05x07 - The Peak and The Pit

[bunniefuu]

Previously on The Kardashians...

Beautiful.

Hey, Mom, are you sad
that you'll never be pregnant again?

Don't make me cry.

Pregnancy was
my most beautiful experience,

especially my first one, my little pepper.

So, you know I'm leaving
to go to Aspen with your aunties.

- Lovie!
- Lovie.

You have the world at your fingertips,

but you're just, like,
fine in Hidden Hills.

Your kids rule your life.

I don't even wanna go
on this [bleep] trip with you

'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me.

What's the holdup?
Are we taking off soon?

So, the captain said
there's weather in r*fle.

I'm just having a lot of anxiety.

I'm maybe dramatic,
but I feel like something isn't safe.

Can you just tell the captain
we're going to let Kylie off?

I know Kylie since the day she was born.

I don't know why she does this.

The fact that she always gets out
of this sh*t,

is very ******* annoying.

Sometimes you hardly go out,
so when you do, you're just like,

"I gotta get back. I gotta get back."

I don't think you realize it.

If this is, like,

the start of what
the Aspen trip's gonna be like,

I don't wanna [bleep] be involved.

Let's go, party peeps.

I can get in the back.
I can get in the back.

♪ Live it up, live it up ♪

Let me see your look. You're so cute.

No, she's very cute.

I'm very dressed up.
She's like a Russian princess.

No, I love it.
Oh, my God. Stop it.

I'm so excited for sushi.

We're having dinner tonight

at one of my favorite
restaurants in Aspen,

and anywhere, by the way.
Owned by Nobu.

Can't see.

Probably for the best.

You look like, uh...

Pamela Anderson?

No, you look like
a Sesame Street character or something.

- Snuffleupagus?
- I don't know.

Snuffleupagus was my favorite one.

Snuffleupagus?
Snuffleupagus was cute.

I'm fine with that.
I think Muppets are cute.

So far, this trip has not
been off to the best start.

I'm gonna FaceTime my daughter.
I hope that's okay with you.

I was just telling you.
Let's live in the moment.

I'm just wondering if you think
you live in the moment.

Hi.

I have high hopes for dinner

'cause it... can't get
any more annoying than it is now.

Cheers.

So, I think since we're all probably
gonna be up early regardless...

Yeah.
...I think we should get out

by 9:30.
Should we call Kylie and see

if she's coming?
Yeah, you should.

She has FOMO one way or another.

Two days of your life

and you couldn't
come be on a family trip?

Um, just saying hi.
How are you feeling?

I've just had an emotional day.

You know what?
We've been there.

I tried to get another flight,

but I guess all flights
are having problems and delays

and cancellations
because there's a storm coming.

Love you.

I love you.

It is rare that we all
get together, so I'm-I'm really upset

that this trip is just not
gonna work out for me this time.

All right, I'm gonna put them to sleep.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

♪ Oh, I knew she wasn't coming ♪

The new single by Khloé Kardashian.

But you guys,
if anyone ever thought she really...

Like, how you were like,
"She's really gonna come."

I mean, I don't think
we ever really needed to confirm

Kylie wasn't coming.
I knew.

I h... I had the confirmation
the second she walked off the plane.

There was no way she was coming.

This is our albacore tataki with truffle.

Delish. Thank you.
You're welcome.

I'm so excited to get into my bed
and watch Gypsy Rose.

I wish we could watch Gypsy together,
but I've already started it.

I'm meeting her on Wednesday.

You're... What? That escalated.

Mom and Kendall said,
"Isn't... Wasn't she trying to meet you?"

A couple years ago,

- I s... did a rating of things...
- Oh, come on.

...that I was really into...

You know, she just probably
texts her right now and said,

-"Can we meet you on Wednesday?"
-"Can I meet you on Wednesday?"

No, it's...
she has to get her parole officer.

It's a whole thing.
So hopefully, her parole officer approves.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard
was just released from prison

for being involved
in the m*rder of her mother.

She reached out to me on social media.

She's expressed wanting
to get into prison reform,

and I think that with what
she's learned being in prison herself,

I just think there's
such an opportunity for her

to use her platform
in a, in a really important way.

So, it's just all really fascinating.

Okay, well, let me say goodnight to True.

In prison, you go to...
- Hi. I love you.

Uh, where are you?

I'm at a restaurant.

Uh, why do you look so funny?

I look funny?
I'm wearing a furry hat.

Here we go again.

She just is so stuck on
what's going on at home

that she can't have a good time.

We don't get to do this
very often anymore.

It's, like, really rare that
we go on these family vacations

and I just want Khloé to just, like,
enjoy the dinner, enjoy the moment.

Be present with us.

Khloé, we're...
Baby!

Okay, Khloé, I love you
and I'm not gonna take sides,

but Kim's got a point.

