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02x04 - Thundersaurus Wrecks/Rocketship to Jupiter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

02x04 - Thundersaurus Wrecks/Rocketship to Jupiter

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uh yes

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here comes

best get out of the way

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[Applause]

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okay okay

that ought to do it

yahoo is right bill i'm as excited as

you are this little beauty is gonna make

our lives a whole lot easier we'll call

it the automobile we'll sit in it and it

will take us places well i don't get it

but since you've had me working on this

stupid thing for the last three months

we may as well try it out

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sorry

okay okay

here we go

oh please slow down the wind is messing

up my hair

gee i don't get it i thought i had this

all figured out well scooter obviously

you didn't then once again you've

completely wasted our time

i'm so close i can just feel it

what could it be

i'll be under this rubber tree while you

spin your wheels trying to figure out

what went wrong this time i'm really

tired of this oh well i guess i should

just start all over again you do that

genius wake me up when you're done

when does starting stop can't you find a

more pleasant way to wake me up that

wasn't me bill it was uh

we aim to please doc let's move out boys

we'll make a beeline so to speak right

for those ridiculous humans

i can't wait to have that fat one

stuffed and mounted in a game room

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okay

okay these round things were in give me

an idea will this idea make the ground

softer when we hit it

no

then will you do me a little favor

scooter

sure bill

just shut up

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i've got them on radar they are

apparently jumping all over the place i

don't like these humans every time we

think we figure them out we discover

some new incredible power they possess

huh well they're about to meet the

incredible power i possess

they're close very close

they are right on top of us are you sure

are you convinced now

sort of

blast them all let the archaeologists

sort them out

oh don't you see bill don't you get it

this tire fruit

the automobile that wouldn't go these

trees that stopped us

this fruit that rolls it all makes sense

now okay i finally figured out what

these are really for watch

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[Applause]

it's a tire swing

come on try it it's fun

hey this is great

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look bill i can go higher than the big

golden hot thing in the sky good scooter

if only you would disappear like the big

hot golden thing in the sky at the end

of the day

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i gotcha i got you

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don't worry scooter i won't let that

thing destroy you i'm saving that honor

for myself

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well hello to you

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this too i can smell them

those stupid humans have run out of

places to hide

we'll make pate out of them man

what are we gonna do what the heck are

we gonna do

don't ever do that again

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oh we must have blown them sky high man

yeah

vaporize though i think we can call

general galapagos and tell him the good

news

come in thunder lizards what do you have

to report

our mission is accomplished general we

have finally done away with those pesky

humans behind you doc we know you've

always been behind us general and we

just want to say we appreciate it we

realized there were times when no doc

behind you look behind you

humans they have their power man

i don't like this stock whoever rules

the skies rules the world can it get

worse

i am afraid it can my friends you see

this water we're standing in it's a top

hit oh that is bad

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isn't this great

i don't like this why couldn't you have

befriended something closer to the

ground or slower moving like a sloth or

a tortoise or a postal worker

okay okay i have a plan

we can be more comfortable okay

i i i i

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you can't beat this i knew my automobile

would come in handy one day i don't know

i still think this is dangerous come on

it's fun

let's just enjoy the ride

okay okay remind me to invent seat belts

okay

see this is fun okay and way up here we

don't have to worry about those mean old

lizards

yeah i guess you're right

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it's time for those batty humans to feel

the sting of our bee cannons

they're caught on a limb so we'll just

make them leave

incoming

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cutter outstanding doc okay squat you

can let those bee bombs go now uh gee

guys i already did well great deal squad

where did they go

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get them up get up get him up

he will not escape

don't worry fellas we still have our

parachutes well uh not exactly doc oh

yeah daca squat and i we're gonna

surprise

you we took our parachutes in to get our

names uh embroidered on them they should

be back by monday qatar do you have your

utility mallet with you

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i'm sorry

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thank you we had a wonderful time

nice folk boy i sure do like flying

it'll be even more fun when i invent

stewardesses forget it flying is for the

pterosaurs humans aren't meant to fly if

you don't mind i'd like to stay on the

ground for a while okay orville let's

just get out of here oh no no no we're

not done yet no no no there's a whole

other part to this adventure mr big

hurry

i call it a luggage carousel okay see

after you fly you come to one of these

and wait for your luggage isn't this

great

when does the hurting stop

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hey boys and girls and all you kids too

