02x07 - Tar and Away/Eekpocalypse Now!

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heeg help

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free to catch the two

humans they're going to make you

day here comes do squ and

cut you best get out of the

way they're terrible fer

liards they terrible ther lizards

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those humans are nowhere to be found it

is obvious they have once more crossed

deep into the xzone where we would have

difficulty tracking them oh no not the

xzone I hate the xzone let's stay out of

the xzone guys nothing on Earth is more

hiest than the xzone

nothing Thunder lizards give me a status

report well almost nothing what was that

uh squat said we have almost nothing to

report sir because well see we almost

had something to report but uh then that

something uh went away I want to see you

three back at headquarters

now yes sir we are on our

way so Bill what do you think I call it

tar see the tar sits here in a pit

scooter it's Muk it's just goo it's

disgusting black goo goo but it's our

disgusting black goo we made it it's our

first achievement as humans here be

proud hold your head up high Bill we've

created we're people the first the

best when does the hurting

Stop Those humans are ruining everything

what kind of of Thunder lizards can't

seek and destroy a couple of itty bitty

stupid little

bads it's as if you three aren't taking

this

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seriously are you listening to me yes

sir course by way sir now this afternoon

we're having our great military hardware

show Skeptics those Egghead steggies

that are trying to bring peace to this

Great Society say that we the military

are obsolete that we are we are uh

dinosaurs sir of course we're dinosaurs

but they want to slash our military

budget don't feel General as long as

those evildoers the thug OFA are remain

out there in the Ex Zone there will

always be a need for military might oh I

had mites once man they itched forget

the mites I want those humans if we

could put those stuffed little humans on

display at the military show we'll be

able to show those pencil pushers

another disaster a terrible Force more

deadly than even the thosa surus has

been averted by us the boys in green

well we're all in green sir we're uh

lizard

I mean Soldiers the

military why do I even try now get out

there and bring me back those

humans good Cretaceous it's a spaceship

do you realize what we could learn from

these creatures think of the technology

we can rule the world I must talk to one

of these creatures where are the

occupants of this

ship and what is this disgusting G I'm

standing in ah what well sir that's all

that's left of the aliens who crashed

this ship I guess they uh hit pretty

hard

sir ouch these stones are k*lling my

feet okay I've got an idea look we'll

put something on our feet to protect

them don't be ridiculous these Brown

silk leaves are protection enough just

trust me on this okay okay look look

what I found see we'll call them shoes

see don't your little tootsies feel

protected and safe hey Scooter maybe

this time you actually had a good idea I

H my shoes are

squiring listen that terrible howling

it's them the humans I'm going to open

up wait what's that smell I smell it too

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h a computer check a vile or something

called

pyin plans to create clean burning

nuclear fusion energy I will never need

this all what about this

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sir don't be

ridiculous now here is something here

here now was a device brought from

Advanced beans that we could use to

advance our evil species far beyond any

ADV aners the dinosaur Society could

hope to achieve uh what is it sir well

obviously it's something that that uh

something that's pretty darn important

is what it is and with this this device

we shall rule the

world hear that they have that that

thing they sure do and they piled it

from that crashed Airship a craft that

has obviously fallen from a distant and

more advanced Galaxy really doc smarter

than us I can't imagine there's anything

in the universe smarter than us time

dinosaurus a

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squad whatever that tiny little thing is

we must get it out of those thuga bony

claws we move what about the humans

forget the humans come

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on that's better it sure is but hey Bill

you know what I just realized this isn't

water our feet are sticking in nope it's

that's your stupid boiling

carpet there are too many of them the

odds are not in our favor yes but we

have the element of

surprise

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hum why

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you oh no you don't Thunder lizards rued

bonad

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cutter Squad Liberty

play that must be the space creatures

capture them

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what's happening I'm not sure please

little creatures we implore you we are

desperate visitors to your planet from

the galaxy of gol do you know where

there is more substance like that on

your walking devices we have run out of

fuel and are in great Danger from those

terrible bony creatures it appears you

hold the key to our survival in that

black goo on your feet sure I can show

you where there's lots more follow me no

we have a faster way

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oh that's great oh yeah yeah good as new

you have done a wonderful thing I now we

have enough fuel to return to our planet

before dinner see what's this huh what

is this oh that's a simple goling

disintegration Ray may I try it sure you

can L go to town it devastates anything

in its path

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wee I send you to bring me humans and

you bring me a marble what am I going to

show at the military hardware show this

black ball with three holes I don't know

if it's really going to matter sir um

the whole city is apparently being

destroyed by some kind of disintegration

get out get out get out he's mad better

go call you and take this marble with

you

hey this is fun want to try it Bill

don't like this the motion of the

ship well we've really had a lovely time

really even

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Bill bye nice aliens thanks for the lift

drop us a line sometime what

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next the goling ball the precious or of

peace I cannot find it anywhere Captain

we must have left it behind and so it

shall have to remain I hope those

earthlings appreciate the gift we have

left them I'm sure they will quickly

decipher the real meaning behind the

black orb and the Very symbolic three

holes then like us on the planet goling

the creatures of planet Earth will live

in peace and harmony for all time but

what if they don't understand that what

if they do the wrong thing with the

goling ball and carelessly throw it a or

even worse roll it into something

what then Captain what then then the

inhabitants of Earth are doomed for all

time you see Bill I figured out what

this thing we found is for we'll call it

goaling after our new space friends I

must say scooter for the first time ever

you may be right

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peek this is the beginning of the show

the start it's really the beginning the

start of the show the start

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Metropolis Kum I'm still in Metropolis

