01x05 - Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

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Seven dog years ago, the laboratory of

geneticist William Shepherd was destroyed

and his research stolen by t*rrorists.

Shepherd survived the attack and went

underground to create a new breed of

super canines who fight for justice.

These dogs are the pets of world leaders,

but when called to action, they become a

team of awesome crime fighters. They're

known as the Road Rovers.

Bark and scratch and Frisbee caption.

Presidential pets. That's us. Chasing to

the canines who drive supercars

and pets. Summit Drew. I like

you.

Jason racing down the road. Road

roller. Hunter is a hero hound.

Leader of the pack. Cool. In

London town, watching me attack

Exiles from Siberia, with super chose a

sight That's me! Let's choose on

Siberia's His boxers then is bite I'm

perfect Shag is strong from head to toe A

coward through and through Well, well,

well Muzzle stack is gonna blow He's sure

a screw or two They fight for right, Jose

and I In every episode Let's roll Now

it's time to hit the bone

Anything?Nah, it's just another quiet

night.

Hold it right there.

This is bad news. Road Rovers, a

new brand of evil has reared its ugly

head. Ah, man, I like the old

brand. Actually, the new brand of evil

has more nuts. Oh, yummy. We

have confirmed 4 museum break-ins around

the world in the past 24 hours. The

perpetrators are guys in

pajamas. Oh,

ninjas. Cool. All of the

missing artifacts once belonged to the

most powerful samurais of ancient Japan,

the Kurikawa. The ninjas have already

stolen 4 Kurikawa remains, a banner,

a disc of Jade, a teapot, and a China

vase. The only other Kurikawa object, the

statue of Buddha, remains inside a temple

in Japan. So what's the plan?

Go to Japan, Rovers, and stop

those ninjas. Yes, Sir.

Let's hit the road, Rovers.

Sonic Rover is the fastest jet ever made.

Look how you get to fly. I have a

license. A pilot license. No, a

dog license. I do

not understand this book called Go, Dog,

Go. Why does the boy dog not like the hat

of the girl dog?It seems like perfectly

fine hat. Well, you've got to read the

whole thing, Exile. Oh, there is payoff.

Ah, I will read that. Uh,

Shag you were supposed to go before we

left.

Okay, hold it till we find a ming vase

inside the museum. Exile, you and Blitz

go around and check out the rear

entrance. Excellent. I bite anything that

comes out of the rear. Sigmund Freud

would have Field Day with Blood Boy like

you.

I know it's closed, Shag but we're not

coming back in the morning. Sharon, no!

Remind me never to get on Colleen's bad

side.

Absolutely fantastic.

Cool statue.

Ah, I am disappointed. No ninja tushes to

bite. You're one strange,

funky dog man. Hey, cheer up,

Blitz. It looks like we beat those ninjas

to the punch.

Wow, great moves. Can you guys teach me

how to do that?

I am believing that these Japanese were

big, fat, yet.

Give the cold shoulder, Exile.

I love being Road Rover.

Maybe I'd better stick to making snow

cones.

Sicka blitz! I would,

really I would, but I'm feeling a little

fluish. Quite pushy biting

bouquet, when you care enough to say the

very best.

See, my boy?Nothing to be afraid of.

Yes, I actually liked Stallone in

Judge Dredd. I really did.

Excuse me, fella. Care to dance?Macarena!



The butter! The jerk! The fruit! The

mashed potato! Monkey chicken!

No way they're gonna get their hands on

you. I saw it first.

Oh, I lost it.

I would not have predicted this. As you

say in America, this is stinky.

So is the ninja's scent. They're not

wearing any deodorant. And they

smell like dogs.

The scent leads into this cave.

What do you mean we need to go back home?

I'm sure you didn't leave a pot roast in

the oven, Chad. And

I turned off the coffee. Blitz is

missing. Ooh, exile. That's the

nicest thing you've ever said to me.

I'd say it again if you like. Yoo-hoo!

Hi, pretty lady. Need a lift?No,

thanks. Your mom taught me never to take

a ride from strangers. I am stranger?

Stranger than anyone I know. We're off.

Smells like those ninjas split up. We

better do the same. Roger. Who is Roger?

There we go. Comfy. Much

better. OK,

Shag it's just you and me now, so stay

close. Whoa,

not that close. I think they

headed this way. Whose

wheels are those?

