01x04 - Eek vs. the Flying Saucers

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hey

help help

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eatat

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peek boy there's nothing more relaxing

than a day at the old fishing

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hole hello there little fellas ready to

feed our little fish

friends now where did I put that jar of

hooks ah here we

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go enjoy

it's the finest dirt in the land now for

our fined

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friends hey no swimming for an hour

after you eat you don't want to get a

cramp you know it's just SW to have a

peaceful place like this where you can

just relax and not worry about any

distractions or surprises or any crazy

thing that'll disrupt the joy of just

playing doing

nothing subject not appropriate repeat

subject not appropriate acquire further

information from Earthly life form then

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terminated say what's going

on well hello there

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hello

huh who are

you I come from the planet Saria a

planet so distant your Earth scientist

have not even discovered its existence

suaria is in the crawler Galaxy over 20

million light years away boy that's far

I would want to take a taxi there that's

for sure I bet that' be expensive how

much do you suppose that it cost I can

see where one of your planet's most

gifted beings I wonder if you could help

me it never hurts to help but how could

I possibly help a be from another galaxy

well I'm looking for something you see

I'm on a fact finding Mission from

school if I don't write a good paper and

get a good grade my teacher will melt my

brain gee I can see our planet share a

similar educational system I'll be more

than glad to help you Mr Alien come

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on first this is a tree trees are

wonderful things we love trees on our

planet they make oxygens which we

breathe they make homes for little birds

and other animals some trees are as old

and glorious as the beginning of time

itself as an earth poet once said I

think that I shall never see a Palm's

lovely as tree tree right tree that's

right tree you space fol sure do catch

on fast

tree trees are less to be afraid of you

see trees are our friends

I wonder if there's something more to

your planet something else I should be

seeing something besides this nature

maybe I should show you the big

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city Kumbaya wait

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ow why did you run into traffic Mr alen

I used Logic the sign said don't walk so

I

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ran I want ice

cream I told you no now stop whining I

am not

this repugnant small Earth creature what

is the language she is communicating

with this high pitched

squeal that's not a language that's just

the way some kids behave when they don't

get their way it's called whining stop

it stop it stop

it come on Mr alen it's safe to cross

now

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that's certainly more like it

affirmative parental unit with your

permission may we please hurry home so

that I may sanitize dirty dishes paint

the garage and

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mother so this is it huh you earthlings

live in trees or these caves of concrete

slabs you call buildings oh no some of

us live in houses a home can be anything

you see a house is made of wood and

stone but a home is made of Love alone I

would be curious to see your home eek

before I vomit sure I live in a great

home come

on hold D

looping this is my family I live with

them they feed me and they take care of

me and what is this glowing box they

worship so oh that's called television

it brings us earthlings information to

help us think and imagine and

learn it's the mag daning

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ofair we interrupt this program to bring

you a special report this is Clive

buttburn coming to you live from the

cape carbal Space Center where space

exploration history is about to be made

the x94 quadro Millennium Super Shuttle

to some it may look like an ordinary

soda bottle and yet what what's that it

is a soda bottle now come on now can

someone move that please you're sorry I

was on my lunch break the ex 94 Super

Shuttle is mere hours away from

launching two earthlings around the Sun

and back again and dare I say these are

no ordinary earthlings because of the

extreme danger of this Mission Cape

carbuncle scientists are sending Apes on

board for the x94 perilous maiden voyage

to orbit around the sun these simple

creatures will be piloting a$7 billion

spacecraft past the unexplored crwler

Galaxy to circle the sun take a number

of snapshots then return to Earth

whether such tiny brain stupid simeons

are up to the task at hand Still Remains

to be

seen boy those monkey knuts here are

brave seems like you're not the only one

exploring new

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huh she's perfect yeah that's my

neighbor Annabelle I think she's pretty

special too yooo hello L hi

Annabelle who's your friend oh this is

my new pal from otter space he's from

the crwler Galaxy his name is uh sayy

little space buddy what exactly is your

name well uh actually on my planet my

friends just call me Zar destroyer of

Earth

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Annabelle hi Zar you think we'll be

staying on our planet long just long

enough to acquire the missing component

for our zarian death ray well uh we

certainly don't want to hold you up from

finding that missing death ray component

uh Mr Zar we'll just be Ming along here

I have found my component and she's

coming with me

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kbay I just handed my girlfriend over

the Sinister space beans surely someone

will Hear My Cries and help me before

the aliens can destroy our beautiful

planet help

help help

help help

help

help can't

breathe I see someone

he's coming to help me

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help help

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help gee thanks Mr

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mime I thought I'd be stuck in that

bubble

forever boy mine sure are expressive

thespians I've got to find a way to get

to the Zar in the crawler Galaxy but

how the crawler Galaxy the monkey kns

are going right past the crawler Galaxy

the alien's planet is in the crawler

Galaxy I have to get on that

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rocket the brave monkey knots are being

led to the spaceship to be strapped in

to begin this historical Journey welcome

aboard gentlemen would you like a drink

before takeoff I must find a way onto

this spacecraft

aha

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you f what you to do with M let's just

say you fit a

need I will not be any space creatures

bad

right stop her

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all right Hank let's light this candle