'Kay, mwah.

Get off your phone.
We're right here.

I love you.
I love you!

Who's so cute?

Bye. See ya. Gotta go. Bye.

It's... Just 'cause you don't wanna call
your kids to say goodnight,

- I wanna call mine.
- I'm with my kids.

We're at dinner.
Come on.

Wait, I'm supposed to be more present,

but Kim hasn't looked up
from her phone the entire dinner?

She's scrolling Instagram.

Okay, I'll be more present.

I love you. Call your dada, okay?
Mwah. Oh. Hung up.

What?

We need you in this conversation.
off. Okay?

This is why I don't like
to leave the gates

because I just feel like
I get attacked every [bleep] second.

Get off my [bleep] [bleep] immediately.

Wait, what do you
think of this alien situation

at that Miami mall?

Oh, my God, I heard about it.
- The Miami thing was fully real.

I think it's real.
I think so too.

- Obviously, that was 100% real.
- No way...

But why...
Where are all the video?

- No way 200 cop cars...
- Mom, are you kidding me?

They have technology
that wipes it all out.

Rob.
[over phone] Yo.

Kendall and I are talking
about the Miami mall situation.

Kris Jenner's over here like,
"There was a fireworks and a mall fight."

I just don't force people
to believe what's actually happening.

So, Mom...
- Rob, for the record,

I do believe in aliens.

I love conspiracy theories.

I don't have to believe them all,
but I [bleep] love them all.

And my brother is right there with me.

There's literally seven species of aliens

and there's good aliens and bad aliens.

There's more than that, Rob.

There's more than that for sure, Corey.

I definitely think Corey
is an alien, by the way.

I've already told Corey that.

Corey, for sure, is an alien.

Is there proof?

Well, no.

But you're sure?

Well, no. But yes.

Why do you think Corey's an alien?

'Cause Corey's known way too much...

I'm not stupid.
I'm on your team.

Is Corey an alien?

No.

There's UFOs on etchings in caves.

Okay. Just a question.

They've literally been
here since, like, the '40s.

Centuries, Rob. Centuries.

Are you sure?

No.

You're not sure?

'Member those, you guys?
This mochi.

Never been a mochi girl myself.

Really?
- It tastes like I'm eating a dead body.

Like, chewing the skin.

Thank you guys so much!

It was delicious.
Thank you!

I'll get in the back. [indistinct].

That was delicious.

Delicious. And now you
have 10 minutes left with me.

Make 'em count.

♪ Don't go killin' my vibe,
don't go killin' my vibe ♪

I'm still on maternity leave.

I'm just popping in for like...
You look so good.

For like an hour.

Today, we are launching Lemme in Target.

Hi. How are you?

Nice to meet you.
Sorry I'm late.

I'm on my baby's breastfeeding schedule.

- This is your Lemme section.
- How exciting!

So cute.
So cute.

This is my first day back at work.

Does it feel good to be
in hair and makeup or you didn't miss it?

I did glam for Christmas Eve.
That's the only time.

Okay.
- And then, no, it was nice.

And I had the baby
for, like, half of glam

and then Travis took over.

I am slowly crawling out

of my blissful baby bubble.

I love being at home
right now with my baby,

going on walks, living in pajamas.

It's been a vibe.

I'm not, like, ready to be...
Right.

...like, working, but I was like...

- No, I-I know.
- But Target,

and 10 minutes away from the house,
and coming for an hour,

- that I can manage. Yeah.
- This is approved. Yeah.

Oh, my boobs are, like,

tingling and itching.

The breastfeeding.
I don't know.

Do you wanna walk Kourtney
through what we're doing today?

Yes, so, the first one is your interview.

Oh, okay. Amazing.

Should I be sitting in the shopping cart?

For the interview?
You know, actually, yes.

Hi.

Can you see the "Lemme"?
I'm gonna move her a little.

To any of the shoppers, hi.
I'm like, "Hi."

Testing. Testing.

What is the craziest thing

you've been craving post-pregnancy?

So, like, a naughty thing
that I was craving...

- Naughty.
- ...was Ritz Bits.

Had to eat, like, a pack of them a day.

Ritz Bits, if you're out there,
we deserve a package.

Okay. You only have 10 minutes

inside the store.

What are the three items
you're buying besides Lemme?

Ritz Bits.

Micellar water.
Is that how you say it?

Mm-hmm.
That's a good one.

A baby item.

Like, right now
I need a sleep positioner.

What's a crazy fact
about you that I don't know?

I was stung by a scorpion.
Did you know that?

No. When?
In college.

I was cleaning my bikini bottom
that was hanging in my shower

and a scorpion was in there and it stung
my finger and it was traumatizing.

I had to go to the hospital.

And if you're allergic to a scorpion,
they inject you with goat's blood.

