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04x11 - MystEek Pizza / DiabolEek

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x11 - MystEek Pizza / DiabolEek

Post by bunniefuu »

huh

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what a ride

Billy tries his fin at stand-up comedy

thank you

do you realize we whales need a ton of

krill a day to survive tons where do you

find Creole in this town there isn't any

I don't mean to start off but what's up

with that

guys want to go back to aquarium

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Pizza in less than a minute

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I'd like to order a pizza please thanks

Pizza

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piping hot pizza man

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all right

okay foreign

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there's the silver

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look at this this pizza looks like my

face isn't that interesting

yeah but turkey will get a kick out of

this

okay sir he looks like you could use a

little carpentry work around here

well sure I'll help you with your

carpentry turkey it never hurts to help

what do you need me to do

sure Sharky I'll be glad to hammer the

snail into this wood that shouldn't be

too hard I'll get right to it

here we go

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there we go

no maybe if I just no

he's tiredness

there I did it

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well Jim this is it time to bring this

baby down that's right Hank if anyone

who can bring this baby to Earth safely

it's you oh that baby ever got up there

in the first place is Sherlock one of

life's great Mysteries hey Jim it sure

is Hank

you guys

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perform huh

let me scream Lou

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ancient people at Earth

well we will forever enslave Humanity

destroy Earth's resources

and it's your planet

well Mr uh diabolically Twisted alien

life form sir that seems a bit extreme

doesn't it yes Mr

um hideous space fiend what gives you

the right to destroy our beautiful

planet um Earth

I do I'm the attorney representing

zoltar if anyone stands in the way of my

client's right to enslave Humanity will

sue them well that's that who wants

lunch

with parents

now onward to destroy Earth

thank you

hello horrible purple space

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only the lawyer was jettison sir

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okay

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where's the steering wheel on this thing

it's you that's right little kitty and

uh

finally return to Earth

out a little it's nice to you man

I made it man I'm finally back on Earth

I've apparently landed somewhere called

Loch Ness Scotland I wonder where that

oh man

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um

hello my name is Steven and I am a

squirrel

I was wondering if I could offer you a

ride somewhere yes foolish Earthling

take us to the nearest secret alien base

where others like ourselves have already

arrived to infiltrate and destroy your

pathetic planet Earth

well you might need to point me in the

right direction pop in

is my family this is Steven Jr Halle

Acorn Gunter and my wife Susan g*ng say

hello to Mr zoltar who is visiting Earth

with his friends long enough to destroy

it hello

hello

well then does anyone have any questions

for our new space friends

no all right then but it's past the time

with the song This one is called row

your boat

Row Row Row Your Boat

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I don't think you can hear me

this must be some kind of communication

system or something

hey turkey welcome aboard

oh remember he's flying in the air and I

hit this spaceship and I think I knocked

the owners out I feel kind of bad was

wondering if you'd help me find him

look Starkey according to this and

whispy right over the space people own

this

down there and I think I hear singing

boy I never get tired of that one you

would hardly know we just finished 8 000

courses of that Happy tune if anyone

want to start again

well I get our new friends are gone say

goodbye kids

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short or with the colors after me okay

then well come on Turkey let's transport

back to Earth and leave these nice

Facebook to do whatever it is they came

here to do boy alien spaces and it's

great when everything works out and we

work as a team hey Sharky

[Applause]

I'm back on this compounded spaceship

man

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oh man get away from me

when am I we're gonna get a break

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if you see that sheep what you're doing

in your dream hey maybe you're just

having a bad dream

s

Kevin look it all over for you Sharky

boy you look scared in the screen idiot

just need a hug

a little tickle

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okay good morning are you in here Sharky

I hope you don't mind me letting myself

in but while shopping I bought you any

bananas and I thought maybe you might

Kumbaya turkey are you all right

when I was a kitten

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oh I know the answer to that

they're all stand up

oh he's in class I didn't have any fur

on

but I learned that the best way to avoid

nightmares is to have happy thoughts

during the day so your nights are full

of heavy dreams come on I'll show you

what I mean

whoops sorry about those bananas Sharky

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thank you

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got you now turkey

turkey are you okay thank goodness I

wouldn't want anything to happen to my

best friend in the whole wide world

turkey

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[Laughter]

hey Jackie you're awake I brought you

here to feed the park duck after you

slept in that banana and appeared to be

finally taking a much needed nap boy are

you ever out cold but I didn't want to

wake you

oops excuse me a minute I support duck

would you mind watching my cotton candy

if you like

yes sir Mr Park duck is there anything

else I can get for you oh I'm stuffed

just bring me to Bill good fellow now

bill this is on me and besides you don't

need a bill there's one right there on

your face

on your face that Bill thank you

these are you don't look so good you

still look really tired

that dreams still hmm you might need

some professional help to get a good

night's sleep you might need

you betcha don't worry little doggy

we'll have you sleeping like a puppy in

no time

please enjoy this glass of warm milk

sweet dreams

here Sharky let me get you another

pillow Sayer extra cozy

thank you

I guess he was more tired than he

thought

this makes sense of it all at all okay

Jim this is it time to insert the

mixture

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hey we've done it Hank sure have Jim

finally

the perfect cup of coffee

momentous moment where's the time I do

it's oh

oh Hank it looks like it's back to the

drawing board sure is jib

I'm inside one of those turkey sleepy

mine right now

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[Laughter]

I want you to hang on to my string

forever

come on Sharky let's trip the light

fantastic

Kumbaya Dr Elmo how can we help him how

can we stop the nightmares well we can

use my new dream Intruder nightmare

insertion system

has never been tested and

Kite from the brain of deceptic wearing

it but it might be the only way we can

get into the little doggies Nightmare

and bring them out safely but if they're

dreaming sh**ter nightmare insertion

helmet wearer risks losing his brain

going in with other shark dogs nightmare

is it worth it so you betcha

now go in there and save that doggy

doctor Elmo won't I need to be asleep

foreign

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it's okay little puppy I've sent help

just run to the light run to the lake

run to the light

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hey turkey it's me I'm here to help you

fight your nightmares and bring you back

with me safe and sound you don't have to

be afraid anymore now let's take a look

and see what's so horrible in here

hmm well this thing's a nice enough

place

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I better contact Dr Elmo he's probably

very worried as his untested device

could suck out my brain

I can read Dr Elmo come in Dr Elmo

much more final bunches breaking down

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huh

um this is Dr Elmo come in little kitty

doctor Elmo I've located turkey and boy

sure she's terrified you just tell the

puppy to do exactly as I say okay turkey

Dr Romo says it since you're in a dream

you can come up with any weapon you want

to fight the bad things that scare you

after all it's your dream you can make

anything happen

go on Sharky give it a try

Neato Sharky all you gotta do is use

this thing to get rid of whatever it is

in here that bothers you

whatever it is

wait

now there's something you don't see

every day

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