIMMY:
You're terrible.
You love me.
Thank you.
What do we do before we eat?
(CLICKING PICTURES)
(GLASS CLINKING)
Let's show this city
what a party looks like
and have the greatest week
of our lives.
To Thailand!
To Thailand!
(CHEERING)
-To Thailand!
-Wooh!
JENNER:
Wooh!
(COUGHS)
What are we all sitting
around here for?
Let's dance!
(CHEERING)
Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies,
ladies.
Let's show these fellas
a good time, okay?
Yes!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's a vodka Vys splash.
MAN 2 ON RADIO:
Zone two through five.
What's your status?
MAN 3 ON RADIO:
Zone two is clear.
MAN 2 ON RADIO:
Zone three clear?
MAN 3 ON RADIO:
Clear.
Approve.
KIMMY:
Did you tag me?
Oh wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Hey, check your phones,
children!
Check your phones!
You feel that?
That's the Myami bump, baby!
I can feel it.
I don't drink.
Oh girl, you are so precious.
Open up, okay? Drink more.
More, more, more.
Go, go, go.
Let me see.
Oh yes.
FIONA:
Approve.
Approve.
Zoom it to the Vrap bottle.
Highlight it, then approve.
Myami was right
about these shoes.
My feet are so sore.
You look great.
Really?
JACK:
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I do need
to get these shoes off.
High heels are not worth it.
I never wear 'em.
(LAUGHS)
-KARISSA: Better.
-Here, let me help you.
Oh man, you didn't learn that
in Greenville.
Dubai.
You just gotta give 'em
some love, you know?
You need
to get into the whole length
of the arch.
MALCOLM:
Smile, lovebirds.
(CHUCKLES)
JACK:
You are an instigator.
And that's why
(INDISCERNIBLE SPEECH)
JACK:
Not wrong.
MALCOLM:
Oh.
Oh, hey!
Oh, that's my song, girl.
Dance, you haven't, a*s up.
I'm coming.
Sorry, Jack.
MALCOLM:
Let's go.
Get lots of pictures
with sponsor!
MALCOLM:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(CHIMES)
100,000?
(TOGETHER)
Wooh!
(TYPING)
HANS:
Approve or delete.
The sponsor is in the picture.
Approve.
-Hey!
-Oh, you alright, girl?
Yeah.
Jack?
I am not Jack. I'm Yeti.
Jack!
Who's Jack?
I'm sorry, I thought...
MALCOLM:
Karissa, Karissa.
(BREATHS HEAVILY)
MALCOLM:
Karissa, girl, are you okay?
(HUMS)
(MUAH)
And she is alive.
And still pretty upon
waking up.
-I hate you.
-What happened?
You're a terrible drunk
is what happened.
-I feel terrible.
-MALCOLM: No, it was my fault.
I mean, you said
you didn't drink
and I basically,
quite literally,
poured vodka
down your throat, so.
-It's okay.
-MALCOLM: No, no, no,
I'm gonna make it up to you.
I know the best place
for Pad Kee Mao.
It'll get you up, take care
of those bags
underneath your eyes
and get rid of the hangover.
And you don't even have bags
underneath your eyes.
Did I mention I hate you?
I'll take anything to get rid
of this headache.
Oh, we just have to be quiet,
it's an Old Town.
Oh, Jack said we're not
supposed to go there.
Which is why I brought you
a disguise.
Hm.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(LAUGH)
JENNER:
Bye-bye, my lovies.
-(GASP)
-JENNER: Hey, mate.
Where are you two drongos off
to?
Anyone down for brekkie?
(lyrics in Thai)
This is my secret spot.
Well, it doesn't look like much,
but they have the best
Pad Kee Mao in Thailand.
(CUTLERY CLINKING)
You guys are gonna love this.
JENNER:
Bloody hell, I'm famished!
(SIZZLES)
MALCOLM:
Y'all are gonna love this.
Uh, thank you so...
Hoping this will be
my last tour, mates.
Wait, you got the Ultraman role?
Oh, Jenner is trying
to transition over to acting.
And that's why I said I hope.
They said they wanted someone
who's done more
than being on Fayme.
I'm trying to keep it natural,
but it's impossible to compete.
Yeah, so in pump,
the bigger you are,
the more followers you get.
So in order for Jenner
to be more successful,
he has to...
Keep steroids to keep up.
