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02x32 - Vicious Cycles

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x32 - Vicious Cycles

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[Music]

dear grease bit allow me to explain

again

because this delightfully despicable

draining of our neighbor's oil deposits

is desperately behind schedule lord

kamen bear is unhappy now follow along

please because he is unhappy i am

unhappy and because i am unhappy yeah

dog food got it she sure didn't boss uh

i'll put this super sucker in the over

by the river right away

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oh

yo

another stifling career setback

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class must be out

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12 o'clock

eleven o'clock nine o'clock seven

o'clock

six o'clock do you know where your goon

is

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well you know what they say guys

oily tibet

you know i still don't feel quite right

yeah yeah kind of like uh unfulfilled

like something's missing hey

uh bros is he really dumb enough to

throw a grenade at an oil tank oh yeah

sure most definitely dumber than

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like your voice dirt mars

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right

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rocky mouse sh**t your shoots

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how to maim that plane

ah that'll keep old halibut hiding from

burning down the rest of the

neighborhood oh man

any he sounds hurt

no

no

what is it bro broken arm no

no man it's even worse

broken radio

perhaps some good news will ease the

stress your capriciousness

candy you know getting blown up always

makes me hungry i think my blood sugar

drops

hmm

my gages have detected a vast bowl of

oil

directly underneath downtown chicago

downtown

lusciously local of course drilling

there would have the unfortunate side

effect of undermining the ground beneath

the surrounding buildings possibly

toppling

one or two

then there's a tiny bonus to the oil we

can ship the table towers back too dark

commence drilling at once

now if i could only keep those r*pist

rock and roll rodents from ruining my

plan

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you know

the sad part is the confection machine

appears to be winning greece pitch will

you stop that infernal racket sorry boss

the candy machine just turned on me

don't be absurd machines can't simply

turn on you

you

why of course of course they can

it's too quiet

it's just way too quiet

i can't stand the silence here

i don't know this radio is pretty

trashed don't say that

it's gotta pull through

it's just gotta hey jill vincent

charlie's doing her best you don't

understand bro

all it picks up now is the all minuto

station

i need my radio i

how about i turn on my radio the sweet

georgie brown show is on yo um

psychedelic

now this is a rock blaster larry sitting

in for sweet georgie brown who's a bit

under the weather today shall we say

it's time for

rat master larry's boss giveaway game

it's a far out happening makes the

others look lame so beef happen gear and

never fear to give us a holler oh get

down on your bad self

be the kinchie first caller and bag this

prize of extraordinary size

hmm

for that mega boss sound everybody likes

three plow funk stereos for motorbikes

i had no idea i'd be that good wow

stereos man the absolute best the

stereos go to the first caller who

correctly answers this question who is

the most dreadfully annoying personality

in pop music our lines are open

madonna nope sorry

madonna nope sorry

madonna

hey you festering boyle on the backside

of humanity huh how'd you know it was me

i think it's the mousey's boss ah i see

we have our first caller

for the stereos who is the most annoying

personality in pop music well let me see

that'd be a tie between madonna

singers with a symbol for their name and

you we have a winner cool cats rap

master lario says come and get your

stereo

three beautiful blouse come to daddy

hold it bro big daddy might be cradling

three bombs are you saying baby's got a

full load

see no bombs

there's probably just a couple of g*ons

waiting for us outside or maybe even

closer mouseys i told you no bombs just

boobs

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oh yeah oil pan you and what brownie

truth

pardon me for asking the obvious

oh mama it's the entire goon army better

call in the special forces bros

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[Applause]

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hey

let go let go

please can you please if you insist

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time for the goon roping competition

bros

oh yeah real nice walls next time we

hide his dancing shoes

okay these wheels are ready to rock

now this is living

time to check the progress of our little

secret oil well next to the smears tower

greaselet is the well fully operational

ah success

oh man these stereos really blow it out

kick out the jam brothers and sisters

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looks like we're gonna have to put those

training wheels back on your bike vinny

it wasn't me bros it was hey hey we got

bigger problems looks like smears tower

just shifted into first let's run

and ride

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that tacky tower is brand new and look

who's there for the grand opening maybe

we're gonna jam but there's gonna be

citizen pancakes all over the street get

it

[Applause]

