02x35 - What Smells Worse Than a Plutarkian Lawyer?

[bunniefuu]

this time bros

ugly as it is what's wrong with that

picture hey those p*stol packing pug

uglies belong to lindbergh meaning

something's a little ricker than usual

in the sewers today now we'll hold your

breaths bros we're dropping it

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got company baby

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gentlemen

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all set underneath the atomical power

plant all i got to do is vacuum out the

aluminum um linoleum

uranium i think

whatever

smokey the mouth says only you can

prevent nuclear disasters yeah let's

flush this filthy felon rose right down

the sewer train

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attacks used attacks

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we got some flotsam in front and

gentlemen back i thought she scattered

my spirits in the middle

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find your voice

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so

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right

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but then he can maybe not let's rock and

sail with some tails

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it is

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not this you biker fever i'm sorry

grease puddle my appetite's for victory

not defeat

oh yes then i'll just vacuum those dust

bunnies in the forever neverland

one play left bros throw the long b*mb

and londling's my primary receivers

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to the end zone bros pronto

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excuse me

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touchdown all right now on to the

victory dance

speaking of victory oh lindbergh is

about to get the extra point boss how do

you

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inner minimum height now never mind you

squalid girly squirt the outcome is

distressingly clear now get off

uncle

have you overflowed

i've had it with us mystery and mice

carve uncle something has to be done

the odor is even more stifling than

usual

in fact it smells worse than

worse than ever

worse than a a blue donkey and lawyer

enough about them

lawyer what a splendidly slimy idea

if i can't fight those matted haired

heroes outside the law then i'm forced

to do it within the law

get me

counselor provolone

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as i live and gag

and might i say you reek worse than ever

every eye-watering vapor is a testament

to my extraordinary success limburger a

level of overripe prominence you'll

never achieve i'll argue that

let's get to the point of this case my

putrid petty fogger i assume you perused

carbuncles communique regarding those

martian mice

easy fix you poorish big bucket i'll

simply throw the book at them the book

you say

as in criminal conviction but those

rodents are annoyingly law-abiding

hooligans law abiding

everyone's a potential lawbreaker

some just need a little persuasive

guidance

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oh my this is the red zone citizens

arrest citizens of rest

look at what i got here my cerronees

yeah long let's blast this grease monkey

your bikes were found parked in a red

zone in a blatant disregard for traffic

laws and therefore have been legally

impunded

why thank you oh and please direct any

questions you might have to the city

impounds newly appointed superintendent

lawrence limburger

pedestrian

we just got a couple of questions for

superintendent limberger yeah funeral

home preference next i can as i always

tell the judge i beg to differ

greasepit let him have it used

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oh man this kind of thing could really

tarnish a fellow's hero status

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putting a lid on the situation with

style

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right there lube lips either you release

our bikes or we'll release you from them

with pleasure

attention all units please impound

vehicle encountering armed resistance

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looks like we're getting the chicago

blues bros

hey officers top of the morning to ya

what's up

and so your honor without argument we

must i repeat must observe the parking

ordinances of this great city called um

this memorable city known as uh

chicago many thanks mr lafferty

today it's a red zone tomorrow it's

shaking down parking meters i object

leading the judge then on to accosting

public servants who dutifully intervene

objection

insinuating circumstances roaring past

toll booths unsupported testimonial

turning the youth of america into

annoying offensive leather-wearing

tough-talking easy riders i subject or

obstruct

oversustained

there is no debate

dispute

or discussion about it

no order in the court

these bikers parked in a red zone and

those are clearly guilty therefore the

defendants will pay a fine of 300

dollars

somebody please

oh

your honor we don't have that kind of

money it's just us and our bikes

very well

bailiff retain their motorcycles and

then pot until the fine is painted

no no

no

i'll complain i'll repeal we was framed

i'll take it to the extreme court this

was all uncircumscribed evidence

i'll have yes there corpus i'll easy bro

easy yeah yeah chill vincent the judge

made a decision and we're gonna abide by

yeah yeah in the meantime bros we

sincerely gotta find us some money well

yeah cause

cause there's no way i can handle this

does that change anyone

i kind of like it mass transit mice from

mars

with those martian motorcycles impounded

in limburger plaza and there's more

roading mice now equipped i can

concentrate on delivering that promised

load of uranium to protect right right

i'm off the clock so who gives a rat's

head he plays unum qed limburger

in other words

here is the bill

um

slightly inflated don't you think

similar to your head and ego if you're

cash poor you ponderous plutakian

embarrassment you're going to sign over

limburger tower to me a branch office in

this prestigious area might not be a bad

idea i'd rather fry first that would be

good too

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now listen carefully my dear greasepit

