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04x08 - It's A Thunderful Life / Peanut, Klutter, and Jelly

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x08 - It's A Thunderful Life / Peanut, Klutter, and Jelly

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foreign

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thank you

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what a ride

baby

those Thunder lizards are hiding near

somewhere yes your raging rancidness the

rest of you come with me my spuds need

mashing can you say I Cry

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oh we're surrounded they're stuck in

swords everywhere man we're in a serious

world of hurt man

and we got a beehive a*mo doc

and our Communicator has been blasted oh

look at this football Point pen leaked

into my top pocket oh man my mom's gonna

pull my head off so I'm not gonna make

it I'm not easy Squad we're gonna be

okay just hang in there remix have to be

on their way we'll get out of here just

as soon as

as soon as this bee b*mb lands on our

head

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s

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crap crap k*lling meow wait fellas

this enemy soldier is hurt that's his

tough luck man he's about to be even

harder b*llet Squad the violence has to

end somewhere remember once let's toss

away

try to help

he needs medical attention we must get

him out of here

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come on

thank you

just in time

just in time to find the terrible

Thunder lizards aiding and abetting the

thunderstorm enemy

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well guys at least things can't get any

worse

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good one Squad but can you do this

[Laughter]

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for the crime of aiding and abetting an

enemy fungus or during a time of w*r I

hereby sentence the terrible Thunder

lizards.com

Squad

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to 600 years of hard labor in Jurassic

penitentiary Squad

oh man I was dreaming about it when we

were sent to Jurassic prison for a crime

we didn't commit man that's in the past

Squad the general has seen to it that we

were given a second chance

I don't think we smash those crafty

little humans have we still haven't done

that yet don't worry boys at sunup we

unleash our most diabolical human

smashing weapon yet now get some rest

cutter what is it Squad read me a story

oh nice shot doc thank you good night

Qatar

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oh

this is wonderful

wake up sleepyhead leave me alone

scooter I'll shove my foot so far up

your nose when you sneeze your time I

show

come here

stop it scooter now check this out bill

I call it an elevator

on the top of the tree without climbing

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almost there buddy

well here we are buddy the top of the

tree isn't it wonderful

top of the tree what do you mean the top

of the tree

I'm gonna go back down get me out of

this tree scooter hmm well they haven't

really figured out the going down part

what you have got me trapped in the top

of a giant tree for the rest of my life

up here with you

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well boys say hello to our new

diabolical secret weapon what is it I

have no idea here's the remote let me

try a button

this

oh

well that's interesting uh-huh

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well that could come in handy

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the device is truly devastating

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nice I've done it my time machine works

and the fools at the University laughed

at me

fascinating I'd almost believe that was

some sort of primitive human life form

this way I know they came this way man I

sense that two Squad I know there's a

human underfoot guy come on

prehistoric time too insane must you go

to safe and time future yes 1995

California USA safer than

thank you

quick bill in here

I think they're gone of course they're

gone we outsmarted them again because we

are mad so you can just lift all my hand

now a little Scaredy Cats it's all gross

and sweaty would you just let go scooter

uh Bill I'm over here I'm not holding

your hand well

no no place

don't tell me my hand is being eaten by

it

don't don't eat me it's scooter he's

chunky and soft and it's either filled

with chocolate

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once more the human subspecies have

eluded us how do such inferior beings

outwit Dino soldiers without cunning wit

and intelligence how we must unleash

this diabolical device on the humans

while we still know they are in the area

don't know how to use the diabolic

structure manual squat

three guys it says here very clearly to

control this weapon you must pull the

yellow lever

huh

questions

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well there's something you don't see

every day Scott give me those

instructions

I'm sorry

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the destruction the humans have reeked

on our planet is reaching critical mass

just look at these Earth destroying

debris the humans have littered our

world with this hideous thing called a

leaf blower

something called topics

clearly the humans reign of Destruction

must be stopped now before our entire

dinosaur species is wiped out by the

stupidity General Galapagos what do you

have to report well

although we have some minor mishaps I'm

happy to report to the Jurassic Council

that those two stupid humans will be no

match for the terrible Thunder lizards

and their new diabolical weapon

hmm and I didn't know better I'd say

that's the terrible fun collisions

piloting a diabolical monster clown kind

of device it appears to be destroying

everything in his plan

one day kids you'll look up the word

extinct in the dictionary and you'll see

my picture

I just know it

thank you

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why do we have to make our own lunches I

