01x06 - HallowEek

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hmm

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whew

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he's

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i hope this isn't too scary for the

little trick-or-treaters it just

wouldn't be halloween without a good

scare

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happy halloween

oh isn't that sweet a nice angel and a

funny clown and oh what's this are you a

real dragon

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i can't see what

i can't see a thing

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i don't think it's supposed to be like

this

halloween is ruined

i quit crying on my head when the

elizabeth i can't help it

we can't wear our costume we won't get

any candy

i just can't bear to see their halloween

ruin i must help them but how

that's it

there must be a way to do this

maybe if we just try to hit on

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little scamp how did you get in there

that's it gloriously children we're

saved i have a brilliant idea eek can

steer

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well i'm glad that's taken care of

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that was close now if i can just zero in

on some tasty treats that'll make the

kids halloween extra special

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oh happy

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with a halloween

hey

that sounds like the old lady on the

street who's got more money than she

knows what to do with come on

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you kid come on let's go find those

elusive halloween treats

what are you doing

there we are candy it's three o'clock

high

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leon you promised i could be the head

this year you promised look lance you're

just better as the horse's butt you've

been the horse's butt for six years

you're good at it that does it i have

had it i am not moving another step fine

we'll just stand here in the middle of

the street is that what you want well

obviously it doesn't matter what i want

fine we'll just stand in the street

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and the last thing ichabod crane saw was

the headless horseman his head now

replaced by a shrieking jack-o-lantern

galloping towards him or so they say you

see no one ever saw ichabod crane

again mr eyewater you sure are a scary

man

oh yeah

can we go back inside now

it's okay kids it's just an old ghost

story it didn't really happen

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boss is taking a nap you don't want to

be disturbed

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gee these kids are a lot taller than i

remember

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ouch

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if you hit it hard enough all the

halloween candy will pull out

phew being a chicken head is quite a

skill well i'll be i said a clever

costume a kid dressed up like some kind

of upside down person with a club

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i've stumbled into some kind of a

cemetery or something and it's halloween

night i hope i don't run into any ghosts

of course luckily for me there is no

such thing as ghosts

therefore there's nothing to be afraid

of

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what is it what do you want

uh are you a ghost

well yeah

aren't you well no not yet

i'm a cat what are you doing in a

cemetery if you're not a ghost

good question my name is zeke and i

think i'm a little lost i was

trick-or-treating with my family when i

got separated i gotta find him before

something terrible happens that makes

two of us

i'm cryptic and i'm lost too i've lost

my whole family

nice to meet you christy

well see christy maybe i can help you

find your family while i look for mine

we'll be a team partners

you'd help me why sure it never hurts to

help come on up

that's the spirit where uh never mind

it's just an expression come on let's go

find your ghost folks

i never met a real live uh ghost before

we only come back to earth one night a

year

i came on a tour bus with my family and

a bunch of other ghosts

at the graveyard we were playing

hide-and-go-seek

i was so well hidden in an urn that when

i came out everyone was gone

they must have continued on the rest of

the tour and forgotten about me i doubt

that crippy they're probably very

worried by now but don't you worry we

have all the time in the world to find

your family oh no we don't see we ghosts

are allowed to visit earth only on

halloween night and we gotta get back to

ghostland before the clock strikes 12 or

we'll be stuck here wandering the earth

forever as lost souls

hmm i was not aware of that well we

won't let that happen to you crippy

we'll find your pals before midnight now

sink where might your friends go

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they could be anywhere then hey wait a

minute they said something about an old

house they thought they'd try and hunt

old house you say hmm i wonder which old

house and where

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tonight is the night zaggy when all the

spirits visit our planet and soon

they'll all fall victim to my spell now

that i finally have this

what the yellow pages man

no you fool

the book of spirit entrapment tonight

when the clock strikes 12 all the ghosts

of the world shall be mine

hello hello is anybody home hello uncle

feenster cousin fruit

what's that noise

sounds like it's just some loose

floorboards

how can we be sure that it's just a

loose floorboard

well there's a clue i'm relieved truly

we better split up ink you go that way

and i'll go this way holler if you find

any ghosts oh you can count on it cripty

uh hello

anybody's

i mean anybody home

one pair of swiss clips chuck

one eye of newt chuck

one used bigfoot diaper ew

one heart of a lawyer but but we don't

have a heart of a lawyer

that's because there's no such thing it

was just a joke man

a dash of hot sauce check

and finally 20 toes of two big

grandchildren what

you mean live bickering children that's

what it says and this time it's no joke

man

two bickering children

two bickering children where are we

gonna find

two

lime

fingering

children

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you should have noted dumb cat couldn't