the place where I live the place where I

was normally chased a lot by my

girlfriend Annabelle's shark dog when I

was in her yard being chased all I could

think about was being here when I was

here all I could think about was getting

back over there you see Sharky the shark

dog ran

away I know it sounds insane but I

missed the little fell I was wondering

if there was something I could do to

help

I was also wondering if I could get

those overhead fans

secured everybody gets everything he ask

for I got my chance to go find Sharky

and when it was over I never want to do

it again a ik you got to help me a a

wake up come on we got to find Sharky

these are some of Sharky's friends they

think they know where he might have run

off to dog sack has reason to believe

Sharky the shark dog may have run up

Metropolis River play the tap

transmission 11 received 43000 hour

sector Peter Victor

King in transmission received 11 2693

out um as you can tell um Sharky the

shark dog has possibly lost it Shy was

one of the most outstanding guard dogs

our species ever produced well trained

and obedient and he was a good dog too

he's out there operating Beyond The Pale

of any decent canine Behavior we have

reason to believe he's running with a

pack of wild dogs who worship him like a

demi dog and follow his every order no

matter how ridiculous e the cat you have

got to go up the river and get Sharky

back he's running with Strays well sure

Annabelle I'll go find shy it never

hurts to help and it doesn't normally

but this time it

would I headed up Metropolis for on a

mission to bring home a lost little

puppy and not just any puppy a puppy

that bites me a lot but I had to help

it's what I do the crew of The Boat were

mostly just kittens rock and rollers

with one foot in the litter box there

was Chef they call him that because he

wears that funny hat and spill I have no

idea why they call him spill and chief

they call him Chief because it sounded

almost like chef but it had an eye in it

and it was easy to remember why did

Sharky ever leave Annabelle's yard it

made no sense what was he looking for

he had graduated at the top of his

class his medical record showed he had

all his

shots he had a nice dog house and an

impressive callar too whatever got into

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him why B he got plenty of exercise too

whatever it was it was something that

was something that made him leave the

yard all right and I wasn't coming back

until I found out what that something of

a something

was what was that elk Li

what elk

light every time those Elks are around

something terrible happens it was Elks

all right the Airborne L culinary

Squadron mobile barbecue division

Captain Elmo and his boys spend their

time flying around Metropolis looking

for the best place to have a beast party

well elk mobile those boys just couldn't

stay put maybe Elmo knew something about

shark's whereabouts we had to ask we

need more barbecue sauce down here we

need more barbecue sauce ah help me help

me the steak is overcooked okay easy

with those ribs boys flip those steaks

they're

burning I said medium rare that chicken

is almost done

incoming excuse me Captain Elmo have you

seen this puppy dog but I'll be I do

know this little puppy he grabbed some

hamburger meat from some of my boys do

you know where on the river you saw him

oh sure it was 30 clicks above the dogd

Long Bridge GE Captain Elmo can you show

us a spot oh no little kitty it's pretty

hairy up there we tried to have a

barbecue there and we came up against

Alvin GE spill what's an Alvin mutant

alligators see the alligators

transmogrified into nasty reptiles from

the chemicals of the Metropolis toxic

waste plant two clicks above the dogd

Long Bridge they hate beach parties

there's nothing in the world worth of

going back up there little kitty

nothing's going to make me risk the

lives of me and my Brave crew

y yeah it's too bad Captain Elmo if you

help me find Sharky I was going to offer

you the prize at the bottom of this

cereal box

oh

man okay everybody buckle up cuz here we

go we'll come in low out of the Rising

Sun then about a mile out I'll put on

the music music yeah I use pop goes the

weasel and really annoys everybody

J the sure he's calm and peaceful out

here yeah I hope no beach partying Elks

come along to spoil it for

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us okay spy hit it how come you guys all

put earplugs in because we hate this

song is it me or do I hear pop goes the

weasel playing it's the elves

they're lighting up the

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hiachi hit them with the water

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balloons vior Romeo Zulu we need some

coals down here at 3:00 we got Gaters

going across the bridge looks like they

got our beach chairs don't these

reptiles ever give up okay boys let her

go incoming

Captain Elmo the barbecues are going out

we're running out of charcoal lighter

elack out saac we need a c drop at

Juliet Hotel golf 667 Charly Bravo 6

Roger elbow get your people down it's

going to be a big one wow Captain Elmo

how are those Pilots going to know where

to drop all that charcoal lighter fluid

ah don't worry about that little kitty I

got an elk over there signaling them in

with those giant flaming torches torches

wo

geez sir we better order some more

lighter fluid you smell that that smell

that turquo lighter smell smells like

barbecue yeah that Beast party had to

end eventually but I wouldn't be there

to see it I was going to get Sharky and

he was close I could just feel

him what is it straw

wers I'm hereit I'm hereit

zpp him with a siren man Z him with a

siren I'm a cat like you cats and you

got the lit box and that's what I've

been dreaming

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about turkey was close I could feel it

what I've been searching for was one

step away

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Sharky oh right it's me Sharky eek from

next door and Annabelle's really worried

about you I've come to take you

home what the heck do you mean I'm just

an Aaron boy sent by Annabelle to

collect a

bill a bill from Wally's Meat World

Sharky what have you done 300 lb at

prime hamburger

meat Kumbaya why Sharky why would you

and your stray dog friends want to make

the biggest cheeseburger ever

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eaten oh I see I never looked at it that

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way this is madness Sharky you can't do

it all that red meat and cheese your

cholesterol level will rise to dangerous

levels you'll get a bad tummy egg I

can't let you do it you got to come home

with me

and so I brought Sharky home the knock

on the head seemed to fix him he never

ran away or grumbled like a method aor

again as for me I learned something on

my journey of metropolis River Straight

Into the Heart of Darkness I learned how

far a dog might go for a good barbecue

and I'll tell you it's pretty darn far

all right a burger

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