Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's make some noise
for the impractical jokers!
Hello, hello.
How we doing?
- What's happening?
- Whoo!
Joe: Thank you
for coming out, everybody.
Welcome, everyone.
We're at the
museum of American armor,
which is incredible.
They got tanks.
They got all sorts of weapons.
It's amazing.
But tonight, people,
tonight and tonight only,
it is known as fort joker!
- Yes!
- Yes.
We're gonna end this season
of "impractical jokers"
in a big way...
By blowing stuff up.
That's right...
This place was crazy enough
to give us one of their
real working tank destroyers.
Later, we're gonna use it
as part of the most
expl*sive punishment
in "jokers" history.
They gave us a tank.
That's right.
You understand what this means.
There's only one thing
that that could mean,
and guess what... you're right.
And tonight,
we are gonna roll out
three brand-new challenges,
a second punishment,
and much more.
This is "impractical jokers
presents g.I. Jokers."
Season 6 finale.
Sal:
Prepare for something amazing.
Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?
Murr:
I want my mommy!
Sal:
I will never forgive you!
Joe: Larry!
Whoo!
We're joined by a crowd of U.S.
veterans in the audience.
- Come on, guys.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Give it up.
- Come on!
- And thank you guys...
- We love our vets.
You're the armed forces...
For your service.
Thank you guys so much...
Kicking butt, keeping us safe.
We really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Also, three vets have
volunteered for a mission...
Get the same tattoos
that I gave q, murr, and sal.
And the guys forgot
both of them right there.
Yeah, there's one that
really sticks out as bad.
Hey, finally, you're gonna
have a second person
in your support group.
I can't believe there'll be
another human being
walking this earth
that has the same tattoo as me.
Yeah. Neither
does Jaden Smith.
Tonight, there will also be
a double military punishment.
One involves the military might
of an m18 hellcat tank.
- Oh!
- There she is!
- Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, my goodness.
- Here it comes.
- Oh, my god.
- We have a tank!
- We have a tank.
We have a tank!
Run for your lives!
This is so much different
than the first season.
So, later tonight,
the hellcat will demolish
one of our prized possessions.
And of course,
hellcats were designed
to destroy tanks
in world w*r ii,
so whatever we put in its path,
it is gonna be gone.
Q: All right, well, listen,
how about this?
It's time for the first
of three challenges.
So, ladies and gentlemen,
check this out.
Y'all like planes?
Today, we're teaming up with
the American airpower museum,
giving presentations
on military aviation.
The thing is,
our misguided presentations
have been created
by the other team.
At the end, we're gonna
ask this group of people
to raise their hands if
they learned anything of value.
Whoever gets the fewest
hands raised loses.
Planes.
Welcome to the
American airpower museum.
You...
Yeah, what happened?
You dressed yourself like this.
I dressed exactly
like launchpad mcquack.
Here's the difference
between me and murr...
I woke up and I was, like,
"oh, I need to something
with an airplane on,"
and murr's, like, "oh, I have
to look like a 1920s pilot."
That's funny.
I woke up and just was, like,
"a regular day for me."
- Hi.
- Hey, guys.
Hi. My name's James.
I'm Joe.
And we're going to take you
through the future of aviation.
Okay.
Underwater fli...
Wow.
"Wow" is right.
You all know submarines.
Now we're going to have
planes underwater, right?
This plane is going
across country, but now...
- Cross-country?
- You're...
Not cross-country.
What country?
Intercontinental,
'cause cross-country,
it wouldn't be underwater.
You don't have to worry
about turbulence,
ducks...
Well, actually, yeah, you might
still have to worry about ducks.
Well, you have to worry
about fish.
Murr: The sharks.
- Sharks.
- Sharks.
Sharks are the new ducks.
Sharks are the new ducks.
Let's talk about helicopters.
They are extremely unsafe.
- Yeah.
- Extremely unsafe.
The design is ridiculous
of a helicopter.
Just so stupid, to have
the propeller on the top.
It's just a bad design.
It's just not the way
planes should be.
Yeah, right.
What else?
Straight-up embarrassment.
A lot of people
consider them to be
an embarrassment
to the aviation industry.
By 2020, all helicopters
will be destroyed
in a spectacular fashion,
so we're just trying to, like,
basically line them all up,
blow them all up
at the same time.
- How are you gonna destroy them?
- How do you destroy them?
Murr, how are you
destroying them?
The way we destroy
all the helicopters...
It will be spectacular.
We can't go into
too many details...
And it's by 2020,
so we're talking real soon.
You guys are not gonna have to
worry about helicopters anymore.
Yeah, but what are you guys
gonna do to destroy helicopters?
So, there's going to be some
sort of a spectacular fashion.
They will all be destroyed.
We can't go into
the specifics, okay,
but it's going to be
spectacular.
Yeah.
Spectacular.
So...
Now, the experimental
f-80x tactical aircraft
laser-enhanced
weapons systems demo.
You are going to have your socks
knocked off by this, okay?
Give it one second.
The file will load in a second.
So...
Hold on. It's gonna pull up.
It's a big file.
Lasers are the g*ns of tomorrow.
There's no file.
Okay.
There's not?
I mean,
is this your first dance?
There's not...
This is just gonna do this.
Yeah, you can probably
just hit "next."
Fell for that one.
Here we go.
Okay, so, we took a camera
out on the streets,
so real new yorkers
could ask us questions
about the future of aviation,
so this is the part of it
where it gets a little bit
more interactive here.
I'm big fan of Chuck Yeager,
who broke the speed of sound.
Do you think we will
break the speed of light,
and which pilot
is the next Chuck Yeager?
This is Vanessa.
