Scorned Waifu (2024)

[bunniefuu]

One, two, three.

Son.

Please tell me you did not bring

that thing out on the town again?

How many times do I have to tell

you that Yua Niijima is not a thing.

She's my waifu.

Nathan...

You can't keep dating

an inanimate object.

Why can't you date a real person

like your sister, Tiffany?

Someone say my name?

Tiffany, please convince you

brother to ditch that thing

and find a real girl.

Yeah. Sorry, Mom. I

think he's a lost cause.

I think he's a lost cause.

Well, I'm sorry you can't

understand our relationship.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Don't know if there's a girl

out there who can date that.

Looks like he's still

in that phase, huh?

Yeah, and it's been two months since

he's been carrying that thing around.

What are we gonna do?

Honey, we made a promise

that we would support

our children in

all walks of life.

I was prepared for

every scenario.

If he was straight, g*y, bi or trans,

but not dating a freaking pillow.

It's probably just a phase.

We just have to ride it out.

That's what you said six

weeks ago and here we are.

He's just trying to

figure things out.

Nobody said it was

going to be perfect.

I mean, it's like when

you're trying to get sober,

that took a lot of

time and effort, right?

Yeah.

I'm... I just want him to have

a happy and successful life.

Is that too much to ask?

And he will, okay?

We didn't even figure out our

own careers until we were 29.

He's just trying to

figure out this life.

Yeah.

I guess you're right.

But...

I still don't think he should

carry that thing around in public.

The world is pretty

open minded these days.

And even if he gets

teased a little bit,

it'll help him develop

some thicker skin, and, uh,

develop character.

Because dating a pillow is a

normal, everyday occurrence?

Where are you going?

I'm going to the

pool for a few hours.

And on the way back home, I'm

gonna pick up some dinner.

Tiffany, it's your pick

tonight. What do you like?

Fried chicken, please.

Fried chicken it is.

My mom just doesn't

get it, you know.

As I said before, you

can't let her get to you.

Some people just can't understand

other people's lifestyle, but...

maybe she'll come around.

Yeah. Maybe she will.

Have you tried

showing her the anime?

I tried to get her through

the first episode of

Magical Girl Hunting Zone,

but she just

couldn't get into it.

So, she didn't even get to see

the whole magical cast, huh?

I mean, she did get to see Yua

Niijima but not in her magical form.

Yeah. That girl kicks all sorts

of stuff when she transforms.

Anyway, I just finished

another chapter of my manga.

Do you wanna come over

and proofread it for me?

Um, yeah, I ca I can

head over right now.

Great. I can prep some pizza

rolls for us to snack on too.

Sounds good. Um,

I'll be over there.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Son?

Are you planning to

take that out again?

Yeah. Yua and I are gonna go

see Katarina for a little bit.

- Okay. Well, you don't need to bring...

- But... what?

With you.

Then Yua's gonna miss

out on the pizza rolls,

and then who knows what else.

Okay. Body pillows don't eat.

That is an inanimate object.

Yua has a big appetite

as you would know.

She needs all the energy

for when she has to battle

the magical girl hunters.

Oh, my God. Okay. That thing never

speaks. It just lays there, lifeless.

And besides, if you bring it

out again and the neighbors see,

and what if they

call the cops again?

Then let them call the cops.

It's not ill*gal to date a waifu.

And she's 19.

- Okay. - It's legal.

- Okay. I'm just gonna take...

- Mom...

- You're not taking it with you.

Okay. Listen. - Stop. - Listen.

Nathan, you look super f*cking weird

carrying this thing around, okay?

You are... you are way

too old for this. Okay?

And it's time, it's

time to be a real adult.

So, just leave it here, please.

- Mom, stop. - Please.

Stop. No. - Mom, stop.

Mom!

How can you do this to us?

How can you...

- I didn't mean to do that.

Oh, come on. Son, I'm sorry.

sh*t!

Well, that was fun.

You know, ugh, you better

not put that on social media.

This is for my

personal collection.

I just like seeing

Nathan fail at life.

Besides,

this wouldn't been able

to makeup content anyway.

You know, it really

wouldn't hurt

to record some of his

positive moments too.

My Yua's injured.

Can you help her?

Oh, no.

What happened to this girl?

My mom happened.

Hmm.

It doesn't look

too bad actually.

Come inside.

So, your mom is on the offensive,

and attacking Yua Niijima now, huh?

Well, I don't know.

It's complicated.

Like...

I tried to explain to my mom how

waifus work many times and...

it's like she forgets and

then thinks it's super weird.

She grow up from a different

generation from us. So...

You might wanna cut her

a little slack, you know.

Yeah, but it's not like I'm

hurting anybody around me.

You know I just wanna live

my life the way I choose.

You could try to find another third

dimensional girl to date again.

And take on all the baggage

that comes with that?

Things did not end

well with Megan.

I just get triggered

even thinking about it.

Listen, Megan was a

self-centered fool,

who left the relationship because she

was not mature enough to handle it.

I like the way things are now.

I have you as a best friend.

Yua helps me sleep at night.

Life is good.

You do know that

any new relationship

has an amount of

risk to it, right?

Well, yes.

I know that.

Crap!

I can't find any

thread that would work.

Might have to get

some more supplies.

Is it cool if Yua spends

a few days with me?

You know what?

I think she would like that.

Great.

Let's go finish those

pizza rolls. I'm starving.

Hey, honey. I'm

back from my swim.

The chicken is on the table.

Oh...

Oh, okay. Thanks hon. I

will be out in a second.

Just finishing up.

Okay. Sounds good.

Hmm.

So how was your day?

It was...

okay.

So, your afternoon

was pretty rough, huh?

What makes you say that?

Tiffany sent me the

video this afternoon.

Now you know how much I

messed up as a parent today.

You did not mess up, honey.

You're just doing what you

think is best for your son.

And sometimes that

doesn't always work out.

Do you ever feel like

we failed our children?

Like we messed up along the way?

Pamela...

There is no perfect way to raise

children. You could try a hundred times.

And somewhere along the

way, you will mess up.

Somewhere.

But that's okay because

that's what life is about.

It's about royally f*cking up.

And then learning

from those f*ck ups.

I just...

I thought they'd have successful

careers and relationships by now.

And they will.

You just have to have faith that

they will find their own happiness.

And in the end isn't that

what matters the most?

That was a little awkward, love.

Our son hates me.

My...

Come here.

Come here.

Your son still loves you, okay?

I'll talk to him in the morning.

It will be fine.

Promise.

Promise.

Now eat your chicken.

It's getting cold.

Come on.

There is a long line in

the drive thru for this.

Come on.

Is your Yua in the hospital?

Poor thing.

Well, just to let you know.

She is in the bests

hands there are.

