01x11 - Steelfinger

[bunniefuu]

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and you shall have it your ranking

reekiness

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the first phase of my

iron resolve is already underway

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is

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look at all these clowns sleeping on the

job hey doc ready to darken the day's

work

the transport tunnel is already set up

and operating you stagnant

we're ready to steal

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then let's pour it on

better just pour yourself a cool one

grease

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now

let's rock

and ride

dump and jump maneuver three now

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yeah

we think you need a little iron in your

diet

another cliffhanger definitely a tense

if this was a james b*mb movie the cool

titles would start now

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like

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now

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[Applause]

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say bye bye

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no 22. oh man

how do you spell relief i'll tell you

how i spell it whip tail yeah

music to my ears

let's do it

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in time

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steal yourselves for action bros cause

surf's up

what is taking those hook to school

against mine so

now

get us out of here

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quick bros maneuver number seven number

six number six okay number six

digging number six coming right up okay

heads up bros let's see if we can't cook

their tails for keeps this time time to

grill us a big cheese sandwich now aim

for the tires on three one two

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

keep doing they're getting away yeah we

had those heads cold red light bros oh

man we always obey the law of vincent

failure

once again you feeble-brained fools

managed to muffle it

sorry boys sorry's not good enough

bluetock needs steel

and i have a plan guaranteed to procure

an awesome ocean of iron for my beloved

home planet

but there is just one

rather three little problems the uh uh

the biker mice boys of course the biker

mice you ethic

no matter what miniscule mission of

menace i attempt to embark on those

worthless wombats always arrive to

interfere

and why

because you can't stop them what are you

a man or a mouse

a man

i think unfortunate

a mouse might do a better job

that's it

uh

watch it boys a mouse

one of the biker mice

if i can get one of them to join my side

i would have an assistant worthy of the

title

one of the biker mice themselves yeah

that's the ticket

ah now come on mr limburger

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a sensitive sort of fellow just the one

to get the job done

now all i have to do

is make him mine

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problem with having a mechanical wing is

i always get stuck having to do the root

beer runs

besides this old arm's getting a little

rusty and dented

and i gotta admit

it's kind of ugly too

james b*mb would never have a creaky old

mechanical arm like this

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man something sure stinks around here

smells almost like

almost like greetings

dear friend

limburger oh do be a good chap and put

that away i've not come here to battle

i've come here to bargain i don't

bargain with stinkin plutarchy and slime

fish gum whatever you want the answer's

no

oh really

a doctor carb uncle show my prospective

new employee his signing on bonus

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easy on the equipment guys this stuff

doesn't come cheap you know

sorry charlie ma'am who was a little hot

under the helmet yeah i had a run in

with limb burger that would do it all

right

are you okay moto did he hurt you

no worse he offered me a job what um

don't worry don't worry i ain't gonna

take it but he had this this pretty new

arm all smooth and shiny not old and

creaky like this one

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poor guy this just isn't like him yeah