Wow. That's a wrap.
Yeah.

I may have to hit
the sleep positioner aisle

on my way out.
Wait. Can we get a picture of you

- with the cart, like, pushing it?
- Pushing it, yes.

Oh, yeah, of course.
It would be my honor.

Floor it.
Give us some energy, Simon.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Happy shopping.

Oh, my gosh.
We almost crashed into someone.

Yeah, we almost hit a woman.

Don't hit the, don't hit the guy.

Sorry. We're stopping over here.
- Should we go around?

You guys should do the same thing.

He's still going.

This is how you get me back to work.

The only way I'm ever
gonna shop at Target again

is with Simon pushing me around the store.

My heels are stuck in the little holes.

- Do you... Are they loose?
- I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

Simon, you might have to carry me out.
I can just lift you.

Okay.

Attention, Target shoppers.

Lemme is available in stores nationwide.

There's, like, no one around.

I love therapy.

Retail therapy. Oh, wait.
Is the wink supposed to be at the end?

- Wink's after...
- Okay.

Retail therapy.

This lady is videoing me over there.

I see you videoing.

I don't know, guys.

Look at me. Okay.

This was amazing.
I know.

Like, I'm late to the party here.

Am I allowed to lay on here?

Sure. Go for it.
- Okay.

Am I gonna be the first person
to ever lay on here?

I laid here last week so...
You did?

No. No.

Oh.
Oh.

Can we hold the glow?
Is there a Glow?

Can we have you laying so where
you can, like, put your heels up, like...

Or... I love that. Great.

Make it work.
Look like you're stoked.

Just lay down the... thing.

Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

- Did you do that?
- I didn't do that.

Go Lemme!
- Woo! Yeah!

She should get some free Lemme.
Yeah.

Do you want me to?
Yeah.

I'm just gonna grab a Chill
and run that over.

Yeah.

Thanks, team.
We've had so much fun today.

Can't wait to see what's next.

Perfection.
- So good.

Thank you for the Lemme!

Oh, you're welcome!

Congratulations!

Thank you. Bye, guys.

♪ Woke up this morning,
brighter day, brighter day ♪

♪ You can see me smile from a mile away ♪

♪ Yeah, see my girl, see my girl ♪

♪ See my girl, see my girl, see my girl ♪

- Good morning Kim.
- Hi. Good morning.

Can I get something for you?
We have eggs, pancakes...

I'll have a pancake.

Do you want plain?
Banana? Blueberry?

Banana.

With syrup on the side?

Hell yeah.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi!

No one's here.

Who's going to school?

It's just annoying.

Oh, my gosh. Is Derek driving you?

No, Taylor.

Oh, phew. I was gonna say,
at least someone's driving.

'Cause you're too young to drive.

Okay. I love you.
Have a great day of school.

Goodbye.
Bye-bye.

- You okay? Did that trigger you?
- Why would that trigger me?

'Cause you're the one always
wanting to say I put my kids first.

I spend too much time with them.
I never leave the house, da-da.

We have a very short amount of time
that they even wanna be with us.

I am not saying anything
about not being present for your kids.

I never said that,

but it makes me happy
to be there every night with them.

As it should.
There's nothing wrong with that.

I think you're misunderstanding

when I just said you're
not present when you go out.

What Kim is saying is true, yeah.
I do FaceTime my kids.

I-I mean, I'm laughing 'cause I'm like,

th-this is what you're
complaining to me about? Okay.

My thing is,
how does this affect you?

You do you and I'll do me.

Good morning.

Hi. Oh, my gosh,
I brought that outfit too.

- Hey.
- I feel like everyone in the family

makes fun of me for being
so strict with the schedules

and, like, they have to eat here
or they take a bath. They do...

Like, I am like that.

But my kids know when they're gonna eat

because it's the same time every day.

It's just, like, with 12 kids on vacation,

it's really hard to stay
on schedule and be exact.

So, if dinner's supposed
to be at 6:00 and it's 6:02

and we're just getting
in the car just to drive there...

Kim, I've never cared
about a schedule like that.

You might not realize it,
but that was, like,

- The Bahamas.
- The Bahamas? When my daughter

was under one years old?
Yeah.

But we were gonna be
less than 10 minutes late.

And it was like,
"I'm going by myself."

I just said, "Okay, I'm gonna meet
you guys there. Just meet me there."

And then I still get clowned

- because I wanna just leave on my own?
- No, it's a little bit more,

like, frantic.

This Bahamas trip
that Kim's talking about

was five years ago.

Is there anything else
you need to say to me about this?

And we were like,
"Khloé, everything's gonna be okay."

But I know my kids.

Like, I'm not trying to tell
you guys what to do with yours.

If you guys don't want schedules,
don't have a [bleep] schedule.