Exactly.
I just refuse to do it.
I'm better than that.
Well, I'm proud of you.
Good for you.
Now get into this, okay?
Yeah, it smells amazing.
Alright, just gotta make sure
you get that first and...
(SPEAKS THAI)
You have our money?
Where's the rest?
JENNER:
Hey, no reason for that, mate.
What's he want?
Payout.
(SPEAKS THAI)
Maybe you pay instead.
(SPEAKS THAI)
We don't have any money.
(SPEAKS THAI)
You're a tourist.
Of course you have money.
(SPEAKS THAI)
Just visiting. No money.
Wow.
I know this girl.
I know you.
We danced.
-Um, I guess he's talking
-You know him?
-about the club last night.
-We dance more?
JENNER:
Whoa! Whoa, okay, mate.
I think it's time
you leave her alone.
Hey, what the f*ck? Huh?
Nice knowing you, mates.
(GRUNTING)
(SPEAKS THAI)
Back off!
These people are with me.
How did you find us?
Geolocators in your Fayme app.
I told you not to come here.
Do I kiss you now or later?
The cars are outside. Let's go.
Let's go!
You alright?
(SPEAKS THAI)
We don't want trouble
with the Chao Pho.
(LAUGHS)
(SPEAKS THAI)
Well, now you have it.
JACK:
I told you not to go
to Old Town.
If something happened to you...
If something happened to you...
(SIGHS)
I'm just glad you're okay.
If you hadn't been there...
Don't think about it.
It's okay.
Thank you for saving us.
(EXHALES)
Yeah.
I do have some good news.
What?
Our Vrap sponsor is here
and wants to meet everybody.
You said I'd need
a million followers.
Yeah.
We'll figure out a way
to make that happen.
Why are you being so good to me?
Us Midwesterners
gotta stick together.
I feel like...
Sometimes people are just
attracted to the image
and not the person, you know?
And the image is always fake.
It's never a complete lie,
but...
Fayme is just a gloss.
So much of it is staged.
It's lonely.
So, what makes you happy?
I don't even know anymore.
What makes you happy?
My horse.
My family.
Sounds like a lucky horse.
(CHUCKLES)
Today I would like to introduce
to you a very special guest.
A long time sponsor
of both Jack and myself.
And the person paying
for your entire week here.
The CEO of Vrap Vodka,
Daniel Medvedikov.
(CHEERING)
Thank you. Thank you, Fiona.
You and Jack have been some
of our greatest
brand ambassadors.
So...
Is everyone having a good time,
hmm?
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Is everyone having a good time?
(CHEERING)
DANIEL:
Uh, I saw the posts
from last night.
They look great.
Fantastic engagement
on those photos.
So please,
keep up the good work, hmm.
FIONA:
And the news gets better.
Daniel has decided to pick one
of you to join the Vrap team.
That's a $500,000 contract.
WOMAN 1:
Nice.
The winner will be picked by
Daniel, Jack, and myself.
You need over a million
followers to qualify.
Which is most of you.
DANIEL:
So, good luck.
And please, have fun. (CHUCKLES)
(PEOPLE CHEER)
On that note,
go get ready for tonight.
(CHEER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh.
Do you think you can
come in here
and just take what you want?
I'm-- I'm not sure
what you mean.
Jack is mine.
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
I-- I didn't know you
and Jack were together.
Well, now you do.
Don't think
I won't send you back
to that horse farm that
you came from.
f*ck her. Take what you want.
I didn't know her and Jack
were still together.
They're not.
They broke up two years ago.
-But...
-Letting go is hard.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(PHONE DINGS)
-MALCOLM: Hey.
-KARISSA: Hey.
Can I come in?
KARISSA:
Sure.
I just wanted to say um, that
I'm sorry about earlier.
It's not your fault.
No, I feel bad and...
And obviously,
you're still upset.
Oh, it's not that.
It's just uh--
I came out here
to get some sponsorships.
You know, my-- my family
is about to lose their farm
and my dad just injured his back
trying to earn money to save it.
So that's your why.
What?
Your why.
You know,
why you're doing all this.
My why is my younger sister.
Felicia.
She's the reason
I am doing all of this.
To be able to afford
to get her out
of our old neighborhood someday.
I'd do anything for her.
And I have.
You know, some things
I am not proud of.
(SIGHS)
So Mama understands.
