01x13 - The Eeksterminator

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hmm

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whew

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hmm

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geek

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oh let's live here you said there's

bound to be bugs here you said how was i

supposed to know that dizzy dame who

lives here is a total clean freak this

is not an edible bug for miles we

haven't eaten in three weeks not since

my birthday when you took me to that

specialty bug restaurant what was that

place called oh you mean crickets by

jiminy the cricket and cape is wild with

little underdone but hey look

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yeah today's my birthday or did you

forget

i most certainly haven't forgotten

little does she know i've got wendy

elizabeth the greatest present of all

the thing i know that she's been

dreaming about all year long i can't

wait for her to open it up now before we

open your gifts let's all have a nice

slice of birthday cake yay

look windy elizabeth the cake's made out

of your favorite food oh boy good sliver

pate and mayonnaise with little bits of

peppermint and look your name is spilled

out with hot bacon yum

and here's some of your favorite thirst

quencher room temperature cola with

little pieces of old yogurt floating in

it wow you thought of everything

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wow a chili flavored tongue depressor

all right

a steam-powered staple g*n hey a festive

doorknob covered i i'm very uh

happy

i

so

that's it huh you certainly made out

like a little bandit didn't you dear

well yeah i mean i was just hoping for

you know you know meow huh eek i oh you

shouldn't have i

yeah

it's here this

this is what i wanted most of all

my very own squishy bird's inflatable

termite farm

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isn't it wonderful

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it's the most wonderful gift a girl

could ever hope for

good heavens children it's time you ski

daddled off to school oh mom i don't

want to go to school can't i stay here

and play with my little termite farmers

now wendy elizabeth you know there'd be

plenty of time for you to play with your

amazing new gift at the end of the

school day just think you'll have that

to look forward to all day long oh okay

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i can't wait for this school day to be

over so that i can play with my new

termite farm

so long little insect farmers see you

after school

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well this is interesting i've always

wanted to learn spanglese just in case

i'm ever in spanga maloa koi hoba haba

my tapeworm wash the car

gosh these little guys sure are

industrious hi guys hi mr farmer termite

oh dang tyronation gee i'm sorry fellas

look you guys stay right here and i'll

go get you a new piece of glass don't go

away

come on capslock now's the chance

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here we are

good as new little hey

kumbaya i better find those defenseless

little termites and get them back inside

their termite farm before windy

elizabeth gets home from school

i wonder where they could have gotten to

i hope nothing bad has happened to those

poor little guys

and boy will when the elizabeth ever be

upset oh no hey mr pussycat down here

oh thank goodness a termite but hey

we're the rest of your farmer pals it

was terrible a couple of hungry looking

spiders chased us out of the safe

confines of her farmland we got

separated and the spiders ran after my

friends we've got to go help him don't

fear little termite if we both work

together we should be able to find your

pals pronto i meek the cat what's your

name well my real name is myron achmed

hyman johnson bug eye filiga d*uche iii

but everyone just calls me turmey hmm i

wonder why well termie you'll be safe

here while we search the house

now where could your little bug buddies

be yes nay do you know the serial number

on the bumper of that 1958 thunderbird

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come back here you tender

oh my goodness i always say if there's

one there's another and another and

another and probably all nest of them

hello bugs and paint exterminators i

believe i have a bug problem oh yes i

saw quite a few

are you sure you can't just talk them

out you have to destroy them all in such

a horrible fashion but it seems so cruel

yes i realize they're just bugs but it

seems like such a terrible way to

destroy one of nature's marvels one of

earth's precious creatures

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yummy bring all the bug boys in you have

it hurry if there's a single bug in this

house i want it squashed

yeah this is all my fault we got to get

my bug pails out of the house before

them spiders eat them or the

exterminator gasses them don't worry

termine i won't let anything happen to

you or your bug pals you're safe with me

eat this one on you

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oh you're safe now eek i got him

george bailey the richest man in bedford

falls

my book report today is about my

favorite book called old greeny

all greeny is the touching saga of an

old krusty dog who's full of holes and

smells like cheese no one in the village

liked to play with old greeny except for

one little boy whose head was made of

wood

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oh yay

one day a bitter woodpecker ran over the

boy's head with a tractor oh greeny the

stinky dog was left with no one to play

with so

he ran away and no one ever heard from

him again

the end

well this day never end

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hello there may i help you i heard you