If you do want them,
have a [bleep] schedule.

I just do what I think is best.
I do have a schedule.

But then why does everyone
clown me about mine?

We're still talking about this?

Yes.
Yeah.

I think just, sometimes, it's just...
We can chill. Ya know?

Like, we're in The Bahamas,
so it was more just, like, that energy.

Just, I don't mind. It's all good.

But that was also years ago.

Well, yeah, you're the one
that brought up that specific memory.

It's not that I don't want her
to speak to her kids,

it's just the times that she's choosing
to always take away from us.

It just seems like
every time we're together,

she has to take away
that time to talk to the kids.

And that's what's just so annoying.

Like, thank God she can't sit
and FaceTime her kids while we're skiing.

What time are we supposed
to be dressed, like, and ready?

Instructors are ready at 10:00,
which is in 30 minutes.

So, whenever you guys
are ready, I'm ready to go.

Thank you so much for breakfast.

Hi.

You look good.
Are those ski pants?

Yeah. This is Victoria Beckham's
ski outfit from the '90s.

That's from the '90s?

Yeah. I hope it's still insulated.

Is the jacket Victoria Beckham?

No, they're both Chanel.

- Okay, 'cause you said Victoria Beckham.
- Victoria Beckham wore in the '90s

to go skiing.
Oh!

And she is my skiing inspo for this trip.

My knee's [bleep] though,
so I'm not gonna get a knee surgery

off of this trip, guys.
Kendall would probably...

Your knee's [bleep]?

No, you said,
"My knee's [bleep] [bleep]."

That's what you said.

I am not gonna ski today
because I don't wanna break anything.

I am, like, one of the smart ones.

You guys be careful.

I hope I'm healthy forever,

but if I was to injure myself,

it would take a long time to recover

and I don't have that kinda time.

Bye.
Okay, I'll see you in a while.

Toodles.
Toodles.

Break a leg.

You guys, I'm so annoying.

I might have to pee
one more time.

Oh, no, I have to pee.
- That's fine.

Okay. I thought everyone was gonna
yell at me, so I feel good about this.

♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪

♪ Move your body like that ♪

Hi, how are you?

- Hi, I'm Kim.
- Kim, I'm Hershey.

- I'll be with you.
- So nice to meet you.

And we have your skis right here.

Bougie.
Yeah.

Not like when I was a kid. Okay.

Maybe let's wait for Khloé.

I'm right here!

Y'all have a good one.
Thank you.

Comin' down.

Well, happy to be out here with...

What a beautiful day.

What a beautiful day. I was worried.

We got lucky, guys.

Yeah.

Ooh, I'm excited!
Me too.

My kids would love this.

It is so [bleep] nice out here.

Alright, Koko, are you ready?

Yeah.
I'm ready.

We good, guys?
Alright, let's go.

We're just doing
an easy one to start, right?

Yeah.
'Kay.

It's just like riding a bike.

Okay.

Let's try it.

♪ I get money, you get mad
because the bank shut ♪

♪ Yeah, I know your
little secret, put your hands up ♪

♪ It's so obvious,
I'm your number one ♪

Woo!

We are having so much fun.

The mountain just got kind of dumped on,
so the snow is perfect.

We've gotten, like, the first day of sun,

so it's beautiful, it's not too cold.

And this couldn't be
a more perfect day of snowboarding.

Yay! How fun is that?!
So fun!

♪ It's okay to just admit
that you're jealous of me ♪

I am having the best time.

Ah!

I'm obviously a little rusty,
but I feel good being out here.

I love being with my sisters and Corey,
and we're just having fun.

I'll slowly go through your legs.

Okay, I'll keep 'em open. Woo!
Woo, did it!

Nothing is better
than skiing with your sisters.

We're having such a good time.

Woo!

The only thing missing
is I wish Kourtney and Kylie were here.

I even wish my mom came on the slopes.

Woo!

I wish my mom was out with us
'cause I know she loves skiing,

but I'm sure she's keeping herself
busy at home doing something.

Ooh. [exhales] That's nice.

This cabin is so delicious.

I really want to enjoy it.
This is my day.

Oh, hi, you little cutie.

A little creepy.

I love being by myself in a quiet house...

Look at this jewelry!

...because it never happens.

Look, I'll give you 200.
That's how generous I feel today.

Okay.

I might read a book,
relax, make a martini.

I don't know what the kids are doing,
but this is very, very special.

How do you do a snow angel?

I need a martini.

Woo!

I'll do a 360. It's perfect!

It's so good.
The snow is perfect!

I wanna go faster.

"Serious injuries or death possible."

Perfect. We can all go that way.

Do you see this sign?
- Yeah.

'Cause it says death may occur.

No, it... Well, it's, it's cool.
Alright.

I want to do things and, like,
remind myself that I am a decent skier.

