01x24 - The Return of Asteroth

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Ugh, I don't believe it,
Seige and Wraith
got away again.

At least we got this stasis
relay they were building.

Dragaunus could have
used it to pull power

from anywhere on the planet.

You'd better put it away
along with the rest
of our souvenirs.

[Duke] Here's the
time travel device

from our trip to the future.

[Mallory] And there's
B.R.A.W.N.'s head.

Hey, how's it going big guy?

[laughs]

Just great Mallory,
darn nice to see ya.

[Nosedive] Whoa,
and there's Asteroth's amulet.

Now, that's an adventure
I'll never forget.

Yeah, courtesy of Dragaunus

and that dimensional
gateway of his.

[Nosedive] Ah, come on Tanya,
it wasn't all that bad...

dream is up.

[makes beeping noise]

It was kind of cool
getting sucked into

that dimensional vortex,
remember?

[Nosedive]
I looked pretty good.

[Tanya]
Yeah, not to mention

landing in an Anaheim

where magic was real.

-Where are we?
-Exactly where we were.

We're in a different universe.

Yeah, and fighting
the evil sorcerer Asteroth.

His evil magic was strong.

But it was still no match
for the Mighty Ducks.

But the best part
was helping restore

that little guy Borg
to his throne.

Got it!

My friends,
how can I ever thank you?

Uh, you can get us out of here.

Easily done.
You must all touch the amulet.

Now that you mentioned it,
it was kind of exciting.

But I think I still prefer
this Anaheim.

All this saving the world stuff
has been seriously interfering

with my valuable
comic book reading time.

Go get him Zantar.

What the...

[Nosedive]
That guy looks just like Borg.

Nosedive!

I gotta stop eating
those triple spicy tacos

before I go to bed.

Borg? Is it,
is that really you?

Aye, I've been trying
to reach you.

My magic's not strong enough.

Asteroth's amulet
must be destroyed!

Yo, Borg!

Borg, come on man.
Are you in there?

Nosedive, I think
you finally had one

triple spicy taco too many.

I'm telling you Mal, he said
we've gotta destroy the amulet.

We don't know what kind
of powers that thing has.

We can't go messing with it
without evidence.

Borg's trying
to get through to us.

I'll use the Drake One
to contact him.

Then you'll have your evidence.

My friends, can you hear me?

The amulet!

You must destroy it

before Asteroth can reunite it

with the Helmet of Seth.

Okay, let's get it over with.

[electric zapping]

[groans]

[Balthar]
Hey! Don't forget me!

[scoffs] What a dump.

Why'd you bring us
to this universe, Asteroth?

Because it's here, Balthar.

I can sense it.

But how're you
going to find it?

Even though the
Helmet of Seth is damaged,

It still has enough power
to aid me in my quest.

Rise my allies of stone.

The Helmet of Seth
calls you to life!

Seek out the amulet,

so that I may reunite
with the Helmet of Seth

and use it's awesome powers

to eliminate the barriers
of the Dark Zone,

transforming this planet
into my realm of darkness.

[heavy footsteps]

[zapping]

I don't believe it!

It isn't even scratched.

Well, maybe it
can't be destroyed.

I mean after all,
it is a magical object.

[beeping]

Yo, Ducks,
it's Captain Klegghorn.

What's the haps, caps?

[Klegghorn]
I got something weird.

Might be right up your alley.

A guard was just attacked
at the museum.

[Nosedive]
What's so weird about that?

He was attacked
by one of the statues.

-[metal door creaks]
-[bikes rev]

We must prepare for the amulet.

Balthar, re-forge the helmet.

That'll be a pleasure.

Ah.

[fire crackles]

You shall repair
the Helmet of Seth.

While I mix the clay
for my Golems.

[Mallory] They seem to be
looking for something.

You know, I've heard
of the lively arts and all.

But those three are just a
little too lively for my taste.

[beeping]

These readings
aren't normal Wildwing,

and they're getting stronger.

Where's it coming from?

The old brick yard.

That dump's been closed
for a year.

We'd better check it out.

Set torque to maximum traction.

That's a rodger.

[expl*si*n]

[grunts]

[expl*si*n]

[yells]

[neighs]

It's time to quit
horsing around.

[grunts]

[expl*si*n]

[grunts]

[yells]

[grunts]

Never felt such intense evil.

Or such intense low back pain.

[groans]

We have to stop that thing.

No, wait. If it is looking
for something,

let's follow it
and find out what.

Guys, come on.
You got a photo sh**t.

Ah, man, don't tell
me that they're off

saving the world again.

Huh, probably glass.

I wish I had a million bucks

for every publicity stunt
those ducks missed.

Somebody's putting me on here.

I wish I had...

a diamond beeper!

[crackling]

[laughs]

[kisses loudly]

Oh, baby, where have
you been all my life?

Yes!

Yes, yes, yes, I'm rich,

I'm rich, I'm rich.

Forget the publicity stunts,

forget the ducks!

I'm officially...

a wealthy, retired man.

I don't see anything so weird.

[engine running]

Oh, yeah?

What do you call that?

[machinery working]

It looks like he's heading

to the Pond.

What on earth would
he want at our place?

What else? The amulet!

And that means,

that we gotta warn the others!

Wildwing,
I think Asteroth is here.

In our dimension.

Nice work, Duke.

Now tell us something
we don't know.

Arise! Arise!

[Duke] Whoa, man!

Well, I always wanted
to take a pottery class.

No time like the present.

Arise my Golems.

Destroy these puny creatures!

[all] Toss puck!

Hey, let's try
an expl*sive puck.