Good morning, son.

How did you sleep last night?

Well, not the best. I didn't

have Yua with me last night.

Um...

Is mom still asleep?

Yeah, yeah. You

know your mother.

She loves her beauty

rest and, uh...

God knows she

needs it right now.

Hey, say I was wondering...

maybe you could compromise

with your mother

a little bit, and not take

that pillow out, uh...

Yua...

Not take Yua out so much.

Not you too, dad.

Really? Just until

you move out, okay?

And then you could have, a harem

of anime chicks if you will.

But it's like your

mom. She got sober.

Not just for herself,

but for the entire family.

Mom's scared you're going

to be labelled a weeb

for the rest of your life and

you'll never have a career.

Tiffany.

Show a little

sympathy, will you?

What? You don't have

to worry about me.

I have 70,000 followers

on my channel.

So, my career is on fire.

Yeah, you make makeup

tutorials for YouTube.

How original.

And what have you

done recently of note?

I've been working on...

stuff.

I'm gonna be a manga

editor one day.

What does that even mean?

Manga editors?

Well, they help aid the

process of taking original,

original Japanese content

and making it ready for republication

for you English readers.

Wow.

That is very specific.

Alright, that's enough.

Everybody just enjoy this awesome

breakfast made by yours truly.

Well, thanks for breakfast,

dad but I'm gonna head out.

By yourself?

Are you sure you'll be

okay without your waifu?

Yeah, I'll be fine. I just...

I just need to clear

my head for a bit.

Take care, son.

If you need anything,

we're here for you.

You know,

I really miss the days when

you and your brother got along.

Aren't siblings

supposed to fight?

It's free entertainment, dad.

You're welcome.

No, no, no.

Yes!

Gotcha!

Excuse me.

Are you gonna give

anyone else a turn?

Yeah, a little bit. Sorry,

I was just so into the...

Oh, dammit!

Oops.

Looks like I lost.

I'm sorry about

costing you your game

but, you were there

for 16 rounds of play.

Sixtee...

Wow.

Well, yeah, sorry, um...

This is my favorite game

in the entire place.

You see the sound

design and the graphics

are really, really

good. They're topnotch.

And I was trying to get

to the final boss but...

the game is pretty hard.

Um...

zombies do a lot

of damage, you see.

Are sure it's just the

zombies giving you trouble?

If you stick around I can show

you how much a*s I can kick.

- I... - Move, move.

Alright.

Let's see what you got. - Yeah.

Zombie, move.

Okay.

Alright, top right.

Yep, yep.

The trick is to watch

for the zombie cats.

Those little meow meow b*stards

will do you in for sure.

Horror games are

my gem, you know.

My goal is to play them all.

I mean, well, you do know

that there's a whole lot of

horror games out there right?

A lot.

Are you really doubting my

determination to play them all?

No. I..

I mean, I didn't say that.

What I mean to say...

there is probably more

than a thousand out there

and obviously more to come.

You don't even know how

many I've already played.

Well, it can't be all them.

Hit the tops.

Okay. I'll tell you what.

Hmm.

If you can last longer than

me in this zombie game,

then I'll let you know

how many I've played.

I-I-I should probably head out.

I, I don't, I don't think I can.

Come on. You don't

know until you try.

What do you have to lose, huh?

Okay. Alright, you're on.

Yes!

- Watch out, watch out.

- Yeah. I got them. I got them.

First place.

Whoa!

Not bad so far.

But careful, we're almost

at the zombie cats.

Don't worry, I got them.

I'm ready for them.

Come on. I thought you

said you're ready for them.

Come on. I... they got

you too, didn't they?

A little p*ssy to the face never

hurt anyone so bad, am I right?

- Um... - Don't lose focus now.

Right, right, right. Sorry.

Not bad, kid.

Not bad.

You can totally qualify for a

zombie apocalypse license now.

I, I don't know how

valid that would be

for today's standard but,

don't you think that

would be kinda useless?

Well, maybe now, yes, but,

you never know what kind

of apocalypse will pop-up.

I mean we had that wild pandemic

just over a year ago, so...

Well, I guess you're

right. But, um...

since I did win,

uh...

how many horror games

have you played?

I will deliver my promise,

but,

another day.

Whoa.

Why not? I mean...

By the way, my name is Luna.

Um...

Oh, okay. My name is Nathan.

There you go, Yua.

All better now.

Jesus!

Hey, Tiffany. Is Nathan here?

Um...

yeah, I think he's in his room.

Cool. Could you let him

know Yua Niijima is here?

Sure.

Nathan, your waifu's here.

Don't keep her waiting.

Wow.

Look at Yua's all patched up.

Let me see. Let me

see. Let me see.

Oh, my gosh.

She looks brand new,

how did you do it?

Magic, of course.

Only the best treatment

for my magical girl, Yua.

I knew she was in the

best hands with you.

Thank you so much.

You are very welcome.

Uh... oh!

Um...

anyway, I gotta go

to my family's event.

But, uh, do you wanna hangout

at my place tomorrow night?

Yeah. Of course.

I could be there.

And again, thank you so

much for healing her.

- Take good care of her. - Okay.

Alright, bye. I'll

see you later.

I'll see you tomorrow.

- See you tomorrow.

It is good to have

you back, Yua.

You look so good.

Yua, you wouldn't

believe the day I've had.

No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't.

I was at the arcade, right?

Then this weird girl

she just comes up to me.

And tells me her

insane goal of...

of playing every single

horror game there was.

Can you believe that?

But I'm not gonna lie, she...

she was kinda cute.

Can you believe that?

Hey.

Hey. Whats up, mom?

I...

I am really sorry

about the other day

with your pillow

or...

with Yua.

Uh, well, Katarina

already fixed her. So...

she's all good to go.

Everything's alright.

Thank you though.

Oh.

Okay.

So?

How did it go?

It was...

too easy.

I thought he'd be more upset.

Well, you know what they say,

you're born to forgive.

Just gotta learn to let it go.

I guess you're right.

Oh...

- Are you... - Just fine.

- You okay?

Oh, God.

Oh.

What the?!

Are you...

Kat.

Will you stop knocking already?

I'm coming.

Kat.

Kat!

We have a problem.

A problem?

What?

Okay.

What's happening?

A girl wants to come

over to my place.

Is that it?

Yes. But, I'm freaking out.

Okay, okay.

Take a deep breath.

I will go make some tea.

Okay.

And you can tell me

what the hell I missed.

Okay.

Alright.

Okay.

Here.

Okay.

So?

Luna texted you.

And she is coming over

to your house tomorrow.

I don't see the problem here.

What if she sees my room?

And my anime stuff?

What if she thinks I am a weeb?

Um, have you asked Luna

if she's seen any

anime or is into it?

