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03x11 - Valley of The Dogs / Klutter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x11 - Valley of The Dogs / Klutter

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thank you

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excuse me

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it was strange today Sharky woke up and

decided he wanted to be a Broadway star

although it wasn't as strange as the

time he woke up and decided he wanted to

be a blue pilot

but that's another story

Sharky I'll be I'll be so worried

City but who am I had to stand in the

way of a little dog's dreams the

Broadway stardom and besides you

promised to be home in time for dinner

Wildland

I guess this is goodbye don't worry

Sharky pulling up your luggies for you

our own little Sharky up to the great

white Way Broadway to become a singing

and dancing sensation the footlight the

glamor the magic The Joy the Heartbreak

the laughter the tears the the train is

gone

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I will be free

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he's a cat no more than that he's a cat

who really bugs me

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c*ck nah no problems with

c*ck never seen one not one never

hello

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boy the big city can be cruel it's

lessons harsh ones

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I where's my flower pot someone stole my

flower pot this city can be so cruel

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all right

yes sir Annabelle if there's anyone who

can make it in the big city it's Sharky

but just in case you're still troubled

how about a treat to take your mind off

your unfounded worries come on

yes sir Annabelle a high calorie treat

is just a thing you need to take your

mind off your troubles hey maybe they're

close or something where is everybody

hello Annabelle tells me this isn't any

ice cream store after all

all right

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meanwhile starting a living during this

one day stay in New York jerky got a job

driving a cab he saw some crazy stuff

driving that hack

don't love your shot but you're a tuna

fisherman I'm a dolphin told you see

this is so wrong

and stay we'll see story cause I cannot

pin anything on us

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[Applause]

actually

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it was hard work and Jackie wondered

after a few hours in New York if you'd

ever get a show business break and then

I'm Chucky's last pair of the night

something incredible happened

actually something incredible Elmo

happens

just stop here

I just want you to park here no no keep

the meter running you see that you see

that up there up there in that window

see that's my wife no wait wait here's

the best part the part that kills me

there you see that how do you like that

it's the strangest thing look at that

you see why I just want to park here huh

do you she's talking to a hand puppet

would you want to go home to that that

woman is one sandwich short of a picnic

pal I'll tell you and I thought

producing Broadway musicals was crazy

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driving a cab

I like your spunks meet me at this

address tomorrow and you can show me

what you've got

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now with our missing battery component

finally in time our death ray is

complete and we can proceed with a plan

to destroy Earth and it's

at his awesome days are over

now I've got you

bugs trick again

nice try so far you know there's an old

saying fool me once shame on you fool me

twice and uh shame on the monkeys who

touched the uh horse they rode in on or

is it

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now let's get busy destroy that filthy

Blue Planet

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now little puppy all you gotta do is

show me you can hit this high note and

the part is yours

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God sees him

but why is Alter why would you want to

destroy such a beautiful planet as Earth

a planet that's brought us this

wonderful things is bombs and orchids

and Gilda Radner in New Orleans and

Ernie Banks Cecilia Bartoli koala bears

Eddie Van Halen Canadian hockey zuzu's

pedals Keith Moon Aretha Franklin the

Special Olympics and those great

Aerosmith videos starring Alicia

Silverstone science

no consequence how you view your

pathetic birth

to us Earth is simply an obstruction in

the path of our new saltarian super

Skyway the Howard Thompson's goes here

we're thinking of planting

chrysanthemums in the center divider and

we're still debating where to put the

toll station but zolter couldn't you

just go around Earth see

it would be a shorter distance and he

could save fuel in space folks passing

through could stop by and pay a visit to

Earth you must understand we bought this

death rate to destroy Earth on sale and

therefore can't possibly get a refund

therefore we must use it

I've got to do something

stop them

oh man they got another one

what's happening there appears to be a

high frequency Sonic disturbance

emanating from Earth it's wreaking havoc

with our guidance system you know how

sensitive the system is

but he likes me I'm just fat stupid why

do I even try

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oh

we're going down

this way Annabelle

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oh Hillary it happened again

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I want you to open in tonight's show

you're going to be a sensation a huge

star

you're gonna bring the house down

okay

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I hope there wasn't any musicals

planning on opening there

how's the Broadway star scene going

something tells me this was a bad thing

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what about Dad's allergies look Wade

they'll just have to deal with it we're

the only Kids on the Block who don't

have a pet now help me pull

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oh where will this end ring ring pick up

the white courtesy phone please 100 for

one glass of lemonade tell me you're

joking cup you'll obviously have no

business sets Vada you fail to realize

that I only have to sell a glass and I'm

rich

nibbles potential customers slow down

Hey look

they'll be back why do I waste my time

bye-bye hi cop hi Vanna oh thank the

maker humans

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you are just a nanny we found him at the

pound it's really overcrowded and he

needed a home well sure they have to

make room for cop

oh I want him sorry Vanna we saw him

first but you can visit him anytime you

want I thought your dad has allergies I

thought you couldn't have a pet We're

not gonna tell him right away if he

doesn't see it it can't hurt him I mean

maybe his allergies are you know

psycho psychic Psychopathic sacroiliac

psycho romantic Cyrillic cycle bicycle

by Coastal psychosomatic psychosomatic

ecosomatic means that his allergies

could be all in his head but what if

they're not well there's only one way to

find out

honey oh thanks sweetie I don't know

what's wrong with me it's as if

I

must uh touched a dog is something

oh yeah that dog huh or a cat some kind

of edible

animal here

um that's weird

thank you

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yay we're gonna play dress up we're

never gonna have a pet oh come on

there's got to be some pet dads not

allergic to

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thanks

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when you clean up that clutter in your

room you can go outside and play

you're right Wade we are never gonna

have a pet oh well we've always got each

other and our clutter

well that's it hey you want to go press

our noses against the pet store window

again nah let's go to the park and watch

other people walk their dogs

ouch I hate when that happens what is it

Ryan oh it's just

it's it's what Ryan

it's called Hey static Ryan e

electricity

and static electricity could be very

very dangerous if it were ever to fall

into the wrong hands what are you gonna

do I'm afraid it's best that I don't

tell you my good man the answer might

shock you

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what is it it's that stuff you know the

the Clutter from under the bed somehow

the static electricity brought it to

life it's coming this way I think it's

going to eat us

don't make any sudden moves Wade maybe

it'll leave us alone I I swear Ryan the

next time mom tells us to clean our room

we've got to listen to her

hey come on cut it out leave my brother

alone hey

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to look a lot like Christmas

I'm waiting this should be very

entertaining mom I I swear it was the

pile the club it's despicable we were

just cleaning it up I mean we thought

some music you know would make the job a

little easier you know that whistle

while you're working all that yeah and

then when I slipped and flipped Belle

pillow

uh-huh listen guys I know you're very

unhappy about the pet thing but being

upset about an authority figure's

decision is no excuse to tear your house

apart unless of course you live in L.A

now please clean up this room understand

yes ma'am

hey are you in there maybe we just

imagined it Ryan

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what's wrong honey oh it's this town how

could I edit a newspaper in a town so

dull nothing interesting ever happens

ever

it's always fun till someone gets hurt

oh no little Mister the fun isn't out

there it's in here

who am I kidding maybe that is right

who'd ever buy lemonade for a hundred

dollars a glass I must be some kind of

jerk I should have listened to my gut

thank God for that hundred dollar award

based him

young man I'm positively parched I'll

gladly pay your ridiculous price

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what a good dog oh you were so thirsty

that's our sister

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it's our new pad

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