03x09 - Rebel Without the Claws / Cromagnon Farce

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oh hey

huh

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thank you

foreign

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foreign

to the squishy Bears rainbow of

Enchanted fun minute

what is it with you people look at me

I'm in quicksand here what about me what

about my needs will you please look at

me someone who are you people

said sure is a beautiful day for a bike

ride it sure is all the way to Professor

wigley's house

video stop was he ringing my head is

splitting what are we doing the

professor lives a million kilometers

away why must we take the bike I'm

getting changed oh come on Pierre

Professor Wigley volunteered to connect

the brakes on our new bug for free we're

once he breaks what's the best deal you

may put on zip brakes yeah remember

Pierre this bike was 20 cheaper without

the brakes attached I got him right here

I got them right here

got them right here fools don't you know

what this means

no it means pain see terrible hurting

unrelenting pain look for yourselves

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thank goodness that ride was turning my

stomach at least the worst is over oh no

it's not look oh no it's the bad giant

who thinks Bears might taste good

all right

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we interrupt the squishy Bears to bring

you a special report

Mayhem and Metropolis good morning this

is Danita Mellon sitting in for Clive

buttburn who was just carried off by

dingoes

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sources revealed that a pink bloated

body has washed up on the shores of

metropolis Beach I did not wash up I was

just stunned by them now get out of my

son oh sorry ma'am whoops I didn't

realize uh my mistake

oh no this is terrible terrible man what

is it man what's wrong how can we help

you

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Charlie

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Kawaii Annabelle's in trouble

don't worry Annabelle I'm coming

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hey Sharky

turkey Annabelle's in trouble she needs

us we gotta get her the suntan lotion

before she bakes

what you've been working on all these

years

I was not aware come on let's go

oh right

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excuse me pardon us here Annabelle

here's the sunblock so that you may

resume enjoying the glories of the beach

yay well that's that man no story here

it's over it's

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already in trouble he didn't bite me

once the whole way over here we drove in

his car it's truly neat and cool and

when you're ready to feel like you have

altitude

oh I mean attitude

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no thank you I'll pass on a ride home

just yet I've still got a whole other

side stand you two go out and male Bond

celebrate your mailness sell your love

boats go on Shockey you take good care

of my beloved eek or I'm not taking you

to the Patriotic warriors on Sunday is

that clear

come get me now

wow this should be great Sharky you and

me let's go find a place to sell those

so we can show them

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thank you

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it's hot on the wing I I saw it

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you know a drive-in restaurant

but it's nothing that won't come out

with a good soaking

gee I wonder how you get service around

here

around those little boxes there isn't

that neat

boy now that's service

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hey Elmo incredible Elmo what are you

doing here well to be honest I just

wanted to be in this show bye-bye

hey

three

in the glove box right here sure I'll

get it for you

what are you gonna do with that tool

Sharky huh fix something

hey Sharkey Chinese fire drill

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hey Sharkey you forgot somebody

thanks for coming back

bye

hey Sharky look it's a bad rats let him

have it boys

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hey Jackie I think we've just been moved

oh do you guys sure do have attitude

or male bonding and out to mowing our

wild goat we're just k*lling time till

my girlfriend Annabelle is finished

honey this is Annabelle isn't she a

beauty

yeah she's really uh fat really

oh well I guess all the cool ones are

taken nothing left but gigs

an Elks hi girls would you like to come

over and see my edgings

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this stuff can be dangerous if you were

ever exposed to it yeah you kids

ew that was some great driving Sharky

hey look the force of our little mishap

popped out your car key Meek he came

Kumbaya an official Platinum the

Patriotic Warrior 3D keychain this is

really neat and if you hold it just

right and bend it slightly she looks a

little like the singer formerly known as

Prince

this Platinum sure does make you hell

doesn't she Sharky

sounds like there's a tree around

yourself

oh that's about there maybe it was a

coyote or something

you need to see a wild coyote

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turkey hiding that line of cars we'll be

safe in there

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wake up you lazy sack of prime mortal