I mean, you don't get it Kat.

She is into hardcore

horror games. There's...

no way, she would

wanna be into anime.

Okay, Nathan.

I know that Megan,

didn't like anime.

But, that doesn't mean...

- Exactly.

That's when...

That's when the relationship

started to fall apart.

But that was Megan.

Your ex is in the past.

What if Luna is a

hardcore anime fan?

You didn't think

about that, did you?

No.

Look.

I'm glad that,

Yua Niijima has been good

for you during this time.

But...

this sounds like a step

in the right direction.

And if it doesn't work out...

Then she's gonna hate me...

forever.

Okay, okay.

Take some deep

breaths.

Okay.

If it doesn't work out,

then it wasn't meant to be.

Just because the

whole world seems to

obsess about romance,

doesn't mean that you have to.

I mean, look at the

confidence you show.

When you are dating Yua

out in the world and

showing what the power of

2D lovers is all about.

Now just shift that

confidence to dating

and you'll be set.

What's with the speaker setups?

Oh, oh that?

Um, let's see.

Well, uh,

I've read online that

if you listen to music

from all four directions,

it helps you focus more.

I've been using it to

help with my manga.

Interesting.

Does it work?

Well, yeah.

Wanna see my latest work?

Yeah. I think Yua and I would,

would like that.

Great. I'm up to Chapter 14 now.

Hey, Tiff.

You have anything that needs

to go to the storage unit?

Hmm...

I think I'm good.

Alright. Well, if

you think of anything

just place it on the

kitchen table, okay?

Okay.

So,

I feel like if you had

more zombies on that scene,

it will work out even better.

Yeah. You are right.

There definitely needs to be

more tension at that part.

Anyways,

thank you for having me over.

I feel a little better.

Yes.

Be sure to call me after

your date with Luna tomorrow.

I wanna know all the details.

Yeah, that's even if

she likes me anymore.

Just embrace your anime side,

and be yourself.

Maybe introduce her to Yua.

Great.

Now we're gonna take some powder

to set everything into place.

Oh, my God.

One second, please.

Can I help you?

Hey, yeah.

Can Yua Niijima stay in

your room for a little bit?

Um, why?

Um, well,

my friend's coming

over and she doesn't

really know about

all of my anime...

Your creepy anime

obsession. I got it.

It's not that creepy.

Can you help me, please?

Yep.

That thing is not

coming into my room.

But you have so much room.

Look, so much room over there.

I don't want that

thing staring at me

with those eyes at night.

Why are her eyes so big anyway?

It's to help them show

their emotions more.

Honestly.

They look so much more cuter.

Okay. Yep. That's creepy.

Look.

Dad is making one of his

storage unit tonight.

If you want to

hide her that way.

You know what, that could work.

Thanks, Tiff.

Mm-hmm. Wait.

If you want,

maybe I can hold on

to that stick for you.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I'll put it on my

videos or something.

Okay. There you go.

This is Yua's magical wand.

So, you have to promise me

you're gonna protect it...

Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna

break your precious toy.

I'm so sorry, Yua.

We're gonna be apart for a bit.

I'm so proud of you, son.

You took your mother's

advice I see, huh?

No, well, you see.

I'm just gonna be...

Embracing change...

is one of live's

greatest challenges.

I should know.

Getting married to your

mother was no easy task.

I'm just storing her

for a little bit.

I may need her in the...

- It's progress, son.

It's progress, son.

I, I, I...

right, I guess you

could call it that.

Yeah.

Alright, cool.

Uh, do you need anything else

to go into the storage unit?

I'm about to make

my drive up soon.

No. I think this is it.

Uh... No.

Right. Cool.

Awesome.

I'mma take a fat sh*t right now

but if you think of

anything in the meantime,

just let me know.

Will do.

Can you

help me?

What?

Uh, okay.

Please.

I'm so

lonely.

Please.

Touch me.

Hold me.

Aren't you so proud of our son?

I, uh.

Stop sneaking up

on me like that.

Well, sorry. I'm

just so excited.

Our son is finally

making some progress.

Oh.

I am glad.

This is going to

the storage shed.

Although,

I have to admit,

I might miss it a little bit.

You know,

now that I look at her,

she is pretty cute

and we do have a king size bed.

That's not what I meant.

She it still needs to go.

I'm not sleeping with a pillow

with a young girl on it.

Young girl?

These girls are in college.

Didn't Nathan show

you the anime?

They are of legal age.

David, stop being so creepy.

Okay?

I got you.

Sorry.

Il" give you a nice new...

Hello, and welcome to

We Are the Storage.

Where we provide all you

storage needs for everyday life.

Hi, um...

I just like to

store this items in

storage unit 42, please.

You have your membership card?

Yes.

Membership card.

Thank you. Now,

please wait while we

disinfect your

items for storage.

Uh, I think she is pretty clean.

Sir, I will let you know

when the items are clean.

So, have you watched

Magical Girl Hunting Zone?

It's an anime and she's

actually one of the characters

from that show and...

Sir, I do not watch

anime as it's filled

with annoying

tropes and cliches.

Not to mention,

fan service garbage.

Now, I like watching the

golden age of cartoons.

Like Popeye, or

Looney Tunes.

Classic Disney shorts

like Steamboat Willie.

You know, like when

they actually gave

a f*ck about quality.

Jeez.

What show hurt you?

That will be $59, please.

Thank you for choosing

We Are The Storage.

Where we provide all your

storage needs for everyday life.

Thank you very much.

See you in a couple of weeks.

We look forward to it, sir.

Lindsey!

Bring this b*tch out to unit 42

along with this boxes.

Yeah, yeah.

Give me the keys.

How many times do you

think he's f*cked this?

I don't even wanna know.

But, don't worry I

sprayed her damn good.

Yuck!

Well, I guess your

guy's got a new girl.

That's tough, girl.

That's life.

Life's a b*tch.

Are you enjoying my homemade

strawberry cake, darling?

Yes. This is the best

cake I've ever had.

Thank you.

I'm glad!

All my hard work saving

the world has paid off.

So, I can hangout with you.

You did an amazing job.

You and all the

other magical girls.

So, can I ask...

why did you kick me out?

Why did you leave me?

Kick you...?

What do you mean?

It's just that, I've

entertained you 17 times now.

And you know that going

through the whole story

arc takes a lot

out of me, right?

Yua, it's just that your show

is so good that...

it deserves to be

watched multiple times.

You know?

And there are a bunch

of other guys and girls

who want to get

with me, you know.

There are?

It just breaks my heart

to see you start to

ignore our relationship.

No. Yua, I promise that is

not what's happening, okay?

You are my one and only.

It's just...

we are in different

dimensions, you know.

I've told you, Nathan

I can fix that.