mean isn't this your job Mom making

sandwiches

yeah isn't that like grounds for

dismissal according to laws of Muhammad

sorry boys it's mom's day off that's

right guys it's take our daughters to

work day and I think this this would be

as good a time as any for you boys to

take on a little responsibility of your

own today's

day bye all I'm off to hit the streets

in search of a news story any new story

of this dull dull town of ours bye honey

and boys if you're gonna take on some

responsibility you can begin by picking

up after yourselves everywhere you guys

go there's this pile of flutter how

about you do something with this mess

before school today okay Rye

come on Sandy

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they quit

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phew thanks clutter

why do I do this every morning why

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it's 7 30 in the morning

what are you doing here what I do here

at 7 30 every morning cop I remind you

that it's time for school now you say

school I nearly forgot it never changes

let me go grab my lunch okay let's go

and cop aren't you forgetting something

what

what you're wearing cop pajamas a torn

t-shirt but these slippers are you sure

you want to go to school looking like

that think up think

oh boy you're right Santa I'm not even

dressed

clutter now you have to stay home cool

there's no place for a pile of confused

clutter

oh no Larry laundry pile you'll get no

sympathy from me no pets in the

classroom except teacher's pet of course

and we all know who that is

okay all right that's enough from you

now go on the boys will be home soon

come on be gone with you

okay you guys what's that in the road

it's a turtle

look out that turtle's gonna get

squished we gotta do something oh I

can't bear to watch that innocent

creature against squished there's only

one thing to do

oh are you okay

Turtle pancake

he must be trying to get back to the

stream we better help him find it before

he gets squashed

but we'll miss the school bus what about

school Nevada which is more important

going to school to learn all that

information or helping this uh oh this

is

this porcupied to survive

here we are run wild Run free little

turtle

huh now what's that all about we're

going the wrong way huh we gotta save

him

win knocked out

clutter do something you've gotta tame

the turtle

uh it's a little extreme clutter

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gee tough porcupine that's it you're

right cop right Ryan keep that is not a

porcupine exactly and it's not a turtle

either it's a tortoise a land creature

oh my heavens we could have drowned the

little guy oh you little Nani

sorry

Nani what a world

I'll tell you what's a disaster our

lunches are floating away

oh great our peanut butter and jelly

sandwiches and we work so hard making

them we gotta do something clutter

oh I have a feeling I'm gonna regret

doing this

all right we're seeing worthy

RR mateys who's with me RR

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come on Vanna how do I get into this oh

I well if it's not dangerous oh it's a

tidy mud puddle Vanna I think you'll be

safe

all right

listen be dangerous kid oh yeah man it's

real dangerous out here this mud puddle

yeah I'm so scared we can capsize it

gets battered with mud oh our tiny ship

could be tossed

I said

okay okay don't sweat it vetta my mom

brought me back this from Hawaii why

what did I do

thank you

yeah

where are we going Ryan I don't know way

looks like we're gonna be washed out to

sea he's gotta stop this crazy

I'm trying Plus

stop don't

feel well see sick

excuse me

oh boy

hang on everyone

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hey Mom

we meet being a librarian you get to

read about all these neat people and all

these neat things they do and I'm

reading this one I want to go for a

Magic Carpet run

honey that's the great part about

reading you can see in your head things

that aren't really possible yummy

you can in here honey you can in here

geez look at this place there's never

anything to report nothing ever happens

here nothing

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that one interesting thing in the whole

town

have decided not to destroy Earth after

all it is a Peaceable place that must

continue to live in harmony

nothing

just nothing going on

huh might as well get my hair cut

I can't believe this there's our bus if

we beat it here

hey maybe we should forego the bus and

take clutter every morning

that's enough fun for one morning

clutter now go on go home and stay out

of trouble

oh

no not this time I'm not falling for it

this time fun is over it's time for

school

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come on let's go to school before any

other weird stuff happens

nothing

nothing ever happens

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