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02x15 - Stalkers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x15 - Stalkers

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ride free beautiful citizens

wow

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hey bro

not too shabby that lady was checking

you out seriously of course you were

blocking her view of me yeah throttle

she was giving you the old loving eye

yeah you kind of get used to it after a

while hey speaking of eye keep yours

peeled for trouble oh please what kind

of trouble you think we'll find here

that kind of oil spills all over the

road when there's oil you know all the

petrol breath has been oozing around

bingo let's rock

and ride

ah

what a beautiful idyllic scene it's

really quite a shame that i'm going to

have to completely obliterate it

yeah obligatize it

well now i wouldn't stake your rep on

that diagnosis doc you see we kind of

like the view as is making waves again

oh i think not you see you're just in

time to help me test my new tsunami

generator

oh man you said it bro looks like the

wet looks about to come back in a big

way

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so

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oh

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i can't be creamed there's still raises

to be won girls who haven't met me

besides we gotta save them fishermen

wheel and reel maneuver six

okay now let's catch us a limited

carbuncle yeah afraid it ain't gonna

happen moto looks like this is one that

got away

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at least we caught some big ones say

nice catch yeah what are we using for

bait i don't know some kind of cheese oh

geez jesus

whose deal

you got it bro oh you bros just never

been on a really good fishing trip i

remember back on mars

i used to take my little nephew rimfire

fishing in this secret canal i knew

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oh yeah let me tell you bros there was

some righteous fishing well rimfire's

not a kid anymore remember might have

grown out of the sport hey what's a

fisherman always a fisherman just hope

young rimfire's keeping his powder dry

and staying out of trouble up there

command center this is rimfire do you

read report of renewed plutarchy and

presence on mars confirmed but not for

long

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hey you there rode hold it

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eat flaming martian vengeance you

plutarchy and lap dogs perfect

i've seen enough

take him

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go soak your own heads you sand raider

trash you need the bath more than me ah

your tank decoy would be great enough to

bring one of these rodents from its lair

and you see what a keen fighter he be

not right gentleman a martian mouse is

just the sort of quarry you find

sportsman i've been seeking eh

and this is a splendid

i don't know

we heard these were the top of the line

ah i fear these three pretties be not

available at the moment no no no no not

at the moment although they most

certainly will be offered to you as soon

as they are captured hey i don't know

what this is all about but you leave my

uncle moto out of it

hunky mold away well now as you can hear

this won't be from that very same

championship stock hunting him would be

the challenge you'd be looking for i

guarantee it

hunting

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very well

we will pay your price

take him out to the desert of shadows

and give him a ten minute head start we

will hunt him there he'll be a warm up

for those

other three

sorry to disappoint you gentlemen

but this target is gonna play hard to

hit

gotta warn uncle moto

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no apology

necessary the tougher the quarry the

better we like it and now

the hunt

begins

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oh yeah still got that old magic moto

touch with the lure oh

why make it hard on yourself personally

if i ever go fishing with you i'm using

grenades yeah well thanks for the

warning i think i'll stick to rimfire as

a fishing partner

after all as my dear old mama always

said

no no she didn't say what hey

that's rimfire

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rimfire what happened what's your status

i'm going down

it's headed right for us rimfire's on it

helmets on we got a ship to catch

let's rock

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run on our way vincent this is ground

zero you get charlie girl out of here

i'm done

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wait a minute come on big fella blue

turkey and steel gonna need two missiles

let's rescue seven what i i don't

remember them no surprise there buddy

i'm making this one up as i go

oh mama you told me there'd be days like

this

i'm counting on you bro

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again i swear that scoreboard's like a

magnet for crashing spaceships yeah

maybe we should just paint a target on

the thing

hey

anybody want a sign for this rimfire

look how

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but the quarry is in range we have not

purchased a permit to hunt here and we

must play this one

by the rules

observe

the trophy mice we have found them

at last most prestigious quarry in the

universe

this could be the greatest hunt in the

history of sport yes

but we need a permit from the local

plutarchian in residence

a certain lawrence limburger hey scope

it out bros they seem to be calling it a

day i don't think they're gone

those are stalkers trophy hunters they

won't give up they're up to something

and you can bet they'll be back yeah and

we'd better get prepped gee what should

i wear to this party

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whenever i feel a little depressed this

