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02x15 - Paws / In The Line of Fur

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

02x15 - Paws / In The Line of Fur

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than oh

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EG huh

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huh why

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you you what a ride

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peek K by Annabelle your new goldfish is

certainly a graceful and magnificent

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pet hey Annabelle you better not

overfeed him this owner's handbook says

it's very dangerous to overfeed goldfish

now e what could possibly be harmful

about eating too much food

I guess you're right Annabelle the more

you eat the more beautiful you get cuz

well there's more of you oh eek you say

this sweetest things now come on it's

time for the squishy Bear's rainbow of

Enchanted fun

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minute oh hey my beloved goldfish he's

gotten loose goombay Anabelle look fin

prints they go this way G me's right

anelle it looks like your goldfish put

on a little weight oh a you were right I

should have never overfed Bruce you've

got to find my poor little pet we've got

to put him on a diet we've got to stop

the insan

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don't you worry I'll help you find your

fish Annabelle it never hurts to help oh

EK I'd help you look but I can't miss

donu today on donu women who lose their

fish and are too obsessed with TV talk

shows to go look for them don't worry

Annabelle I'll find the little

guy thanks

shy Bruce the OB goldfish has stumbled

into this pool he's down there somewhere

M oh no the

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kids I probably shouldn't alarm the

children I'll just hang back and watch

for anything suspicious

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Come and Get It kids refreshing room

temperature milk with bacon bits for

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everyone

yay yay

something in the pool like with the

Elizabeth's raft oh no my raft is gone

my pool party is

ruined I want that party crashing R

sucking fish C I'm offering a big reward

whoever catches that fish get surprise

at the bottom of my squishy bear cereal

box

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I have a bad feeling about this oh man

this is going to be a bummer fishing

trip all the way around man those kids

don't know what they're dealing with man

mittens boy am I glad to see you we've

got trouble with a capital G around here

we could certainly use a cat with your

sea fairing expertise oh man you got a

big fish on your hands all

right just look at this bite mark the

terrible tearing the jaw expans on this

monster is at least 40 in wide this

ain't no guy man we never did this this

is an eating machine man a scaly k*ller

a slimy black eyed giant sick twisted

evil hey give me back my

sandwich oh man I caught it I caught the

fish part is save y the fish is caught

yay everybody back in the

pool not to be a doubting Thomas mittens

but I could have sworn the fish we were

looking for was gold not blue oh man

there's only one way to find out

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it's the wrong fish man those kids are

still in

danger the

kids my squishy Bear's water wings

something at my squishy Bear's water

wings this is the worst po party ever I

bet I'm not invited to a single slumber

party this year we've got to find a way

to catch that

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fish JY

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boy there's nothing like being out at

Sea The Salty Ocean Breeze the jello

rocking to The Waves the singing gulls

overhead

huh it's the fish man I recognize those

lips kumb that's no tadp I think we're

going to need a bigger boat Sharky

Mayday mday this s a cat and I think

we've located the overfed goldfish

that's just great why did you do that

man how are we going to get help now

we're in a waiting pool like 3 feet from

the plastic liner man there's no one

around for feet

man tury says fancy Contraptions and

gadgets are for city folks he's got the

wisdom of an experienced Seaman and by

golly he'll snag that goldfish on sheer

wits

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alone that was brilliant Captain

shy with a smiley face flag in place

we'll be able to track that dangerous

spitted creatures every

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move it's been a busy day a high caloric

treat is just a thing we need for a

quick burst of energy followed by hours

of exhaustion and deep

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depression JY wants to know how you got

that mean looking scar skyb landed on me

I had a limp for a week

man shy says he got his arm bitten off

once but uh it grew

back guess I've been

lucky all I got is this pesky paper cut

I got it something through my squishy

Bears catalog this month a little too

quickly I might

say relax mes it's not so bad oh sure I

won't be using the TV remote anytime

soon but you know what they say two cut

fingers on your hand is better better

than one healthy finger in your eye look

out

man mayday mayday kbay we're going

under don't worry Sharky we'll save you

won't we Brave mittens I'm out of here

man good

luck Whoa

man I got to save my Brave friends

oh no I have nothing but these highly

pressurized

cans we on you demon of the deep you

gargant you and Guild Goliath of

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gold

K how a c My Precious Pet is saved let

heaven and N just sing I'd say your

magnificent new pet is just about enough

excitement for one day Annabelle oh EG

you're my hero

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mommy oh he G this exciting we're

actually going to see the inside of The

White House Anabel we'll get a behind

the scenes look at how our amazing

United States government

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functions he darling before the tour

starts I could really go for a lemon

flavored Tona juki on a stick with

chocolate C you're in luck Annabelle

there's a lemon tuna jerky with

chocolate coating on a stick stand right

over there I'll be right

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back that piano is about to squash that

unsuspecting Argy clad

kitten look

out sorry I had to be a little rough but

oh gosh it

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hurts where am I you're in the White