Vanessa works on the show,
works very hard.
Half the times, I just don't
understand what she's saying.
We don't understand
what she's saying.
I... i didn't catch...
I didn't necessarily catch...
Yeah, I'll play it again
in case you missed it,
'cause the accent
is a little tough.
I'm a big fan of Chuck Yeager.
A big fan of Chuck Yeager.
"I'm a big fan
of Chuck Yeager."
Broke the sound.
Broke the speed of sound.
Broke the speed of sound.
Do you think we will break
the speed of light?
Sal: Look at Joe!
We will break
the speed of light.
And which pilot
will be the next Chuck Yeager?
In pilot...
It's unclear.
Okay.
B.a.s.h...
Bird aircraft strike hazard,
a collision between
bird and aircraft.
It's a serious threat
to all in the air.
Currently experimenting
with laser-technology solutions
to help stop it.
Get out of the way.
If it's us or them,
get the flock out of here.
He knows what I'm talking about.
That's the end.
Now...
If you could please mail any
further questions you guys have
to James Murray
and Dr. Joseph gatto, dds.
I'm a dentist.
We'd like to know
how many of you
think you learned
something of value here today
by a show of hands.
- Four. Great, four.
- Four. Okay, half.
- Excellent.
- That's all we could ask for.
That's pretty good, buddy.
- Hi, everyone. How are you?
- All right, everybody.
Welcome to the
American airpower museum.
I mean, q did the "dress like
a pilot" better than you did.
Here we have
the complete history
of American military flight.
1903... first flight.
1919... the first
trans-Atlantic flight.
1958... the boeing 747 built.
That's the plane
most people know.
2010, Nicki Minaj claims
to be "as fly as a g6."
It is a plane used today
that the latest and greatest,
and now it is in pop culture
as Nicki Minaj.
2012, claim unfounded.
It turns out...
As it turns out, it took us
two years to figure out
that she is not as fly as a g6.
Not as fly. Two years.
Okay, so, "for once
you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth..."
Oh.
I knew we shouldn't have used
your personal computer for this.
Do you need to, uh...
I'll apply the ointment later.
So, airports. They got
Miami international airport.
There's pretty ladies there,
and I actually met pitbull
on a recent flight.
If you know pitbull,
Mr. Worldwide...
Here we got
Shanghai pudong airport.
It's a funny name...
Funny name, I love that.
Also, dope snacks.
- Okay.
- Amsterdam airport.
- You know.
- You know.
You go there, you have
yourself a good time.
You'll fly before
you even get on the plane.
Ha ha!
Okay.
Discoveries.
1914... automatic gyrostabilizer
was discovered
by Lawrence sperry.
Yes. In 1947,
the sound barrier was broken
by the one and only
Chuck Yeager.
♪♪
Okay, and of course, in 1986,
danger zone discovered,
lieutenant
Nick "goose" bradshaw perishes.
In '86, lieutenant
Nick "goose" bradshaw perishes.
Murr:
Look at q. Look at q!
Maverick bangs Charlie.
That was toward
the end of the movie.
Uh, first flight... December 17,
1903... we mentioned that.
Designer... the Wright brothers.
You've heard of those
gentlemen, of course.
I always that,
if the Wright brothers
were transgender,
they'd be called
the wrong sisters.
That's just a little
topical humor.
My name's sal vulcano.
I'll be playing the chuckle hut
this Saturday, 10:00 P.M.,
in secaucus.
Oh, god.
That was one
of my jokes beforehand.
The mystery of the red baron.
Wha...
Man:
Manfred Albrecht
freiherr Von richthofen,
aka the red baron,
was a German world w*r I
fighter pilot.
He claimed over 80 victories
while piloting
his 3-winged triplane.
Some say his spirit
still flies the skies today,
haunting young pilots.
Technology.
What do a fake blonde
and an airplane have in common?
They both have...
♪♪
Q!
They both have a black box.
Now, what do I mean by that?
You guys can find out
what that means
10:00 P.M. in secaucus
this Saturday
at the chuckle hut.
Oh, Chuck Yeager facts.
Maybe you all remember
Chuck Yeager.
Yeager would frequently
order a coffee,
then when asked if he took it
with milk or sugar respond,
"no thanks,
I'm a black guy."
Yeager then said he was
just kidding and request skim.
- So...
- That was a...
- Not quite sure what he meant...
- I don't know.
With that,
because that's not a...
Oh, he means black coffee.
Oh. Oh,
"I'm a black coffee guy."
Like I'm an iced tea guy.
Ohh, that makes
a lot more sense.
These are not
what you're gonna get from me
at the chuckle hut.
Oh, he's got a tight 15.
That's 10:00 P.M. Saturday,
secaucus.
So, in conclusion...
Uh.
By a show of hands...
By a show of hands,
how many of you feel
like you've learned
something informative
that you can take
with you here today?
One, two, three, four?
- It's a tie. Well done, guys.
- Well, there you go.
All right.
No thumbs down.
Well, no thumbs down
on that loser board,
so everybody is safe
as of right now.
All right.
Get ready for one
of our prized possessions
to go up in flames.
And we'll see how
the tattooed vets are doing,
right after this.
- Whoo, whoo.
- Whoo-hoo!
We are back to our big season
finale here at fort joker.
Three veterans from
the wounded warriors project
volunteered to get the same
tattoo that these guys got.
Let's meet these brave souls.
- Whoo!
- Here they are.
- Oh, there they are!
- Oh, yo.
- Hello, fellas.
- Oh, my god.
Hey, first we have
Manny figureto,
a marine who served
as a machine-gunner
and a driver in the
6th motor transport battalion.
