02x33 - Cycle Centaurs

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all right yous g*ons this better beat

the water in power department then last

six places we come up to still pretty

peeved about their floors

whiners

yeah

here's where chicago's gonna fork over

some free water for the boss's new

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my eyes everything's gone black

that our best entrance ever or what

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ah time bros whip tail humiliate grease

pit

still got time for dinner great anyone

for a telling a bit much for my delicate

palate vincenzo how's about good old hot

dogs and root beer

better make that chinese cause use fur

ba*ls is gonna be chop chewy if we just

drew a bad fortune cookie

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foreign

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guy's a real comedian how to play vegas

yeah regular brand garrett

what do you say we give him a hand and

help him bring down the house

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guess he wants to take it for a spin

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okay about that snack how about howie's

hot dog rooftop tea dancing at shea

vincenzo say what

it was a joke

a joke

gross

bros

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mr limberger it weren't our fault

nobodies can

their nieces i must dispose of those

mangy mice before the opening of my new

waterslide park the uh why'd you care if

the mises gets our work long as they

pays to get in you dunderhead the

waterslide park is only a front

it has risen like a phoenix from the

ashes of cheesy land it'll be the

perfect cover for carbuncle's new acid

rain machine which requires tons of

water

what better excuse for piping in all

that city water without raising a lot of

herbs and questions than a water slide

park of course i was more than willing

to steal it and avoid the pesky

legalities but no

now

to protect it from the acid rain i'm

having the tower tented under the

pretext of

rodent control

oh the delicious irony of it all

but you're a complete imbecile why am i

telling all this to you you know i was

kind of wondering that myself

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just in time to see my acid rain

solution at work

you're quite certain it won't harm flesh

i don't want my henchmen dissolved

prematurely not to worry

allow me to demonstrate me pour it on me

baby

in the name of science

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once the acid makes mince meat of the

municipal metal i will generously

volunteer my street sweepers to siphon

up the debris

siphon it

yes a perfect plan if only it weren't

for those blasted by commerce my hapless

hired hands are so vehicularly

challenged they'll never stop those

rogue roads for foiling my plans all the

vast galaxies why is there no one who

could out biker the biker mice

uh now if i might be so bold your

imperial butter fattiness if we can't

hire better bikers why not build them my

dear doctor

i've absolutely no idea what you're

talking about

come on down to the giant grand opening

of the new slippery cheese water slide

park

this friday on the side of the historic

cheesy land

cheesy land hey that was flubber finn's

old theme parks hey didn't we bury that

place scale deep in lava i hope so we

buried something in lava wait a minute

limb burgers got a water slide and

grease pit was at the water works you

know bros i got me a sudden urge to ride

the rabbits

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excuse me bros i'm just curious here uh

you happen to see grease steam pulling a

robbery right smack dab in front of our

faces of course you know it's a trap

absolutely yeah

it's the most easy

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rose i think old grease gut is trying to

make a point

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watch it froze these puppies look sharp

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defense mode 32f now

let's nail that grease water you got it

cutting me is one thing but messing with

my bikes personal too late bros oil

slick's flowing the coop

so long mouseys

you know bros i gotta be a sneaking

feeling we've been set up but for what

no but first we better take care of

these wounds man if this leaves a scar

limburger's gonna be grilled cheese

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ah you see your protest gorgon solitude

my plan went perfectly

just what this doctor ordered

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that was your plan to scratch their

bikes

what next we ring their doorbell and run

your delectable dairyness you see by

extracting living cells from this mice

fur and combining them with the

molecules from their motorcycle metal

and finally mixing them together with a

few evil fingernail clippings of my very

own viola

the ultimate the most evil motorcycle

riders in all the universe have living

breathing rodent cycle sensors but you

may call them the psycho toss

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doctor are we quite ready to turn the

windy city into acid acres

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in the acid rain

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do

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i welcome you to slippery cheese park