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, so how many followers
do you have?
I'll never make a million.
How bad do you
want to get there?
-Bad.
-I mean anything worth having
is worth taking the risk,
darling.
Are you willing
to do what it takes?
Yeah, I'll do anything.
Alright, well we have
to make you hybrid.
Your lifestyle now,
but the group
with the fastest growth is skin.
And honestly, you have the body.
(LAUGHS)
Okay, so what do we have to do?
Just take all your lifestyle
pictures but make them sexy.
And I mean really sexy.
How do we do that?
(LAUGHS)
Oh, my favorite pastime,
shopping. (LAUGHS)
Shopping?
Do what I do,
it's what I feel
Until the sun,
it won't be long
Move along.
Okay.
And then it's time to dance
No, uh-uh.
Here.
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Check that.
Okay, let's go.
And then it's time to dance
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Yes! (LAUGHS)
Alright!
Come on.
(EVERYONE CHEER)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(CLICKING PICTURES)
Approve.
(CHEERING)
(CLICKING PICTURES)
Approve. Approve.
(CLICKING PICTURES)
(CRICKET CHIRPING)
What?
I was at O-O-3 an hour ago.
None of tonight's pics?
(CHIMES)
Oh, no.
Charlotte.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(SIGHS) Myami, not now.
JACK:
Hey.
Hey.
What's wrong?
KARISSA:
Everything.
Wow, that's a lot.
This isn't me.
This isn't why I came here.
I'm not meant for this life.
You know that's why
I like you, right?
(GRUNTING)
MAN 4 ON SPEAKER:
Code red, all security
to pool bed.
What was that?
Probably nothing.
Wait here.
I'm coming with you.
(SPEAKS THAI)
You come to my house?
Why is the Chao Pho here?
(SPEAKS THAI)
I came for the girl.
(GRUNTING)
(SPEAKS THAI)
Belongs to me.
The girl is mine.
Everything in this house
is mine.
I paid your boss already.
I owe you nothing.
No photos.
HANS:
The silent alarm triggered.
The police are on the way.
Damn it.
(YETI CHUCKLES)
I know something about you.
No one goes anywhere
in case the police need
to ask you some questions.
(SIREN WAILING)
OFFICER 1:
And you have never seen
these men before?
No.
Have any idea why they might
have come here?
It's-- Probably a robbery.
HANS:
I've seen them before.
In Old Town.
What were you doing in Old Town?
I was craving some local
guay tiew
and asked a few of our guests
if they would pick it up for me.
Those guys were there
and started making trouble.
They must have followed us here.
It's my fault.
Jack, you know the rules.
You know how I love guay tiew.
OFFICER 1:
You are lucky.
Few more tourists have
been gone missing.
Missing?
Trafficking has become an
increasing problem.
Two weeks ago, this girl,
Jane Fisher, disappeared.
Does she look familiar at all?
No.
And no one in this room was
here two weeks ago.
Guys, what's going on?
Chloe, what are you doing here?
We had a break-in.
Oh my God, is everyone okay?
Yes, thankfully,
everyone's alright.
Well, you're gone a couple weeks
and the whole world falls apart.
You were here
a couple of weeks ago?
You seen her before?
No.
Who is she?
She went missing from this area.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I'll take it from here.
Give me a call
if you have other issues.
Be careful.
(WHISTLES)
(GRUNTS)
You okay?
I can walk you back
to your room.
I don't want
to go back there right now.
Right.
Hey, can I show you some place?
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(SIGHS)
It's just this way.
I'm starting to wonder
if I should just go home.
Wait, you hear that?
No.
It's really quiet.
Just close your eyes.
It sounds like...
Oh my God, is that...
Tulip?
It's cute.
You think I'm cute?
Tulip is way cuter.
For a horse.
Maybe I'll grow on you.
You are gonna love this spot.
Come on.
I wanted to show you this place.
It's perfect.
You're the only person who
knows about it now.
Except for me.
(WAVES SPLASHING)
(SMOOCHES)
I've never...
You deserve better.
-What's wrong?
-I can't do this.
I can't do this to you.
Jack?
I'm not the guy you think I am.
Jack?
Jack!
CHLOE:
I can't do this.
I am not a part of this.
You agreed to this.
I agreed to an arrangement
with a sponsor.
They took Jane against her will.
And I brought her here.