I'm the most powerful

magical girl there ever was.

Tell me you'll

keep your promise?

Of course.

I will.

You better. For if you don't,

I will hate for

you to regret it.

Okay. See you later, mom.

Oh, honey.

Honey, wait.

Make sure to take this with you.

Mom, I'm not gonna

bring a g*n over.

Baby.

I insist.

I-i-it's a dangerous

world out there and,

how do you know

you can trust him?

Nathan is harmless. I promise.

Okay?

But still I-I-I'll feel

safer if you took this.

If he tries to r*pe you,

you pull this out and

k*ll that son of a b*tch.

Wouldn't that make me

a m*rder*r then, mom?

Oh no.

Self-defense, baby.

Self-defense.

It's an excuse I use

and it works every time.

I'm gonna be fine.

I promise, mom.

You don't need to worry.

Until we live in a world where

they teach men not to r*pe,

I'm gonna continue to worry.

Okay. Fine.

Yes, girl.

Have a nice day.

Hoping you rock the day now.

Oh.

Love you.

Love you. That's my girl.

I love her.

- Hey, Nathan. - Hey, Luna.

Good to see you again.

Good to see you as well.

Would you like to come in?

Yes. Thank you.

So, this is the lair

in which you dwell?

Yes, um, I believe

most people call it...

a house.

Hmm! A house, a lair.

Same thing.

Now...

mm-hmm...

oh, that's chicken broth.

Mh-hmm. Yea

Would you like a

drink or anything?

Or something?

They say you can judge

a man based on his diet.

So, I'm doing some

research, okay?

Oh, uh...

just to let you

know, we-we may...

be...

we haven't been to

the store in a while.

So, we maybe

missing a few items.

Hmm.

Usually, we have

even more drinks and,

and meats and,

other stuff.

So, I really don't think right

now is a fair assessment.

Well,

good news.

You passed.

Ah, that hits the spot.

So, continue the tour.

Ah, yes of course my lady, um...

come on this way.

Along this aisle...

Thank you, my lord.

So...

this...

is the living room

in which we...

live

and chill.

It's a very nice setup.

- Thank you.

- And there is a piano.

Oh and a guitar.

Do you play?

No. That's just

there for decoration.

Um, my dad thinks that

people might think that we

may look classy or something.

I have no idea. - Mm-hmm.

I get it all wrong

You know, my mom,

she's in a metal band

and she wanted me to play

and continue the legacy but

I never really got into it.

- Wait. Your mom is in a metal band?

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's awesome.

You bet yeah.

She's the lead

vocalist of the band,

Hunting Convulsing m*rder Demon.

So, does that mean she does...

all the growls and all that?

She does.

She does. Try

living with a parent

who's growling all the time.

If my parents growl, I can't

I'll be out the house.

Yep.

But,

I'm curious.

What do you trynna do?

I mean, like what's your goal?

I wanna become a game designer

and create the scariest

game of all times.

Hence, my quest

to play them all.

And playing them,

you don't get scared

at all or anything?

Not so much anymore.

Once you know all the traps and

secrets and tricks of horror.

You can pretty much

predict what's coming next.

But,

when you do find that game

that makes you all tense and

makes you jump at

it's jump scares,

you know you found

something special there.

Sounds like you

have a serious...

dedication.

Mm-hmm.

You know it.

And speaking about games and,

you know how I beat

you that other time,

and then you just

walked off afterwards.

You never answered

that question.

True.

The one about how many

games I've played?

That's the question.

Sure.

I've beaten 313 of them.

The last being, The Evil Within.

Yeah. Impressive.

Light work.

Indeed.

The restroom is where?

Oh, it's, um,

down the hall to the left.

Thank you.

- Hey. - Hey.

What's up, how's it going?

Good.

I suspect that you wanna

continue on the tour.

Sure.

So, this is my bedroom.

In which I...

sleep, think and

then sometimes I...

do other stuff.

Other stuff?

That sounds kinda

dirty if you ask me.

Come on. Isn't that everybody's

uses of their bedroom?

Oh, so you admit it?

Yes. Okay. I do. I'm...

It smells very Fabreezy in here.

What? Are you trying to

hide a dead body or what?

No. I... it's just that...

You could check

don't check actually.

I just like clean

room, that smells nice.

Mm-hmm. I guess.

But it looks like you

used the whole bottle.

I used half the bottle,

okay? I'm not that wasteful.

Oh, sh*t. Um...

I'll be right back.

It sounds like my

family is home.

I didn't expect them to be home.

Just stay here and just

don't touch anything.

- Okay. - Promise me?

- Yes.

- Just don't touch anything.

Okay.

What?

You know,

I still can't believe

they don't carry the

cinnamon and brown sugar

french toast anymore.

Its a crime, I think.

No.

Let's just try getting

the classic french toast.

They always have them in stock.

Classic is disgusting

and belongs in the pier,

Mom.

Okay. Well,

you guys can try making your

own cinnamon french toast.

Ridiculous.

Hi. Um...

so, I have a friend

over right now and,

I would appreciate

it, I would love,

if you guys, you know,

chill, and quiet and,

not weird.

Excuse me.

You're the one dating

a magical anime girl

and I think that's

pretty weird, so...

Tiffany, sh-sh-

shu-shut.

Nothing about

Yua. Nothing about anime.

I'm trying to make a good

first impression here.

So...

Oh...

She's here now?

- Yes, mom she's... - Oooh.

- I'd like to keep it that way.

- Okay.

No... Not right now.

I mean, maybe later on.

Now's not the time.

Sooner or later, you'll meet...

Not now.

Later. - Okay.

Well, damn, son.

You're making even

more progress.

Consider me impressed.

Are you sure it's not just

another new body pillow?

You know what, just...

everybody just be...

like I said normal,

chill and quiet.

Don't be weird, especially you.

Normal.

I, sai-I sai...

Hey, son. You need a condom?

I don't need them. - I...

I have four.

You can have them.

No. It's fine. It's

fine. Take care.

Thank you.

Aren't you thirsty?

Oh, I could tell.

You're very thirsty.

Just one sip wouldn't hurt.

Alright...

Do you listen to two

dimensional arsenal?

The glam-metal band

that sings about waifus?

Why are you touching my stuff?

I mean, I mean,

this is just trash?

Don't touch my trash, please.

I knew something was off

the moment I stepped in here.

The empty walls and the pins

gave it away.

Oh and there's more.

No.

Oooh.

These girls are very pretty.

Please, I, uh...

Look...

I'm just gonna be

honest with you. Okay?

I am a weeb.

I like anime and I'm so

sorry if that offends you.

Why would that offend me?

Because...

just 'cause anime could

be as misogynistic,

sexual and creepy sometimes.