give the monkeys their queue Roger that

jib oh hey a banana let a treat great

retran tabulators Che drag Thruster 2 n

* Mass undivided identity and light

speed squared that's what I

meant wnc wible sensor set at 13 O 6 t-

10 seconds 9 blinking light time of a

eight

check 7 6 5 4

3 2

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1 parking breake parking

breake

yay stop the launch stop the launch

don't you see the astrod projection

times mass of the Retro regenerative

density squar at the speed inventor will

cause the Helios sparitic volume of the

Simon ped Cranium to flux into

completely concave molecular

what exactly are you saying Lou the

monkeys can't land the rocket come

back this speed of re-entry a common

Simian head will shrink rendering him

useless after circling the sun those

monkeys are going to come rocketing back

to earth at over 800,000 M hour with

Shunk and useless head which will be

scattered all over Kansas in little itty

bitty monkey pieces a finger there a

nose there a b a peel there uh Lou X

snay on the Ed day YY maze the monkey

wives are right over there

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you'll be sorry of my boyfriend e get

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hair they're X monkeys that's all there

is to it

God me in the AR this is the x94 to Cape

carbuncle come in Cape carbuncle Cape

carbuncle here fellas everything is a

okay you boys go ahead and have some

lunch we'll get back to you over and out

well there is some good news at least

they'll crash into this desolate field

far away from civilization it's in the

middle of nowhere it sure is that's

where they put that nuclear weapons

munition dump out

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there we got to call Eddy no it's not

that important

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yet well I wonder what this could

be oh look it's some kind of cat food

please Brave monkey knives I implore you

interesting talking food my girlfriend

Adel has been kidnapped by aliens from

the planets alaria in the crawler Galaxy

I know this ship will be passing the

crawler Galaxy please please do you

think you can drop me off there so I may

rescue her I'm sorry my feline stow away

we've trained 17 years for this Mission

we have lived our lives for this moment

and this moment only my comrade speaks

the truth you see we're tired of being

treated is less than human the hopes of

an entire species rest on our

accomplishing this Mission we shall not

be swayed as my colleague has stated my

friend our course cannot be altered one

I Oda I'm afraid there is nothing in the

entire universe so important that it

could redirect our flight to an

unscheduled stop at Zaria in the kler

Galaxy gee that's too bad I heard they

had a really neat tire swing

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there you're telling me Lou that if

those monkeys crash into that nuclear

munition stump it'll blow up the entire

continent of North America there won't

be anything left but burnt mud and we've

got to call Eddie oh it's not time not

yet how fitting that an Earthling cat

will be the Catalyst for destroying the

planet

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earth oh no you know Zar there's no way

you're going to

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fun I'm afraid your boyfriend is too

late now hold on just a minute guards

seize

him 15 seconds to destruction of Earth

14 seconds why ultar why would you want

to destroy such a great Planet as Earth

a planet full of wonderful things I mean

we've got rivers and Fields and children

and Dr Seuss and Woody Allen and Mr

Rogers and Monae the Muppet Stevie Ray

Bon Shakespeare Armstrong the Barbie

twins and the destruction of Earth is by

the order of our Imperial Council but

why Zar why it's quite simple really you

see the Earth obstructs our view of

Uranus we realized that only after we

built our Observatory here so my little

friend since we are out of funds to

rebuild we have to destroy your

planet

proceed

hey my hero stop him

Annabelle come

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on 10 seconds to the destruction of

Earth 9

seconds hey there's no tire swing here

no time for that now monkey knut we

better get outle 2 seconds to

destruction 1 second to

destruction

oh a you've saved the whole world

yeah gee we're so lucky nothing can go

wrong

now uh-oh Annabelle the monkey Knot's

heads have shrunk hello uh hello is

anyone there this is Cape carbuncle

control who's this uh hello my name's

eek I'm a cat and uh I seem to be at the

controls for now uh can someone help us

we'll get right back to you uh Mr

cat there's a Super Shuttle rocketing

towards Earth at 800,000 mph and it's

being driven by a cat named squeak isn't

that

cute and they're headed right for the

amunition

dump we got to call eddieo we got to all

right it's time sorry to trby Wy we've

got a problem out here we need your help

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oh thank goodness here's a

situation 800,000 mph of the Simeon

Paradox manifests itself at the inlux of

anti concave ratio Munitions done full

of discarded Nal radioactive post w*r

refry there's a Kitt at the H dinner

reservations for nine should I cancel

them the world's going to blow up Retros

def fortifying bleaking light is still

active so what do you

think I think those monkeys are gers

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uh hello hello Cape carbuncle sir hi

there um Mr pussycat uh everything is

going to be just fine what are we going

to do what the heck are we going to

do well it is 12:30 we should get some

lunch well let's go how about Mexican oh

yeah I know in the cor oh what are we

going to do I don't know Annabelle this

is a pretty sticky situation sticky

yeah here Annabelle chew this up as fast

as you can

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well I'll be a monkey zanko that's real

funny Biff way might an a ache a well at

least the beautiful planet of Earth has

been spared and those bad aliens will

never do such bad things again and

someone will be here to get me soon I'm

I'm just sure of it they wouldn't just

allow me to sit up here on the moon in

the cold darkness of space for the rest

of my life would they

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