One day, Chloe,
you'll understand.
DANIEL:
I appreciated your discretion
when the police were here.
Enough to never need
another arrangement.
Why is she still here?
I'm not doing it.
Jack. Come in.
This is it. I'm out.
I'm done.
I tell you when you're done.
That girl, Jane.
I have to know. Was that you?
My customer wanted someone
more permanent.
f*ck you.
It's helped us pay down
your debt faster.
-You knew about this?
-Knew?
It was her idea.
JACK:
All those other girls?
The tourists going missing?
I did it for you.
I did it for us.
-You kept losing at cards.
-Oh my God.
DANIEL:
You should thank her, Jack.
She's helping you.
Keeping my customers happy.
I'm not gonna be an accomplice
to kidnapping.
Well, if you disapprove,
you should be done.
What are you talking about?
Fiona and I,
we made final arrangement.
I'm wiping out your debt.
What?
DANIEL:
And I'm depositing
$1 million U.S.
into your account
as your broker fee.
You should be happy.
We can finally start over.
No. No!
It's already done!
I get everybody!
All the people my client
specifically asked for,
Fiona had you invite.
Some of the more special ones
we auction off.
How could you do this?
'Cause I'm saving you.
-Can't you see that?
-Horse girl? Karissa?
She is mine.
You are f*cking insane.
You can't just make people
disappear.
They have families,
they have friends,
fans that are gonna
be looking for them.
DANIEL:
I couldn't have done this
without you, Jack.
All the photos you had them
upload to my database.
I have enough images
to send them around the world
for the next three years.
All I have to do
is insert them
into a new background
just like that.
Karissa is having a coffee
in Paris or surfing in Bali
or riding a camel in Cairo.
Her vacation will be endless.
f*ck you both.
FIONA:
Jack.
Don't lose all the money
gambling this time, Jack.
Jack!
No, leave him. Let him go,
Fiona.
-Let him go.
-Damn it!.
Yeah.
It's done.
We are moving the people.
My clients are waiting
on the Artemis.
Come.
Karissa.
What?
Not too loud.
They're listening.
Who's listening?
Fiona, Hans, Daniel, everybody.
Listening to what?
Remember when I told you I'm
not who you think I am?
When I went on that cold streak
at the tables,
Daniel was the one
who staked me.
But my cold streak never
warmed up.
And I lost $4 million
of Daniel's money.
They were gonna k*ll me.
But then offered a way I could
work off my debt.
There's a whole industry
of wealthy,
powerful people who make
arrangements
with Fayme influencers
they want.
It's a consensual transaction.
Arrangement is just a term
that softens the blow
of what it really is.
Sex for money.
That's where I met Fiona.
She was also doing arrangements
to pay Daniel back.
She had borrowed money
from Daniel
to start her own clothing line,
but lost it all when t*rrorists
stopped supply chains
from China.
We didn't realize at the time
that the only reason
we were still alive
is that a couple
of Daniel's clients had taken
an interest in us.
They'd seen us on Fayme.
Others who owed
were just k*lled.
(FIRES)
But repayment was just slow
and it was brutal.
So Fiona made Daniel an offer.
That we would arrange and broker
other Fayme influencers that
Daniel's clients
were interested in.
We reach out,
provide the party atmosphere
to prime them,
and then offer
the business transaction.
The influencers got
financial security,
Daniel's clients got
their fantasy,
and Fiona and I got
a commission.
And we didn't have
to meet up with the clients
-ourselves anymore.
-That's what this is about?
You and Fiona are pimping
people out.
Shh! No.
I mean, everyone can
make their own decision.
We were just initiating
the opportunity.
You mean manipulating them.
I know how it looks,
but at the end of the day,
it was always their choice.
Until now.
Daniel's been kidnapping people.
His clients want their fantasy
even if the influencer says no.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
-(KIMMY SCREAMS)
-We gotta go.
Don't touch me!
JACK:
Look, I know you hate me
right now
and you should.
I hate me, too.
But please let me get you out
of here.
(SCREAMING)
I'm gonna make this up to you.
Okay, I just...
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(PHONE DINGS)
We gotta go. Now.
This way.
We can't just leave Jenner,
Kimmy, and Myami.
What if you get caught?
I'm not leaving them.
Damn.
Looks like
she put up a fight.
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
Myami!
Myami?
He's not here.
Let's go.