He'll be getting my tattoo...
38, lives alone, has 3 cats.
- Manny.
- There he is.
Now, does any of that
apply to you at all?
Are you 38?
Uh, no, I'm not.
Do you live alone?
Uh, no, I don't.
Do you...
Manny, do you have any cats?
- I'm allergic to cats.
- Oh.
What made you do this?
I want to be like q
when I grow up.
- Oh.
- Oh! There you go.
All right.
Well, next up is my guy,
Chris moran,
who served as an army sergeant
with the 25th infantry division.
He's getting
my skydiving ferret.
- Chris, how are you, bud?
- I'm doing good.
Have you thought of what
it's like to get a massage
with a ferret on your leg?
No, I haven't.
You haven't?
He doesn't look like you
where he goes into the city
and gets a massage twice a week.
That's a man.
He hits the gym.
Sal: I-I got to tell you,
you look really comfortable.
Thank you.
I mean, he's got a needle
in his leg right now.
- You would never know it.
- No.
Well, look at his arms.
He's been there before.
Yeah, yeah, right.
All right.
Very good, Chris.
- We'll see you in a little bit.
- I appreciate it. Thank you.
Well, all right,
last but not least,
getting my
will Smith's son tattoo...
- Yeah!
- Is Greg hancock,
who served as
a Navy 3rd class petty officer.
Hey, Greg.
Hey, what's up?
You're a good man.
I want to be just like you, too.
How you doing?
How you making out so far?
It's a little bit sore,
but I figure after this,
I'm gonna run for president
of Jaden Smith's fan club.
All right.
Let's hear it
for our volunteers, guys.
- Thanks, guys.
- All right. Very cool.
Our audience tonight features
other veterans
and family members
from
the wounded warriors project.
It's an amazing organization
that honors and empowers
injured service members.
And we recently spent some time
at a wounded warriors event.
Let's take a look
at what happened.
♪♪
- Hi, everybody.
- Hey, guys. How are you?
- What up?
- Hi.
Hello, hello.
Hey, everybody.
- How you doing?
- Hi. How are you?
Chris? Joe.
Good to see you.
What do you got,
Jersey on your neck?
Oh. Yeah,
I got staten island.
Ben, it's murr
from "impractical jokers."
I got your note.
It's awesome, buddy.
I just wanted you to know
you're my favorite.
I'm gonna brag about it
to all the guys.
How are you?
Yeah, no, good.
We're talking grenades.
Yeah, I'd appreciate you guys
making us laugh, too,
you know what I mean?
Honestly, that's what we need.
You like the show?
Yeah?
- You have something right here.
- Uh, where...
Oh! You got me.
There's lots going on here...
People meeting and greeting
and hanging out.
You see it right here,
a bunch of people shaking hands,
giving hugs...
This is what happens.
Know the angle and the lighting,
two most important things.
Yes.
There you go.
We are really happy
to have you up here
on behalf of the
wounded warrior project.
I can't thank you enough.
Sal: Please,
it's an honor to be here.
It's a pleasure
to meet you guys.
Really, like, it's...
You really don't
have to thank us for this.
This is something
that we enjoyed.
We're so happy to be here.
- And thank you, guys.
- Thank you. Yep.
Nancy, we also actually have...
- Oh, we brought a big check.
- Yeah.
- We don't do anything small.
- We brought...
This is from James Murray's
personal bank account.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it does say that.
This is what...
We ripped this out of
his actual checkbook.
- Yeah.
- He uses large checks.
This is a gift from trutv
to your organization
for all you do.
So thank you so much
on behalf of, uh...
Oh, thank you.
Thanks for
your service, everybody.
This means a lot.
Thank you.
- Good work, guys.
- Thank you, guys.
We really should
have a talk about this.
Now's the time we start
the dance battle, so...
Everybody wave at the camera
for the big finish.
- Yay!
- Yay!
Yes!
What a great organization.
We're very proud
to have been a part of it,
and we hope you guys
help them out, too.
Sal: All right, let's check
out the next challenge
where we aim for glory
with the help of old glory.
And if you don't know
what old glory is,
that's a nickname that
we give to the flag...
Yeah, they... they get it.
You're over-explaining it.
- They know this one.
- I was just making sure.
We use flags in it.
Most of these people are
connected to the military.
- They know what old glory is.
- They know what old glory is.
Well, I'm nothing
if I'm not thorough.
This is a challenge
we call "put pocketing."
Let's take a look.
Today, we're at food bazaar,
trying to sneak as many
American flags as we can
onto unsuspecting shoppers.
As they shop, we'll try to get
as many as we can
onto their person
without getting caught.
Whoever puts the least amount
of flags on a person loses.
U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
- U.s.a.!
Shh, shh, they're gonna
know we're filming.
Oh.
♪♪
Ooh, it's cold.
It's not good for the n*pples.
- Hey, murr?
- Yes, buddy.
You want to get the back
up here and put your wig on?
Yes. Yes!
I wouldn't have even
realized it.
Son of a...
Now we know everyone
needs to be on high alert.
- That's right.
- This got past 50 people.
That's right.
Good thing I'm here.
- That's better.
- Yippee.
Oh, he's got a good back pocket.
I don't know. I wouldn't go
for the back pocket.
It's got a wallet in it.
- Oh.
- Oh, no way.
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
- There's one.
- Prove me wrong.
That was an easy drop
because his a*s was out.
♪♪
- Ohh.
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
- The winds have changed.
Look at this guy.
She caught him putting
the flags on him.
Dos.
- Whoa!
Wow.
Murr's in for two.
♪♪
Murr's in for three.
Murr's in for three!
