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02x34 - Modo Hangs It Up

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x34 - Modo Hangs It Up

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are we quite ready carbuncle

yes your two percent butterfatness my

ultrasonic insect tone generator is

poised to rouse every stinkbug

silverfish

spider in chicago

delicious

the good citizens will flee for the

hills screaming and chicago at long last

shall be mine for the taking

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come on there's lots more where that

came from

uh

where exactly did this come from well

what do you think

uh

i'm thinking we seriously need a dog

hey hey hey no guts no glory i'm so

hungry i could eat a whoa hmm maybe i

added too many vitamins but

they brought the roadies

hey you picking that up in your antennas

bros definitely some bad vibes in this

town you can bet that means blamburger

hey bros

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appendage friends are infesting the

entire city soon chicago will be

oh drag it's those reprobate roses

deploy our nuisance net post taste oh

yes your i can't believe it's your

are business manners i'm certain our

verminous visitors would appreciate some

stimulating company

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for mars

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so

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oh

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guys i got a feeling those bees are

packing heat fuel mixtures to super rich

smoke them now

hey you hear that bros 300 tiny fender

benders you know they just don't make

this villain equipment like they used to

uh excuse me i got to see a man about a

hive

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what

you know for a fish he sure can't run

bad biker bro say battling bird from

buzzing bugs film at 11.

now let's go finish that power breakfast

i whipped up

what do you say we eat out

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duh sorry boss some of these stinkies is

in pretty deep

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is that you

that is my infernally infuriating older

sister latoya quick i tell her i'm

someone else's rear end i see you

driving raws oh

oh

will you please stop calling me that

unfortunate childhood nickname i hardly

ever have that problem anymore now what

do you want well first off drippy

drawers as your older sister i demand

the mandatory courtesy of the

traditional protagonian greeting oh

latoya you don't understand it in the

name of sibling superiority

oh

galaxies

it's a time for my bi-annual trip to the

plutarchy and fat farm i do so want to

get there before all the good fats gone

a while away i need you to babysit my

little darling your nephew marshall

sure you're not serious marshall the

monster the plague of plutoc the demon

hatchling i knew you'd be thrilled well

it's off the waddling i go

my my my aren't we getting to be a big

fish

oh

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can the corn uncle cheese ball

where's the guppy getting the action on

this cesspool planet crazy will you

please find a way to keep this

mephistopheles miner busy without

actually k*lling him

i'll be in the laboratory

oh

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this is a working model of my heat ray

it will magnify the sun's rays a hundred

fold thus heating the atmosphere to

unbearable levels and forcing the

citizens to evacuate oh please not

another evacuation plan not just

evacuation your dairy rich goodness

excavation

you see once the city is emptied the ray

also contains a conveniently sinister

little nuclear device set to detonate

when the temperature reaches exactly 150

degrees

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the city will shatter into handy

bite-sized chunks ready for shipment to

protect very impressive doctor how

quickly can it reach operational status

it's being constructed as we speak

disguised as a 14-story parking garage

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could be handy for frying girl scouts

exemplary initiative my dear carb uncle

does your device perchance come equipped

with a handy built-in mouse evaporator

um

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why of course the tripod you see carb

uncle you pick out one leg and the other

two crumble uh

you're suggesting we uh kick the mice in

their legs your putrid parmesan no

i'm saying that if we merely take out

one of them their whole rat pack will

collapse like a house of cards

but which one

i need to find some weakness some rodent

achilles heel

but of course

how sweet

children

hey hey what's with that heavy metal

chorus oh it's been going on for days

they're building a new parking structure

down the block

hell well and guess who seems to be in

charge bros grease bit oh great what's

that lubricated lug nut up to yeah good

question say bros how about we go

reserve a parking space

okay you scoot mr lip blanket don't want

no goofing off

hey where's my daddy in the roadster

i will be glad to help punch you out god

gee guys the mouse's want to help out i

say we take your hammers and nail them

from the top

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[Applause]