Kim, come here!

Oh, look. She wants to show you.

I'm watching.

But I did not know
that meant catchin' air. Eh!

Whatever people do.
I don't know.

Or is it this?
Cowabunga. I don't know.

Let's go for those jumps.

Look how easy that is!

Just go straight.
Okay, I'm gonna go right where

you're at.
Straight on there.

I'm going!

Yeah!
Woo!

Wait. Kim did it?
Kim totally did it.

I'm not doing flips
and jumps and sh*t here.

Woo!

Can barely do
a somersault in real life.

Khloé, you can do it!

Are you guys all on crack?

It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!

[bleep].

Go straight, onto the box.
Is it hard?

It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!

[bleep].

Yay! You did it!
Girl.

It just feels so good
to have Khloé living in the moment.

This is all I wanted.

Woo! This is so fun.

Yeah.
So fun.

I am surprising myself
left and right. [bleep] yeah.

Being out here skiing with everyone,

it's brought back such great
memories from our childhood.

We're creating new memories.

Come on, Khlo.
You got this, Joge.

The cherry on top is that
no one is [bleep] nitpicking me.

Woo, woo!
Woo!

This is why I love family vacations.

I feel like it's just so fun to bond

and everyone's safe
and down the hill with no injuries.

That's all you can ask for.
We had such a nice time.

sh*t I have to pee.

♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

- ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
- Thank you.

Ooh, we'll have to build a little fire.
Where's the ambience, girls?

Okay, guys, I have a challenge.

Hm?
- This house and the way it's nestled

here in the snow
and looking at it fall for days,

I think before it's gone,
we should build a snowman.

I'll build a snowman.
- I'll build a snowman.

I don't think I've built
a snowman since I was a kid.

We can have a contest.

I'm down, but I'm gonna win.

I'm gonna put my ski clothes on then,
if we're gonna get in the snow.

Alright, hurry up. Chop, chop.
I will too.

Hi. Are you going skiing?
Wow.

No, we're gonna build snowmen.
I'll go change.

M'kay.

We're making individual snowmans?

I'm the judge.

I'm supposed to be a judge.

Mom, you're a judge all the time.
What a boring existence.

Let Corey be the judge.
You get down and dirty.

Do something
with your daughters.

You didn't ski with us.
You did nothing with us.

Can you build a [bleep] snowman?
It's memories.

Okay.
- Thank you.

And, Corey, if you do favoritism,
I will [bleep] you up myself.

Alright. I'm gonna go outside
and take a look at the situation.

Thank you, gentlemen.
Let me hug my favorite human.

Favorite human? What am I, an alien?
You're my woman.

You're not...
You're the most jealous

I've ever met.
Yeah, I am.

No, she said I am.

Oh, my God.
It's strawberry shortcake!

Wow. This is amazing.

She's like a bottle of strawberry jam.
Wow.

Red as can be.

I think I'm a front-runner
for this competition,

and...
Hey, front-runner,

- can you hand me my phone?
- Oh, sure.

Thank you, frontie.

I got you, Khloé.
We got this.

You're not on my team, lady.
Oh, no, you are!

yeah, we're gonna [bleep] win!

We're gonna [bleep] it up.
That's what we're gonna do.

No copycats!

Where'd you get that?

I love you.
Okay, thank you.

I have Khloé as my partner.
This is epic.

She's the arts and crafts director
of our entire neighborhood.

We don't need a strategy.

On your mark. Get set. Go!

Stay over there.

Where are they going?

Wait, Kendall, let's have a plot.

Right? I don't even know
how to make a [bleep] snowman.

I'm so glad I have Kendall as a partner.
Like, we're good thinkers together.

We, like, critically think about it.
And logically.

It's all about the packing, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Khloé and my mom
are completely different.

Where are we starting?
I don't know.

You are the manager.
Manage something.

When you put us in a competition setting,
we will definitely all try to thrive.

I think you guys remember
our guacamole challenge in Cabo.

Khloé, try this.

Get it away from them.

No, you're not taking all the chips.

Khloé!

Mom!
Mom and Corey!

What the [bleep]?
No, put it down!

So, it can get dirty for sure.

Hold on, I gotta take my coat off.

What?
This is too much work.

Take your coat off?

I don't know how to do this.

- We got this.
- We do?

We can make a mini one dude!

It doesn't have to be so big.

Oh yeah.
They never said how big.

We can make a tiny one in one second.

It's falling apart, it's just too...

Hold on.
We need to pack it.

Mom, move!

- Mom, move!
- I'm trying. I'm trying.

- Oh, my God.
- Move your face.

Don't hit me.

Are you as competitive as your kids?

I used to be.

But I'm exhausted
from just trying to keep up with them.

- We need to pack it.
- I'm trying.