i want you to sneak into the atomic

power plant and plug this device into

the nuclear power generator

got you boys

once done

you simply push the green button

not the red button the green button is

that abundantly clear that's sure thing

boss

um

green button excellent

carbuncle assures me this will simulate

a nuclear meltdown public panic shall

ensue then with a city in turmoil i

shall generously volunteer the services

of limburg industries to remove the

dangerous uranium

remove it

all the way to plutarch

hmm now

get moving you blubbery buffoon and

avoid pushing the red button lest you

start an actual nuclear meltdown

now let's see red or green which is

which

the boss said um um

i'll do this one yeah yeah everything is

hunky-dory

so now what recheck the job

opportunities you know we have no useful

job skills except for being martian

macho mice there's only one thing to do

right

let's watch the ball game

we interrupt for this special news

report so this is the latest on the

unexplained accident at the lark park

nuclear power plant which is just

minutes away from a complete radioactive

meltdown meltdown whoa bright lights no

city and lots of hot real estate

with the nuclear meltdown imminent mayor

weekly has ordered the evacuation of the

entire city we can't just stand here and

do nothing check i mean we are heroes

after all bikes or no bikes right

where is that bus schedule guys

all right give me a hand here but you

heard chicago's a microwave oven set on

high i know i know you're gonna need

these to stop it

whoa

sweetheart

well thanks to some shield plates from

your spaceship they're b*llet b*mb and

radiation proof patent pending of course

oh i got dibs on this one suit up bros

let's rock

hunker down bros we got us a little

pre-nuclear disaster cramming to do

a real meltdown

the high chairman specifically ordered

one contained back uranium not two not

ten and positively not an entire

contaminated city

it can be so neurotic at times

uh pardon me your oven baked

uh but uh should we not um

evacuate

what does it matter

i'm fish fin flambe in any case join me

my loyal degenerates in viewing the

final moments of my fading glory

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oh that this two two solid flesh would

melt

thaw

and resolve itself into a duel

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kind of artistic eh

whoa syndrome city pressure cook

my guess is the fuel rods are stuck

they'll have to be pulled up manually

before this whole place melts yes yes

you're guessing give me that book

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okay i guess your guess is as good as

mine

well let's just hope the warranty on

these suits doesn't expire before we do

meltdown in 15 seconds

are you sure your friends can handle it

hey they trashed your kidnappers a while

back they can handle anything

although that's when they had their

bikes which by the way are now sitting

in city impound on a bogus charge really

well if they can handle this i can

certainly handle that

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well done

now let's just see about those bikes

good night stinky blue

my gaseous fragrance

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alas poor mr limburg i knowed his smell

ah

listen uh doc if it's all the same to

you i'd just assume take you up on that

evacuation idea

deceive oh

it would appear that a nuclear winter

has been avoided your fat foot your

business

it has no kidding

oh

well then let us return posthaste to my

original plan to steal the uranium for

blue talk oh boys

we got three little problems them toothy

tailbacks is back

oh really

then we'll just have to stop them in

their little mouse tracks won't we

ready vincent du process let's win now

then let's do some liberating

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this harmless piece of paper is simply a

court order requiring me to release the

impounded motorcycles

watch

no

no no no no don't let those vengeful

voles take their vehicles

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hey little darlings

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well my work is done limburger i demand

payment in full now you slippery scale

shyster you failed i'll pay you nothing

zip now

get out

okay you greedy guppy you win here's the

d to my tower land excluded get paid in

full goodbye oh

no you don't

meet your terms exactly no no i don't

accept it nice to go quick sweet

calamari tough tootsies

time for closing arguments bros yep

right to the point

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your honors the defense rests

at least till next time yeah now let's

get back to the garage and take off

these itchy tin suits i heard that buddy

but first

i've been waiting all day to say this

let's rock

uh g council later provolone

did you think i could file for

job-related stress

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so

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