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but we just hate cheese

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oh

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please save the thanks the applause the

expensive gifts

oh man i gotta get this kid to a

hospital

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you may see the patient now

kid it's me can you hear me son can you

talk

god

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i'm so

i'm so sorry i

i didn't mean to

excuse me

i'll be back little bro

i promise

this dumb thing's making me sweat and

this hospital count itches my butt now

fork over those plutarchy and roller

fins you promised me for this crummy job

uncle tubby oh cute

all in good time my boy

oh i must insist you wear the mask while

you're on earth those annoying mammals

don't react well to green things

carbuncle is the parking structure

finished yet oh yes your evil

is transporting the hebrew

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position you gotta let it go big fella

yeah easy for you to say

i'm the one who hurt a poor little kid

yeah whoa whoa hold up bros

they well well that isn't the goon

platoon yeah you know i'd like to give

myself a little look-see at whatever

they're hauling it's time to rock

you uh

coming what

oh not sure

that's rock and

whatever

oh man

oh no that mouse is at the beginning of

my existence

you know this is just plain road yeah i

guess he needs a little finishing school

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them objects in the mirror may be closer

than they are

but always remember to check both

mirrors

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oh

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coming up

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oh man

like it's not already hard enough for a

martian to get insurance

thanks for the help bro

okay

time for some payback let's finish off

that walking grace state i think

i think you can count me out hey you

can't just what are you talking about

didn't you see

i froze i almost got you guys k*lled

just now

after what happened to that kid moto i

told you bro it's not your fault look

i just can't risk putting my bros in

danger again i'm no good to anybody this

way you'll be better off without me

ah i'll wait in your command to activate

the hebrew process

well then let us proceed

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there's trouble with a capital l yeah

like in limburger

let's rock

and

just sounds wrong without the big fella

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it's the remainder of those relentless

rodent roadsters i had hoped that the

loss of their comrade would precipitate

an early retirement

silly me oh not to worry your saturated

fattiness yoho dripping drawers

attention to the words roller fins ring

a bell

you were saying dr carbuncle uh uh yes

just that the garage is still tight oh

yeah

now

how do i get my roll of pins huh i don't

like the way that door opened bro i get

the feeling we're expected unfortunately

i anticipated intruders and have taken

certain a precaution

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man these parking regulations are tough

marvelous car bunkers simply marvelous

and remember your contented cowniss when

the temperature reaches 150 degrees both

the mice and chicago it will be blown

sky-high

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hey there how's

he where's my little bud

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oh limburger

if he hurts that kid i want those roller

fans and i want them now or else you fat

welcher my dear nefarious nephew perhaps

you fail to comprehend that unless you

bought this craft at once you will be

atomized into nuclear dust the fact i'm

almost certain my sister will hold

against me but you promised you promised

yes but you must realize i never had

even the slightest intention of paying

off now you'll be sorry

very very sorry

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if stinkfish has harmed that sweet kid

hey red face

looking for me

hey

hey little blood you're okay

and

you can walk first place i'm not your

bud you halfwit hamster

second

i'm not even human

you're

plutarch

no kidding look you've been duped doofus

by my uncle old chubby cheese chips he's

got your friends trapped in that parking

garage right now when the market's 150

they're toast

why that rotten stinking now you got it

bean brain now excuse me i gotta go warm

up the transporter just in case you

totally blow it i gotta get to that

parking garage

oh no use the turkey and glass steel it

won't cut

yeah and it's too heavy to lift

i'm afraid we're in real hot water this

time vincent

any little thing i can do for you bros

oh i don't suppose you brought a fourth

for pinochle did you afraid not well

then uh i guess just bust us out of here

yeah sometime real soon anything to

please

escape 87b

go

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oh

thanks bro it's good to have you back

yeah we missed you

uh in a macho sort of way yeah right now

how about frying that heat ray

yeah i've just been dying to say this

again

a one and a two and let's rock

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what

oh no

that's really vitamin c back together

g*ons eradicate them keep them busy i'll

get the mirrors

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you mean hot air don't you vincent

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i've got that mingy mouse in my sights

now

come to papa baby

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oh no

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let's take this sucker out

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too cool man

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ever

well

you can lead a fish to water

i hate these family visits

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