03x10 - Where No Mouse Has Gone Before

[bunniefuu]

red planet ultimate road warrior is

pumped primed and ready to save the

universe once again and once again mr

low self-esteem's bros could use some

hip boots

booze scoop it out

the juice lid from a 71 harley it's

priceless oh man that's the holy grail

of gas caps it's from an abandoned

junkyard loaded with bike parts

he even saw the fork from

from a 62 electric glide get out of town

he's the sistine chapel of choppers

crazy pilgrimage time bros let's rock

and rummage

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where's my plutokian flag you

petroliferous poppy jay

oh here boys

is they gonna have clowns at this party

oh i just love the balloon hats

it's a political party you can nola

every four years havarti party delegates

hold a rigged election on pluto to

re-elect high chairman camembert and to

lavish him with shamelessly toady

suck-up gifts

by the way you didn't pick up my present

for camembert correct yeah i guess what

you said boss a nice big piece of lamb

you look precious

i said a nice piece of land not lamb

land land

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uncle

god

yes your quesadilla i'm late for the

convention and i have no geographical

gift for the chairman of all our real

estate acquisitions were transported to

blue dog during last week's gala fiesta

de

foreclosures course for this um newly

acquired

junkyard oh good good good that'll be

fine

are you insane delegates will present in

reservoirs high rises of power plants i

can't bring him a junkyard

i'm afraid it's all we have your

salaciousness oh

oh lord camembert will make plutocan

paella out of me for

this oh very well transport it

awesome ah a mother load of mint biker

parts

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anyone smell a truckload of armpits hey

bros that's red tower the empire state

building of mars but the blue tarkan's

cop that years ago

bingo

mama we're on blue dark

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rice

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so

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oh

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we're on plutarch oh man just what kind

of junkyard did you bring us to i don't

know even i couldn't have got us that

lost

somehow we got transported here and we

better find a shortcut home pronto yeah

we're not exactly going to be pluto's

choice for tourists of the year come on

bros let's rock and

and

but we just tuned them they ought to be

purring like a tiger

this ransom through target atmosphere's

eating away our wiring wait a second

are you telling me we're stranded on an

enemy planet with no way back bikes that

don't work and odds of 10 billion to one

pretty much

turtle's eating your heart out

ted carpel here at the plutarkinton fish

community center for the opening

festivities of the havarti party

convention from around the galaxy

delegates wearing the colorful native

garb of their exploited planets meet at

this quadrennial mockery of democracy to

re-elect high chairman camembert

wow it's just like the village people

reunion but it stinks even worse

you're late

i gratuitously apologize you're this way

one pinworm parfait

limburger i've got an important job for

you

anything your

magnitude i want you to run against me

for the chairmanship

party procedures mandate an opponent as

my most incompetent underling i know

you'll lose in grand style

but but your lordship your opponents

historically have inexplicably

disappeared i'd never to be seen again

rumor and innuendo limburger

you'll make a fine sacrifice

candidate i'll nominate you today

but your eminence i the honor is too

great for such as i i

yeah

i'm sushi

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this blast steel wire's just the ticket

yeah now we just scoot our little

booties on back to our bikes without

being seen

oh stay cool

oh look dad seven foot mice

no son those are conventioneers in their

authentic native garb uh you find fisher

delegates from ours right uh

yeah

what you said allow me to welcome you

with a heartfelt plutarchy and greeting

man play along bro ready

shake to cheek come on do it you gotta

pity step up her butt okay

cheek to cheek and gosh i can't do it i

just can't

i'm 100 green-blooded marshmallows not

some fish

what

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too many fish to fry bros hightail back

to your bikes

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oh

wire hooked in ditto in the usual

record-setting time

let's ride cause we got no time to

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and now my pitiful puppets having

accepted your nomination

i will in the grandest corruption of

plutarch in politics announce my

ill-fated opponent

lawrence

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oh heart

blew target

an announcement delegate lawrence

limberger's gift to high chairman kamen

bear is a junk yard

none other than the most notorious pains

in the rear of the blutakian domination

the brighter mice from mars

targets to delegate limburger for this

most

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your chair

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what's this no mint on our pillow oh

mama looks like they got a different

kind of mouse warming in mind

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[Applause]

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you can just forget about a tip

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topping the news lawrence limberger is

the new surprise front-runner in the

race for chairman yeah sure why not i

mean he's no good low-down unprincipled

greedy scuzz bag come on he's got

politician written all over him oh man

hamburger hi chairman ah can we help ah

it's the question on the gills of every

plutarchian

will lawrence limburger be our next

democratically elected dictator

oh i think not

miss tower towel send in gene gordon

guppy

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hey what's up feta fanny doing here well

hopefully 15 to 20.

