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03x05 - The Eeksorcist / Boo Thunder

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x05 - The Eeksorcist / Boo Thunder

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thank you

foreign

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foreign

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figurine from the big set-eyed kids of

Cleveland collection

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Please Mr edible putting it back

all the power of the very dare said I'd

figurine no Goodwill will come of this

or that you can be sure that'd be

ridiculous what could possibly happen

way out here in the middle of nowhere

no sir I've been looking for Huggy for

too long why it's been over half an hour

they don't sell her on the home buying

Network anymore now that my sad-eyed

kids of Cleveland collection is complete

it's on to new explorations

foreign

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to every face I see yeah

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will you play with me

oh dear I guess I'll have to find other

play friends

okay

blue check far Noir please can I please

have my leg back blue check foreign

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don't put that in your mouth the spiders

haven't hatched yet and Sir by us

plutonium

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and now to announce the winner of the

all-expense paid trip to Morocco with

the beautiful patriotic Warrior Platinum

the name of the obsessed fan who said in

the most squishy very cereal box tops to

win a date with Platinum is sure

hey look I'm on TV

oh goody that little doggy looks like

he's full of fun

live inside him then everyone will want

to play with me

turkey oh no I really did this time you

don't look so good

turkey what's going on in there

oh look at you you're so cute

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foreign

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well I'm not sure if you realize this

but uh you're wearing a dress I know

isn't it Grand

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so who wants to go out and water some

Lawns then we can go dig up some Gardens

then kick some cat tail

hey they're Sharky I'll bet you want to

come hey Sharky

I made these for each of you because I

love you very very much

Jasmine I love Jasmine

come on Sharky I better get you home

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you can hide here until we figure out

how to fix you here it's a good thing

when the Elizabeth is away at dodgeball

camp

oh

dear Mom dodgeball Camp is fun please

send another one a helmet as I used it

the old one P.S please don't let anyone

else use my room

I don't keep it from wandering around

enjoying well strange things I like this

room but it needs more pink frilly

things I like pink frilly things

let's be friends like bugs and rugs sing

me songs I'll give you hugs this is

terrible you're getting way too cute and

lovable

maybe you're just hungry you haven't

bitten anyone all day maybe some

nutrition will do you good

here's Sharky here's a big bowl of pea

soup

hey that wasn't nice you could have hit

someone with that P2 oh please don't be

cross with me it's Swift oh I've been so

naughty please untie me so that I might

slap myself on the back of the hand I

wouldn't do that

Dr Elmo the world renowned spooky things

stop burning part-time caterer thank

goodness things have gotten really scary

you think it's scary in here outside of

training pea soup oh text your Elmo it's

been a terrible day turkey's not himself

there's something not right inside him

that shark dog is full of Huggies

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we have to get that Huggy out of him get

Huggy out of him hmm well I have a

general coaxing method

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maybe we can get the intrusive Huggy out

without hurting Sharky

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how many ducks will you trade for my

magic kidney stone

so where do we start Brave doctor Elmo

well first we better open this window

phew

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this is worse than I thought it sure is

look

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be a deer and screw my head back on

won't you here's your heat okay

oh allow me

got it thank you it never hurts

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now who wants to play dolls

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I know who you are in there girly girl

you're Huggy and no one wants to play

dolls with you now get out of that dog

no yes no you better what are you gonna

do if I don't

I I I'm telling really

I will

wait a minute who are you gonna tell Mr

Smarty elk hmm well you've got me there

now are we gonna play dolls or not

k*lling me with love

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my hands are soaking in dishwashing

liquid Nina Jean malalu

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ate

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see you next year

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foreign

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boy those two are sure having fun

will you play with me

hey catch I brought you this bathroom

camp we made it in arts and crafts

homemade pea soup

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the humans are close I can feel it of

course they're close we're over the X

zone a place not fit for Beast or

dinosaur figures they'd hold up down

there these dugasaurs cannot harm us an

unproved Manta scramjet hey Doc what's

that what's that new button on your

controls a new addition squad one push

and we reach turbo velocity in less than

one second perfect for out running

thunderstorm surface to AB missiles can

I see how it works doc huh can I yes

Squad but first be sure there's nothing

in our way

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scooter I'm dreaming of a world without