we gotta cheer him up somehow i could

sing him a song vinny aren't things bad

enough maybe there's something on the

tube like a james b*mb movie

in other news lawrence limburger has

almost finished construction on the

world's largest solar power plant

capable of supplying all of chicago's

power needs for free

what

oh man what's that stink ball up to now

limburger has generously offered to

trade the power plant to the city in

exchange for this rather disgusting

sewage treatment plant the mayor and our

city leaders have promised to give limb

burger an answer by tomorrow i'm back to

you jim then that's the weirdest thing i

ever heard yeah let's see what with a

sewage treatment plant doesn't he stink

bad enough already yeah good gag of

maggot

hmm

that treatment plant collects all the

runoff from the city sewers and storm

drains that's nothing that even plutarch

would want hero time we gotta find out

what that catfish bait is up to any

suggestions how

yeah well uh

i i

i

no

well i think i have an idea bros what we

need is a secret agent

delighted you decided to join me dear

chap

absolutely delighted

i couldn't be more pleased anything you

want is yours anything at all where's

the arm

except that

what

well you must understand dear boy we

have been enemies a long time you'll

have to begin on a trial basis

say

a month after that the arm is yours oh

yeah well tell me you rancid

uh

your respectedness what do i have to do

i'll be giving a costume ball tonight

all of chicago's most influential people

will be there i'm trying to convince

them to accept my generous offer of the

power plant yeah then why are you

trading your brand new power plant for a

stinking old sewage plant anyway uh

my dear muscular mouse i fear that must

remain my little secret

but i would prefer that the proceedings

remain free of say

a less desirable variety of vermin

gotcha

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there'll be no trouble

excellent

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whoa

remind me never to get moto really mad

at me yeah well just so long as limb

burger bought it now stay low bro we got

to be ready in case moto needs backup

you think he can handle this

he's been watching james b*mb movies all

day man he's primed

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name please

sir

mouse moto mouse

my new assistant

oh kindly extend him every courtesy yes

sir

wonderful costume sir you actually look

like a

mouse

uh may i get you anything yes root beer

very cold not shaken not stirred

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man

a mouse could get used to this

oh man he's making time while we're

freezing our tails off

get off of me

he's getting the women while i get the

wildlife oh

this ain't right i'm the cool one in the

group

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so you think you could take my job there

well this bus saw bullish and cut you

down a size

steel finger

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danger is my business

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having fun

charlie ma'am what are you doing here

what you are supposed to be doing namely

finding out what limburger's up to come

on

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i found this door looks like limburger's

got something to hide behind it

it's locked

got the key right here step aside

smooth

i like that in a mouse

look

it's a scale model of chicago and here's

limburger's power plant and over here is

the sewage treatment plant this whole

setup stinks limburger's got something

dastardly up to sleep i know it but what

the melted steel flows into the storm

drain and ends up at the treatment plant

where the big cheese sends it to

plutarch that's why limburger wanted the

treatment plant he's gonna use it to

steal chicago's steel very good mr mouse

you've discovered my little plan

but i'm afraid your cleverness has just

cost you an arm and your life

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i guess this mouse won't be needing a

monkey suit anymore

too bad you looked good oh you really

should remain in formal dress dear boy

it's so suitable for the occasion

the occasion of your demise

nobody's demising today cheese lips here

comes the cavalry

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is this the nick of time or what i

thought those maddening mice had been

vaporized yeah we can't believe

everything you see fish eyes

watch the merchandise sweetheart

let's rock

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quickly it's almost dawn we must

activate the solenois and melt the

metropolis before those blasted like a

mice interfere

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uh oh the big cheese made it inside yeah

things could start getting a little hot

around here

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what is it don't you observe that i'm

occupied i simply wish to report that

the sun has now reached full intensity

your full fragrance

chicago meltdown may begin

oh hot news flash bros about another 10

seconds shy town's gonna be fried town

let's ride and rock

just a few more seconds and chicago will

be my own delightful deep-dish

pizza

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i'd cancel that order then burger yeah

cause we're here to deliver our own

specialty turkey and pizza with extra

stink cheese in 30 seconds or less yeah

and you pay

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hey there boss man time to discuss my

resignation show's over doc just get up

and come along quietly here i'll give

you a hand a hand

an excellent idea you mutant moles

but let me give you one instead

yes and it's yours all yours all you

have to do is release me

release you

exactly permit me to depart and that

spectacular new arm is yours to possess

that new arm for me

that's right

put me down

release me and the arm is yours what do

you say

what do i say

i say i'd give both my arms to get rid

of a stink fish like you

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just can't beat the real thing

now for the final test

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say what come on you can't stay here

there's something i gotta do

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my dear dr carbuncle does it seem

unusually warm in here to you

oh no

how typical

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you bet

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save the day and do it in style we are

the baddest mamma jammers in the

universe

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so

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so

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you