good morning my practically posthumous

pests well if it isn't the original pork

barrel himself how droll

well i know your time is

rather short so i'll be brief i thought

a photo up with my notorious captives on

the front pages of the herring examiner

might help sway the undecided vote oh

come join me warden always a splendid

idea to solidify the support of law

enforcement

back one more step hey bros let's show

them our good sides

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what are you doing oh we're taking some

time off for good behavior

not now you think about it

let's jailhouse

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oh that don't feel too bad puffer puss

this is where lots of politicians end up

anyway

well bros time for a little journeyman

tail whipping

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secured in the ammunition dumpster a*mo

dump oh now we're talking opportunity

now let's hustle off of this fish

forsaken island

oh you know throttles you just have no

flare for these last stands

i'll

ask you my fellow fish is this the

leadership plutarch needs

limburger has never defeated these

mice his pathetic record of

unachievement proves that he's a

bleeding guild liberal and soft on the

earth oh i'm afraid your dairy rich

despicableness today's poll shows you're

running three points behind camabear's

dog oh fox and my demon ambition if lord

cameron bear wins this election he'll

have me fitted for cement tail fins or

worse i mean i'll be conveyed to some

deserted remote outpost like

euro disney if i may suggest your creamy

god liberacity we need something

apocalyptically spectacular to counter

attack these troublesome tidbits of

truth hmm

yes yes spectacular

how come

schedule an address to the convention

immediately

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oh man took all day to cross that

oversized septic tank well it's time to

find a transporter and check out a hotel

plutarch if you know what i'm saying

hang on bros

showtime and to prove that i am not in

fact soft on earth as my opponent

alleges i make the following campaign

pledge

on the day after you elect me high

chairman i will launch the brutakian

armada to reduce earth to rubble and

immediate shipment to brutal

mama here today blown up tomorrow the

final vote is now being tallied it's too

close to call with one planet left to

vote fellow plutonians we of the great

fish nebula in pisces the fish ladder

paradise home of the dancing maggots

cast all our votes for the next high

chairman of bluton lawrence octavius

limburger

thank you

thank you

i will not disappoint

as of tomorrow planet earth

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and so

as your high chairman commander-in-chief

and god-like object of reverence i will

personally lead the protagonist's

glorious mission to obliterate planet

earth

hail plutoc

hail stinkfish and hail most of all me

your beloved leader

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excuse me

chairman according to defense department

figures ex-chairman kamen bear

misappropriated as an embezzled all of

blutox military funds there's no money

for the invasion

but i promise planetary destruction i

mean they'll string me up by me lateral

lines if i don't deliver

um perhaps you can finance the invasion

with your own personal funds to be uh

repaid later when it's your turn to

misappropriate the budget

my

personal funds oh

oh yes yes yes that's all right all

right

20 billion gold gills oh

oh grease bit take this overdraft to the

defense department right away boys

and check it carefully to make sure it

is deposited into the correct font

and so

dear citizens with malice toward all and

charity to

only seconds to lift off bros

that much time i told you we could have

paused for lunch

oh fast break

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then he pulls up for the jumper

he shoots

and hits the three

auto

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and blows him away

no harm no foul

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stretch the envelope a little bit too

much this time bros

well moto hadn't stopped at the little

boys room back there hey hey my

grapefruit mama always said never pass

up a pit stop when you're rocking down

the road gotta shift gears bros let's

bag that baby

oh man

styling mice like us cruising the

galaxies in a stench carrier ah i'd

rather be caught driving a hugo

let's rock

and rocket

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hey big fella how are you coming on

jerry rigging up our battle pieces doing

just fine my mom always said only real

mice know how to sew break fisher

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oh take me to your little stench carrier

approaching through my support yep

typical

battle stations vanquish those vermin to

the vast faction of space oh which one's

the battle station boss huh i'm just

getting menudo music

ten to one odds that's too cool man the

space splatters bros

peggy becker bombshell 11 19.

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activating transporter beam back to blue

dark

seven down three to go bottom of the

ninth vincent on your flank this tells

private property trespassers will gladly

be prosecuted

they back off you tailgating tuna or

you'll rear in something

one left and it's all mine

my armada my dreams of glory

oh the vermin space spider is now on a

collision course you grilled cheesy man

oh man it's been way too long since i

played a good round of space chicken

the grand canyon

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address me as lord high chairman yeah

flatulent flatworm correction you may

address me as lord high chairman you've

been imposed limburger imposed but

but how why

for draining of the defense treasury to

zero as lord kamen bear has so

patriotically pointed out

you bounced a 20 billion gold guild

check to the defense department

respect

but i chucked the check just like you

said boys

halfwit check the chuck trap the check

oh you oozing orangutan you insultable

idiot you lunica

your greasy

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ah don't worry boss but there's always

the lecture psychic

uh bro

just where exactly are you planning on

setting this bait bucket down well where

do we land all our spaceships

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