Oh. Ah!
Does this guy have no nerve
endings in his butt?
No, he's got that wallet,
like, helping him out.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Oh, oh, murr's got obstacles.
- Got a traffic jam.
You got a traffic jam
here, murr, for three.
- Oh!
- Oh, my god.
- Four.
- Four's gonna be tough.
Now we're getting into
tough to beat.
This is admirable.
♪♪
- Yeah.
- Four is tough to beat.
- Five.
- Five.
Oh, he's on a tear.
He's just loading him up.
- Oh, oh! Yes!
- Oh, my god.
You got greedy.
You got greedy.
You could've left it at four.
You're back to zero, buddy.
Here we go.
Here we go.
♪♪
Oh!
- She's on the phone.
- She's got a double...
Joe: She's got
a double-hood setup.
- Oh! There's one!
- Yeah, all right, there's one.
Here you go, murr.
Going for two.
- Oh.
- Oh, my god.
- Yeah! Got two!
- Oh, my god!
First of all, she looks an like
American-flag Frankenstein.
They're jutting out of
the sides of her neck.
Flagenstein.
That should've got more props.
If you saw my face,
I gave you props on that.
- Great, great.
- Nice.
I'll watch it back.
Look at this.
Look at this!
- Ohh.
- Ohh.
What... by the way, who has
a conversation,
- a full conversation...
- At the eggs.
Just, with your face
a foot from eggs and meat?
Like, who does that?
Look, she's...
Murray, you're
getting brazen, Murray.
What's this, four?
- He nosed her, to boot!
- Wow!
Nice.
And she's still flagenstein.
- Look at your creation.
- Wow.
He looks like Dr. Flagenstein
with that hand.
And she's gone.
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- Four... he got.
- Not bad. Not bad.
Okay, fellas.
- Joey gatto.
- All right, Joey.
Sticking flags in strangers.
Joey, you're
looking svelte, baby.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm a little worried,
because your belly's like
the source of your power.
Yeah, I know.
My core.
Here we go.
- Oh!
- Oh... ah!
Murr: Oh! Expertly done.
He's got a very soft touch.
You know,
I don't know what it is.
I need an egg in my house.
Two.
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh, oh, oh, he... oh!
- Ohh!
Oh, h*, h*.
Well done, Joseph.
I can't see. Are the flags
still in the pocket?
She's still in the pocket.
Joe: Don't say nothing.
Don't say...
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
What did you do that for?
- We had a thing!
- You got caught, bubba.
I can't believe you sold me out.
You don't get grossed out
putting this on
for the last six months?
Yeah, I'm getting
grossed out slightly.
My concern is the actual...
Well, I always do...
That I combed it.
I just felt it
for the first time.
Feels dirty and matted.
It's gross.
That is gross.
I have the full-body chills.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, oh!
Oh, this is...
This is tricky, Joseph.
♪♪
Now she's very suspicious.
Pumpkin.
I didn't know it was pumpkin.
Yes, and the beans.
I didn't know
they sold that here.
Oh, you did the beans?
- Five flags.
- All right.
♪♪
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Ohh!
That pocketbook...
Side pocketbook,
which is weird.
- Oh, oh!
- With this pocketbook...
Joe!
- It's too many. It's too many!
Oh, he's got it. He's got it!
He's got it!
- It's too many.
- Oh!
Q: She didn't catch him!
Thanks, babe.
- Oh!
- Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh, she found it.
- She found it!
- Oh!
You take them.
That's for you.
She kept them!
You get the points!
You know it.
Well done.
We'll see how many flags q and I
can sneak in after the break.
Also, the hellcat
is quiet for now,
but, soon, it'll come to life
and help lay one of our
prized possessions to rest
when we return.
- There you go. T-shirts!
- Hey!
♪♪
Murr: Yeah!
All right!
All right, welcome back
to "impractical jokers
presents g.I. Jokers,"
our big finale special
coming to you from
the museum of American armor,
aka fort joker.
While we're out here, Joe is
inside with the three veterans
getting our tattoos.
Joey, how's it going, bud?
Joey. Joey!
- It's going... it's going great.
- Joey!
Back to you.
- No, no, no.
- No, no, Joe!
Sal: Joe, we want a little
investigative reporting.
- Come on.
- Oh, okay.
Um, I'm back here,
and it's going great.
- Joe, you...
- Back to you guys.
Give it... give us a little...
Stop throwing back to us.
We want a little information.
Thanks, guys, this is Joe,
reporting live.
Back to you.
You're just...
You're not a good
field reporter, Joe!
I know! I know, 'cause I'm not
a field reporter, guys.
There's a lot of pressure.
I'm by myself.
There's a lot of lights.
I'm wearing a jacket.
It's hot.
I'm starting to sweat.
Sal: Joe,
take the jacket off.
I can't, because my pants...
I got a situation, okay?
- You... you can't...
- All right.
- You can't ask one question?
- Back to you!
- Anything! K-Keep...
- Back to you!
No detail, no nothing!
You can always walk... just...
Let's see how fast
this cameraman is.
Back to you!
Back to you!
Joe...
He's actually pretty fast.
- Joe.
- Yep?
Somebody's calling for you.
It's, uh... Larry?
- Is he here?
- Yeah.
Oh, I got to go.
Back to you.
All right, give him
a hand, everybody.
Give him a hand.
Q: All right. Let's get back
to put pocketing.
I think sal and I,
we go now, right?
Yes, that's right.
Yeah, let's check this out,
everybody.
- Here's...
- Here he goes.
He's got a bunch in his hand.
What... oh.
- Oh!
Ohh!
Joe: Well, two...