That smell is strong here.

No, not you, buddy. The ninjas.

Bullshit

Comrade Khalid. Perhaps you should go,

dog. Go. Relax, Exile. I

really don't need a backseat driver. If

you do not speed up soon, there will be

no backseat.

Blimey, I've seen some rude drivers in my

time, but this one takes a cake. He's

also licking out frosty. You are

disgusting me.

Push another button before the hurting

starts.

Good sh**t. Thanks, Exile. I aimed,

please. Excuse me, but don't be

forgetting about me.

HuhUgh, that stuff smells worse than your

Limburger tuna melt, Shag

Okay, okay, it's almost as bad.

Hey, nice fit, pal.

So, do you have the

final piece?Good.

I am grateful for your efforts.

It's Parvo. Yet another

unexpected twist. Bummer. You

shall be properly rewarded. Yes,

we will let you live. I

smelled the dogs, but I should have

smelled the rat, huh, ShagShag

Oh, no. General, I've

scanned the first four artifacts. With

this final element, we will have our map.

Proceed.

It's coming together.

Yes, we've got it. Lock the coordinates

now.

What is this?

Shag Let him go!

Shepard's pets can't leave their running

noses out of my business. Too bad,

Rovers. This is going to be your

last mission.

Lessons!

Activate the suction pumps. Yes, General.

Excellent blousens, by the way.

This is no time for whimpering, Shag

Shag this is the time for whimpering.

Take these two road rovers to the Canal

mutator and have them reconditioned. Ohh

We'll pass on the reconditioning. Just a

shampoo and rinse will be fine, thanks.

It's on the run. Looks like skipping to

me. Follow it, but don't get too close.

She's led us straight to the nest. The

hole's too small for us to get in. Not

for long.

Perfect. The nest

is mine. What should we do

about the mother?Blast her. But why?

I don't need her. I need the

eggs. Aye, sir.

No!

I should have driven. This tunnel got us

nowhere. That is not true. It got us out

into the open. We've got fresh air, we

can stretch our legs, and we can see the

wildlife up close.

Maybe this is just a bad dream. Yeah,

that's it, Blitz. Just one too many

Spielberg movies. Just keep telling

yourself, there's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

I need ruby slippers.

You need analysis.

This is the last time we leave Muzzle

behind. Now, ShagAh,

back to the pound for those two. You

know, Shag it's really too bad Muzzle

missed this. He would have loved the

exercise.

But there is nothing like the power of a

newborn babe's love

ohh Once your kind ruled the

earth and now with me as

your father we will rule it

again Soon you will grow

to love and obey me

We'll be one big happy family

loyal to each otherand

hungry for conquest.

And they say nobody cares about family

values anymore.

Some say let Sleeping Dog fly, but

I say wake up and smell the bacon.

Shag I'll go after Parvo. Watch this

little guy. I'm counting on you, pal.

General, I have failed. What

do you mean?I told you to blast a

dinosaur. I tried. I

tried.

This is a disappointment.

Fight, stunt and fight. Discretion is the

better part of valor. What does that mean?

It means let's get out of here!

Lozenge!

OK, kids, it's back home for you.

Yoo-hoo, hunter. What's with the

eggy-weggies, Auntie Wuntie?Later,

Kalian. Right now, we've got to get that

green mist back into the cave. That's

what keeps these dinosaurs sleeping. How

do you know that?I spied on Parvo. We

can do it with that gizmo. Easy as cake.

Like taking bite from a baby. Yeah, what

he said. Oh, better hurry, guys. Mama's

not a happy camper.

Go, Chad!

I love family reunions.

Sleep well, kids.

See you in a few thousand years. To the

power of the pack.

Don't worry, love. You and all the Shiba

Inus will be returned to your masters.

So, why are you crying?I

have finished my book and I am deeply

moved by the joyous conclusion.

It turns out the boy don't like the

hat of the girl don very, very much.

Aren't happy endings cool?I love

happy endings!

We love you, too. You've done it

again, Road Rovers. They're good, good

dogs. You may each have a doggy treat.

Yay! Let

me get this straight. We saved the world,

and a doggy biscuit is the thanks we get

for a job well done?That's about the size

of it. I love this gig.