02x14 - T Rex, Lies and Videotape / Eex Men

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you best get out of the way

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I have devised a new way to locate the

humans here in the X zone

we will place these monitoring devices

around the perimeter where we believe

the humans are making that habitat

motion detector will turn on the camera

at the human's past

we will return to this forbidding place

and retrieve the footage review the tape

and then we will know the exact patterns

and times the humans appear once we know

their habits we break them the humans

are very crafty and secretive they elude

us with much cunning and Glee I believe

that though they are extremely primitive

the humans are experts at evasion at

Escape

they are probably tracking us at this

very moment I sense they are near we

only need them near enough for a taste

of this doc

what the heck was that what's happened

to my head

I don't know Bill big Breeze I guess boy

that could have really hurt luckily I

landed on this soft squishy thing feels

like a stinky old rotten pumpkin or

something that soft squishy thing is my

head you chuckle brain now get

hey look at this thing Bill boy it's

really interesting

I've never seen anything like it

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hey Bill I think I know what this is

look if I didn't know any better I'd say

this is a ten to one ground glass zoom

lens and a high density video playback

capacity light sensitive filter with a

motion detector hair trigger Thermo

retroactive power source I think this is

something we could eat I'm a good

scooter good

we'll get those humans now right doc I'm

sick of chasing them around the X zone

every time we hear something bad happens

as soon as we have crushed the humans we

will never have to come back here I just

hope we don't run into any

G cutter thugasaur's picking flowers

what do you suppose they're up to I

don't know what maybe it's almost

Mother's Day I didn't think thugasaurs

even had mothers I thought you just

found their eggs in a skunk cabbage

patch you are right squat This is highly

Suspect come on

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la la

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show me beef show me this terrible

invention that will destroy Jurassic

City and finally eradicate dinosaur

Society

that's very sweet of you Biff Now show

me the weapon that is the weapon of

quivering rigid one you see we have

filled the flower with the water

activated expl*sive each of our treated

flowers is beautiful but when added to

water observe

oh

what are you doing Squad you know I have

allergies

show you a gelatinous wicked one this

was the first flower to ever bounce

wonderfully Wicked plan we shall air

drop these flowers all over Jurassic

City the dinosaurs will immediately run

to the nearest base full of water and

pop the flowers in and then

the whole place goes up in a fragrant

ball of fire that is the wonderfully

Wicked idea of Horrid habitable

politicisms you hear that fellas the

bone boys are gonna level Jurassic City

using flower power we must put a stop to

this follow me

well scooter is there anything to eat in

these things or not could be bill here I

think I found something that looks yummy

have a bite

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in there a monster horrible Hmm this is

that's not a monster bill that's you huh

look

ah what's that it's huge and disgusting

like like a jungle slug that's not a

jungle slug you big silly it's me see

see you look in here and it comes out

there

now why I don't know Bill but it's funny

we're in this situation funny situation

look bill I have this idea a situation

that's funny a situation comedy okay

come on let's invent the situation

comedy okay okay I'll say something and

you laugh okay ready here we go

wife is so fat

how fat is she I'm not really sure

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you see now it's funny because you

laughed it's a situation comedy now you

try it

all right

hey there's something coming this way

something horrible how horrible is it

it's got my legs

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[Laughter]

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[Laughter]

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it's

gonna suck out my brain

next stop Jurassic City ride your

cruelness oh after a brief layover in

Denver

okay doc we've steadily made it onto a

deadly thunderstorms Airship undetected

what do we do we gotta dump these things

man oh

that dude

it's the Thunder lizards stop them where

are you

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have a nice trip

see you next time

do not feel your cowardly one we are

landing in water oh that is good news

more money

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that's the last of them doc bad time

boys those flowers ain't gonna hurt

anybody now good work Thunder legit we

have once again prevented tragedy now

let us go retrieve our tapes and see if

we can finally hunt down those elusive

humans

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okay Mr quiet Mr stair much I'm sorry I

didn't realize the whole jungle slug

thing was a problem I made you this from

flowers that grow in the clouds don't

you like it bill it's for you I made it

for you jungle slug took brain go away

that's right Bill the slug took a little

piece of your mind but just a little

rain wet

don't you worry Bill a little rain never

hurt anyone wet rain

trust me

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hurting when stopped

and so Bill and scooter invented the

sitcom the dinosaurs were fascinated by

the discovery and suddenly captivated

did nothing but watched the terrible TV

screen all the time as if hypnotized me

you guys I think the eyes age is coming

there's a glacier right down the street

and it's headed this way

who cares

and in the end who could have guessed it

was sitcoms that finally did in Earth's

most intelligent creatures let's hope it

never happens again

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are above the beautiful city of

