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04x13 - The Island Of Dr. Meow / The FugEektive

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x13 - The Island Of Dr. Meow / The FugEektive

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holy huh

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what a ride

eek

boy there's nothing more cheerful than a

big red balloon I think it was Winnie

the Pooh who said no one can be unshared

by a balloon I bet this balloon could

even bring a smile to Sharky's face

I'll just tie this happy balloon to

turkey's front orange surprise him

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yes

thank you

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there we go Timmy after two years those

bunions should be all healed and you'll

be able to walk again now that's it take

a step to me walk to me

foreign

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maybe we'll try again tomorrow

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so the squishy Bears begin their

historic flight to circumvent the Earth

11

000 times without Landing

only 190 days to go

I have to go to the bathroom and so ends

the squishy Bear's Valiant attempt at a

world record after two minutes in flight

thank you

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foreign

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and so the squishy Bears once again

attempt to circumvent the globe in their

specially rebuilt airplane

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hey look guys there's someone down there

that needs help well we can't stop now

just drop the supplies we don't need

it is a node we never needed that piano

or that big heavy barrel of something

silly called Dan big heavy barrel da it

said gas big heavy barrel of gas idiot

that was a fuel supply you miserable

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yay

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quickly my beautiful Abominations

laughs

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remove the sacks

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isn't this wonderful my plan to hybrid

fruits and vegetables onto monkeys and

use them to take over the world's

proceeding smoothly ah yes sir although

I must admit we're a little well

confused by the whole concept

you are an idling you don't need to

understand now bend over

thank you sir

Frozen

throw them in with the others

here they will learn to follow orders

while at the same time performing a task

that's a little unclear also Sarah but

you know whatever no let's go find more

monkeys to join our garden variety to

groups

oh

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hey looky there's a new Chimp on the

Block let's get them

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no what will it be then I cantaloupe

watermelona salary asparagus radish

broccoli Pizza yes

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thank you

bro

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thank you for rescuing us now we must

leave you to find a place where those

like us will be welcome and live in

peace we thought we'd try Venice Beach

first

as soon as we can we will send help to

rescue you

thank you

foreign

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it looks like we've finally located the

missing shark dog the whole world has

been looking for hey Trudeau's Jim I'm

almost positive that's him one we're

sure we'll alert the president

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well Hank looks like there's nothing

down there after all that's right Jim

well and what's lunch

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thank you

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hello I'm John Walsh and welcome to a

very unusual episode of America's Most

Wanted I must say I thought I'd heard it

all until the day I met one portly

Purple Pussycat named eat the cat and

listen to the Twisted tale he had to

tell

it all started last week see uh well it

was Arbor Day and like everyone else I

like trees no well I bought one for my

neighbor's Sharky's and give as I recall

it was really quite a lovely Pine got my

eye just now sharpie's gonna love this

tree boy I love Arbor Day

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thank you

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after being squashed under the tree that

was intended as a thoughtful gift

Sharkey the shark dog became enraged and

decided to get back and eat that's when

the trouble began

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sounds like there's someone in the door

I'll just step outside on the front step

and see

there's no one here must have been a

mistake

no Hank it looks like we finally got the

Hubble telescope working yes it sure is

Jim now to check up on the rings of

Saturn and see what unusual compound

this uh remarkable entity is comprised

of

if I didn't know better I'd say that the

Ring of Saturn is actually made up of a

large school of carnivorous Planet

eating no space fish

that's right Jim

and it appears this hungry School of

space fish that has eaten the core of

Saturn is now heading towards Earth with

the intention of devouring our planet it

sure looks that way Hank we'd better

alert the president

hey guys it looks like the Hubble

telescope now has a perfect view of the

cheerleaders training camp

it sure does jib well who wants lunch

hmm

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oh boy it looks like that shark dog

tried to blast into that armored car

what a scoop no important new stories

are gonna get by this out

okay Mr Wash this is a mistake turkey

fell out of the sky and accidentally

slammed into this armored vehicle he's

not really a criminal oh sure he likes

to bite things especially me but he's

not a bad dog not really and now I think

he may have lost his memory when he

slammed through the armored car as he

wandered off and hasn't checked in and

all we get is an occasional postcard

from someone named bunky who has

Sharky's signature and we're really

worried about him

foreign

ER my girlfriend Annabelle gee she's

really um very fat

really

quite a story isn't it we had to make

sure eat the cat wasn't just some

Coconut Head making up stories

we wanted to be sure so we put eek

through a series of intense

psychological tests

this won't hurt a bit mister I'm

ridiculously demented pussycat sir

after rigorous examinations we came to

the conclusion each story was no

fabrication

after checking with the armored car

company we discovered that no money was

taken and in fact the hole in the six

inch thick armored vehicle was

consistent with a shark dog re-entering

Earth's atmosphere at an incredible rate

of speed eight the cat was telling the

truth now his friend Sharky is wandering

around somewhere suffering from amnesia

before we help beak find Sharkey here's

a reminder to you bad guys on the run

you can run but you can't hide Kumbaya I

love it when he says that recently our

hotlines got a lead from an unusual

Source joining us now is Weird Al

Yankovic with an update welcome Al hello

John hi Weird Al boy I'm a big fan I

especially love that video you sing one

Milton will be paying some goofballs

publishing company from not until the

end of forever do you want that huh do

you

so Al I understand you believe you may

have some video of Sharky the shark dog

that's right John I made this home video

while I was sh**ting peppermint twister

my latest video it's kind of Chubby

Checker meets summer of 96's Blockbuster

twister it's just some behind the scenes

kind of stuff take a look

if you look closely at the catering

truck way back there in the background

see this extra

now this is either the world's hungriest

extra or that's a shark dog if you look

close well to quote a famous educational

show that is also heavily copyrighted

one of these things is not like the

other

if my guess is Right Dominique Sharkey

confused hungry and sometimes wearing a

tutu is trying to pick up work wherever

he can find it for goodness sake people

this dog needs to be found and helped

thank you Korea well thank you Weird Al

and I understand you've been elected to

congress that's right John well

congratulations so there you have it two

new looks at Sharky the shark dog and

how we may look today remember Sharky

the shark dog likes to bite things and

maybe looking for a job where he gets to

bite things if you see Sharkey give us a

call we'll be right back

oh yeah we speak John thanks for all

your help that's what we're all about

here eek you know as well as anyone that

never hurts to help

someone's bound to find Sharkey now

huh

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yes oh really you don't say that's

incredible well I believe you but no I

don't think so but thanks for the tip so

John what have we learned well

apparently when you subscribe to the

Metropolis times you get the Sunday

edition for free isn't that interesting

I already told you I don't want to

subscribe I huh oh really Sharkey where

thank you Animal Control thinks they've

spotted Sharky in a trailer park

downtown may I help we're not too late

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he's coming out

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can I help you folks oh I well I uh

we're just wondering if we could borrow

a cup of sugar

she ran back

sorry

well I guess it's back to square one it

was an honest mistake I sure look like

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hey what luck

cool

we got a gopher

he's a character

wait Sharky stay there

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I don't care it stinks in the sewer and

I want to get out you coming

good dog

everything's gonna be just fine

hey turkey you look all better and this

is John Wallace you look at it here's

Sharky's getting his memory back yep it

looks like turkey's all back to normal

and everything's gonna be disconnected

well you don't think I'd agree to do a

cartoon and not come prepared bye

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