House brave kitten you're in my bed Kum

I'm sorry sir I've been known to

struggle with occasional blackouts and

you're a hero eek the Cat you saved

sock's life and appreciation I'd like to

offer you a job well that's very nice of

you sir but I got to get back outside in

line see my girlfriend and I are going

to take a tour of the White House well

gee isn't she uh she's uh really very

fat really son this is a matter of

National Security our country could use

your services for just one day help our

great country Kumba yeah it never hurts

to help what can I do for you

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sir Mr uh eek we have reason to believe

sock the cat is in grave danger Hank

that's right you just take a look at

that piece of paper right there in front

of you Mr uh

cat kumay this is the rantings of a

Madman what kind of sick and twisted he

must be stopped I goodness gracious our

country in danger I I can't read anymore

it's horrible this horrible please take

this away from me oopsie wrong paper

this is the president's budget proposal

Hank my mistake

jib by the strike of 12 on our nation's

clocks I will grab the president's socks

you'll note the postmark is from

Catatonia Indiana sock the uh cat is

going to make a speech at the Pew no

more catbox Factory in Catatonia Indiana

this afternoon we Fe this madman will

make an attempt on socks the cat's

Footwear during his visit H you may be

right this fiend's already made a

dangerous attempt at poetry what's to

stop him from doing other bad things

that's right Mr uh Kitty see sock is

already prone to wandering into all

kinds of dangerous situations I'm afraid

uh socks isn't real smart Hank it's in

the best interest that the public isn't

made aware of this it could be an

embarrassment to the

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administration I'll be glad to help the

president and wash over socks Mr uh man

sir it never hurts to help I'll do it

for my country

huhs looks like we better make a few

phone calls chip maybe we can uh pin

this mess on that b void and butterhead

cartoon Hank good idea

chib looks all clear guess those stories

about alligators in the sewer were just

playing FAL they Biff I guess so AG Elmo

area seems secure Biff there's nothing

to endanger socks the cat for miles

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around the time draws near Maurice I've

waited an eternity to Spring my trap and

now the time has

come this robot is similar to the

president's cat down to the last hair

follicle don't touch that I've spent

every waking moment of the last 30 years

well dog is perfecting this masterpiece

30 years studying cat anatomy toiling

building sweating like a pig to create

the perfect

replica oh sure such a commitment has

robbed me of my youth destroyed my

marriage and devastated my TRW rating

but it will all be worth

it this afternoon we will kidnap socks

the cat and replace him with our exact

replica once the replica is taken inside

the White House we will begin our

Twisted plan the b*mb I have so pain

takingly hidden in this robotic device

will be my ticket to World

Domination Maurice do we have any

aspirin around Yes master headache no

not

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me G the people of catonia sure do love

you they sure do come on let's swing by

mcdoodles for a milkshake the crows love

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that thank goodness you're okay socks we

still have to visit the Catatonia

kittens hospital now if I can just keep

you safe till Brave Asian Elmo returns

with the

car Pew I thought I'd lost her two come

on let's get to the kittens hospital no

you think we should get off the

windshield Brave agent Elmo you bet

socks it's socks the Cat my hero stop

him he's got a

crunch oh boy that was a close one

incredible Brave agent Elmo you think

that little kitten was a threat to socks

you betcha I've been doing this for

years you just get a feeling you know

you get to know the difference between a

bad guy and well say this

clown you learned to tell the difference

between troublemakers and this well

innocent drooling Hunchback in the

deranged criminal mastermind he worked

for hello

yes sir a few years in the Secret

Service and you too will be able to tell

the bad seeds from the good eggs that's

fascinating aent Elmo but I don't think

I'm going to be an agent that long as a

matter of fact I got to get back to the

White House Annabelle and I are supposed

to take a

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tour look the B there

blimp see the kitten St are thrilled to

meet sock the cat look at how much fun

they're having you betcha and sock sure

seems to be enjoying himself I've never

seen him so animated and witty just look

at the way he's playfully trying to eat

that sick little

kitten this isn't socks this is just a

stand up vacuum cleaner with a paper bag

on top with a clever fact simile of

sock's face drawn on with a crayon oh my

goodness you're right well where the

heck is the real socks I can lose my

job oh no those Sinister characters have

kidnpped socks what we do well uh my

first highly tuned instinct is too well

uh

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faint hang on

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socks must do something to distruct that

pursuing feline fed all right boss h a

way to keep a simple mind

occupied I'm nice to you and you're nice

to me give me all of your moms

money by that poorly replicated faximile

of a famous children's purple dinosaur

has fallen off the roof luckily those

children are running over to

help get get them off me now to save

socks before we cut the ribbon and

unload this Factory's 10 million ton of

cat L lady ladies and gentlemen socks

will speak of what the hardworking

constituents of catonia

need

help help help that's right socks we

need economic help Jack very what a

spech say where you are or I'll drop the

kitty in the litter and everyone will

see it why why why would you do such a

diabolical thing as embarrass the

president's cat it was that speech in

1960 Nixon told you all everything about

me on national TV it was downright

humiliating if I had to be publicly

ridiculed all presidential animals

should be no Checkers no you can stop

the cycle of Madness lit so go

okay got you

if only he'd used his Fame and genius

for good instead of evil Checkers

wouldn't be buried under a son of cat

litter he sock socks uh-oh I wonder if

socks has wandered off into another

dangerous

situation now that would be ridiculous

what could be more treacherous than what

we just went through

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