Okay. I get it, it's

some weird sh*t.

I need help.

Look, man.

Every genre of art has its

rough spots, one could say.

Even horror games.

They are not always

on the classy side of things.

Besides,

I don't hate anime.

- Wait, you don't? - No.

I have to play every

horror game remember.

That includes the

horror anime ones too, like

Corpse Party, Doki

Doki Literature Club,

and, Death End Request.

Right. I feel so stupid now.

So, this isn't a dealbreaker?

Come on, Nathan.

Read the f*cking room.

I wouldn't even be here

if I wasn't interested.

So...

would you kind of...

wanna be...

Do you wanna make it official

and be my girlfriend?

Only if you tell people,

I was the one making

the first move.

Alright.

That's it.

You've earned this.

Don't you feel so

refreshed and relaxed now?

Don't let that second

bottle go to waste now.

A manga editor.

That sounds like a very

interesting career.

Yeah.

But I just can't help

but feeling like,

the failure of the family.

A failure?

For what?

Pursuing your passion?

It's just...

that everybody in the family has

found their success

in some sort of way.

And then there's me.

Hey. I don't feel that is

a fair assessment at all.

Everyone is different and

everyone has it's

strengths and weaknesses.

So, what are you saying, that...

that everything will

workout in the end?

If you think about

how lucky you are to

have what you have,

to have people around you that

care about you and

just to be alive at all then,

isn't that something

special already?

Yeah. You're right.

Plus,

we are alive during the time

when there's a whole

lot of cool anime

and horror games.

Exactly.

Besides, a lot of

horror games characters

have a very short

life span, so...

I've learned to enjoy every

little thing that

life has to offer.

Oh, sh**t. It's my mom.

I should probably get going to

help her get ready for

her music video sh**t.

Okay.

Well...

I'd say this was a

successful first date,

wouldn't you?

Well, I'd say it's

a six out of ten.

A six?

Hey, that's above average man.

But there's always

room for improvement.

That's true.

Here. I'll walk you out.

Here you go.

Thank you.

So, oh...

This is the girl?

Hi.

You must be Nathan's mom?

Yeah, son.

She's got a real

hooker look going on.

- Mom. - What?

I'm so sorry about that. I...

Have you been... How much

have you been drinking?

Where did you get this?

Two or three bottles.

Not that much.

You're not even

supposed to be drinking.

I can not believe this.

- Come on.

Three bottles isn't

that much. Oh my...

It's a lot especially...

It's not even a big deal.

- Hi. - Oh, God damn.

Nathan.

This pillow...

She's got a great...

Okay.

Rack on her.

Are you...

Oh!

Come on. Take her.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oooh... Oh, oh, oh...

Oh, my god.

What the hell.

Oh, my god.

I'm so...

sorry.

- No. I'm fine. I'm fine. Hey, don't worry about me.

Tiffany, can you help

me bring her to the...

to the room. I mean, I need you

please bring her

to the other room.

No, no. I'm not going anywhere

near that mess.

Just help me out for

once please, thank you.

Thank you very much.

- I'm peachy.

I'm peachy as pie. - Come on.

- I'm so... - Sorry. So sorry.

So nice to meet you.

Okay, I didn't care about

these shoes, anyways so...

Okay. Ugh.

This is my place.

Um, hey, listen.

I wanna apologize

about my mom again.

I promise she is not

always like that.

Nah. No worries.

I guess...

first dates never go as planned?

Am I right?

Yeah.

Besides, my mom is

pretty crazy too, so...

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah?

Oh, and I will totally

buy you new shoes.

I'll take you up on that.

Um...

were there any reasons why

your mom called me a pillow

and groped me?

Oh, that? Um...

Pssh...

I don't know.

She-she was wasted.

Right?

Yeah.

Uh, anyways...

I don't think it's

a good idea for you

to come over to my

house for a bit.

Hmm?

So?

An adventure date out

in the real world?

Yeah.

I can dig it. - Okay.

Um...

alright.

Well,

goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- I'll see you later, Luna.

Yeah. See yeah.

Just one more thing.

I sure hope this is

not a death flag.

Oh, please.

With all the horror

games you play,

I'm sure you can

survive anything.

Hey, Lisa you think you

can cover me in like,

20 minutes for my lunch?

Yeah. I got you girl.

Dammit, do you think

it's those racoons again?

Oh, my god. I swear to

god they better not be

I'll just go scare them off.

How do they keep getting

in here? I have no idea.

I think it's the sewers.

You know it doesn't smell

fishy in there for nothing.

Okay, um, I'll take

care of this and when I

get back, you go on your break?

Cool.

Are they getting

in the units now?

Alright.

Nasty little shits.

I know you're in here.

Come on out.

Tss.

Tididi...

So, there we were

playing our heaviest

hits on stage.

Ghost, demons, vampires.

And the audience is going wild.

I'm playing the

sick guitar solo.

And I look out

into the audience,

and I see the drowning lady.

You know her, right? The...

serial k*ller from the news

that drowns her victims?

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

Can I have your ID card please?

Oh.

Yes, deary. There you go.

DeeDee.

It's an unusual name.

Yeah. That's cause

it's metal as hell.

Then well, just wait her

while I sanitize your stuff.

You don't have to

do that, young lady.

I already cleaned

everything beforehand.

Then why does it all

smell like cat pee?

I don't have any cats.

Yo, Lisa are you almost

done with those racoons?

I am hungry.

Lisa, do you hear

me? I am hungry.

Lisa, don't tell me you

turned the volume down

too low to hear me again.

Hello?

Yo, Lisa is this

some kind of joke?

'Cause if it is,

I'm really not in the mood.

I see you.

I can't believe this.

Here our son is progressing,

and here you are regressing.

What the hell, Pamela?

Oh, I'm sorry. I...

I don't...

I don't know what happened.

I thought we agreed

that there's to be

no alcohol in this house?

And there wasn't, and then...

there was.

Oh, really?

You expect me to believe that

it just magically

appeared out of thin air?

Maybe it was one of the kids?

Don't throw us

under the bus, mom.

You know Nathan

and I don't drink.

Oh, my god.

I just want you to...

just want you to think

about the example

that you're setting

for our children.

I'm gonna go lay down.

I'm just disappointed in you.

Do you think I wanted

this to happen?

Well, clearly.

'Cause you didn't just have one,

but three bottles.

f*ck you, David.

Are you guys gonna be okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Everything's fine,

honey. It's, uh...

just a minor set back.

Nothing we can't overcome.

Um...

I think...

your mom was just

so excited that

Nathan was bringing

a real girl home

that she decided to celebrate.

And, uh...

yeah.

That's what happened.

Hey.

Um...

did everything

work out with Luna?

Yeah, yeah. She's

she's amazing.