Hands up dough boy!

[expl*si*n]

[Nosedive] All right, that...

really didn't do a heck
of lotta good, did it?

[whimpers]

Please, I just had a clay bath.

[grunts]

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

We'll have to miss this.

Let go of me, you sack of mud!

[crash]

Ugh. Dive, run for it!

Get help!

Help, yeah I'll get help,
good idea.

Come on, marble head!

Hit us with your best shot!

[crashing]

We gotta help the others.

First we gotta make sure
the amulet is safe.

Ugh, the amulet's gone!

Yeah, well,
so are a couple of ducks.

We found Asteroth
at the brick yard.

He's got these clay creeps
called Golems.

They got to Wing and Tanya.

We gotta help 'em.

Duh, that's why I'm here.

My friends, I've been trying
to reach you.

Borg, listen.

We couldn't destroy
the amulet with our technology.

[Borg] Then you must come
with me. Take my hands.

Whoa, I smell a plot twist.

If we lose any more teammates,

this show is gonna be
called the Mighty Duck.

C'mon, we gotta find
that amulet.

Welcome to Anaheim, my friends.

Excuse me, Borg, but wasn't
it the middle of the afternoon,

just a couple of seconds ago?

We're in the other Anaheim,
Nosedive.

The supernatural one.

But how will
coming here help us?

Only the Star Sword
can destroy the amulet.

And I shall lead you to it.

According to Drake One,

nothing unusual happened
while we were gone.

Then who could have taken it?

Phil.

[fire crackling]

[sighs]

Nice to have some real heat
for a change.

Well done,
my little humunculus.

Re-forged to the helmet
is stronger.

What would Phil want
with a mystical amulet?

What, are you kidding?
He'll probably try to hock it.

Good thing we snuck that homing
device into his cellphone.

-[Beeping]
-He's in...

Malibu?

Now, to retrieve the amulet.

[upbeat music playing]

[yawning]

You know what would be
this perfect?

What, you incredible hunk?

A yacht.

All right, Phil,
hand over that amulet.

No way.

It's evil, Phil.

Aw babe, it's vacation time,

c'mon lose the weapons.

Nice going, Phil.

[laughs]

At last the amulet
will be mine.

Stand aside.

[grunts]

Wretched mortal,

give me the amulet.

Talk to my people.
Call my lawyer.

[screams]

At last, it's mine again!

Ugh, we gotta stop him.

What about Phil?

Ah, we'd better take him.

If he reunites the amulet
and the Horn of Seth.

He could destroy the barriers
to the Dark Zone.

Then we gotta get
that Star Sword.

To destroy that amulet.

Aye, but the sword is defended,

by the Lair of the Minotaur.

Something told me that there
was going to be a catch.

Here we go again.

Trying to steal
the Star Sword, are we?

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to do my job.

All right, way to move,
your awfulness.

The Helmet of Seth
is complete again.

My realm shall be
returned to me!

Asteroth, what're you doing?

I'm going to pull this
miserable world,

into the Dark Zone.

[laughs]

I have broken the barriers.

Soon, this entire planet,

will be pulled
into the Dark Zone.

Well, there goes
the tourist industry.

[grunts]

Talk about going with the flow.

What can harden clay?

Thermopox!

Will turn them into cheap
terracotta flower pots.

Look, it's my job
to protect that sword.

I-I-I'm really sorry.

Yeah, we forgive ya!

[yells]

Whoa!

I guess I don't know
my own strength.

[laughs]

Huh? [grunts]

I can't get free.

[Borg] The Star Sword
has great magic.

And now it's power is yours.

You must use the Star Sword
to return to your world,

and destroy the amulet.

Farewell, good friends!

[laughs] We baked them.

Now, you too shall be stone!

Boy, this gives
a whole new meaning

to the phrase, "Ducks Rock".

Now for you two...

Cough up the amulet, Asteroth.

How dare you make demands
of Asteroth,

Lord of the Red Dragon!

[Nosedive] Whoa, we gotta
a little problem, man.

The amulet has changed
into a Horn.

And I'm not talking
about the tuba

I played in the
high school band!

Roast mortals!

[laughs]

Your puny magic is no match

for my powers.

The horn is the key
to his power.

You gotta keep him distracted
while I get to it.

No problem, brother man.

Over here, Asteroth!

This time I'll shred
your flesh!

Don't count on it.

[shouts]

[grunts]

[shouts]

My Horn! No!

So much
for your precious jewel,

Asteroth.

[grunts]

Nosedive scores,
it's a hat trick!

Whoo-hoo!

My powers, gone...

And the gateway is closing.

I must escape,

into the Dark Zone.

Oh, sure, just leave
the homunculus behind!

Wait!

So, you might maybe explain
how you did all that,

weird stuff?

Four words,
"This sword has magic."

Well, I hope it can help
Mallory and Grin.

What happened?

Where's Asteroth?

Don't worry Mallory, he's gone.

Yeah, but what if he tries
to come back?

I don't know, but he's going
to have a heck of a ka-boosh.

[Tanya] Personally,
I kind of like him this way.

We can't just leave him
like this.

No more stupid publicity
stunts, no more photo ops.

And truth be known,
he makes a nice decoration.

Oh, that is so tempting.

But I can't.

Whoa, what happened?

Where's the jewel?

Basically, it's gone, Phil.

We destroyed it.

What? You can't do this to me!

That thing gave me riches,
fame, girlfriends.

Sorry, Phil, had to do it.

That's just like you ducks.

I can't take this heart break.

Sometimes,

I wish I was made of stone.

Phil, five words, all right?

"Careful what you wish for."

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