You still some in.
Hold on.
You got residual flags.
You got two flags in.
Q.
She's still in play, bud.
She hasn't noticed.
They are still in place.
Now they're not.
Oh, wow. He went
from five to two to zero.
♪♪
- Here he goes.
- Oh. Oh!
- Wow.
- One, right in the pink pock.
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh.
- And the kid sees.
- Oh, the kid sees!
- Oh!
- Oh!
There's the kid!
Oh, the kid is deciding
whether she has morals or not.
Look at the kid.
Look at the kid!
- She...
- You've got an accomplice.
She has given her allegiance
to the stranger.
Yes.
Tell you what, I would Rob
a bank with this kid.
♪♪
Good positioning.
- Oh.
- Oh!
Much better.
That's four.
- Oh, yes!
- Oh!
She didn't see it!
She didn't see it! Leave 'em!
Oh!
I saw her.
I saw her.
She kept taking these
out of my thing
and putting them
in your pocketbook.
Was i-i...
- She's crying?
- Oh, wait. No, is she crying?
No, wait, I did it.
I'm only joking.
- I'm only joking!
- Oh, my god.
It's a joke.
Oh, my god.
This has not happened
in six seasons.
I didn't mean
to upset you, sweetheart.
It's for a TV show, sweetie.
It's for a game show.
Q, say, "we're gonna
give you $100."
We're gonna give you 100 bucks.
Give her...
Just give her money, bud.
Here, look. Here we go.
Stop crying. Here.
You won 100 bucks.
Do you know what the salt
in the wound is?
- She got your back.
- Yeah.
She had your back!
She wasn't even ratting you out!
I know. That's why
I'm paying her off!
Then you turn around and do
a double-cross on the kid!
Take it, take it.
There you go, sweetheart.
- Yeah!
- There you go!
- She took the money!
- She took the money.
She's being rolled away into
the sunset as she's crying.
You're k*lling me, sweetheart.
You're k*lling me.
Give me a thumbs up
so I can sleep tonight.
She's a tough customer.
She's a tough customer.
Wave, wave, wave, baby, wave.
- Come on, come on.
- Wave.
- Yeah! Whoo!
- Yeah!
Murr: No kids were hurt in the
making of this TV show.
Well, what does this mean?
Means you got a zero,
but we can sleep at night.
Well, I'm out 100 bucks.
This girl's laughing
all the way to the bank.
♪♪
I'm out of butter.
This is three pounds of butter.
Yep.
What home that's not
a restaurant uses this?
Joe: Here you go.
♪♪
Organics over here?
- Oh, he snuck it in.
- Oh, got one.
- The organics.
- Well done.
- One.
- The old organics play.
Yo, they're meatless.
Can you believe that?
They do it like
a vegetable type of stock.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Vegetables, eh?
- Yeah, vegetables.
And then you got over here,
you got, uh...
Oh!
♪♪
Over here, you got butters.
- Yeah, there you go.
- All right. All right.
I get the twin pack,
'cause otherwise,
I'm not gonna have enough.
That's two flags.
♪♪
Actually, the twin pack
is too much butter.
- Oh, well done!
- Nice.
He's got three in.
You look like a ninja out there.
I am a big, fat, white ninja.
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, oh!
Joe: He's down the aisle.
Yeah, that's it.
Go, go!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's wide open!
♪♪
- Progresso.
- Well done.
- Snuck it right in.
- There it is... the progresso.
He hunted him down.
You wanted a different
progresso soup, hon?
Oh.
- Oh!
- Oh!
I got a quick problem solver.
Okay.
He's... what's he doing?
He's taping them up.
You're making a mega flag.
- Nine.
- Nine.
Now you need to find
somebody with a fat hole.
♪♪
Oh, my god,
is he gonna win right now?
♪♪
- Oh!
- You know if this is, uh...
For, uh, sloppy Joes?
- Wow.
- Wow.
Her head's hitting it.
- Come on.
- Come on, lady.
There's a bundle of flags
in your hood.
Wake up, sister.
Ah, ah.
Get out. Get out.
Get out!
Joe: And she's gone!
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Sal wins it.
- That was too easy.
Ingenuity wins the day.
- Whoo!
- Oh, boy.
Come on, look who
has no losses so far!
Joe: Oh, not good.
Not good for us.
All right, coming up,
we'll see the finished tattoos.
Also, not one, but two
punishments coming up next.
♪♪
- There we go.
- Hey, hey.
- Here we go.
- We are back.
Welcome back, everyone.
The tattoos are done...
Yes!
So let's see
how they turned out.
Here we go.
All right, first up is Manny,
who got my tattoo...
38, lives alone, has 3 cats.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Manny!
Manny!
All right, Manny.
- Oh, my god.
- There she is.
- Ah.
- Oh.
- Hold on.
- Oh, my god.
There you go... side by side.
Yeah, that's perfect.
So, how do you feel?
Like, how are you gonna
explain this to people?
I'm just gonna say "q."
That's it.
And you think
they're gonna know?
No.
We'll pretend, though.
Absolutely.
Yeah!
Sal: All right,
let's see the next tattoo.
Let's see it, then.
Murr:
Next up is my boy, Chris,
who got the tattoo
of my skydiving ferret.
- Chris, come on up.
- Here you go.
All right, ready for this?
Here we go.
Oh, my god!
It looks just like it!
All right,
let's do a comparison, shall we?
- Murr, do you have underwear on?
- Thank god.
Do you have underwear?
I thank god I wore
underwear tonight.
- Okay, great.
- All right, here we go.
Oh, my god. That's exact!
Q: Hey,
I don't want to...