But are you okay losing?

No... Never.

Is this real snow?
I've never seen something so fragile.

- I know. It's so powdery.
- Mom, what are you doing?!

Nothing.
- Oh! Mom, I don't have clothes on.

Not my fault.
Ugh!

Where are you going?
That was a bitchy move.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Yeah.

No. This is crazy.

I think we need
to, like, make the ball.

I'm trying.

The snow is a little bit, I don't know,
"dry" might not be the right word,

but it was a little dusty or something.
It wasn't sticking together.

Well, do we take water?
Yeah. I was thinking that.

- Does that make it stick better?
- You keep going. I'll get the bowl.

So, we were really trying
to get it harder to make the ball

'cause we're smart thinker...
like, we're thinking this through.

No, I'm seriously confused.
Like, what kind of snow is this?

Should we be concerned the world's ending?

What is she doing?
Khloé, get off our [bleep].

'Kay.
Mom, that sucks, by the way.

Mom, you're older than us.

Like, don't you know
how to make a snowman?

Aren't you supposed
to have, like, three ba*ls?

Yes, but you're not doing such a thing.

Isn't that what people did
before social media?

Like, aren't we outside
makin' snowmen and sh*t?

- Make a baby one.
- Oh.

Now this is where the blueberries
would've come in handy.

So, go get them.

If you hit my mound, you're done.

Khloé and my mom get frazzled

and they just wanna sabotage us.

Oh, my God.

I walked right into it.

That was amazing.

That is their, like, M.O.

When they can't figure it out,
they are pissed.

Come on.

Let me just clean my glasses.

Corey, make his top flatter.

I think you guys are [bleep] disqualified

because you have the judge
helping you make the snowman.

No, I'm not helpin'.
- Oh yeah, you are.

No...
- Yeah, no.

You... Look at the evidence
that's in your hands.

You're holding the smoking g*n.

- No, it's not even a smoking g*n.
- That is so [bleep] up, Corey.

This ain't what you think.
- You are helping them win.

- I'm not helping them do anything.
- Khloé, they're cheating.

Where's Corey?
- Khloé, go away.

I'm not touching you.

I didn't touch one person.
Wait, Kim, come closer,

come closer 'cause the further you are,
the more annoying it'll be.

I know. She's just harassing me.

I actually haven't even touched anyone.

Corey!
You fell on your own.

I'm over here.
Corey! No harassment.

Please, let us just finish our dream.

- I'm not even touching you.
- Khloé. So, 10 feet away!

- You can't, you can't cross the line.
- Khloé, come on.

Where's the line?
- Ten feet away!

That's called intimidating the witness.

What are you gonna do?
It's not allowed. Not allowed.

You wanna wrestle?

Khloé definitely got aggressive with me

in the guacamole competition in Cabo.

And she's inching
a little too close for me.

We need security.

If you throw something at me,
just know it's gonna come back to you.

You already threw something at me.
It would be my payback.

No, Khloé would beat the sh*t outta me.

You could throw something at me.
Just know.

I feel like that's
the only person on the planet

I can confidently say that about.

But anybody else, you're goin' down.

'Kay, try that.

Oh, my God,
Kimberly, this is gorgeous.

No, no, no.
Leave it, leave it.

I feel very defeated.

Don't feel defeated.
Just learn from the greatness.

- Yeah. Watch and learn.
- Kendall, shut up.

What I'm upset about
is that I knew better.

I knew how to do this
'cause I've seen someone make an igloo

on social media before
and I knew what to do.

Look at the nose that I put on.

I put it on [bleep] backwards.

And I brought an empty [bleep] pot?

Stupidity at its finest.

Aw, what a cutie.

I am so proud of us.
Me too!

Obviously, we won.
There was literally not a question.

Did you look at their snowman?

It was impossible to see.
There was no snowman.

It was ridiculous.
It was just a blob of snow.

Ours was beautiful.
I hope he's still there.

Well, I'm comin' back
to make this tough decision.

What does your snowman look like?

sh*t.

A big pile of sh*t.

We are conceding the win to you guys.

Let me put
this jacket on the champion.

I'm actually impressed as well.

I didn't think you two
morons had it in you.

Morons?

I mean, please.
Helen Keller knows that

Kendall and Kimberly
are the winners of this competition.

This way. Hold on. Ready?

We did not need a judge for this one.

There's no arguing.

We won.
I don't even need to look at theirs.

I know we won.

Big fat losers.

I'm not a loser.

♪ Show me, show me what you got ♪

♪ Show it off ♪

This is the same suit basically,
but his is the men's version?

Yeah.
You look really good.

Thank you.

I could start like this
and then I could open it up.

Yeah.

I just had a baby. I'm eating burritos.

I ate Chinese food last night

and if I knew it was gonna be open,
maybe I wouldn't have.