JENNER:
Hands off, you perv!
(GRUNTING)
Jenner!
Karissa?
What's going on here?
They're trying
to kidnap everyone.
JACK:
This place is completely
locked down.
Quickly, quietly.
-Let's go.
-WOMAN 2: Stop!
No!
No!
No.
You know,
you could always come back.
I still think about you.
You're free to think
about whoever you want.
After this, we're equals.
(DANIEL LAUGHS)
Equal?
You're just a glorified
saleswoman.
And you're just a customer.
Now that we know our roles,
let's keep them that way.
No! No, I didn't say anything!
I didn't tell anybody!
You didn't?
You should have left
when you had the chance, huh?
Not the face, idiot!
I do not want
to damage the merchandise.
FIONA:
Men.
Such smooth-brained idiots.
(GRUNTS)
(SPEAKS THAI)
Where is Karissa?
Probably with Jack.
DANIEL:
You find them.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Wait here. Okay.
Okay, let's go. Now.
(YELLS, GROANS)
See?
Not the face!
(SCREAMS)
Myami! Are you okay?
He won't help you.
He's known about what's been
going on the whole time.
Myami, what's she talking about?
Myami knew that Jane
was on the yacht.
We had to make sure that
he didn't say anything.
Felicia.
Oh, don't look so sad.
He had no choice, eh?
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SOBBING)
No! No! No!
Leave her alone.
This is my fault.
DANIEL:
f*ck, Jack.
I have people waiting.
Han! Make sure she gets
to the yacht.
Sorry, love.
I'm not going
to let you leave me.
(GRUNTS) Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
FIONA:
And you, horse girl.
Jack will be fine.
He'll get over you.
He's got me.
But you...
You'll be with a Russian with
bad knees and vodka breath.
That's going
to burn every time his lips
are on you.
Then he'll grow tired of you
and eventually sell you
to some Sheikh in Dubai.
From that point on,
you'll be used goods
to be passed around
to Eastern Europe, Africa,
maybe United States.
You'll see the whole world
from your back or on your knees.
But you'll never see home again.
Fiona, I'm so sorry
for what they did to you.
-You don't know me.
-Then leave with us.
Get away from this.
Get away from it.
I mean, it's not too late.
(KISSES)
It's too late for me.
(GRUNTS, WHISPERS)
Hey, love.
I gave you a light accelerant
to wake you up.
JACK:
What?
What's going on?
We're celebrating.
(JACK SIGHS)
You're really ruining the mood.
Where's Karissa?
It's ruined.
-(GRUNTS)
-Easy.
Easy.
b*llet passed through.
It's just a flesh wound.
You'll be fine.
Fiona, what did you do?
I did what I had to.
What you couldn't.
For us.
We're free now.
Those people don't deserve this.
She doesn't deserve this.
Shut up about her!
Did she find a way
to get you out
of whoring yourself?
Did she stand by you even when
you started seeing other people?
Did she make difficult choices
to get you out of debt?
-We're not together anymore.
-Shut up.
We haven't been for two years.
(GRUNTS)
Stop!
We're done.
We've been done.
FIONA:
I hate you!
No. I love you.
I love you!
(YELLING) Jack!
Jack!
(SOBBING)
Jack.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to our auction.
These four specimens behind me
here are all for sale
for your pleasure.
You've seen them on Fayme
and now you can have them
in real life.
And after the sale,
your prize will be available
for you on the Artemis.
Let's begin!
(APPLAUSE)
-(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
-(BANGING ON GLASS)
First up, a princess of skin.
She's shown you everything
on Fayme,
and now you can have everything
in the flesh
for all your fantasies.
Kimcredible!
(APPLAUSE)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
The bidding starts at 1 million.
BIDDER 1:
$1 million.
-HOST: 1 million, got 1 million.
-1.1.
-HOST: 1.1. We got 1.1.
-2 million.
-HOST: 2 million.
-3 million.
HOST:
3 million. Do we hear 3.1?
-3.1!
-HOST: 3.1.
-BIDDER 5: 3.2.
-HOST: 3.2.
Do you hear 3.3?
3.3?
3.2. Going once.
Going twice.
Sold to bidder on number four.
(APPLAUSE)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(WATER SPLASHING)
Change.
Change.
Daniel is coming
from the auction soon.
Can you give me
some privacy at least?
Next, a prince of pump.