place always elevates my amphibious

spirits

my personal hall of triumphs

ah but then i see this and i'm depressed

once more earth

this puny planet has been nothing but

one frustrating series of setbacks after

another but no more i swear it

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i did indeed tell me my dear doctor you

tested the tsunami generator

yes you're over fitness and it worked oh

uh perfectly your creamy smoothness oh

although the bike of ice unfortunately

escaped their destruction yes somehow

i've come to expect that sad truth

and word has it also saving some

loathsome fishermen too

however

why pray tell have you not proceeded to

step two the destruction of chicago's

entire gold coast the richest territory

in the city perfect for destruction and

limburgerization shall we say

unfortunately your cheesiness the device

takes a great deal of power to make a

wave large enough i will have to tap

into the city's power line

i see

and of course those blasted biker mice

are aggravatingly certain to show up and

interfere

that unpleasant thought did cross my

mind your fetish

only there was a way of keeping them

busy and out of my fins

hmm

i would pay a vast sum

a veritable fortune to anyone who could

what

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what is the meaning of this outrage

how dare you come in here

do you know who i am

of course

mr limburger you are the top fish yes

well

true enough

but who are you

we are stalkers

mr limberger we wish to pay you for the

privilege of hunting in your territory

hunting my territory my dear gentlemen

what on earth are you planning to hunt

these fine trophy mice the best in the

universe we would pay well for the

privilege

really

i do believe something

eminently satisfactory could be arranged

this is really good what is it that my

boy is something we call the hot dog

yeah buddy

food of the gods finest cuisine on the

planet

and when washed down with the vintage

good beer

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time to flush them out dogs are root

beer is an expl*sive combination

oh bros speaking of expl*sive this

party's about to become a blowout

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failed dudes that baby's about to blow

never fear minnie's here

oops

hey we lucked out it's only a smoke

grenade i'm locked out smells worse than

limburger's pits on a muggy day oh man

that's so much for my heroic sacrifice

it's a trap the stalkers are trying to

roust us out you got that right kid

rimfire you and charlie hang back what

are you gonna do we're gonna do what we

do best nephew

uh oh kid that comes

we used to use the door this time

sort of hey you stinking rats we're

coming to get yous

use guys ready

guys

guys

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[Applause]

all right talk fast grease gusher where

are the stalkers uh i don't know i swear

they was right behind me a minute ago

hey

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don't sh**t at mice if you can't pay the

price

where'd it go

vincent behind you

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ain't nobody blindsides

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darn it

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can't fight these guys if we can't get

him in front of us yeah well then we'll

just have to get him behind us you mean

run oh man you know what that'll do to

my machismo rating at least we'll know

where they are vincent on our tails

let's rock

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where are they going it's a trick

they're trying to get the stalkers to

follow

this may be our chance to get out of

here and regroup to help stop

grim fire

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i think they're still behind us that's

hard to tell them boys are slippery and

greased snakes

well hey

speaking of snakes

look what i spy with my pink little eyes

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oh baby life is good

oh hurry

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well do we pound them that is standard

procedure mayday mayday hang on bros

go ahead charlie they got rimfire the

stalkers they got him they took him back

to the tower to use

oh mama oh man how about you charlie you

okay yeah they let me go they said

they said i had no trophy value well you

do to me stifle vinny this isn't

the time charlie's right vincent we got

to get rimfire and i got just the plan

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let's see

this gizmo changes the whatchamacallit

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to catch some mice interesting are you

sure it'll work

believe us

our plans always work we've collected a

lot of trophies still

they shall get that come up and shortly

hmm all that remains now is this

hello

hello

kindly activate the tsunami generator

and obliterate the gold coast would you

my dear doctor oh yes right away your

crust regenerates

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how can this be

it's the wrong shape

right on the money buddy let's haul tail

bros

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here they come

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perhaps you would care to notice that

they're not the only thing coming you

idiots

look

just

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looks like these stalkers are saggers

now yeah rimfire will haul their sorry

butts back to mars for trial in their

own spaceship which reminds me where is

rimfire uh he went fishing with moto

at this time of night

said he knew a perfect place someplace

he called stink fish lake

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oh just like old times isn't enough you

it sure is okamoto

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there's a big juicy one now

hey uncle moto i think i got a bite it

feels like a fat one

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[Applause]

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