Today is the Emmys.
Travis is drumming in the opening.

We decided to come get ready at a hotel

right next to the Emmys
so that the baby could be with us.

This is the first big
public thing that I'm doing

and this is our first real date night out

after having a baby.

What did we say?
I went to the Emmys 15 years ago...

and the look was very different.

What was your look?

I just wore this random gray...

I don't even know the designer.

I don't even know where I got it
or how I even got dressed.

I found a picture.
- Oh, so pretty.

This hair.

I'm here for the hair, though.

I'm gonna call Kim and ask her.

[over phone] Hello?

Hi. I am doing glam
for the Emmys.

We were just thinking of how the only time
I went to the Emmys was with you.

Do you remember?
And I was pregnant.

You were invited with Ryan Seacrest,
but he only had one seat

and I think I literally went with you
and did the red carpet and left.

'Cause this was 2009
when I was pregnant with Mason.

It was, like, a dark gray dress
with this ugly bangle.

And I wore, like,
a white off-the-shoulder

with, like, a bluish eye.
Yeah.

And we got ready in your condo

right down the street
in Calabasas in your kitchen.

- What desperate people.
- I know. I was like, who...

Imagine going to a red carpet and then...
And now, your husband

is performing at the Emmys.

He's openin' the show.

'Kay. Can't wait
to see the final look. Call us.

Okay... Love you. Bye.
Okay. Bye.

I feel like I would never
be doing a red carpet right now

if it wasn't Travis performing
and I'm, like, going to support him.

Mm-hmm.
- Just life with a newborn,

I, like... haven't really gone anywhere...

Mm-hmm.
- ...besides Target once.

It feels a little soon to be
doing something like this,

but also know, okay, this is one hour.

Enjoy it.
Be in that moment.

Enjoy watching my husband
on stage, have fun,

and then, back to my bubble.

Glamming, pumping, breastfeeding.

But you're doin' it, you're k*lling it.

You're gonna see this pump basket a lot.

That's, like, the hospital-grade
pump that you rent.

- You...
- I rent it.

So, I'm really not trying
to strike a balance right now.

I'm just... This is, like, a one-off.
Target was just a one-off.

I feel lucky that I can have the choice
to not have to rush back to work.

I want to fully raise my child

and be a stay-at-home mom.

You ready, my babe?

Yeah, we're just gonna button up...

- Okay.
- ...this now

since I took some photos.

- Nice.
- Noice.

I'm not back.
I'm not back into the world.

- Should we blow Rocky a kiss?
- Let's do it. I gave him one.

You ready?
Yeah.

Let's do it.

But I wanna make the most
of... being at the Emmys

and being present in that moment.

♪ And we're always on the upswing ♪

♪ When we're together,
we have everything ♪

You guys, what a fun trip so far.

So fun.
Mm-hmm.

Alright, so, what are
we gon' do tomorrow?

What time is our flight?
One o'clock.

Corey and I are gonna do
a whole photo sh**t.

Okay, party animals.

Alright.
- Let's [bleep] it up with the peak

and the pit.

Oh, I mean, the peak
was just how great skiing was.

It just, like, honestly was so great.

'Cause we came from our last ski trip...
Mom, you could have done it.

- You really could have. Just one run.
- Yeah, yeah.

- And what was the, the pit?
- The pit of my trip was that

Kylie and Kourtney
and Rob weren't here.

Aw. That's a great pit.
Aw.

Bravo to you.
But everything about this

little trip has been fantastic.

Laying in bed
and watching my show uninterrupted.

I haven't been able
to watch a show that I want

that's, like, mature content of murders.

'Cause you can't watch
m*rder shows in front of kids.

I will say my pit is that
I fell out of the car,

which none of you two assholes

- even noticed when we got here.
- What?

I'm gonna get a bruise...
No!

But, like, I hurt my...
How did you fall?

Oh, wait.
The ice.

... Ah, [bleep]. Ooh.

I slipped and you two
are just still like do-do-do.

Like, I could literally be roadkill

- and they would still go about their day.
- I didn't even see.

You guys don't acknowledge me at all.
But that's fine. That's my pit.

And then my peak is, I don't know,

all of it was just so nice
to be with you guys.

- We haven't done a ski trip in...
- A long time.

...a really long time.
- Yeah.

And just everything's been great.

Okay. My peak was just
being here with all of you guys

and the pit is that the rest
of the family's not here. Same.

Um, I wanted to tell you guys something
because I hadn't told you yet, but...

you know, I went to the doctor
and I had my scan.

They found,

and this just makes
me really emotional, but...

They found a cyst and, like,
a little tumor... on my ovary.

And so, I went to the doctor
and Dr. A said that

I've gotta have my ovaries taken out.

I'm just really emotional
about it because,

you know, they came
in handy with you guys.

