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01x04 - We Don't Need No Stinkin' City

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

01x04 - We Don't Need No Stinkin' City

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hey bros here's the problem

that's music to get my torque wrench

cooking you're cooking with too much

grease

this crankcase freaks innocence

steam cleaned everything

that's grease all right transit and

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don't worry i got it i got it

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oops i'll bet that really smarts her

chrome dome

hey uses the inventor i ain't the one

that forgot to handle this is a b*mb not

luggage you battling oil

well if it ain't the degenerate

sleaze brain and sludge

you boys look

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is but you went

whoa the top 60

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hey countdown bad guys are booking

nothing double their moto hey bros

i got something kind of expl*sive i'd

like to get off my chest

we've got less than a minute to get this

off him vinny gets a one-way ticket back

to mars

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ah

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i

[Applause]

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just you and me babe

about a billion pieces

you stop it i'm trying to concentrate

just trying to be romantic well romeo

you need a lot more practice and i'm not

sure you have the time

got a favorite color-wise guy

blue like your eyes babe my eyes are

green

whoops

whoops is right

15 seconds

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10 seconds

this is such a rush

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guess i won't get my picture on the

cereal box huh

gonna be mouse mate salad

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as soon as those two adults have

returned i want to see them in my office

judge it would seem you have failed

again

you have failed as you always have

failed completely

do you know what this means we get to go

union

no

it means that i have to pay for outside

help

is that bad it shall be deducted from

your pay

hey wait a minute i never get paid and

at that price you're overpriced

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my dear disease degenerate doctor

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the most disgusting team of twisted evil

enforcers plutarch ever

produced not the smurfs dismiss those

small timers from your mind i'm speaking

of the scum of the universe

bring me

the loogie brothers

not the lookie brothers

[Music]

do you get

a perfect day for paid here at quigley

field all of denver bay's fans are here

coach mike ditto and the grizzlies have

won the toss and have elected to receive

[Music]

nice kick

ooh hard hit bros no guts no glory well

that player was packed full of glory

then they're bringing out mobs i should

have gone long come on bros let's show

them how it's done you got it

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down and out

heads up

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oh them c*ck make the biggest

holes i've ever seen oh he's on the

third the fourth the fifth he's a tank

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touchdown

more like a squash down

i could make a big play for you

oh let me up you lummoxes you just

sacked your lunch

we jumped our junk food

looks like it was quite a spread

i just spent 20 minutes in line to get

those hot dogs just once i wish you fuzz

faces would go get your own munchies you

know one good look at us we sure cut

down the lines speak for yourself bro

i'm sorry charlie it's all my fault but

would you mind

oh not right i'll get some more just

watch the horse play some of us aren't

half metal you know

20 hot dogs

great now how about some mustard

a big bottle

phew what's that smell

did i step

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what's happening out there big fella i

don't know but this is the halftime show

it stinks

man something does anyway

we know you are here

we know you cannot resist the football

game we are hacker

and hanker

brothers

and we want to tear you up we are the

scum of the universe

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but nobody messes with our ball game

especially plutarchy and stingfish like

you

time to rumble bros deep space mode yeah

keep the stink out let's rock

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this is tasty

look out

that was a close one this is closer

give it up skunk boys

what

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hey

hold back bros you've got charlie time

to regroup

i'm with you

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whatever you want lady

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charlie's doing the asphalt dive then

fire a bang

oh god

no trajectory's off

ready interceptor who's better worker

charlie street pizza

gotcha

wonderful so who's got you don't sweat

it babe this is standard hero work

yo bike throw us a line

make it like a trout charlie we're gonna

get real

now i know how a flounder feels yeah

ready to cook

stash those spatulas bros

meet the catch of the day

real glad you're not sidewalk souffle

charlie yeah would have made me sad

besides you owe us lunch ah you guys are

all jerks but you're still the greatest

hey don't get too happy yet babe

those putrid punks the loogies are still

out there no telling what sordid stunt

they and limburger are gonna pull next

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hello uh yes yes i i'm very sorry about

the spell

hello i'll look into it

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hello and

no i believe it's sewer pipe maybe we

should evacuate the building

hello

no

it's not me

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this really cheeses me off

carbuncle my dear deviant

what in the name of fruit talk are you

doing and why pray tell me are those

flatulent failures still polluting my

building

my favorite guy

well

this machine is measuring the location

intense order

apparently their stench rises in

accordance to the amount of earth junk

food they see

as to part two of your question they

won't leave because they love

no no no no no we have to do something

i'm a plutakian and even i'm ready to

lose my lunch

yummy noms

do you see that

that's the most disgusting apparent

odious

yes

yes

oh pardon me my dear doctor

did i hear you say they could stink up

the entire city

oh that's it

it'll work

eat up my lads you're eating for

lawrence limburger now

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[Applause]

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it's working

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i'm a genius

but of course i knew that

oh yes oh run

run you fools flee the diabolical

brilliance of lawrence limberger

and while you're all running to peoria

i'll gut chicago

[Laughter]

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i smell something well don't look at me

yeah i had a bath last week no no this

smells like trouble

big trouble like

like that

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oh reek city rolling bros

grab your helmets

that stink was worse than a bus station

bathroom you guys okay charlie took a

direct hit to the nose old factory

overload she's out for the duration guys

we can't wait

something's rotten in the city of

chicago do we know what that means

let's rock and roll

they think this thinks they should try

working without pay for a while that's

what really stinks

whoops more repression at the working

class

hey mr lim boycott we got mice

well then dearborn

exterminate them

do i get paid for that

certainly i'll double your salary

now

you got it mr l

wow i used to get paid nothing now i'll

get twice as much

it's speeding up

oh please hey no one can outrun the

baddest motorcycle mama jamma from mars

that's why they call him the leader on

the track

bros

keep on him

they're heading for the freeway

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you'll have to do better than that man i

was born right in the freeway not like

this

the wrong way on a one way no way

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heads up bros

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don't get the pavement never kiss on the

first date yeah like i believe that yeah

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there's rotten rodents actually gaining

on us

get out there and stop them oh can't

move too many roast poodles

that's hot dogs you bloated

scum of the

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just do it

i think i'm gonna

and look

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man i love these wild rides

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holy moly senior citizens platter fest

nobody runs over old ladies while i'm

around

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sorry about that new driver man i'll

take care of him because my dear old

grayford mama used to say

courtesy is the rule of the road ride

free citizen

waste those wicked mama jammers bike

boys

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play time's over flank them and skank

them

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hey what was that

stay a reckoning

now i want you to be a good boy and

apologize to that nice old lady you

almost ran down like right now

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had to step out for a minute limburger

so we're your designated drivers

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excuse me

were there any messages while i was out

just once fish face adios

let's go cause that stink is gonna blow

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[Applause]

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yep that's my guys always going for the

big finish

no bigger blast than a blast off hey

bros yeah a great launch makes me hungry

for lunch there should be plenty of hot

dogs now that lookies are gone what do

you say

what else

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whoa i guess this means i could take the

rest of the day off with pay

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[Applause]

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you