you oh come on look it's fun fun oh

don't tell me your head fell off now

that would be fun

jungle slugs

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when does the hurting stop

why were you scared look bill it's not

really a jungle Slug it was me I made

this I call it a mask we can make these

and pretend we're something else you

want to look like something else well

then scooter you better make a mask that

makes you look unharmed

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it's a good thing our anti-gravity

scooter survived the crash yes they will

help us escape from the X zone before

something really bad happens

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let's get out of here doc

I hope that will teach you to look

before you leave

I'm out of there Scooter I know you're

hiding in these these Hollow weeds

Halloween what a great name for my

latest invention what stupid new

invention we'll call it Halloween one

day a year where we play jokes on our

neighbors jokes what are you talking

about scooter we'll use my mask

invention it'll be fun watch what what

are you here Bill it'll be fun try this

mask out on one of those primates see if

you fool him scare a primate oh wouldn't

I love to give one of those smarter like

a primates a scare oh they think they're

so Superior come on

go play a Halloween joke on them bill

knock on the door and say something like

um well ticks or treat and he'll think

you're a jungle Slug and if he doesn't

give you a tick you don't give him a

treat

oh they're about to fall for this

Halloween thing

trick or treat I'm a jungle slug chicken

treat oh dear me look darling we may

have to cancel our polo game apparently

there's a uh there's a jungle slug at

the door trick or treat

at least I think it's a jungle slug I

guess there's only one way to be

absolutely sure I'll have to look at

this creature in another light

monkey oh precious be a doll and open

the back door will you hmm

yep honey it's a jungle slug all right

I'd better let it go before it bites me

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it's those humans man it's all their

fault man keep it together Squad as long

as we don't run into any thugasaurs

we'll be fine Cutters right we will get

out if you're alive we just have to keep

our eyes open and our footing sure uh

sure footing means our feet should be on

something right that'd be right squat so

what

this way it arranged one our plan nears

completion

yes Smith this is our most Disturbed

idea yet a massive robot made of lava

thank you

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excellent now fill the mold with the

lava

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that's a bad thing right cutter yes

Squad a diabolical robot with boiling

hot lava for skin marching towards your

hometown would fit nicely into the bad

things category

let that happen we move Halloween masks

take a treat this is your stupidest day

yet scooter why can't you think of

something useful like a way to feed me

some

pumpkins

hey Bill look at this it looks like wild

jackals were here gnawing on these

pumpkins look at these interesting teeth

prints isn't that funny these teeth

prints kind of look like a face of

course they do those horrible jackals

are probably using these pumpkins as the

practice chewing on our heads

stupid nauseating smelly jackals I hope

we don't run into it

nice Jackal what a good Jackal

quick build up here

let's try out the lava boys and Laser

fingers babe as you Commander broken

brained one

at least eight scooter first so I can

watch

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what happened isn't that amazing this

Burning pumpkin scared them away we'll

call it a Jack-o-Lantern really scares

jackals

yes run you stupid jackals fail me but I

am Bill Keeper of the jack-o-lantern

uh bill I suddenly have a funny feeling

it wasn't our jack-o-lantern that scared

away those creatures now of course it

was Mr smutty skins what else could be

this scary huh well that

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yes that is rather scary

here it comes man you must stop it

before it reaches Jurassic City but how

Doc all we got is one surface to surface

B grenade then we must not miss

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it didn't even detonate man the lava

skin it is it is too hot nothing can get

past it well you better think of

something else doc lava boy is almost to

the end zone border I got to plan we

move

got foot down here

Thunder lizards

burning bottom over here what you

time to become a member of my club

Thunder lizard can't catch me blame

Benny wonderful I can squash all three

at once

hey adios Thunder lizards

thank you

why are you screaming

oh I see well then let me join you

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isn't our Halloween celebration fun Bill

no it is not fun this is the stupidest

thing yet why do I ever do what you tell

me why do I listen to you what is wrong

with me ticket treat Halloween

jack-o-lanterns ah and that oh that

stupid mess take it off take it off I

hate it it doesn't even look like a

jungle slug uh Bill I'm over here bill

when does the hearing stop

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