Um...

oh, I mean,

yeah, she was cool

about the whole...

She was cool about

the whole thing.

Pretty night, huh?

Yeah.

Did not expect

mom to get wasted.

Out of nowhere.

To be honest,

things seemed kinda

rough with her and dad.

They fought, didn't they?

I mean, they've

been through worse.

And at least,

Mom didn't got

drank enough to get

passed out on the floor again.

Right?

I hope they work it out.

I'm scared they're gonna get

divorced, or something.

No. Tiff...

Tiff, that's not gonna happen.

You of all people

have seen mom and dad

work through harder

problems than this.

It's gonna take them a whole lot

more for them to get divorced.

And,

well,

if there's something

that we can do,

we'll do it.

But, if you and I work together,

we can get mom back on track.

I hope you're right.

I said,

if we work together.

Plus,

I have a good feeling that

everything will work out in the end.

Remember when you thought that

I will never date

a real girl again?

Yeah.

I thought you'll be dating

that pillow forever.

See?

The impossible can happen.

And I'm gonna go to sleep.

And you probably should to.

Thank you, Nate.

For the record,

I'm glad you stopped

dating that creepy pillow.

Yua Niijima is special, okay?

You know it and admit it.

Yes. Well,

I'm sure the pillow,

sorry, Yua,

misses you dearly.

You were right.

Your son wasn't the failure.

You were.

No!

No, no.

No.

Hey, honey.

Coming to bed?

Um...

I couldn't sleep.

Can we talk?

About what?

I was just thinking...

maybe I overreacted back there.

You know, and, uh...

maybe, maybe I haven't been...

as supportive as

I could have been.

Can you stop?

It's...

it's been such a rough day.

Alright.

Yes!

Got yeah.

Yeah. My family is kinda wild.

Yeah.

So,

you're telling me you

can't scream at all?

Hm-mmm.

I've tried, believe me. But...

for some reason my vocal cords,

just won't do it.

That's why I got into horror

games in the first place.

So, you got into horror

games as some sort

of scream therapy.

Yep.

I thought if I played

enough scary games,

I would be able to do it.

But, instead they just

made me less afraid.

I mean,

that's not such a

bad thing, right?

'Cause...

screaming isn't a

life essential skill.

Hm, unless you are my mom.

Well...

But yeah. The first time

I played a zombie game,

I had to tell my mom I was

playing Hunted Mansion.

And luckily, when she walked in

there were no zombies

on the screen.

I was just solving some

random puzzles.

But, your mom is part of

a hardcore metal band.

Does that make sense?

I know but for

some reason she was

very protective of

me when I was a kid.

And despite being

a hardcore growler,

she hates horror. She hates it.

She can definitely

scream in fear.

That reminds me of when I tried

to get my mom into anime,

she told me,

"You're too old for this.

This is too childish.

You need to grow up."

Ugh. Come on, man.

Anime can get pretty

hardcore like,

High School of the Dead.

That's one weird anime.

Not meant for little kids.

Not meant for little

kids. That's right.

I mean,

do you remember that scene where

one of the characters,

she dodges a b*llet.

Oh...

With a boob.

That's true.

Speaking of which.

What is your favorite anime?

Have you ever heard of

Magical Girl Hunting Zone?

It's one of this

year's new anime.

I have not.

What's it about?

These five magical girls,

they just saved the

world from flying

space alien whales, right?

But, the government as always,

it's always the government.

The government believes

that they're too

powerful to be

around afterwards.

So, they hire assassins

to try to take them out.

Well, that usually happens after

a regular magical girl series.

Yeah, yeah. It's like,

the deconstructed

take on the genre.

So, in the show they're

in college, right?

And it takes some

dark psychology.

It's actually really good.

Plus,

it has one of the hardest core

metal

anime openings that

I've ever heard.

So,

your mom might even like it.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

I guess,

we might have to

check it out together.

Yeah. I mean,

I have the DVDs at my place.

But, I don't think

it's the best idea

for you to come over for now.

Right.

Right.

I would like to make

this pair of shoes

to last a little

longer if possible.

Can we watch it at your house?

Um, my house isn't good either.

Unless you are cool with

being interrupted by

heavy riffs and

growls.

Hmm. Mm-hmm.

Um...

Oh, you know what? We could...

probably watch it at

my friend's house.

Her name is Katarina and

she lives by herself.

Oh. She would be

cool with that?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean,

she's almost as

hardcore of a fan as me.

If she says she is like even

more, don't believe her.

But, she is the nicest

person I've ever met.

And,

I'm sure she's gonna like you.

I'm gonna go text

her, so I'll be back.

Okay. Sounds good.

Hey, hon.

I'm about to step out

and get a few laps and...

Hang out?

It's,

it's getting dark.

You can't stop

this muscles baby.

Plus, it's virtually

empty in the evening. So,

I could just go all out.

I know, I just...

The water is cold

enough to k*ll you.

You think a little bit of

cold is gonna stop me

from living my best life

and reaching higher heights?

Then you got another

thing coming missy.

You are really crazy some times.

Not as crazy as you were

when you were drunk

the other night.

Really?

Are you f*cking

serious right now?

I told you.

That wasn't my fault.

Sure, honey.

Hey, Tiff.

Yeah, what is it?

Can you,

keep an eye out on your mom?

And, uh, remember.

If you see the boozes...

Pour it down the

sink so it spills.

Yeah, I got it.

I'm not a child.

No offense honey. But

we are just trynna help.

Well, it

it feels really condescending.

No, no. It's not

like that at all.

And I, I, I know this must be

a very hard time for you.

But,

you do want to be sober, right?

Yeah.

Alright.

And we

can help you get there.

Okay?

See you later, Tiff.

Bye, have a good workout.

Um, so,

there are

about 10 different types of

deres. Well,

depending on how complex

you wanna make it.

Um, okay.

I've heard about the

Tsun Deres before.

But, are there others?

Yes. So,

Tsundere is the

most common. But,

but, there are also

Yandere,

Deredere,

Dandere, Himedere

Bakadere, Hamidere

Kuudere, Sadodere, Shundere.

Tha-that's a lot of deres.

Yeah. I know, right?

There is a lot of crazy

anime characters out there.

My favorite being uh,

One second.

Yes?

Are you talking about durps

No, Tiff. Were

talking about deres.

You know, anime art types.

Sounds like a pretty durpy

conversation if you ask me.

Did you just knock

to tell me that or?

No.

I'm looking for dad.

Have you seen him?

No. I don't know where he is.

Have you spoken to mom?

No.

I'll go look for her.

I'm sorry about that. Um,

Where were we?

No worries.

Um, anyway,

is your friend still down

to having us over, tonight?

Oh, yeah.

She is super excited to see you.

