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02x25 - Seeds of Victory

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x25 - Seeds of Victory

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my dear grease pip what seems to be the

problem now

well they're saying that this is an

ecological preservative boss and that

will have to run over them to dig up the

place

really

tempting

but i suppose we'd better not oh well

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yeah that means we've come to take you

out yes

unfortunately for you however your pure

penchant for overly dramatic entrances

has proved to be your downfall biker

mice you see i anticipated that your

overblown heroic instincts would choose

that hill as a vantage point from which

to taunt the villain namely myself

accordingly i took the simple precaution

of filling it with dynamite huh

it's on little guys farewell biker

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mice remarks

mars

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uh

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do try to land on something sharp won't

you

my wheels have been hammered i'm cool my

jets are full of mud

weapon systems inoperative oh man

libraries made things a bit too

interesting this time yep only one way

to play this one then down and dirty

oh

delightful

reminiscent of the graceless diving

splash of the plutakian swarovsks back

home

now i may return my attention to the

wonders of nature

carp uncle

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as it happens this marshland is the last

remaining breeding ground of the indigo

star butterfly

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after our work today this colorful

creature will regrettably be rendered

extinct

but being civic-minded i'll preserve it

for posterity

add it to my personal museum would you

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stations

they spoil the rise of those g*ons

[Music]

still got my laser still armed and

deeper and still the coolest there ever

was

um

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you spiker bunnies ain't one yet maybe

not gluteus grissoms but you're about to

get

i think i'll just leave my uh calling

card

sayonara suckers

[Music]

oh boy

that's a grunge record even for you guys

what are you boys been doing beating up

g*ons impressing the ladies saving the

world nothing unusual what's for lunch

maybe i should try hanging around

accountants for a while

the venusian singing flower

quite possibly the loveliest blossom in

the universe

all destroyed now of course along with

the rest of venus

8.7 million different species all

rendered extinct

how sad

how tragic

how immensely profitable

i did such beautiful work in my you

oh yes and then the lamborghini

resistors the martian

pink seed once it's stunning beauty

covered half the planet now

all have vanished save for this last

specimen truly

a plutarchian's legacy is measured in

what he does not leave behind

[Music]

that is the ship which was stolen by

those martian mice destroy it

[Applause]

what to the name of

[Music]

blast now that is one manly martian

mouse

yeah

i love this ship

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oh man this laser is totally we got to

replace the whole unit i think i can

save the radio though

you're the best charlie better not let

your old flame carbine hear you say that

hey the lady can perk her ears with the

best charlie but she's 23 million miles

away that's a tad out of even her range

well

you don't know women yeah you don't know

women

carbine

this is why i came it's a martian

squirrel bag

vital to the martian ecosystem

but this is one of the last ones left oh

the poor baby looks sick yeah

they survive off the martian pink seed

spreading its vital pollen to all

martian plants you know how it is that

one is tied to the other but the

plutarchians wipe the plants out so how

can we help

glad you asked muscle mouse

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so that's where limburger keeps his

museum huh

well there's one of his buildings we

never trashed hey some other detail good

thing too the last living examples of a

lot of species are in there what clued

you in on it broomfire spotted it while

he was limb burgers prisoner here in

chicago he's got a pink seed plant in

there all right

my dear dr carbuncle it would seem those

ever fixatious thurman have developed a

sudden interest in horticulture

kindly prepare the usual defenses the

plants all you need then hey give us two

seconds no uh you can't i haven't fixed

your weapon system yet sweetheart no

sweat yeah we smash in grab the plan

bail before the big cheese even knows

we're there just like in the hero's

handbook throttle wait

men they're the same everywhere

unfortunately

no problem but that's where you're wrong

i'm afraid there is going to be a very

large problem

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[Applause]

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a surprise anymore

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they're under attack

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look alive bros

[Music]