I'm emotional about it

because that's where
all my kids were conceived

and that's where they
were grown, in my tummy.

And so, this very sacred place to me.

Kourt's calling.

- Do you wanna tell Kourt?
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hi!

Um...
- She's still using hers.

...Mom was just telling us
something about her health.

About my health?

Her health.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh. Yeah.
I'm here with my four kids. Is that okay?

Yeah. I'm just getting
a little bit of surgery

because I have a tumor on my ovaries,

- so they're gonna remove them and...
- Remove your ovaries?

Yeah.

But it's just, you know,
the emotional part for me is...

just having that gone.

To have a surgery and remove
your ovaries is, like, a really big deal.

I feel really sad for her, ya know?

I couldn't even imagine
being in that situation and how, like,

you would feel really scared
to be going through that.

Listen, if I can get
through the hip replacement,

I can get through this.

I don't even...
I'm not nervous to be put to sleep.

I'm not nervous with Doctor A,
she's the best doctor in the world.

But then you go to do it
and you're like...

I would feel the same way.
- ...it's so real.

I mean, I totally understand
how my mom is feeling

because I would feel the same way.

It's like... your womanly power.

And it doesn't mean that it's,
like, taking away, you know,

who she is or what she's experienced,

but I would feel this, like,
sentimental feeling

of what it's created.

It's also a thing about getting older
and it's, like, a sign of, like,

you... we're done with this,
you know, part of your life.

- It's a whole chapter that's just closed.
- Oh, my God.

I get her emotion behind it.
I get that it's, like, um, sad

because they have brought,
ya know, all her kids into the world,

which is totally fair,
but at the same time, like,

what are we gonna use those for anymore?

If they're potentially hurting you,
let's get 'em outta there.

- It's so silly.
- You're gonna be okay.

I'm sorry.
I love you.

It's just the dumbest thing.

But I love you guys
and I just wanted you to know.

Should we have a "farewell ovaries" party?

- Oh, my God!
- I think we should.

And we should eat
everything in the shape of...

Ugh. But let's have an ovary party.

Kourtney, you have to be there.

That's funny.
I'll be there.

Well, I love you guys and I miss you.

We love you.
- We wish you were here.

Bye.
- Bye.

Well, I have somethin'
to help your energy.

What are you doing?

I bought you a gift.

- What?
- I don't want you to be sad.

I'm gonna be fine.
I have you guys.

Babe, you gonna cry
at least 15 more times,

so I just want you to have a gift.

So he got you some Prada tissues.

- There you go.
- Corey!

Love it.

Babe!
Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!
Now those tears

- are all gone.
- Crocodile tears.

This trip did not start off...
so happy-go-lucky,

but it's ending on a high note,
and I loved...

I... You know what?
I even loved the annoying parts.

This has been a great trip.

It fits perfect.

I'm so happy we all went to Aspen.

I mean, even though I give Khloé
a hard time for her ways,

I'm so happy we're all here.

I think these trips are just
so necessary for us as a family.

It's important to reset
and just live a little.

Oh, my God, it's amazing.

I love this.

People often ask me,
what is the best job I've ever had?

And I've always said, "Mom."

The biggest blessing in my life

was being able to give birth
to six beautiful kids.

And I wish Rob, Kourtney,
and Kylie could've been here,

but there will be many more
fabulous family vacations.

I love that you're not sad anymore.

I'm not sad anymore.

It's amazing how
new clothes fix everything.

Next on The Kardashians...

Your procedure is when?
It's next Wednesday.

I always consider myself
prepared for just about anything.

It started out as, like,
just getting some ovaries removed

and then today I got a phone call.

I feel like Australia will be good.
Yeah.

To be with all my kids
and no distractions.

No distractions.

Do you think I should
definitely be going?

- Yeah. Why?
- There's no paparazzi rules.

I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety.

Rocky hasn't been seen.
I'm torn.

I'm meeting with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

I think she can help, but I'm fascinated.

- Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!

♪ Move some,
we can feel the mood come ♪

♪ If you wanna do some ♪

♪ I can feel we vibe in the night ♪

♪ Where are you from ♪

♪ We can do the bass now, move it ♪

♪ Come on over, turn around ♪

♪ And let me see you throw it down right ♪

♪ Well, girl, you're lookin' fly
like a space-bound m*ssile ♪

♪ Diamond in the sky,
see you comin' my way ♪

♪ I'm already airborne,
meet me in the middle ♪

♪ Won't you come around
I'ma wanna stay ♪

♪ But you know it's a good time ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ I'm on cloud nine ♪

- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ When you move your body like that ♪

♪ Brighter than the sunshine ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ It's a good time ♪

♪ When you move your body like that ♪

♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪

- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ La di da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

- ♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ When you move your body like that ♪