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that building sounds hollower than

grease pits not

hey

it never acted like a bronco

before yo little darling

come on darling

man these wheels have gone wacko fire

grappling lines

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the property values you know we're gonna

have charlie give these bikes a

shakedown yeah before they shake us down

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now we'll have to find another drilling

site luckily those medicine mice will

soon be neutralized when the motorcycles

are totally infected

doctor

i fear greasepit is incapable of

operating a toothpick let alone a siphon

perhaps a more mechanically inclined

supervillain would be an order ah yes i

have just the villain your cheesiness

meat

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bad news

looks like your bike's computer systems

picked up a virus from those something

for nothing stereos

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it's too late for that the damage is

already done to all the bikes it's

infected their whole system from this

virus chip

you're certain this is the ideal

location doctor it cost me a pretty

penny yes the underground stream from

the downtown oil pool flows directly

beneath this auto graveyard your royal

ripeness perfect then from here we can

drain every drop of precious petroleum

but first there is one tiny matter or

should i say three tiny matters to take

care of

oh

my mechanical minion

you can see the virus pattern here

the bikes they're gonna

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man what was that all about our bikes

trying to cream us it's that stink faces

virus has turned our own bikes against

us oh man we're warriors without wheels

we got to go after them bros fine but on

what well

i got some loner bikes but i don't think

great we'll take them uh

they're not exactly ideal for what

that's okay anything ain't nothing we

can't ride okay hot shots they're all

yours three hondo saki mad mozelle

scooters

no no way uh-uh forget it we'll take a

bus uh charlie don't you have anything

less um less

froof roo sorry my bike's being

overhauled guess we got no choice bros

hey no way no way am i gonna be seen on

anything that uncool now look vincent

what throttle even if we could catch up

to our bikes we don't know where they

went no problem i can use this virus

chip from vinnie's bike to set my cb the

scanner will track the identical radio

frequency from the other two stereos

just follow the beeps

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i'm so pleased dear doctor everything is

developing ever so delightfully

this way bros

[Laughter]

we want our bikes back tuna lips now

and while you're at it put chicago back

the way you found it oh dear i'm afraid

reparations are not really my department

perhaps you'd like to speak to our

complaint

manager the mechanic

yo tin man we've come for our wheels

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it's like dawn of the dead meets the

demolition derby

look out

so much for the scooters well think of

it as a mercy crush

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here have some meals on wheels

it still wants dessert

[Applause]

right this way bros

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eight ball in the side pocket

[Applause]

quick bros welder

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hey rusty butt haven't you got anything

better than those tinker toys

don't i think the answer would be yes

vincent oh my little darling who would

have thought

now what can't sh**t at her own bikes

we better do it before chicago becomes

the sinking second city time for a

little prompt busting parts got you back

in the saddle for a second

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look pal i'm about headed with you looks

like we're gonna be wasted by our own

wheels bros easy easy little monster

it's me it's all right

don't you remember me baby

i always spend your premium

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careful you don't catch a nasty virus

uh

doctor this isn't going all well

stop your master butter bonus i can

repair the mechanic with this virus

disinfectant what disinfector huh thanks

just the word i needed to hear

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[Applause]

give it back

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oh yeah

best seat in the universe chicago's

still going down for the count let's

waste that oil sucking sucker

now let's see if this baby works in

reverse

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doctor

i believe it's time to effect an

efficient escape

rose i think it's time to do a little

oil wildcatting ourselves let's rock

and take a shortcut

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home sweet skyscraper fortress what

good news rhyme mode you're about to

strike oil

oh don't worry boss i'll get the mouseys

charm

once again you have turned my life into

utter swill

how shall i ever repay you ah i'm just

happy to be of savings boys

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