[Applause]

oh man i mean we got a bell got no

choice vincent we're sitting ducks here

and as my dear old grapefruit mama used

to say best to fight and run away and

then whip some tail another day

my forces failed to vaporize those back

upon vermin do you have a plan my

stilton smoothness

but of course my dear doctor hmm

it seems those humanoid hamsters are

definitely after the pink seed plant

very well then

the game is a foot

we have the bait all that is required

now is a suitably shrewd snare

according to the plutakin high command

this is useful information indeed

uncle

summon the supervillain

electromagnet

oh yeah baby it's great to see you back

in top four that's right weapons test

beautification

oh poor thing i think it's feeling worse

it needs the pink seat and fast we're a

throttle in the guides oh

i think they're on their way

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honey i'm home

loaded locked and ready to rock where's

carbine hey you three motorcycle mouse

hunks be ready in two seconds take your

time baby

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oh sensors indicate that the stalker

ship is inside that ever bothersome last

chance garage your fetid fetterness

naturally those wretched rodents had no

other place to house a woman warrior if

only i dare to destroy that hovel once

and for all how well

cowardice is the better part

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[Applause]

there is

you want me to obliterate you and endure

yet another experiment in failure oh

no need dear boy

i have a feeling the biker mice will

soon cease to be an obstacle

all we need is something they cannot do

without

yes

this ship will fill the bill

splendidly electromagnet

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hang back ladies guard our rears you

lucky things you

battle mode bros be ready for anything

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huh

hey what is this a ghost town where the

g*ns yeah we were ready for anything but

we weren't ready for nothing come on

take a shot

well there it is bros

yeah but this was too easy no g*ons no

fighting no fun

burgers up to something rank all right

you guys check it out

i don't get it why would linger let him

blast in and not do anything good

question that plutarchy and rot fish

knows as soon as i get that plant i'll

take it back to mars and

oh no

guys back to the last chance prado

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oh no

but yes you bombastic biker mice you may

possess your precious plant

but i have your spaceship

oh no

without that's precisely you now have no

possible way to get the pink sea plant

to mars but i am as ever

a reasonable fish

always willing to make a deal

permit me to propose a trade biker mice

i'll turn this ship over to your female

cohorts if you turn

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[Applause]

[Laughter]

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you have three hours

that stinking slap is smelt i knew this

was all too easy we blitzed right he

fakes left that cheese right has been

predicting our every move

the uh do you think that the mice will

give themselves up my dear dimwitted

drip pan i seriously doubt it they'll

probably attack they do want this ship

after all

but a strong defense

combined with electromagnets and

estimable powers should result in their

quick and well-deserved destruction

oh poor little guy don't look like

you'll be lasting much longer yes he

will i think we can spare one seed from

this plant

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little fella's perking up oh my goodness

yeah

but if we don't get the pink seed plant

to mars

the others won't be so lucky well

that's it then yep gotta turn ourselves

over what

are you crazy that cheese ball will

eliminate you ah sweetheart it's all

part of being a hero yeah we're not

gonna let a whole species get wiped out

on the count of us wait a minute why not

attack oh the big cheese is plenty ready

for that yeah lose us in the ship boat

hold on aren't there any other ways in

hmm

hey

i know the sores they run right under

the building uh lindbergh will have

guards in there not if they're

distracted there's a thought a double

fake he did it to us we do it to him oh

yeah

music to my oversized ears that is why

she is a general let's whip tail

whoa

dark in here kind of like the inside of

vinnie's head we can't risk a light but

fuzzy here can see in the dark he'll

guide us

man i heard his stinky assignments but

this one really reeks

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kindly wipe them out would you please at

once your wreaking be happening

[Music]

that's more like it good to see the

place back to normal kick it bros let's

rock

[Music]

well

how annoyingly typical

hmm those availables have breached a

perimeter

no stay there this operation is too

important to let you screw it up

gee just because i stopped up the toilet

i never sees no action

hey grease stain if you're looking for

action

you just gotta

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yeah we're taking that and we're

taking you with me

but i don't think so my dear mice it

would appear that you have entirely the

wrong grasp of the situation

you have not trapped me

oh no no no no no no no no

in fact it is i who have entrapped you

and meet an old friend

electromagnet

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how utterly enjoyable

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hey

hang in there handsome

time to toss a wrench in the works

[Music]

all right

back in the saddle again

what no

not in here

she's absconding with a ship

water attempts

stop her

sorry colonel butt i'm outta here

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well we did it bros

true to form save the day and to entire

species of wildlife yep

and so you know what that means you bet

you sure do what lunch oh honestly

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just like old cold water

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