04x15 - Night Of The Living Duds / Home O' Sapien Alone

[bunniefuu]

huh

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what a ride

under lizards Dr Stucky believes the

fungus may have built a terrible

new weapon which you may be called upon

to seek out and Destroy so pay attention

well I'm telling you guys I'm missing a

piece here this is crazy

good one squat you're missing a piece

all right the piece you're missing is

called a brain a pain

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these satellite photos show us our

experts believe to be the components of

a deadly super beehive Cannon under

construction deep in the x-zone

foreign

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massive beehive grenade from the EXO to

any Target 100 miles away including our

Fair Jurassic City

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you three are to infiltrate the Exxon

under the cover of night

you are to find this this super cannon

and destroy it I want this Mission

completed with no screw-ups by the time

I come back from my much needed vacation

any questions

uh yes sir I have a question man uh sir

uh where are you going for vacation and

will you bring us something back

I'm going to a place where you'll never

find me and and I'll bring you back

something that's made up of five green

fingers if you screw up this operation

now get out get out

we are entering the episode I'm now

turning off all interior and running

lights going to Thermal Knight goggles

so we may remain undetected

lying in complete darkness the

thugasaurs will never suspect we have

entered their airspace red guys

Iceland's not very scary how about this

one

very disturbing cutter but can you top

this

[Laughter]

wonderful fire

good one Squad but that's not anywhere

near as scary

I hate to break up the fun but I need to

point something out to you do you see

that isn't that interesting

to surface to air behind this and you

know why that m*ssile is headed this way

hey Bill did you see that sh**ting star

boy it's a big one

make a wish buddy oh yes I'll make a

wish all right scooter

I know what a glorious wish it is

that's enough wishing for now bill

time for reality like what do you want

to do tonight buddy huh the night

s huh what should we do what do we do

every night you coconut crane

we start freeze avoid having our heads

chewed by jungle slugs until the morning

light comes up and it's the same story

but it's daytime which only means you

can actually see the jungle slugs doing

Oh What a Wonderful World

um Bill what is it

well I'm afraid you've inadvertently

stepped over that crevice in the ground

air that well leads to the cave that's

full of nothing but poisonous bugs

come on guys we gotta move away from the

crash land before

oh

hello your fleminess I hope I'm not

getting you at a bad time

matter of fact this is a bad time beef

I'm very busy busy visit

excellent Biff bring them to me I want

nothing to interfere with our first

super beehive launch on Jurassic city as

chili those Thunder lizards as you

Commando intellectually stunted one

Jesus it's awful dark and scary out here

fear not gentle sauce I managed to save

our night vision goggles

oh man I love these things everything's

so clear and huh guys help there's some

kind of giant insect tried to eat me yes

get a grip Squad is just a teeny tiny

POG for goodness sake yes squat don't be

fooled by the magnification effect of

these goggles the little bug can appear

enormous take a look at the Little

Critter on my lens it looks like a

monster

you might want to take a closer look at

that little bug

s

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poisonous bugs you forget you're dealing

with man and this is my world

the Thunder lizards have eluded us for

now we'll rest here

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in ground of fear and loneliness

of it all as a young skinless reptile I

believed they were monsters beasties and

terrible Twisted creatures lurking out

in the Darkness ready to frighten me of

course those creatures didn't exist and

now well now I'm all grown up and the

faithful Apprentice to a maniacal super

fiend bent on destroying the world

you came

thank you for listening it's good to

share your deepest secrets with those

you trust

and you'll never tell the other guys

come on guys in here

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guys this looks like a dino main

entrance of some kind we should

investigate

hmm

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[Applause]

where the heck are we

done quick follow me

now load the super cannon and set aside

some Jurassic City

I want that City annihilated immediately

the rest of you follow me my Cranium

needs haberdashing

that's a terrible super cannon I'm not

gonna blast Jurassic City with me with

his beehive grenade

switch the Cannon's targeting

coordinates cover me

never mind just stay here

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that m*ssile won't come within a

thousand miles of Jurassic City now to

get out of here and calling

reinforcements too huh

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uh something tells me this is a bad

thing

foreign

guys rest assured that at least we saved

Jurassic City yeah

although he may blow up we saved the

lives of millions of innocent dinosaurs

since duck retargeted this m*ssile to

detonate in the middle of nowhere

hundreds of miles away makes me feel

kinda fuzzy inside and hey

hey look there's General Galapagos Hey

general hey gentleman it's us man look

we found the super cannon we'll be right

down

we dinosaurs are doomed I just know it

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this is fun hey guys the state of this

