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03x12 - Once Upon a Time on Mars: Part 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

03x12 - Once Upon a Time on Mars: Part 2

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like your voice from mars

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so

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with my tug transformers possible stream

completely incapacitating your overrated

laser weaponry you're really just a

trifling trio of troublemakers after all

i hope this jury rigging works that's

now our next lifetime charlie girl well

sometimes you gotta have a little luck

lick my laser fire scale skin

oh man lousy non-union fukutaki

craftsmanship

is that your courageous counter attack

by meretricious mice then prepare to par

boil you know it's not how big a laser

is it's how you use it

front row seats for some hard rock

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guys flunk soft landing 101 in hero

school mp darey dress

don't give up your promising career as a

goon for the pro bowlers tour

no thanks never met a mace i didn't hate

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transformer besides our adversaries will

find the air in those tunnels

rather stifling

man it's black and blue turkey and toe

jam down here and just about as fresh no

lie strike a flare bro

that's barely staying lit

there's hardly any oxygen yeah got to

get out of here before limburger's tug

transformer powers up and before we

power down i'd rather not think about it

hey

didn't didn't you handle the same kind

of transformer after you were wounded

back on mars i'd rather not think about

that

it was a bad scene charlie girl oh man

flashback city

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the guys have been hit throttle

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tactical retreat back to headquarters

rattle

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yeah have we struck another blow for

freedom's cause comrades hey where's

stoker the fish heads got all of them

stoker moto throttle

didn't he

oh

our bravest warriors gone tragic loss

those pluturkians were ready for us

it's like they knew we were coming to

take out the tug transformer

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rimfire's on the vidcom he's asking

about moto

room fire

carbine everybody looks trashed where's

uncle moto moto got caught in a fire

fight we don't know el gamoto's no

casualty if he's a prisoner i'm busting

a man hang on let's be smart no no no

hang on nothing look if you want to help

fine but i'm already right by your

weight

remind me never to have kids

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indeed a red letter day for plutarch the

tug transformer nearly operational and

we've captured the very heart of the

resistance their leader and three best

warriors you still don't stand a rat's

chance of winning you chuck chucker i

beg to differ when carbuncle is done you

the four most feared freedom fighters on

mars will fight for the glory of

plutarch

commence transmutations doctor beginning

with this boris brute

simply stay silent you dimwitted

dripping disappointment

what

where's stilton

who are you a lawrence octavius

limburger you're a fluvial evidence how

dare you contact me directly you

low-level nincompoop and what's with the

repugnant muscle um casualty of w*r

but if you'll bear with me for just a

moment your olive factory oligarch i'd

like to introduce the super villain

hired by yours truly who single-handedly

rounded a martian as*ault an as*ault

which stilton failed to foresee

fortunately i anticipated the skirmish

thanks to this dynamo's powers and my

competent command and the day was won

and the resistance leadership captured

i just what you'd like to know limburger

what are you doing on the vidcon you've

touched the dial without sterilizing

your disease dustbin shut up stupid i

beg your pardon without limb burger and

his supervillain grease pump grease pit

ixnay the king came whatever the battle

might have been lost because of your

negligence

you know i'm seriously considering a

shake-up in the fish food chain of

command on mars limburger and his super

villain why you insubordinate

recalcitrant

so

you saved the day at thousands rise

no

sure

using what manner of weaponry may i ask

uh

i didn't use no manners just this

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so that m*ssile you fired it was in

autopilot launch mode

on the boat for lunch oh and no tanks

i'm retaining a little water you see my

lord this ignorant oaf only brought down

the mice by the sheerest of luck

somebody

intercepted a top secret communique and

as a consequence nearly lost the battle

for us

um i understand stilton limburger

you're dismissed

but wait you're great i'll supervise

you'll reprimand emotion and t*rture

oh yes

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[Applause]

did i shut up good boss

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yes yes quite and i'd be genuinely

grateful if you concoct a way to remove

this mask sooner than later

nevermind

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the resistance will surely arrange a

rescue for these rebels

so uh should they succeed it will no

doubt signal the end of stilton's

assignment here which of course means he

would be demoted and relocated along

with his doctor

um just what are you proposing you

obsequious obesity merely that you focus

your genius on building a super villain

one who could assure us of permanent

employment on mars

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um let's just keep this between a