I don't want to say
anything, murr,
but, uh... His is bigger...
That's all I'm saying!
- That's all I'm saying.
- Yes, well, you know...
That's all I'm saying.
- Very good, my friend.
- There you go.
- Very good. There we go.
- Appreciate it.
Let's hear it for him.
All right, all right.
Finally, we have Greg,
who got my tattoo.
Give it up for Greg, everybody.
I cannot wait
to see this, buddy.
How you doing? Okay.
Let me see this.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I love it!
Oh, my god,
it looks better than mine.
All right, listen, this is
a little fun tip for you.
Now you have this, you got to
have fun with it in life.
So, like, you're at a barbecue,
people don't know you have it.
Just start talking
about Jaden Smith
until the people
can't take it anymore.
They'll say, "what are you...
Obsessed with Jaden Smith?"
You say, "yeah,
I'm his number-one fan."
And then, like,
"I got a tattoo of him."
They won't believe you, okay?
The barbecue will
start to quiet down.
All eyes will be on you.
You pull that out,
you show them.
They won't know how to react.
All of a sudden, you're
in control of the barbecue.
Murr: There we go!
Oh, this is insane.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god!
Joe: A double pouty
Jaden Smith combo.
- Oh, my god.
- What have you done?
Guys, let's give it up
for our friends here
and the amazing tattoo artists
at east side ink
for the work they did.
They're so great.
All right, everybody.
It is time for
the final challenge,
and this is definitely one
that's award-worthy.
Check it out.
Today, we're in the park
asking strangers
if they'd like to shake
the hand of a decorated hero.
The catch is the award
we've been given
has been made up
by the other guys.
If we can't get someone to shake
your heroic hands, you lose.
In the military,
they get medals of honor.
On "impractical jokers,"
we get plaques of embarrassment.
That's all we deserve.
♪♪
- Okay, sal's in.
- Excuse me.
I don't know if you guys want
to shake the hand of a hero,
but check out this thing
I got at work.
- This is not a hero's award.
- No.
Oh.
9 shifts, no piss, office hut.
- I know.
- He said, "I know."
Yeah, I know.
Everyone was competing for it,
'cause you get
a little bit of a bonus...
Oh, okay.
So the whole crew
had utis at this point,
'cause no one's going.
Yeah.
"You want to know how I do it?
I start each day
by eating a sponge."
I-It's cutthroat, though.
And I use certain techniques...
I didn't tell them.
Like I started every day
by eating a little sponge.
"At first, I just used
rubber bands, but, uh..."
That didn't work.
"that didn't work out
like I wanted."
At first I just used, like,
rubber bands...
Mm-hmm.
But that didn't
work out like I wanted.
"I should mention
I four times."
I should mention I four times.
♪♪
Yeah.
Four times, but they don't
give an award for that, so...
All right, bud, remember...
You have to get the handshake.
I don't know if you guys want to
shake the hand of a hero here,
but...
- Ah!
- Ah!
Yeah, so, I'm just sitting here
talking about and piss
while you guys eat lunch.
Apologies on that one.
I'm having a good day,
by the way.
I got an award.
Thank you so much.
You want to see it?
Here you go.
Here you go. Here you go.
It's, uh, esten's cleaners...
Most stains removed orally.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I know.
Q: "What does that mean?
Good question.
Let's say Bruce Willis
is eating dinner."
Let's say, for example, like,
Bruce Willis is eating dinner.
"And he drops some
spaghetti on his pants."
And he drops spaghetti sauce
on the pants.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Bruce Willis would bring the
pants in to esten cleaners...
"And I would put my lips
on the spaghetti stain
and suck till
the stain came out."
I would then put my lips
on the spaghetti stain...
and I would suck the stain
out of the pants.
You stain it, I suck it.
Yeah.
"I was pitching them
a new slogan."
I was pitching them
a new slogan.
"Esten cleaners...
We're up for the challenge."
Esten cleaners...
We're up for the challenge.
"'Cause James goes
down on stains."
'Cause...
'Cause James
goes down on stains.
You know?
Joe: "I did a whole baseball
team in under 30 minutes."
I...
I-I sucked the stains
off a whole baseball team
in under a half hour.
Other... other cleaners
are doing it now,
but it's my specialty.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
"They actually asked me
to stop doing it, but, uh..."
They actually asked me
to stop doing it...
but I still do it.
So, um, do you want to
shake the hand of a hero?
I'm kind of a hero.
Oh, you're eating
right now, okay.
You have a great lunch,
then, okay?
Okay. Y-You do, too.
♪♪
'sup, bud.
Is that yours?
Oh, well, I got... you know,
I had a good day today.
I got this award here.
What's your award, Joe?
I got...
The American helicopter awards,
comeback pilot of the year.
Murr:
Comeback.
"I had
a rough 11-year patch."
It was like a rough
11-year patch
where just I forgot to do
this thing with the seat belts,
'cause it was complicated.
Two people share
a seat belt, right?
I only would do one half of it,
and then when I would
take off and bank...
Yeah.
Somebody would
just slide right out.
"Well,
once I dumped a kid."
Well, once
I dumped a kid, but...
but I was over a bouncy house,
so it all just panned out.
It looked like...
It was like an extreme thing.
It was, like,
everybody had a blast, so...
Wow.
I-I was always
into it growing up.
I always wanted to do maybe
either jet or helicopter,
but a crash
in a helicopter is just...
Sometimes if you land too hard
and just the legs break.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm talking about people's legs.
So, I don't know. You want
to shake the hand of a hero?
Or... yeah.
- Oh!
- Ah!
Appreciate it, man.
You have a good day.
I got to get up there.
