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02x17 - Villain of the Year

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x17 - Villain of the Year

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my dear guests welcome to limburger

plaza tonight we honor the cat of all

cads the top scoundrel in the universe

who will be named the villain of the

year

i have additional preparations to attend

to my nefarious nimrods until later

the time has come my misery loving

mutant to implement operation snare

[Applause]

hey kind of festive for old mullet mouth

well our invitations obviously got lost

in the mail yeah but i'm more interested

in who's on the guest list

i consider that a personal invite laser

engraved

let's party

that's right you feckless furballs

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hey we can't ignore flashing lights on a

school bus bro innocent children could

get hurt

what is this

innocent children yeah right how about

innocently gullible biker chumps from

mars

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so

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oh

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just dripping with honey

my many fortuitous guests shall

unquestionably treasure my singing debut

for years to come

ladies and gentlemen and etc welcome to

the 23rd annual villain of the year

award show and now your master of

ceremonies for this special evening mr

lawrence limberger

please please you're too kind

here's something sure to sue the savage

beast in all of us or next to us hmm as

the case may be

i call it

chicago chicago that topple in town

moving right along allow me to introduce

the first ever several nominees this

evening the team of monster ella and

gorgonzola

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all right you g*ons start rigging up

that moolah ooh lovely lovely money

sorry you ugly creepazoids there's a

substantial penalty for ill*gal

withdrawal and you're looking at it

gracious how intimidatingly infused with

machismo are you impressed corgi

not sold you noticed trello let's stomp

them

[Applause]

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looks like our problem's getting bigger

than we thought oh mama

hey you mice check out these amazing

pizza strengths

and keep them busy moto and i'll take

them from above

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footwear

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oh man when these jokers take a stroll

through downtown they mean business so

let's give them a warm civic welcome now

yes direct hit yeah that should put a

cramp in their style uh throttle

we do beg your pardon but does this hunk

of junk belong to you

[Laughter]

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hey i thought you mad pajamas we're

gonna take them down and we hit them

with our best shot and even rock them

which means we better roll

these babies have limburger stink all

over them we need to find us some

answers and i know just where to ask the

questions how to too disappointing the

mice are turning tail

they must have a flea problem

[Applause]

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but what is an award show without an

award let's take a peek at what the

winner shall receive

an exotic aggregation of imported

weaponry and expl*sives from throughout

the galaxy only someone worthy of the

title villain of the year merits such a

stalwart cash but oh there's more

much much more

as a special surprise bonus i bring you

the biker mice from mars

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something tells me we won't be

collecting dust in any trophy case

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please please my comrades in chaos

because the time has come to meet our

next nominee of that reputed alien

brother of elvis evil eye weevil

wasn't that great

how's my hair perfect and i'm still in

one piece

oh and yes hi i need more coffee fyi

could you fill out my driver's license

renewal and the invitations to jen mike

and morgan's birthday as in b day

parties excellent oh and love while

you're at lunch pick up an anniversary

gift for kathy excellent oh and yes tell

bob if he doesn't get here on time up

take this job and shove it

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your hostility ray appears to be

deliciously effective but i inquire how

long the effect will last only a couple

minutes well that's all it takes for a

major fight right

oh are you sure you guys don't want to

try it

the thought of it just makes us sick

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yeah

oh that's right i forgot you weenies

don't have the stomach for it like i do

well it's great being the best daredevil

in the galaxy

[Applause]

just burns me up when he does that

here

i'm a lean mean hostility machine

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here are two more notable nominees

electromag and jetblaster electromag

why don't you demonstrate your magnetic

powers

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but don't keep our guests in suspense

just carry out my official order

obliterate them

nice office

let's test the construction biker mice

oh yes

nice and solid oh do me too please

please

[Applause]

we've got to get out of here

ally

oop

got it

[Applause]

ally

oh

pardon my fist

oh yeah that's nice

you might

must know

we can't take him here

i've got a plan let's ride

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you'll not escape me

and jet blaster my dear hot head

i realize it's not in your job

description but how are you at roasting

rodents

[Music]

first step find the big cheese yeah and

toast his tail

speaking of toast

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whoa hot stuff let's trash this toaster

battle mode bros

prepare

i think that boy's been eating too much

taco sauce or even lip burger's breath

isn't that hard to take

you said it let's scrub his mug bros

it's time to rock

and ride

literally

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oh

can a fella have an accident once in a

while

hey frederick no fred

you wouldn't believe how painful these

shackles are little

don't buddy me

you mock me stop it

let us now meet our next nominee

have we destroyed that irritating radio

station yet just ahead gonna rock it

down

huh

that's far enough limburger it's those

wretched rodents drill them now

it bros fire it will i'd rather fire at

the machine just do it

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let's make that red turntale and run

back where he came from good idea you

can't do as much damage that way it's

turning

are we the baddest underground sensation

or what

not this way you stop it

turn around those plastic mice are

then take care of them

gladly

nothing a tunnel rat likes more than a

good quarry

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oh now what then it's bad news no it's

good news biker mice for me

you see you're about to be destroyed

meet your personal escort to the

afterlife

tunnel rat

i tear pieces to pieces

let's rock and ride rock

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never thought i'd say it but i'm getting

a little tired of hard rock

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this guy is one whacked out gone gopher

let's bring him down and get our tails

topside yeah fast the radio reception

down here is lousy

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you all certainly have one delightful

thing in common my vile villains those

tail whipping interlopers the biker mice

bring them back here limburger

yes

[Laughter]

start

spreading some blues

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well

this seems as good a time as any to

introduce our final nominee

may i introduce a particularly

despicable desperado recently returned

from a six year shall we say

sure

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civilian

[Applause]

scragged the building too

it's a good feeling

that

building

was my new limburger tower and through

your construction boy you should thank

me

now

enough of this chin wagon i want a full

briefing on this mission your mission my

dear pulverizer is to capture the

annihilator oh

and while you're at it you shall

eliminate the scourge of my existence

the biker mice from mars like myself

look like sloppy soldiers to me it'll be

my pleasure to pulverize them

[Laughter]

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oh man looks like the star attraction's

still under wraps we're not here to

sightsee vincent

you can lose your fear of the enemy but

you can never lose your fear of me now

march

hey

we scott keeps quiet but we don't want

no ones to catch us

the door's locked sometimes you gotta

grab it by the knob and pulverize it in

the face

well we may not be here to sightsee but

there's a sight to see

it's those offensive creeps then let's

mount us our own offenses yeah we'll

give them a real arms display that's

right with some of our own heavy

a*tillery

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these guys handled them hamsters

i'm gonna tear out their whiskers and

use them to floss my teeth

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and dear guests our distinguished panel

of judges have given me the official

envelope so without further ado

and the winner is

lawrence l limberger right him right oh

oh oh i just don't know what to say

except that i'm deeply honored

with me please give us a reason or you

will be immediately exterminated

well in view of such impressively potent

discord i hereby offer the bonus prize

to one and all in the auditorium

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[Applause]

hey looking for us bass breath you

didn't think we'd leave without saying

goodbye did you

because we're souped up sizzled out and

set to socialize biker my style

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somebody get them

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taxi

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what's around the auditorium hotshot and

don't spare the jet fuel

you bad boys are booked on the red eye

express

ladies and

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has left the gentlemen

can we crash a party or what

i like to be remembered well we

definitely left an impression

let's rock

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what's that you say

a request

why i'd love to when the moon

oh well at least my tower still stands

and then there's all of this exotic

weaponry

oh lord

these ticking ones appear to be martian

mice grenades

of course

the perfect end to a memorable evening

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