gentleman

or whatever

shall we

excuse me while i go avoid

tender to lord of stilton

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mechanical masterpiece i feel

i feel like any loyal servant of

plutarch

prepared to crush

humiliate destroy defile ravish and

subjugate

all to the greater glory of pluto

beginning with the martian resistance

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it's gonna be one tough fish to scale

i'll scout ahead okay

hang on throttle

news deep pocket what's the situation

inside their leader stoker has been

assimilated onto our side the one called

modo is next for the mind-bender bee

what was that snitches are always

paranoid

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freeze rim fire i told you to let us

hang out well you've been sold out all

right one of your troops is trading info

with the sand rate what

[Applause]

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with a half twist how can any martian

mouse sell out to plutarch the patakian

occupation's the best thing that ever

happened to this martian

it's our little secret

actually my little secret once i've

disposed of you

nice stick on the landing kid come on

they've already brainwashed stoker and

uncle moto's next you and i you are

going to stay here out of sight and keep

guard that's an order

don't worry rip fire i'll get him out

oh man

16 and i'm still sitting at the kid's

table

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[Applause]

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uh

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huh

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[Applause]

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target practice

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back to headquarters we'll be right

behind you

come on vinnie nap time's over you're

under an anesthetic nap time over

oh it must be time to visit the little

boys room i hope i'm not too late

mama last thing i need's a sedated smart

mouth hey man

what happened to my face

well

maybe your right side took one look at

the other half in the left hand

you get it no

well it's a good thing you're well armed

well well armed oh my i'm k*lling myself

the last time i hear that joke

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our bikes

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an osmond in a snowstorm

i wrote that bro

come on bros that just isn't funny

actually

i think it's hysterical

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i gotta tell you those pillow mans are

great but you just gotta get a little

bit of a softer bed

you know what man i'd rather be rescued

by you than the bravest mouse on mars

which would happen to be me

leave the bikes our chances are better

without him yeah right leave our bikes

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hey hey hey why not just leave our right

arms while we're at it oh sorry bro

our bikes go where we go stoker you know

that down the lift then come on girls

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arrave a dirty

comrades

chao the cannon stoker

hey carbine

dropping in huh

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stoker's been brainwashed

i always knew he had a dirty mind

hey wait a minute wait a minute wait the

leader of the resistance

fighting for the fish heads

and your mind was next on the laundry

list

relax or she's history like you yellow

whiskered traitor it can't help it it's

at my fender beam the storage room now

hold the door please

let her go stoker i'll perform a little

laser surgery amateur laser

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you have surgery obnoxious habit of

disobeying direct orders yeah will i get

a sign of a good freedom fighter the

fluke tarkians will be all over

headquarters like stink on fish now that

their cover's blown

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oh come on i can do some both eyes tied

behind my back you call it lady

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vinny back to normal better

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much better not like to eat a battle

clear a foggy head

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i got him up up and away

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we're outta here that's only six down i

counted

seven

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master

they've escaped

so carbuncle informed me i want you my

trusted turn code to go and bring them

back dead

or alive

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your transmission's breaking up moto

evacuate headquarters now evacuate

headquarters is no longer secure mason

stoker are enemy agents it's stoke or

face evacuate now harley meet at

alternate post 14.

what

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harley harley

transmission's dead

singe stoker's just one of harley's

whiskers he's gonna be sans squid sushi

uh a serene monastery instead of a

sanctum

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we find a w*r room how ironic

hurt them to the tunnel entrance

the compound is breached evacuation bm14

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a rat well i'll be able to talk his

posterior here's a token of my true

feelings muppet mice

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on her way to a reunion with her old

boyfriend oh why stoker you have changed

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going somewhere

harley stoker

i know that mind of yours it's too

stubborn to get brainwashed harley

harley

is

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allowing the enemy to escape his trees

and mouse maybe another session with the

mind-bender beam would rekindle your

sputtering patriotism you see that's why

rats are second-class vermin they think

with their tails freedom fighter bikes

are equipped with tracking transceivers

our little runaway will lead us directly

to the rest of the resistance and then

we'll destroy them all

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so did harley them to you i gotta put

this story on hold charlie girl

i'm using precious air and we got a ways

to climb yet

losing my grip on the situation not me

bros i'm the rocky califito rock

climbing spartacus is

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[Applause]

for mars

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