He may only have a million
followers, but he's all natural.
Absolutely no additive
in this bid.
This is Double J Life.
Let's start the bidding
at 2 million.
-2.5 million.
-HOST: 2.5 million.
We got 2.5. Do you hear 2.6?
-4 million.
-HOST: 4 million.
We got 4 million.
Do you hear 4.1?
4.1.
Sold!
(APPLAUSE)
Sold!
Sold!
You can blink, you know.
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
Out.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Why do you look so sad?
The auction is still going.
But I couldn't wait.
You are going to like this.
Just like Fiona did.
(GRUNTS)
(BODY THUDS)
(KARISSA WHIMPERS)
(WATER SPLASHING)
(WHIMPERS)
(GROANS)
(DOOR KNOCKS)
Not now!
HANS:
It's important.
Be right back.
(SOBBING)
(SNIFFLES)
(PANTING)
Let's go. Come on.
(GRUNTS)
-Go.
-Get of me.
(GRUNTS)
JENNER:
Where am I?
Where are you taking us?
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Jack?
-Jack!
-You okay?
Yeah.
(PANTS)
-I came back for everyone.
-How did you find me?
Your tracker.
But they took my phone.
Yeah, it's actually
in your wristband.
Yeah.
Cell service
is terrible out here.
Okay. Let's--
Get the others.
DANIEL:
Karissa.
(GRUNTING)
Stop!
Get on your knees.
Come. Karissa
Hands behind your back.
On your knees!
You're not going to sh**t me.
(PANTS)
(GROANS)
(KEYS CLINKING)
Jerk.
(GROANS, PANTS)
Jack, I'll be right back.
Dang it, no signal.
(MALCOLM SIGHS)
No, no. Please, please, please.
I'm not supposed to be here.
Please, no.
Karissa!
Oh my God, he has a g*n!
-(SCREAMS)
-What was that?
(MALCOLM & KARISSA PANTING)
-We gotta go.
-Did you call the police?
I can't. No signal.
Let's try outside.
Okay, come on.
Let's go. Come on!
(WAVES SPLASHING)
(PANTS)
Oh sh*t.
Still no signal.
Myami! Where are you going?
(ENGINE REVVS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my God.
(SIGHS) Thank God, you're okay.
Nice outfit.
I had one just like that.
Where's Daniel?
I don't know. I woke up alone.
I can't call the police.
There's no reception.
Yeah, we're too far from shore.
We should find the others
and call the police
from the house.
Hey.
Thanks for coming back for me.
Now let's get off this boat.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
Let's never speak of this.
Gladly.
f*ck me!
Okay. Go, go, go, go.
Follow me.
Lifeboats this way.
Shh, wait?
Where's Myami?
He already left.
Without us?
Let's go.
Almost there.
SECURITY 3:
Up top!
Go, go, go!
-SECURITY 4: Freeze!
-(GASPS)
JENNER:
Oh no!
DANIEL:
Planning on going for a swim,
Jack?
(PANTS)
(LAUGHS)
How do you like my g*n?
It's nice.
Still like the GL*CK 30
I have on the farm.
Let's see.
What, two rounds in the g*n.
One in Jack's leg.
The other you put
into Mr. Sheets.
So...
You're empty.
Go ahead. Check, huh?
-(g*n CLINKS)
-(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
Jack.
(SIGHS)
You really messed this up.
All you had
to do was take your money
and walk away.
I even cleared your debt.
Ungrateful piece of sh*t.
This time I am going
to mess up the face.
I'm sorry.
-It's too late.
-Not to you.
To her.
I'm so sorry.
I forgive you.
(DANIEL LAUGHS)
DANIEL:
Touching!
But it's all over.
(SIREN WAILING)
Nobody sh**t!
OFFICER 2 ON SPEAKER:
Attention!
This is the Thai Police.
Put your weapons down!
-(SIGHS)
-DANIEL: g*ns down!
(g*ns CLINKING)
(SIREN WAILING)
Myami.
OFFICER 1 ON SPEAKER:
This is the police.
Turn off your engine and
prepare to be boarded.
He didn't leave us.
DANIEL:
Jack.
I see you again, hm?
Not likely.
(DANIEL LAUGHS)
So you're saying Jane Fisher
texted you that she was here
on this yacht
when she disappeared?
Yes. Uh, I sent the text.
