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02x30 - So Life Like

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x30 - So Life Like

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oh i'll get a

ma'am every mother son to the rescue

which i get for the lady sunday reading

first that with me in the race bro now

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disagree

and now it's time for vainglorious

vinnie the ever victorious velocity

atrocity to pull in the prize

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well as my dear old grapefruit mama used

to say when the coin gets tough

brake tree

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well

that certainly was fun well at least i

could check on my main maniac the bike

at night see last sunday he was battling

that evil dragon snort blast and funny

you should mention snort blast bro yeah

why is that

cause

he's here

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from mars

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it's

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oh

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that belching butts and burner almost

torched our tail somebody want to clue

me in on what a comic strip dragon is

doing stomping around downtown chicago

anyway now we got to table that query

bro right now let's blast the morning

wrap here right back and get employment

hands

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this toad's tougher than a bunker of

plutarchy and glass steel

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city

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what's the matter wake up on the wrong

side of the fashion section pepper

breath

hey tough pup let's go frolic in the

autumn mist with a little help from my

bionic fist

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[Applause]

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muzzled his mammoth mug

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well there's something you don't see

every day it's vanished that bloated

bottom dwelling limburger's got to be

behind this whoa making cartoons come to

life oh that's pretty trippy i'll send

him a copy of like her beauties from

baltimore

i don't know bros if old cheese face can

really do this

it's definitely not a pretty picture

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the defeated dragon is deleted as

desired your cultured moldiness oh dear

why oh why does this always happen i

simply want you to employ your um

pattern configuration digitizer yes

quiet

your machine to turn a fictional comic

strip character into a city-smashing

mouse-roasting monster is that really

too much to ask

what i need is a truly different

specimen of villain

somebody highly intelligent and of

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but saddle course chicago savings on the

television the waste is naughtiest

haters nastiest ugliest cartoon bad guy

in the whole wild rust belt

he cracks me up i used to like him lots

better till they made him so darn

non-violent

will you turn off that

oh

sweet moment oh yes he'll do nicely very

nicely indeed

please invite the esteemed mr saddle saw

into our cognitive reality for the

little chap with you

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measure your boastful pre-baked into a

sort of soft green

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nation why i've been downright single

poured of all the

stuff

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more evil calculating a lot less

annoying

no

too unbelievable

too expensive

to remain

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oh

dance meister

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[Laughter]

now that shows a certain panache

carbuncle bring this virus to villains

to our little swallow

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what worm-ridden carcass would dare

spirit me from my catacombs

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and you would be death master

oh

oh yes yes of course mr death master is

it

at any rate i am lawrence limberger and

i have a proposition to offer both you

and mr saddle saw your death notice has

been graven in stone morton

yes i'm quite sure but perhaps i can

refocus your ire toward three biker mice

from moths otherwise annoyingly known as

the good guys i just hates the good guys

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my sentiments exactly

i wonder what the double double

cheeseburger sting sauce on the moldy

seed bun is gonna cook up next

order up bro looks like more visitors

from the cartoon zone

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i gotta get me one of them sticks vermin

the death master has come for your hides

this guy's a few cheese wedges short of

a wheel don't you think yeah and he

comes equipped with his own built-in

lightning hmm nice touch for a

pasty-faced patsy watch it you

curly-tailed berman that's my new

partner's reputation your best merchant

prepare yourselves for the cloak

caged by cartoonery well somebody please

call a parents action group

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57 56 55

54. adios varmints enjoy your walk

through the valley of the shadow of

death

a cursed mice

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i guess i would have made it too easy

anybody got a key huh like we ever use

them

well then i guess we need a plan quickly

would be nice yeah they'll be scraping

mouse pate out of this cage for the rest

of the week 25

24

you know maybe we should have stuck

around to make sure the good guys got

exploded those putress and algenones are

dwelling at death store

rest in peace i'll hear their last gasp

wherever i am

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brain 1615

clear oh oh oh oh

anytime bro oh this is so cool got it

hit it

shaving a haircut bang

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if that just ain't one of my favorite

sounds

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my nose does not run i bet you don't

dare

laugh it up there smiling that's a joke

because you probably don't do a lot of

laughing do you okay let's send these

characters back into whatever boob tube

they tumbled out of

of all this gangrenous the biker mice

live

your adult eyes upon the supreme power

of

death master

hear this wingless bats what you give it

i give it back

tenfold

nice timing bro couldn't have cut it any

closer myself

hooking crook number 41 hit it all right

i love this maneuver

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pestilence and calamity

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this is exactly why i hate the good guy

so much then implore your absurd

weaponry and raise the mouse mortality

rate by three it'll be my pleasure

yeah

right on schedule

this boat's bad things

in four three two one

go

why you mousetrap

we shall meet again like a mice in your

nightmares

well what i want to know is how do you

know that cage was going to come down

here

hey brother you just gotta watch more

tunes

shall i re-digitize them my bubbling

bully business no

they have failed miserably he raised

their visitors from your device dear

doctor

the agitas the scary comic monsters and

evil like cartoon villains can't tail

those mice okay who indeed who in the

name of all that's despicable can

finally best the biker mice who can

possibly

oh

of course one moment

change of plans digitize grease pizza

ragamuffin renderings at once

and combine the evil images of the

villainous mess a saddle sword and death

master oh and be sure to throw in a

little of that dragon snort blast to get

things really heated

so let up be written so let it be done

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oh this is shaping up quite nicely quite

nicely

[Laughter]

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the indeed lights are coming down grab

your popcorn yeah here come the main

attractions

let's rock

and roll

oh yes that's expected okey-dokey blue

cheese for brains looks like it's just

you and us yeah face to face like a mice

allow me to introduce you to another

breed of mice

my kind of mice

mean

in short everything an employer could

want whoa did we just step through the

looking glass looks like the fight of

the century bro us against

us

oh man if i look anything like him i'm

in for major depression no no no no no

isn't this nice

why don't you all just toddle on outside

and get to know the real yous

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oh man did i actually just say varmints

oh my

gentle mice

there is priceless equipment in this

laboratory if you please outside as i

requested we can deal destruction to

these pools anywhere we want no kid

something

now there's an edit wrinkle rest in

pieces

oh what's he doing splitting it bros

i'm starting to feel like last year's

model their weapons definitely run on

higher octane

i think limburger tossed everything into

their mix-up including our cart too many

friends from earlier

may i once again suggest that this is

really not the proper arena for such

energetic activity outside is much more

oh

okay bros cleveland heave number 78 hey

good call the old dividing car and all

we gotta do is live long enough to pull

it off

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this piece of doodle art was all my best

oh

don't be afraid

i'm not mean

i'm just

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it just can't be duplicated

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now don't count your caskets before they

buried your grimy leaper

because i ain't nowhere near dearly

departed

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oh please

you call that a punch

now this is a punch

no

stop bad news cousin you're fired

this a girl's got no sense of style does

this

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hey i'm not planning on paying a visit

just yet

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well now that our sinister sides have

gone to that great syndicated channel in

the sky

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why is it doing that i'll let you

quickly push it out the window

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real gentlemen

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well well slam your eyeballs against

this bros

oh i say that is that you biker mice oh

please could you see your way clear to

lend a little assistance

i'd say quality television viewing is

taking a big leap backwards

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that's all sticky

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