don't touch that dial it's time for the

squishy bears rainbow of enchanted fun

minute

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[Applause]

i hate this infernal tick-tock why must

my bed be by this monstrosity

good morning good morning

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is you going to be in there all day

i'll be right out after i brush my teeth

you know the deal pierre last one up is

the last to brush his teeth

but this is not a matter of the brushing

of the teeth it is something much more

how you say pressing well gpa nobody

likes a line cutter why don't you go get

breakfast started and by the time you're

done it'll be your turn

could you believe all the lemonade

pierre drank before he went to bed last

night jeepers it's a wonder he got any

sleep at

my all

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easy

there

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what is going on in there i must come in

oh we'll be right out pierre it's an

emergency

yeah cozy's perm came out please the

pain it is unbearable

look guys a morning star

boy that means it's gonna be a great day

where right there see and it's getting

brighter and brighter

why that's not a star puffy ah of course

it's not what was that's a burning a6

intruder a phantom series fighter b*mber

modified to carry a fully loaded lethal

ordnance including 60 millimeter machine

g*n sidewinder missiles and five

thousand pound bombs

boy she's a beauty engine and see the

body that slipped into a g-force

blackout a pressure-induced melody that

renders the pilot unconsciously

completely incapacitated for several

minutes well he sure is headed our way

in a hurry

well quicker and quicker

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pretty exciting stuff hey kids how are

the squishy bears going to get out of

this one be sure to tune in next week

for the squishy bears rainbow of

enchanted fun minute

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wow i don't believe it

yeah sure the squishy bears are gonna be

all right i can't wait till next week to

see how they get out of this mess boy

when i need k*ll those squishy bears

sure to have exciting lives nothing

exciting ever happens to me

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[Applause]

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um

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you mean the home of the squishy bears i

didn't think it was a real place i mean

happy as can be well that's swell all

right but um but you know how heck i can

get out of here

oh i'm late i'm like gotta go bye

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doodle snook this is awfully curious i

know maybe the squishy bears can help me

hey that must be their house over there

they must be exactly where they were

when we last left our show i better get

over there and help those squishy bears

before that jet fighter comes out of its

freeze frame and crashes into the house

i hope the next episode doesn't start

anytime soon

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well gee i'm not really sure but i sure

would like to get home see i have an

idea i bet the brilliant professor

weekly will know how to send it back to

his world well gosh it would be great i

mean if you have too much trouble

hey that's right g*ng don't you remember

we were supposed to get over to

professor wiggly's house and help him

test his new rocket ship to jupiter

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yeah it took us these many months to get

out of the tuttle snook bruise ward last

time but we're okay now gee i wonder

what jupiter is like this time of year

let's hope we live to find out

oh don't be such a grumbly gus pierre oh

no you guys look

it's a bad sign who thinks the bears

might taste good

normally i love barbecues but not when

we're the main course

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what the

hmm

i really appreciate you guys trying to

get me to professor wigley's sure we're

in a bit of a bind but if you look at

the bright side at least things couldn't

get any worse

oh yes it could look all the stress has

caused cozy's perm to come out

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good gracious the squishy bears and that

mysterious cat are about to be barbecued

by that giant

i must do something

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thank you

hey it's raining

the match is going out yay

we're saved

huh well isn't this a fine thing my

barbecue's ruined

we're awfully sorry about that mr giant

but we probably wouldn't taste very good

being all soggy and everything anyway

yeah you're probably right but you got

to promise to come back when the sun

shines again

no we will you can count on it

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using this rocket ship of mine these

lovable squishy bears should be able to

push you out somewhere over your house

on their way to jupiter ink the cat

gee that'll be swell i hope it's such

trouble

it is not trouble at all

we must make sure that this switch is

thrown in the direction of jupiter and

not the sun if it's thrown to the sun

the ship will burn up and you bears

would implode inside your pressurized

space suits

well golly professor why do you have it

then i don't know but there's no time

for that now you all must get aboard

boys this is exciting come on squishy

bird oh hold on i must get a photo to

record this historic moment

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now i'm heading to jupiter all by myself

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boy it's toasty in here and the air

conditioner seems to be broken

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it smells like burning fur in here

so hot can't breathe

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wake up eat the cat it's time for the

breaststroke cat of the world's dinner

huh

i'm home and it was all a dream

yeah though toodlesnook is a wonderful

place even if it was a dream there

really is no place like home

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okay

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