We need to take DNA samples
from everyone involved.
This could be tough though.
CHLOE:
She was here.
I'm a witness.
-What?
-I was here that night.
I invited her,
but I didn't think that anything
-was gonna happen.
-Are you willing to testify?
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON
SPEAKER)
Good.
We'll need your testimony.
I'll also help in any way I can.
Daniel was my main sponsor.
I know some of his contacts.
We have businessmen here
from multiple countries.
This was a huge operation.
We're gonna need your help
to shut this thing down for
good.
Yes. Of course.
Funny how bad I wanted
to see the ocean.
I don't think I ever want
to see it again.
And even after all this,
my family still lose their farm.
No, they won't.
-What?
-I took care of it.
Check your account.
I told you
I'd make it up to you.
-Okay, I just--
-(PHONE DINGS)
KIMMY:
No, no!
We gotta go, now!
I know I still have a lot to do
to fix everything.
It's a start.
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON
SPEAKER)
(SIREN WAILING)
I owe you truck-style food.
(CHUCKLE)
You know, I think I would make
a really excellent ranch hand.
I'll think on it.
Might ruin you a manicure.
What?
Well, well, well.
Look what we have here.
Taste, lifestyle, pump,
and skin.
So, Faymers.
Honestly, I need to take
a break from Fayme.
I think the pump life's over
for me anyways.
What do you say?
Join your mate for a booze-up?
I'm not rich,
but sure am thirsty.
(LAUGHING)
Sure, I could use a drink.
And a break from Fayme.
What am I doing?
I almost left
my daughter without a mother.
Hold on. You have a daughter?
Still.
She's 6. She's my world.
That's why I date,
thinking of her future.
But it hasn't always worked out.
They've just been the wrong
type of people.
Hmm.
Hey Jack, can I ask you a favor?
Anything.
-Okay.
-I knew where we're going.
MALCOLM:
No, no, no, no.
-KIMMY: Okay.
-All one.
Okay, just make sure you get
the right angle, girl.
(CHUCKLES)
(SCREAMS)
(CLICKS PICTURE)
Girl, it's crazy.
How the way you talking?
-You need to chill.
-No, you need a chill.
Come here.
Wooh!
And an even bigger one
this time.
(CHEER)
Ooh, look, a candy store.
Want some candy?
-Come on!
-Yes.
Okay, go. Go, girl!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(WATER SPLASHING)
(CHIMES)
(HORSE NEIGH)
(CHIMES)
(HORSE NEIGH)
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Yeah, she imagined it
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Everybody gets to know
who the one
Behind the camera is
And how much dough
she can borrow
By becoming someone's fantasy
But I think they treat it
like an actor
On the moving screen
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
But sex sells the dream
You know it's not
what it seems
The audience
Now boost up hooks
Maybe one day you could be
another kid
Who just need exposure
Followers geotargeted,
they feel a gentle pull
They feel the posts
Now we need to know
who can get the most
Directed some of my everyday,
everything that's presented
Likes, replies,
and mentions
Impressions measure
the metric
She's recognized,
fame indeed
Who influences the influencee
Oh, it's not what you think
Internships, apprentices,
friendships
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Sponsorships drop second
Y'all are forgetting
she's a millionaire
Look at the dress
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Convincing she was next to be
the means to an end
Overseer
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Who's steering
the steering wheel
The machine that contains
the most different seals
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
It means,
it's not what it seems
MAN:
Yeah, after checking out
your profile,
I mean, we think
you're a really good match.
He was super impressed.
Yeah, you just have to
come out on the yacht.
I mean,
it's super nice out there.
Have a few drinks,
we'll do a quick photoshoot.
I mean, he really wants
to meet you.
And this will be an amazing
move for your career.
He's got this network
of connections.
These girls' profiles
just shot way up.
What's that?
Is it safe?
Yeah, of course, it's safe.
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Been to a castle,
that's surrounded by shadows
Surrounded by people
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Once they want a trip
to paradise
Unaware of the lies
They lurk in every corner
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
They're slowly creeping
to become a part
Of the presence
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
Suddenly realizing that
she's part of the supply
To make the million followers
and a billion likes
Do whatever it takes,
live any kind of life
Outside or inside
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)
But it's not what it seems
But it's not what it seems
But it's not what it seems
But it's not what it seems
Just hold my hand
and come with me
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