goo I was darling what a pleasant

surprise

please don't don't hurt me open

ing I just want give this back to

scooter well uh what is it he says I can

use it on my hair he calls it a blow

dryer he says a great wind will come out

and try me when I'm wet I've tried

hitting it and shaking it and yelling at

it but no wind comes out

well Babs Susie new to the species call

me crazy but did you ever think to push

this little button it's called the on

switch dearest it's really very simple

yeah just

Dr steggy explain how sh**ting us into

space will help rid dinosaur Society of

the mankind Scourge the humans elude us

every turn they're so hard to find you'd

almost believe they vanished

I know they are out there

inside

you will orbit the earth in your

spacecraft and carefully monitor the X

zone for any human activity

from up there those little Mankind's got

nowhere to hide exactly Mr Carter your

spaceship is equipped with the latest

pinpoint accurate Photon laser g*n use

it gentle Souls with extreme prejudice

hey now wait a minute Dr steggy I mean

I'll help annihilate the entire human

race I got no problem with that but I

will never be prejudiced against anyone

that would be wrong he just means use

the laser lot Squad blow up a lot of

things

get him up

thanks again Babs it sure was nice of

you to trade our year's supply of food

for your magic twig that makes wishes

come true glad to house scooter just

remember use the magic twig wisely my

own magic twig I wish Bill were here to

see this

stop

all the hurting's just about to stop

bill it worked work my magic twig works

I wish you were here and here you are

and where did you get this this magic

twig from Babs she's so nice she traded

it to me for our entire food supply are

we lucky

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she tricked you this isn't any magic

twig you trilobite If This Were a magic

twig the first thing I would wish is

that you are gone

hey

magic trick works really works must find

it

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I ironed out those bumps on the launch

pad sir all systems are go for launch

oh had a little oil leak sir

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oh wait no we're having trouble opening

the main hatch and we lock the keys

inside oh no problem help me with this

will you

oh man I think I've got origami

poisoning

what a perfect hiding place so

beautified one yes Beth our evil plan to

stow away and then overtake the Thunder

lizard ship so we may confiscate the

terrible laser to use on Jurassic city

is preceding nicely yes your

wretchedness we have voted the space

vessel completely undetected

can I get you stowaways anything before

liftoff coffee tea milk uh no thank you

we're fine maybe later

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all systems are gold

hey yes sir

we are in orbit over the X zone it is

time to set up the terrible laser Squad

dispose of this for me please

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it's not a trash can Squad it's an atom

smasher this thing breaks down the

molecular base of the trash so it's

converted into its most compact and

disposable steak what

foreign

very interesting so true trash molecules

when broken down look very similar to

our thugasaur foes we always do it's

like it's always with garbage to the

core squat come on the tough duck set up

the laser

I can't heal without you

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it appears something's wrong just as I

feared a targeting radio transmitter was

apparently damaged during launch one of

us will have to risk his very life and

take a spacewalk to repair the damage

we'll need a volunteer

oh

come on you guys I'm afraid of heights

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the transmitter and we'll let you back

in oh man

my magic twig magic twig

my magic trick

to ever hurt me again

oh that's better

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okay doc try it now

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look at that pathetic little excuse for

a genetic nightmare doc let me blast

them can I doc huh no cutter I think it

would only be bad to let Squad have the

honest you're right doc I'll go let him

in

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God what do you make of this crazy thing

it's as if the hatch has been sabotaging

ridiculous cutter who would do such a

thing oh it's indeed

I hate my life this planet is a madhouse

but now I have you my magic twig you're

going to make it all better but first

i'm

I'm freezing must make a fire

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well bams do this I'm sure she said if

you rub two ticks together it makes fire

I'm afraid your laser is pointed in the

wrong direction Thunder lizards we think

it should be pointed at Jurassic City

well then bone boys let me help you

point it in the right way

those

something tells me that wasn't a good

thing

why why is life so hard I wish I could

just have a fire and not have to work

for it

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it worked again my wish came true

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what was William Robinson

Dr Bone Daddies have sealed up at the

Escape pod hello

don't worry Kata I can reprogram the

Escape Parts Vector from here you work

on sealing that Blaster that we may

re-stabilize the ship you you got it DOC

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prepare for re-entry it's going to be a

little rougher than usual okay doc I

wish there was some way we could get

that outside hatch open squat are you

okay out there

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oh you glorious magic twig you're real

anything I wish for you'll make happen

and now Scooter's gone so I can enjoy it

oh no this is wonderful I wish that

little doofus scooter Could See Me Now

I mean I mean I wish scooter up there

you are

I was looking all over for you no I

didn't mean that last wish I please just

make scooter go so did you miss me

I got stuck to a tree slug and wandered

all around looking for you I had time to

rethink bab's hair dryer here try it out

here we go isn't this great

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thank you

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