steer a costume all night

and you should've known he wasn't on top

of your head anymore or does that metal

plate in your skull preclude all sense

of feeling i don't have a metal plate in

my skull to show do not shave i

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this is the worst halloween ever we

haven't even gotten any candy

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you're the jerk

look at those little fools run

hello uh mr ghosty

hello

hello is anybody home

where are you

mr uh ghost

uh hello

anybody down there

nobody down here

something fishy is going on who turned

out the lights

huh

i gotta remember to use more moisturizer

my skin is in pain hey get it off get it

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good morning will you be joining us we'd

love to have you for breakfast food and

pickles

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won't you be my neighbor

let's get out of here this place is born

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hello there can i help you fellas oh hi

mr bat we were just looking for some

ghosts have you seen any here tonight

honey dinner's ready all right honey

just a minute

uh yeah yeah there were a whole bunch

here earlier but they got bored and left

as you can see there's not much going on

here did they say where they were going

come on honey you better eat your soup

before clots i'm coming already

yeah yeah yeah they said something about

the old tantamount dance hall on oak

street

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i sure hope my ghost pals are at the

dance hall yeah and maybe we'll find my

kids along the way too

hey that's my squishy bar it's mine you

can have these green jelly beans give me

that squishy bar well well well if it

isn't the pair of bickering children yes

man complete with 20 wiggling stinky

toes

they'll be perfect

enjoying your treats children

yeah okay how about now

give me strength

now lower the 20 wiggling toes of

bickering children and our ghost nectar

shall bring these partying spirits to

their doom

but the children are not bickering man

oh yeah watch this

hey give me it's mine you jerk you're

the jerk let's get busy

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shall be mine

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hey

those are my friends

this hasn't been a total loss after all

now zacky now

throw the switch

do this sake do that sucky why if she

was much smaller this witch thing would

be different monotone do it you mumbling

feline throw the switches

your ghosty friends are under some kind

of a sinister spell or something

hang on to me i'm not a ghost so this

diabolical myth cannot affect me

welcome my pathetic poltergeist

prisoners what do you want with us i

want your ghost powder

oh what your ghost powder you know that

dusty chalky white stuff your darn

ghosts are all made up of soon you'll

all be ground up for my main ingredient

in my new cosmetic line new spirit for

the gal who likes to make a specter of

herself you're me

yes but i'm cute so i get away with it

hit it zaggy

i was never cut out for these manual

labor man

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what now we gotta break out of here

with what we're soft and transparent

hello i'm ethe

hello eek we're doomed well what do you

mean that mean witch is about to do us

all in we'll never get out of here alive

i mean we're ghost toasties never give

up hope mr ghost no matter how gloomy a

situation seems there's always a

solution there's bound to be a way out

of this aquarium but this aquarium is

made from ghost proof material well i'm

not a ghost you're right

can we use your head to break the wall

of our confines

sure it never hurts to help

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now we'll see who's the powder puff you

bad witch

you little pillow cases with eyes you'll

spoil everything

hey we're out of candy

this rub looks good

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don't come any closer i'll scream i'll

do it i will

jake that was really neat of you to go

to all the trouble of setting up this

phony haunted house but we gotta go yeah

we're gonna have our stomachs bumped

they're having a two for one hell of

mean special down at mick jupiter's

memorial

bye eek

hey lady are you all right

i swallowed the ghost catching potion ew

this can't be good

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oh this is no good for you babe no good

at all what but it is good for me says

here you turn into a small radish

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sorry rodent now you can be my little

helper

sure anything you say i think we go to

jamaica man you serve me many tropical

drinks live the good life whatever you

say ziggy whatever you say sounds good

to me

hey thanks for saving us hey

yeah if you hadn't come along we

wouldn't have stood a ghost of a chance

you sure are a great pal

it was sure fun meeting you krypti it's

too bad you guys gotta go hey you want

to come with us back to ghostly

but i'm not a ghost you could be

no

thanks anyway you guys go on and maybe

i'll see you next halloween

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say hello to elvis for me

happy halloween

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boy halloween series is a great time for

everybody i think it's my favorite

holiday of the year i mean except for

christmas

and thanksgiving and well arbor day and

i like easter valentine's day is nice

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okay

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