Oh, yeah?

Looking forward to it.

Mom.

I'm on the phone.

Sorry about that Nathan.

Anyway, I should get going.

Okay. See you later.

Okay.

Alright. Sounds good.

Well, I'll see you later.

Bye.

Mom. Do you know where dad is?

Hello. Mom.

Oh, Tiffany.

Um,

Your dad is, uh,

Oh, silly Pamela.

It's okay. Your husband

is running errands.

You-your dad is running errands.

Okay. Thanks for the update.

Um, hey, why? Do

you need something?

Yes.

We are running low on La Croix

I thought he would grab some, if

he is going to the stores, so.

Oh. I can get that for you.

He is in charge of

shopping because there is

booze there.

So, it's fine. We

are not out yet.

So, it's ain't big deal.

Your son will be mine.

What?

We will be married, and you

will never see him again.

No. This is not real.

You're not real,

you're not real.

Keep an eye out for

our wedding invite.

This is not real,

this is not real.

You are not...

You are not real.

Oh, I'm very real.

And I'm coming for your son.

In fact,

do you even know where he is?

Nathan.

Nathan, honey.

Are you in here?

Oooh, such a pervert.

Pervert?

How am I the pervert

in this situation?

No. Not you.

Oooh.

What.

What is happening?

Is she okay?

Did-did she drink again?

No. She is on the couch all day.

There's no booze in the house.

The door. It opened.

She just run off

into the streets.

Ah, I don't know.

What do we do?

Wait.

Dad just texted he says,

they are working through

their issues now.

And what the hell

does that mean?

That she is not alone.

Talk about strange.

Will just wait until

they come back.

Are you still gonna go

see your girlfriend?

Oh, yeah.

Dad literally just said

he has everything under control.

Are you gonna put

on some pants first?

No. I'm just gonna go

out like this. Come on.

Think about it...

- I don't even know what she is into.

What?

Me neither.

Okay.

Your son is over here.

Hey.

You are going the wrong way.

I got a surprise for you Palema.

Nathan.

Keep running, you

are getting warmer.

Stop. What are you doing?

Stop. Wait.

What are you doing to Nathan?

Are you looking for me?

Hey, over here.

Your son is in here.

Come join us.

We're waiting.

I'm nervous.

Hello.

How is it going? Um,

Kat,

this is my girlfriend Luna.

Luna, this is my

best friend Kat.

Nice to meet you.

Come in, come in.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Um, you can sit in the middle.

Okay.

Alright. I will go

Get it ready

You're right.

My mom might really dig this.

- Didn't I tell you? - Mm-hmm.

So, hold on.

If they break

their magical stuff

they lose all their

power and die?

So,

the magical stuff is what

gives the magical powers, right?

If it break, I guess

it just takes a massive

toll on their body.

And that is why they are so

protective of their stuffs.

I must say, I think

this is pretty metal.

Ooooh.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh. This looks so good.

Yes.

I'm gonna grab some

pizza sauce for this.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Akari, I need your

help over here!

I cant hold them off forever.

Hold on, Im coming.

Aqua Water Blitz

Were going to need to find

new team members to join us.

It's so good.

These are pretty good.

What are this? Like pizza rolls?

Yes. They're my

homemade specialty.

This girl makes the

best food on the planet.

Well, if I ever have

to host a party,

I know who to call for

catering.

Oh, come on.

Dammit.

- Again. - Oh, no.

Um, there is paper towels

and soap in the kitchen.

I will be right back.

Do you need any help?

No, no. I'll be back in a few.

Go ahead, watch the show.

Okay.

You must be eradicated

for the benefit of mankind

Excuse me, we saved mankind

from flying space whales,

Dont you remember,

you asked for our help?

And you tried to take the

credit for all of our hard work.

Yeah, the world is here because of

us and this is the thanks we get?

And what is stopping you

from taking over the world?

Your magical powers are

like that of a witch!

You really have to

be more careful Yua!

Yeah youre telling me,

but this will finish them.

Mega Love Affection Addiction

Good work girls, we

got them on the ropes.

You guys are just mad because

we are magical and you are not.

So, um,

how are things going

with you and Nathan?

Mhm.

Pretty good. I mean,

a little strange, but

but good.

Right, right.

So, you wanna hear

something kinda funny.

Always.

Spill the tea.

Well,

before Nathan met you.

I kinda tried to bring

his waifu to life.

Excuse me.

Well, you know how Nathan was

dating a body pillow, right?

He was?

Oooh,

sh*t.

You didn't know, did you?

What the f*ck.

I, I, I need to know more now.

Continue spilling.

Oh, well. He was

dating Yua Nijima.

From this anime and...

he carried around a body

pillow of her everywhere.

Anyway, I tried to fix...

Hold on girls.

I almost got it.

Don't worry.

Don't worry take your time.

Continue.

Anyway, I fixed a rip

in the body pillow.

I found this website.

It's called

bringyourwaifutolife.com

And it tells you how to

bring your waifu from the 2

dimensional realm to this one.

The three dimensional realm.

Is this for real?

So, you have to download

four music tracks,

which have to play

at the same time

from four separate locations.

North, south, east and west.

And after that, you have

to take the body pillow,

and place it on

the magic circle.

Have her listen to the sounds.

What kind of black magic sh*t

you've got yourself into girl?

Well,

to be honest.

Nathan was kind of going

through a hard time.

Before he met you that is.

Yeah. I guess if

you are dating a

body pillow,

things must be pretty

intense.

But,

maybe the spell

did work.

And you are the

waifu I summoned.

Oooh.

I mean,

I don't live in an anime, so.

I don't think so.

Check it out.

Can't even see the stain, right?

Did I miss something?

No, no. We were... we were

just talking about the anime.

Yeah. And I don't see any

stain, you look clean.

Right, Luna?

Yes, clean. Super clean.

If you guys keep coming after us, we

may just have to take over the world.

Isnt that a bit harsh, you are making

us sound like the bad guys here.

After had everyone

has treated us,

I dont know anymore, should we have saved

humanity, was it the right thing to do?

Look, if we dont stand up for

our selves, who will girls?

Go to hell you scum!

We did it you guys, these lame

assassins are now defeated.

It was thanks to our teamwork.

So what are we going to do now?

I might go see my boyfriend.

Aw no fair Akari

Can you just give my your boyfriend so

I can change my relationship status?

I dont think thats

how it works Yua?

Im tired of being

the only single one.

Maybe because you are

such a free spirit Yua.

But we love you, very much.

You can always count

on us to cheer you up.

These were delicious.

Thank you so much for cooking.

Ooh, you are quite welcome.

Huh, the trash is where?

It's in the kitchen. Follow us.

Okay.

Thank you.

So much for coming over guys.