I got to get the chopper.
♪♪
Hi. How you doing?
Yes, q, do it.
What's your name?
Yeah, Lloyd.
It's a good day for me, Lloyd.
I got an award today.
Oh, man, it's great.
Q's gonna love this one.
It's, uh...
Oh, yep. There you go.
It's a misogyny challenge.
I came in first place.
Look, see,
don't get the wrong thing.
I love women.
I have a blog, actually.
Brother... brother...
brother of the sisterhood.
Oh, wow.
- It's a feminist blog.
- Wow.
The key to misogyny, I've found,
is to just be yourself.
"But I really have my mom
to thank. She knew her place."
But I had my mom to thank,
'cause she knew her place,
so she gave me a good, uh...
"The key is the negging."
Well, the key is to... negging.
"You see that girl
over there?"
See that girl over there?
"I would say,
'you know, your smile's nice,
but you have a little bit
of a resting b*tch face.'"
oh, oho!
To her, I would be, like,
"you know what?
Your smile's nice.
A little bit
of a resting b*tch face."
And then, that makes
her feel undervalued...
Mm-hmm.
And then, that's when the...
The plaques start
rolling in, you know?
Joe: Okay, well,
now it gets interesting.
- Here's a woman.
- Mm-hmm.
That's me.
I just got this today.
"I was honored to receive this
from the broads
in my office."
All the broads in my office
gave it to me.
Yeah.
I mean, they weren't gonna give
me the cooking award, right?
You want to shake
the hand of a hero?
I'm gonna go to
the local strip club,
see what's going on there.
Sal: So, there you go.
That's the totals.
Both murr and q
will be punished.
Only one of them will have
a special prized possession
destroyed by the tank.
The other surprise punishment
happens after this break.
Yeah!
♪♪
That's right!
Welcome back, everyone,
to our huge season finale.
Both q and murr lost today.
The m18 hellcat tank
is standing by
to destroy one
of their prized possessions.
And sal and I thought
it would be best
for that someone to be q.
- Q.
- That's right.
Q is gonna have
a prized possession blown away.
That's right. Murr, you've been
spared by the hellcat.
- That's right.
- Yes. Thank god.
- There you go.
- I, uh...
But trust us... murr did not
get off easy at all.
No.
Let's take a look
at what we did to him.
Murr is one of our losers,
so for his punishment,
he's going for a ride.
- Come on.
- Yeah, that's right.
You're about to
"top g*n" it.
Ohh.
We're putting you in a jet
with a fighter pilot,
and you're gonna do
some flying, buddy.
Wait. D-Doesn't
the copilot die in "top g*n"?
- Ah, don't worry about that.
- Doesn't he?
- Listen.
- He does! He does!
What are you gonna do?
You got your loop-de-loops.
Yeah.
You got your dives.
Dives.
You got your barrel rolls.
What is this gonna be like
at mach 2?
That is actually the most
important thing on that plane,
so I'm gonna need you
to put a helmet on.
This has been at
mach 2 for months.
Well, this is...
This is what we're doing?
- You like it?
- Yeah, it's great.
What am I looking at here?
Bard, I just want to point out
something else to him.
Just take a look right here.
Right here on the plane.
Yeah, it's got ejector seats.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no. We're
staying in the plane, okay?
Uh, more than likely, yeah.
♪♪
Temperature 242.17.
Altimeter 3-0-0-0.
1-0. Sky clear.
Ohh, god.
Fire it up!
Fire it up!
♪♪
All: Murr! Suck it!
Holy.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Oh, my god.
They told you
I'm afraid of heights, right?
- Yeah, I heard that.
- Great.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go!
Oh, my god.
- Bye, murr.
- Bye, murr.
♪♪
Wow.
- Safe flight, pal!
- Try not to yourself!
How you doing back there, buddy?
I'm all right.
This feels like
a regular plane ride now.
- I'm okay.
- All right, good.
Ooh. This is a steeper...
Steeper turn than...
Than a regular plane.
All right,
what's our vector, Victor?
Roger, Roger.
All right, murr.
Get ready.
Get ready for what?
Holy... oh, my god!
Holy!
Holy!
Planes aren't supposed
to go upside down! Holy...
We should mention...
It's worth mentioning...
- Murray has baby ba*ls.
- Tiny ba*ls.
You want to try that again?
No, I don't want to try
any of this again.
- Yeah, you do.
- No, my god!
Oh, my god!
I don't want to try anything!
Oh, my god.
I'm not gonna fly
out of this stuff?
- What's that?
- This harness is good?
Yeah, this is good.
You're fine.
What is an inverted flight?
What does that mean?
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Aah! Oh, my god!
Ah! Ahh!
My feet are in the sky!
The best is when it cuts out.
My feet were just
off the ground!
Sal: How are
those baby ba*ls?
Holy!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Man: That's good stuff
right there.
Ah, you're doing good.
- Oh, that doesn't sound good.
- His ba*ls are in his throat.
His ba*ls
are out of his throat now,
and they're all over
that c*ck.
This is command, checking in
with pilot murrvick, over.
Yeah, he went upside down,
did barrels rolls.
I almost myself,
and I guess I'm throwing up.
All right. It goes
against my judgment,
but let's bring him on home.
Let's bring him on home.
No, bring me home.
Yeah, we'll
bring you home, buddy.
- The pilot needs directions.
- Oh.
♪♪
Hey, pilot, it's up
your a*s and to the left.
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Aah! Oh, my god!
- Yeah.
- That was absolutely brutal.
The wig stayed on.
The wig stayed on.
The wig stayed on.
I don't know if I would
have done any better than you,
I promise you,
so you're a brave man.