metropolis on a secluded Mountaintop

lies the home of the city's favorite

fighter of crime and protector of good

super person man deep within the bunker

of goodness superperson manners getting

an important message from his All-Seeing

info orbital Penelope spheres

oops oh nuts deep in the dark recesses

of cold black space super villain

evildoer and friend of no one garbage

man is on his way to Earth with one

Wicked purpose and one purpose only yes

drippy my faithful Wonder maggot

companion we shall destroy that champion

of wholesome this super person Man and

w*r mcdopolis Now quickly hand me those

coordinates

super person man now aware that the good

citizens of metropolis are in grave and

impending Danger from the evil garbage

man does what any super intelligent

being from a mysterious and distant

planet would do when faced with is

almost certain destruction at the hands

of the deranged and more powerful madman

hello Ultra babe

I'll be packed in a Flash super thighs

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hmm now wait a minute I can't just flee

and leave the beautiful city of

metropolis to the Twisted whims of that

madman that would be cowardly I've got

to deputize some good citizen by giving

my Cape to him that way he'll feel

obligated to face the danger and take

the terrible beating that was intended

for me but who who indeed at that very

moment of unsuspecting feline and

himself a citizen of metropolis eek the

Cat is taking an afternoon hike

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here is a great day for a hike in the

mountains say what's that beautiful

sound

excuse me there little first one

that Heidi's great all right just listen

to the notes that little tyrolian can

belt out

super person man defender of good a big

fan that's right little fella and boy do

I have a problem see my mother's uh

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back to health I wonder if you'd mind

dining my famous escape the champion

truth and Justice and protect the

citizens of metropolis until I get back

you're a super person man it never hurts

to help great see ya

I suddenly feel very strong I can't wait

to try this out maybe I can help

somebody the way super person man always

does hmm I better go look for someone

who needs savings

oh my gosh someone's in trouble

hey you robber guys didn't anyone ever

tell you it's wrong to take something

that isn't yours

well no actually no one ever did oh well

it is now let's give that money back to

the man oh well I'm sorry about the

mix-up yeah I'll never do it again

you've done a glad things

out squandering a single tax dollar it

never hurts to help bye-bye

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two hours ten dollars please

excellent trippy pay the men and follow

me and so garbage man began his evil

plan to undermine and annoy the good

citizens of metropolis garbage man began

his reign of terror by filling

Metropolis stadium with water during the

big game

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Garbage man's next stop was the

governor's office where he cruelly set

all the clocks backwards one hour well

it doesn't look like the governor is

coming to stop us from starting up this

untested possibly faulty nuclear power

plant ajib right Hank I guess that means

it's okay they go ahead

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makes you wish the governor had stumped

us ain't you sure does Hank meanwhile

unaware of the Sinister doings underfoot

eek the Cat runs into a familiar face

Sharky the shark dog Hi how are you

today

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facility are in grave Danger

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there you are here your squirrely atomic

particles are vacuum control thank

goodness super Kitty you contain the

radiation before it had a chance to

cause any of us unpleasant side effects

it never hurts to help bye

the brave Kitty's next stop was

Metropolis Stadium

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it appears that super person man may

have grown Furrier and more powerful

than the last time I did battle with him

we may need assistance

come on and assistance is what the bad

one got the evil garbage man called

together an army of sinister super

fiends the likes of which we hope we'll

never have to hear about again like the

left logicons evil and lazy beings whose

special powers allow them to eat fried

foods while watching many TVs at once

Canada man

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We Tour I shall spit in his soup sore

back I can't go my back is k*lling me

Milkman oh I'm just here to deliver some

low-fat milk to sorbach I need the

calcium my back you know and curly man

if the humidity in this place causes my

perm to come out I'll scream I mean it

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with our band of wicked and horrible

fiends behind us we are now Invincible

that Butthead super person man won't

stand a chance onward remarks come now

my evil fiends my Army of Doom my

unbeatable band The philosophers evil

fiends

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place to be reading I am sorry my friend

look

your garbage man can I talk to you seems

to me you've been stirring up some

trouble in our Fair City and scaring

kids and possibly littering in the name

of niceness I ask you to quit your

shenanigans before somebody gets hurt

okay okay relax there's no need to make

idle threats well I all right you win

just don't hurt me anymore I I had a bad

childhood this is all my parents fault

society's fault and uh and uh and I

don't care

you haven't heard the last of me hahaha

no sir

you won't have garbage man to kick

around anymore

I'm serious you'll be sorry you'll all

be

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I'll be back you just wait

I hope when he does come back to

Metropolis he uses his visit for good

night

hey it's super person man and you

brushed your mother with you mother yeah

he said he was gonna visit you boy you

don't look like someone who just had the

plague oh here's your cake back thanks I

really had a lot of fun oh by the way

some villain called garbage man came

down here from his evil planet and tried

to take over the world but I got him to

stop I hope I didn't get your cape dirty

you gutless coward I can't believe you

did this imagine making this poor Kitty

defend the earth when that's your job or

was your job you super phony you don't

deserve this and I never want to see

your globulus broad face again

foreign how about you and me and dinner

in Paris cutie well sure I've never eat

real french fries before and so the

brave Kitty eat the cat saved the fair

city of metropolis and got to go to have

real french fries in Paris with ultra

babe as far as where super person man's

mystical power inducing Cape wound up

well no one really knows for sure

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