I had a blast.

Thank you for having us over.

Yes, and we are gonna

need to be back soon.

Cause we gotta finish the anime.

Definitely and next

time I will bring my

s'mores pizza so you

can have it for desert.

What?

Girl you are full of surprises.

You know it.

Well, anyway drive safe.

Have a good night.

Bye. I will see you later.

Bye.

Hello, my lovelies.

Today, I will be finishing

of one of my favorite looks

with the help of my

new magical wand.

Hello.

Mom.

Dad.

Dad.

Nathan.

Is someone here?

f*ck.

Where did you come from?

Nathan, is this

some kind of joke?

Damn, girl.

I don't know what

he sees in you.

Nathan, I told you

I don't wanna be

around this creepy pillow.

And just like that.

Thanks to my magical

mystery wand.

I'm all ready for the night.

So, be sure to like,

follow and subscribe.

f*cking dammit.

How do you turn this thing on?

I'm filming.

Nathan.

Are you in there?

You didn't answer

me, I'm coming in.

This bathroom is taken.

Okay.

You are pranking me with

your waifu. I get it.

So

Nathan.

I've heard that

you were dating a pillow.

What?

Did you hear that from Katarina?

Just she loves to talk and

and make things up.

You don't really

believe her, do you?

You..

So, you are a real anime

fanboy, aren't you?

No.

Okay, fine.

But isn't there

some sort of unspoken rule in

which we're not supposed

to be talking about our

exes during the first

stage of dating?

Two of you must have

been pretty close, huh?

She was there to

provide emotional

support during extremely

difficult times.

Right?

Emotional support, huh?

But, what about the sex?

Excuse me.

Yes. The sex with the waifu.

How was it?

I've heard that 2D

relationships can be

more passionate than real ones.

Okay, I'm gonna

tell you something.

Um, not all guys wanna

buy a waifu pillow to

have sex with it.

Some,

including me,

wanna buy a waifu pillow because

they wanna hang it

up on their wall,

because its cool art.

No, no, no, no, no.

I wanna know.

How else will I

know how to top it?

You know that humans

and pillows

are two completely

different things, right?

I know Nathan.

But, with the power

of imagination,

anything is possible.

It...

It was great.

But, it does not hold a candle

nor is it any

comparison towards you.

Because you are amazing.

Because I can move

and talk, huh?

That's what I meant.

It's-it's kind of a big

advantage I would say.

So,

what would you rate your dates

with Yua Nijima?

Huh?

Yeah, you heard me.

On a scale out of 10.

How was Yua Niijima?

Probably a 3 out of 10.

Ouch. That's so harsh.

You know, like I said,

it's a comparison

to a pillow

and you.

Yeah.

Whatever you say then.

Okay.

Great. Well,

here is my house coming up.

Um,

Luna thank you for the ride.

I really appreciate it.

You are very welcome.

Oh, sh**t.

My mom has been

texting all night.

Anyway,

have a good night Nathan.

Okay, right.

Well, have a good one.

I'll see you later.

See yeah.

Bye.

Hey, door.

Oooh, what's happening?

Drive, drive.

Was that your body pillow?

What the hell is happening?

Is that even real?

Deep breath,

Nathan. Deep breath.

How are you so calm?

It's not as bad as

you think, right?

Oh, f*ck. Oh, f*ck.

I hit her?

Oh, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

It's okay.

Oh, oh my god.

Out of all the

anime girls you had

to date one f*cking

magical girl, didn't you?

But, why feel so

unreal. Are they?

I might know what has

happened here Nathan.

- You wanna explain it to me?

- Yes.

Go ahead and explain it. Try.

Your friend Kat

might have used some

kind of spell to bring

your waifu to life.

And how do you know that?

Girls love to talk.

Oh, my god. Nathan no.

Do you need some makeup?

Gotta look your best, right?

Let's see how you like

being soft.

Oh, my god. f*ck.

What is this?

Oooh, I see you have

meet my new friends.

I just introduced them

to some classic animes.

Would you care to join them?

Urgh.

What happened to them?

And who are these girls?

Me and these girls?

Let's just say we

got off on a bit

of a rocky start.

Now we are just

enjoying some anime.

And being nice and quiet.

Let's say,

they are quite charming.

What did you do to them?

Now, now.

Let's not be unreasonable here.

I'm a girl with class after all.

Is any of this real?

I'm sorry is the change

of day confusing you?

Turns out that

Nathan

isn't a big fun of the moon.

Where is Nathan?

He is doing just fine.

Would you care for some pocky?

You know that b*ll*ts don't

work on magical girls.

Don't you know?

Were not like

those crazy people

or zombies or

growling monsters from those

horror games you love so much.

What did you do with

Nathan?

Oh, you mean, your boyfriend?

I told you.

He is fine.

See.

He is fine.

What the f*ck did you do to him?

Now, now. Don't make that face.

You see,

he's improved.

No bodily functions,

no emotional trauma,

and not only that,

you can have sex with

him all you want,

and he will never get tired.

You are one crazy b*tch.

You think we wanted

to be the villains?

No.

But we save the

entire g*dd*mn world

and we still didn't

get a happy ending.

And you wanna know why?

Oh, God.

Now you are gonna

monologue about how humans

are the true villains

or something like that.

So, you can justify

what you are doing?

Well, close.

But you see,

there are no villains or heroes.

Just a bunch of people looking

for their own self interest.

There is no greater good.

Aren't magical

girls supposed to be

that symbol of greater good?

Oh, Luna.

Luna, Luna.

You see,

I'm growing fond of you.

Mm, you're sparky and adorable.

I will tell you what.

Join me,

as a magical girl

and serve under me.

And together

we can conquer the 2D world.

3D world is so boring.

Join me

and together

we can fire up the magic.

Well

f*ck

you.

It's a shame.

Here I thought

you had potential.

Get out of my

dimension, you b*tch.

My stuff. No.

Not my staff.

Not my staff.

Did you really think that cheap

plastic was my real stuff?

Huh.

Well, it's been fun.

May I see you again, Luna.

My offer still stands.

Oh, my god. What happened?

Yua. She was... She was here.

- How? - Can you. Can you help?

Can you help Nathan?

Nathan where is he?

- Here. - Nathan.

Don't tell me...

Yes.

Let's go.

And then...

- Yua? - Yeah.

- For real? - Yes.

Just appeared from the dark.

Walking

- Wait. - Just want to

in the castle with Yua.

Yeah.

It was alive the whole time.

I understand.

She is just messing with

with their minds.

There.

- Where? - There.

Actually, it's still there.

Can you see it?

- I can see it. - Can you see?

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, no.

There is another one.

The sister. Look!

Oh, my god.

Oh, no.

Wow.

Let's go.

b*tch.