had bugs well yes but we called an

exterminator i am the exterminator

i see when i see one it's on you

it's just a little piece of lint

oh i hate bugs but if you're a bug

exterminator how do you exterminate them

i wear protection that's very nighties

of you i wear this

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in this suit i am indestructible no bug

should escape the wrath of the

exterminator

kumbaya the exterminator is here we

gotta move fast i suggest you leave the

house for a while ma'am i must seek out

to destroy the queen bug it may not be a

pretty psych since half of the queen bug

can get pretty big and ugly and can make

a disturbing squishy crunchy sound when

stepped on

well i do have my karate lesson i'll be

back in a couple of hours a wise idea i

assure you

all right queenie your thorax is my

i don't know week that exterminator

looks all business we'll just have to

talk to him termi i'm sure he'll be

receptive to our plight maybe he's lost

termite farmers of his own ones come on

morning

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the queen

it must be destroyed

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yes

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uh cake i think we better run

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oh

hello

oh my goodness the queen is huge and

that dog is chasing it

cheese and rice the terrible insect is

morten it's bigger than ever now i'm

probably more

got to save that dangerous

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wow

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oh no this poor animal has been stung by

the gross purple bug

there's only one way to find out what

kind of bug we're dealing with

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now if i just make an incision here

and here and here or here and here and

here and here

a complete recovery

it's a miracle

all right children ready your sewing

machines

i must admit when the elizabeth you

certainly do have the most beautiful

termites in the whole wide world oh

ivana you're a darling wendy wendy

elizabeth

uh jeremy jeremy where are you jeremy

hang on hear me i'll save you

uh-oh turmey's unconscious i'll have to

perform cpr

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jeremy thank goodness you're all right

gee

you saved my life i could have drowned

you are glowing strangely turmeric oh

well so does my cousin leonard the

lightning bug never hurt him come on

let's go rescue my friends

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i'll climb over first gotcha

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what the heck kind of creepy bug is this

well any bug this big purple and hideous

shouldn't be around to create any more

of its kind it must be destroyed i you

mean old exterminator

that's my friend

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gee thanks for saving me termy hey you

look a little taller to me somehow us

bugs grow pretty fast i guess no time

for that now kermie we got to find your

buddies yeah i hope those bad old

spiders haven't done anything horrible

to them

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oh that was really quite jarring

see thanks mr puppy dog

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here boy come on

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hmm sounds good listen to my tamales and

tarantula taffy yogurt oh how about this

turn my torso in tarragon

turn my tomato tartare oh oh draw my

tail in texas pixar oh that's dead

that's the one

well okay oh but we don't have a tick

not to worry i know there's one that

lives in the little girl's bed i'll be

right back

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a giant

don't hurt them they're just doing what

spiders do as part of the natural

balance of the universe really sure all

little creatures should live in harmony

of course we should

sure watch this

save us save us

save us

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here you go little bug pals you're all

safe now

well almost all of you anyway

gee turmy we gotta find a way to get you

back to your old tiny self yeah eek and

we better hurry

up mr exterminator hello i'm home uh oh

termy try and keep quiet i'll disguise

you

hello eek playing with the termites

that's where bugs belong in an enclosed

artificial environment where their

natural state can be observed well i'd

better get to the kitchen and fix a

snack the kids will be home from school

soon enough

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we've gotta find a doctor who knows how

to shrink house-sized bugs you two

aren't going anywhere you're an

abomination of nature and i'll see to it

that you two never make you behind

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i've got those vermin in my sight this

bug b*mb will stop them dead in their

tracks

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oh no jeremy look

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what

oh

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hmm

gee it's best when people help others in

difficult times

oh now

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mr exterminator turkey

hey jeremy you're back to normal you

shrunk just like you were put through

the laundry or something yippee now we

can get you back to your termite farm

with your pals yeah i wonder whatever

happened to sharky and that exterminator

oh they're okay they're in here with me

down boy down

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oh geek i couldn't wait to get home to

play with my favorite birthday gift ever

hey me

i didn't notice that really

funny-looking little termite last time

he's my favorite

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hey

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