We'll be right back with
q's punishment with the tank!
Yay!
Ba-boom!
♪♪
- All right, here we go!
- Here we go!
- Thank you!
- This is it.
Welcome back, everyone.
Now, who's ready
for q's punishment?
Yeah!
Our tank, the m18 hellcat,
is gonna destroy
one of q's prized possessions.
Let's take a look
at what it is, buddy.
♪♪
- Oh!
- Yes.
- Yes. Yes.
- Oh, my god.
That's his real Jeep!
First order of business,
q's gonna need a ride home.
Yeah.
That, uh...
That's the first
new car I ever owned,
and I love the Jeep and, uh...
I'd rather it be
Murray up there.
- Like, I feel like...
- Come on. Come on!
I feel like that's
my friend up there.
- Yeah.
- You know?
- Not for long.
- Yeah. That's right.
All right, well, q,
the good news is, buddy,
you have one chance
to save your beloved Jeep.
Mm-hmm. He could save it.
The tank... the tank is
not aimed at it... Yet.
We'll ask you
a bunch of questions,
and with every wrong answer,
the turret will take
one step closer
- to get it in the cross hairs...
- That's it.
And that is when we will fire.
Do you have any idea
how much a wrangler costs?
That's good money
you're blowing up up there.
Oh, it's not our money.
It's not our money.
No, no, no.
Without further ado,
are you guys ready to play...
All: "Blow up that Jeep"?
Here we go.
All right.
Okay, murr's gonna start you off
with an easy math question.
All right, this is
a simple one, q.
All right, I'm ready.
So, the staten island ferry
leaves Chicago at 5:40 P.M.
At a speed of 16 knots.
At that speed and assuming
wind is not an issue,
how long for the ferry
to travel 128 knots?
Why are you even trying
to figure this out?
- The question...
- Because my Jeep's up there!
Well, what's a...
How many knots?
128 knots...
It travels at 16 knots.
You're "knots"
gonna get this one.
But in knots...
All right, uh, eight.
- Eight?
- Yeah.
No, the staten island ferry
doesn't leave from Chicago!
- That's right.
- It leaves from staten island!
It's a trick question.
Move the turret!
Sal: Move the turret
one notch.
Oh! There it goes.
All right, I'm up.
You ready to try
to save it again?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Question number two.
Oh. Oh...
If my life was made
into a movie,
what would the tag line be?
"The nose knows...
The Joe gatto story."
- Oh.
- That was so close.
"Too fat, too furious."
Sorry.
Sorry, that's wrong.
Let's move the turret.
Oh, no.
- Oh, my god.
- Here it goes!
I-I want to stress that
I just filled up the tank.
Yeah.
So if we blow this thing up,
I want to know my $35.69
is coming back to me.
Sal: It's two clicks,
so one more question.
If you get this right,
it stays put.
You get it wrong,
it goes right at the Jeep.
Question number three.
All right.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Q, we're all rooting for you.
Okay, we all met as freshmen,
freshman year
at monsignor Farrell high school
on staten island,
- where we are from.
- Yes.
What is the street address
of our school?
- Oh, h*, h*. We...
- Oh!
- No. Come on. Oh!
- Oh!
2900 amboy road...
Oh!
Staten island, New York, 10306!
That's right.
You knew it was 2900?
That's it. We were...
I-I li... I live
right near the school.
Why wouldn't I know that?
Are you kidding me?
That is...
it's 2900 amboy road.
That's it. 2900.
We were not banking
on you knowing the number.
Yeah!
- I'm sorry.
- We're not banking...
I'm sorry.
This, uh... this just in.
You... oh, you actually had
the wrong card set.
- Oh, oh, there's another card.
- You got the wrong card.
- Oh, okay.
- Another card.
- Ah, wrong question.
- That was the wrong question.
This was rigged.
I'm thinking of a number...
from 1 to 2.
What number am I thinking of?
1.
Absolutely not.
Let's move the turret!
Wait.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, here it goes!
- Oh!
- Wait? Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
- Wait!
- Oh, my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Did you get the hula girl off...
Off the dashboard?
Did you get the hula girl
off the dashboard?
The hula girl is on the
dashboard, but it's stuck there.
It's stuck there.
That...
No, you got to...
You take the hula girl off.
Joe: No, we tried.
She didn't want to go.
You go down with the ship.
Everybody knows that.
We are sorry, buddy, but the
Jeep is right in the bull's-eye.
Say goodbye to your ride.
Oh, my god!
I see the hula girl in it!
- I see her from here!
- Guys, this is it.
- Say "aloha."
- This is it.
This is the moment, q...
Say goodbye to your Jeep,
and say hello
to our little friend in...
All: 3...
2...
1...
Fire!
- Oh!
- Aah!
Murr: Oh, my god!
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god.
Wait, hey, it still
looks drivable to me.
- I think the hula girl's okay.
- It does sort of...
- Ah!
- Oh, ha!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
- And there you have it.
- Oh, my god.
And there you have it.
- Ohh!
- Ohh, my god!
Joe: Who's got s'mores?
Who's got s'mores?
Oh, that is not drivable.
There's no fixing that.
That's all
for "impractical jokers
presents g.I. Jokers."
Thanks again to the incredible
service men and women
who joined us here tonight.
This is the end of season 6.
Thank you so much,
everybody, for watching.
Thank you guys so much
for watching.
Season 7...
We'll be back in 2018,
and stick around for an
"impractical jokers after party"
starting right now!
Yeah!
Thank you, guys.
And, how about a send-off?
No more the wig!
It's done! Done!
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06x26 - G.I. Jokers
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This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.
This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.