condemned building is gonna make a great

new park man yes the children of

Jurassic City could use a new playground

ah well building a new playground sure

beats chasing those stupid humans around

the x-zone

I hate my life

foreign

don't worry bill look you got the banana

before those jungle slugs noticed and

now I'll get you out of this mess

there that ought to hold bill till I can

catch my breath

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come on

buddy I got the banana and when you land

I'll give you your hat

although that may be in a little while

I just know those stupid Thunder lizards

are responsible for this pain in my neck

boy I hope the chiropractor saw will

take me without an appointment what luck

The Doctor Is In

as look who it is hello General have you

come to admire our remarkable progress I

bet you never thought we could tear down

this abandoned building so quickly

oh I'm very impressed under lizards

there's only one itsy bitsy little

problem oh

the abandoned building you were supposed

to tear down is across the street

little that's a bad thing huh cutter yes

Squad tearing down a doctor's office

instead of the abandoned building we

were supposed to destroy and then

getting our heads pulled up by a very

extension like a lot because would fit

nicely into the bad things category well

guys maybe we should try again when the

general has had a moment to cool off

dinosaurs are doomed I just know it

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now to find scooter to give him a little

lesson in sharing

fine

until the general cools down yeah Duncan

we might as well use the time to hunt

for those crafty humans

no yolk Squad come on

well well look who's bulldozed their way

into our lives

yes oh sinus infected poorly posterior

the Thunder lizards have once again

graced our territory with their presence

I don't

I don't presents still the greatest

enemy

enemy and bring them to be beef yes oh

not headed nabob

hey this is neat

you can make marks on these leaves with

this burnt stick

run over

thunder thunder head squashed

you are Bill look I've come up with a

great idea a way to make symbols out of

the things we say I think I'll call it

the alphabet

what is an alphabet can we eat it it's

making marks out of what we say we'll

call these marks letters each letter is

part of our alphabet go ahead bill you

start think of a first letter for our

new alphabet hmm

I like that

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that what symbol would be next bill

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a b that's great Bill a b what a great

start

a b c

I like it Bill C great idea

e a b c e you think Bill I feel we

should put a letter between c and e hmm

I taunting cry anywhere humans they

won't slip through our grass this time

guys no because we will proceed with

stealth and cunning

don't even ask if this is a bad thing

okay finally the thunderlas is all right

where we want them

huge Beast stung my head what look bill

I finished my alphabet so far I've got a

b c tree E.G Rock fire

don't you want to see my alphabet Bill

no scooter no I don't

what you doing buddy preparing for my

journey journey Bill where are you going

there has to be more to life than being

blown up by the Thunder lizards having

my head chewed by jungle

I know there's more out there and I I'm

find it

well buddy you want me to come along do

you I'd rather be strangled by my own

tongue goodbye scooter

there's gotta be a larger plan for us

besides bashing

oh oh look at that beautiful star yes

yes I believe it is a sign a good sign a

sign that all will be well

maybe I'll look for a man's Destiny

elsewhere

well well well finally I may do away

with you pesky Thunder lizards for all

time

take them to the bad place

before I destroy you you will suffer

unspeakable pain

oh no your wretchedness not another

slideshow of your family vacation to

Fossil world oh no myth Farm or horrible

goodbye Thunder 10 days you may be

interested to know that your last meal

is going to be steak

video camera will capture the moment for

future repeated play the rest of you

follow me my head cheese needs grading

please there's nothing great about this

job

what are we gonna do guys guys

are crying and uh calling out Mommy a

lot I'll second that Mommy we have to

think of another more constructive plan

besides crying for our mummies

what about the bulldozers crying for our

bulldozers won't help either cut out no

I mean we left about there in the jungle

they can be run by remote control but we

need a transmitter we'll have to make do

with what we can find in this cell aha

quickly we must use whatever we can

scrounge up juice as tools

I found a dead bug and I found this Tin

Cup an old bar of soap and the spider

web and well that's it DOC

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three

must be something somewhere out here to

show me man's Destiny purpose for being

hey what's what's that

something coming this way essence of

humanity about to reveal till come to me

answer of all answers reveal yourself to

me

later for you cheese heads

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now this won't hurt a beer

hurts you blind oh

hey this is wonderful my neck's all

better I can move oh boy I'm gonna go

outside and celebrate life without neck

pain this is great I'm all better no

more hurting hey gentlemen have a nice

day

it's back to work for us sir

three dinosaurs are doomed I just know

there you are buddy so tell me what you

learned on your journey what is man's

Destiny bill

it's simple

man

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thank you