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04x17 - Snowbored - Fists Of Furry

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x17 - Snowbored - Fists Of Furry

Post by bunniefuu »

oh what a ride

snowed last night Bo I love the snow

reminds me of like frozen water painted

wi or something hey look there's sh it

looks like he making a happy

snowman hey sh if I

you hey I know let's have a playful

snowball fight what you

I think my

brain I wonder where Shar went hey I

don't remember this hill here in the

middle of sh yard I know what to do with

it

well there you are I was just saying

you'd enjoy this uh Hill of snow that

apparently you've been

he

tiny

hey Chow is really thanks for the I

thought you were to

over hey there jib everything a okay you

seem a little uh shaky not sure although

we finally got the Hub telescope working

I can't help wondering if we're the only

ones out there scanning the universe as

we search the heavens for the answers to

the Miracle of Life I sometimes wonder

if we too are

um being well

watched nothing to worry about jib space

is infinite and vacuous no one's up

there looking down at us I think just

have a little bit too much coffee why

I we have a problem

Elmo hey

Elmo let me help Elmo are you okay I'm

fine Mrs Clinton Elmo in theb comp you

bet I need the prize money for my little

brother Jimmy's operation what happened

to Timmy this time Elmo oh he Li a

Snowman and his tongue got

stuck that's rough I hope you'll win the

money so that Timmy may be forever free

of his no man you bet are youo looks

really dangerous heard that it really

hurts and then you slam the really hard

going your legs

pret orse your head um excuse me little

kitty I I wonder if you do me a favor

and help me fix myb straps

sureet and

well we now

Ione go

something ofy

Bears um I don't know how to tell you

this but well sometimes Al

well i' like to look the and this

face

El be of I hope I Sil

y

this

boy although the snow is wonderful to

play nothing beats coming inside and

sitting in front of a cozy fire with a

nice cup of hot chocolate GE I wonder

how Chuck day in the snow turned out for

now return to the mighty boring shower

strangers

stry

boring I'm sorry stranger do I know you

you look familiar but nah can't quite

place you who are you I don't know never

seen you no never met any of you before

in my life oh well so we don't know each

other shower strangers unite let's clean

up this town

Elmo that Mighty boring stranger show

really up every time he watches it heend

hurting himself well you know what I say

any show that Folks up and about

destructive thoughts and put dangerous

ideas into their young minds needs to be

taken off the now if you excuse me now

return to rush limo sh doesn't really

seem to understand that martial arts are

a defensive tool not an offensive tool

until he understands that he's just

going to keep on hurting himself unless

coming soon to a wrong in Hong Kong

starring five time undefeated Taekwondo

Champion Cynthia

Ro excuse me but yesterday I picked up

some dry cleaning and well along with

this stuff I found this s which isn't

mine are youing me no I just it's not

mine you have insulted

my every week I got to go through this

wrong in Hong Kong coming soon

hey shy look who's here here shy let me

give you a hand this is cyia Rock shy

she's an expert at martial arts so shy

tells me you want to learn about martial

arts do you mind if I ask you

why well I'm not sure using martial arts

to help you kick one particularly

annoying bloated purple cat to Kingdom

Come and Beyond is a legitimate use of

these ancient Arts shy

C I wonder who you know maybe martial

arts should be used to strengthen the

mind as well as strengthen the body it

should only be used to protect yourself

not to hurt others come on I'll show you

hey come too I want to learn about the

AR too I love the paint one time I

finger painted my whole house sure e you

could be a big

help snatch the dog biscuit from my

paw when you can the biscuit from my paw

then you are ready now for my

teachings seark this isn't so

hardy this art of Tai tea is really

relaxing isn't it I feel so at peace so

at one with myself

so so sorry I burn down theast

now you are

ready so you see e and shy being at

peace with yourself is the key to

self-defense take the gentle swimming of

the PO fish the fish push the water

aside the PO doesn't fight the water and

so it peacefully floats through its life

those po sure can't swim

the butterfly doesn't fight the a he

works with the let it flow through his

wings H it

flies so you see insting huh shk it look

like in

the thanks I must have slip am I

clumsy come on you back

teaching turkey wants to know if with

all this inner peace and Tranquility if

the life of a martial arts master such

as yourself ever gets dangerous oh sure

sometimes someone's family's honor gets

insulted by you or someone in your

family even thousands of years ago and

some member of the insulted kungu

Dynasty will sometimes appear to kidnap

you you know those kind of things are

rare you Cynthia Rothrock your great

great grandfather insulted my family's

honor for that you must pay here we go

again

Rock has been kidnapped by nefarious

forces we better split up to search for

her C

hello who's the dog who would Chase his

tail for another dog

who's the dog freak

outan I'm just

talking

and I'm out ofer

I haven't seen her man I swear I

have why did I run I thought you were

going to ask me for that five bucks I

owe you

man I didn't have any Lu either I hope

CIA is

okay sh the only place we haven't

checked is that foring castle on the m

that looks like a place where a crazy

ninja with Vengeance on his mind would

live but well she's probably not up

there help

when you get a chance

down I wanted a bre but I appreciate the

thoughts must live to watch Mose

place you need my help well of course sh

it never hurts to help what can I do

oh I told you we shouldn't have put on

those beastly clothes must you go on

biggy we have no place playing with

swords we could have been hurt

biggy looks like you did fine without me

you're becoming quite a martial arts

master come on let's

go hello my name's and

I I've Ted my angle and can't join you

and Sh in your heroic fight to save me

I'm afraid I'm not much help either well

my head stuck in the wall that means

only shy can help us

whoever tou the Shar dog must answer to

me

Fabio hey let me help you with

that hey sh Fabio thanks for saving us

it was lucky I was in the

area I happen to visiting my mom she

lives next door when I heard you cry and

you are you okay well sure I am still

kind of hurts I twisted it hours ago and

it just won't heal hours

ago I can't believe it's no better but

don't you worry about me I can still

walk out of here come

on bye thanks for the adventure boy that

Fabio and Cynthia Roth sure AR

SW I love happy endings