the moldiest place on earth can the corn

feta face we want to know what slime

you're peddling this time oh gentlemen

i'm deeply hurt

slippery cheese waterslide park is

dedicated to providing good clean fun

and wholesome family values yeah well so

are the osmens but i wouldn't turn my

back on them either so maybe we'll just

take a little peek around for ourselves

i'll be my guest

in fact i'll even furnish you with your

own personal tour guides

who are they what are they why are they

making such a great entrance

gentlemen

with great pride and a plum may i

present the cycle tours

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you know something tells me these guys

aren't looking to be our new best

friends

get it

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how's about we let these clowns in on

some of our optional extras

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mama looks like they brought the deluxe

package

triple split jets

show these weekend riders how it's done

oh not bad for him just to top it all

off it would have to be rats too

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well

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oh there's more where that came from

bucko

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now

get

which way to the exit

we lost them

how'd they do that

must be a time space thing

or as einstein would put it

let's boogie

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you enjoyed the show dear boy because

now that i have the cycle tours to do my

bidding

you and the rest of my ever incompetent

g*ons

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oh well now i can run for that senate

seat like mom always wanted

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oh

man

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i'd like to see him walk out of that

kidding

i was just kidding

didn't anything stop him come on bros

let's rockin

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that place trashed our bikes

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you don't think they're uh better than

us hey hey hey

but

the storms are blowing fast whoa check

this out it's like some kind of acid

it's eaten away metal acid rain

so that's what the old stink cheese is

up to

hmm

doesn't seem to affect flesh

but we better put those fiberglass

battle shells on your bikes but you'll

be riding on nothing but tires and those

long heroic tails of yours

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uh previous job experience mr grease pit

before mr limboiter i worked for

skeletor

and then a swell guy named skull crusher

oh yeah

then i was a crash test dummy for a

while before moving on to diaper changer

for the smurfs mm-hmm i see any uh job

skills yeah uh does banging hedge count

not unless you got paid for it oh well

yeah um see

you see that brings up a real

interesting point uh boss didn't uh was

he the check show he's in the mail you

know kind of child labor uh we're

working for fox

hey this drizzle's got some sizzle

it's eating every hunk of metal in

chicago

hit it bros

not much time left before this whole

city dissolves man there's got to be a

way to take down those stinking cycle

tours i don't know we're riding new

ground here we've never been our bike

before yeah i heard of being one with

your bike but those freaks take it a bit

too literally vincent vincent that's it

that's our edge we can beat two of our

bikes

hey all right i gotcha like in two

places at one time yeah and that's cause

we can get off our bikes and those rat

freaks can't

let's rock

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that hole in the dome if i will get you

10 that acid rains coming right from

that fountain no problem let's blow it

away my dear cycle tours we seem to have

some gate crashers do annihilate them

won't you

i'll be brunching tar ever so

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look bros it's the rat pack why don't we

give them something to howl about

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oh yeah i guess i forgot to warn you

citizen

low bridge

come on

let's take that rat road hog out for a

little spin

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i'm nice sh**ting eight ball rat in the

side pocket

all right

let's rock and back slide

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hi

don't you just hate it when unexpected

visitors drop in

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you're on your own bike but

get out you mutant misfits destroy them

fumble them annihilate them

oh no no no no

no i wouldn't do that friends

unless you want to go from endangered

species too extinct rattus blown away us

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come back here you treasonous tricycles

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hey need some light

yeah

don't just lie there you stop for

subordinates get those vile goals

if we've been can't remember well

you're uncanned now move oh sure thing

boss but boys we've got to talk about

raises pension benefits silly hat day

what say we sizzle sting fish plasma

three blasts in a fountain

and those of us with teeth wants our own

dental plan and

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oh

definitely our best entrance ever and

now for the exit

let's run

and you know i understand the chair is

looking for an opening act

hmm guess not say

could you deliver a pizza in 30 minutes

or less

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