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02x34 - Experiment in Evil

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x34 - Experiment in Evil

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three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

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thank you

yes what's taking him so long he's gonna

been here by now

wow is that the phone

is he is he here

the monsters are up to something yeah

they didn't even try to eat us well you

sure you don't want us to stick around

well absolutely uh go have some fun play

basketball you deserve a little combat

break and I'll keep an eye on the

Monsters

see you later bye

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basketball those kids should be out

being the Beetleborg yeah

and then call right but the Crustaceans

and Boron are even worse is The Sooner

they're completely defeated the sooner

our afterlife can get back to normal

yeah I know you guys are up to something

flower do we look like we're up to

something

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I up

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commit once in answer to your desperate

call for help you actually asked him

here

take this

there's a method to the madness

ah now that is adorable I have come to

his house

to work on my most recent terrifying

discovery

that's fantastic

root of all evil

it is just what you need to settle the

giant purple you told me about right

yeah hey let's get the doctor settled

get his bag here we'll be right this way

Doug you can stay in my sarcophagus

you guys aren't thinking about meddling

with the crustaceans in boron I hope not

relaxed keep worrying too much let's get

him to his bed

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a terrifying Discovery

a terrifying Discovery

Mega new cause we want to know about

this right away

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the creatures you draw me are useless I

drew you don't change the subject

Baron von frank and beans is out of

Hillhurst he has a new evil discovery

if he has a new evil Discovery I want to

be the first to see it bring him to me

oh with pleasure

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doctor The Beetleborgs can't defeat

Megan Lucas that's why we decided to

take things into our own hands if you

want to fight evil you must be more evil

this guy knows what he's talking about

the Crustaceans get their creatures from

drawings

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create from nature the greatest force in

the universe

wow sounds good to me

formula is ready for the final

ingredient

of all evil

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what's up with the big egg

oh it is the first stage what whatever

is inside is going to be terrible

very impressive yeah

when your egg experiment are coming with

me

oh

don't tell me

some things happen to the doctor

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horrible took the Baron von Franken

beans he took his evil creation too yeah

he made one to conquer Mega Lucas but it

hadn't hatched yet flapper you've got to

help us out what can I do

nothing you're right no no uh talk to

the kids The Beetleborgs can get the

baron back I feel terrible it's all my

fault oh Lord

no Frankie

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all right all right I'll see what I can

do

I can't help but point out I told you to

stay out of the Crustaceans business

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Dr Perrin Von frankenby

Steven had breakfast yet

but first hand over the evil experiment

you've been working on and if I don't

then you will be the late bear on Von

Franken beans

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[Laughter]

and you called my Creations useless what

is this

early stage of development

[Applause]

what am I supposed to do with it

let it hatch

how do I do that

I have an idea

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humility

Islands cartoonist

you can't draw a worthy opponent for The

Beetleborgs

is hatch one

two points Nice Shot Roland all right

hey Drew

don't dribble what's going on well the

monsters were up to something they

invited Dr Baron von Franken beans to

create a monster and no mega Lucas has

them both that sounds bad

with better Burton check it out well

good luck let's go ready

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to make a new kids together that's a

dangerous combination I see we hurry we

better take rebelberg with us we may

need him let's go

okay Drew get to it right axle sword

all right

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we need you I'm here to serve the

Crustaceans have captured a crazy

scientist in his evil creation yeah and

that means big trouble I'm ready meet us

at the old charterville Cemetery I'll be

there waiting for you

okay guess we better hurry

all in favor of taking the cycle cards

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how much longer is this going to take

you quack

yeah

how long

saddle super

man

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is it ready you could hatch it anytime

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I'd recognize those footsteps anywhere

watch them if the egg hatches report to

me immediately my Lord and I will look

into this disturbance my Lord give me

the astrolabs

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there's Rubble blood good eyes I have

something that will slow him down bar on

arise

foreign

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Franken beans and his evil experiment

we're gonna have to come up with a plan

I'm calling the battle Vehicles good

idea right

they're calling their vehicles

let them the hardest battle is over I'll

have a new more terrifying weapon

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that guy can sleep anywhere

foreign

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[Laughter]

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you are slipping robot you are dreaming

I don't think so

I've got the Target on my screens and

locked in

is in my sights

hit he's down and out

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boron has been defeated again forget

Baron it is hatching hi monster

Boron return

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stations but no bearing in our bars

you've won for the last time

they'll get theirs later

what were they so happy about It's gotta

have something to do with Baron von

frankenbee's creation and that can be

big trouble

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laughs

here it is

hmm they must have Dr Von Franken beans

and his evil creation trapped down

inside the Crypt yeah so what's the plan

what do I say yeah

we go in get the baron and get out as

easy as that we may have to Camp some

Crustaceans along the way I'm liking

this play more and more

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I don't see anything yeah I don't either

it's a little bit too quiet in here

it's coming from over there come on

let's check it out

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are you all right I am on harm what

my evil creation is on the loose with

the Crustaceans no no they were so

frightened they ran away frightened of

your creature it is horrible

some of my best work the monsters at

Hillhurst ask for a creature to uh

terrify the crustaceans

and it did but there's just one problem

what if it decides to go for a walk and

destroys the city hmm

I didn't think of that well it's time we

did we've got something that'll do the

job be careful it is an experimental

formula of roots and lots of chemicals

so it is highly expl*sive we've gotta

get moving I can take care of this

problem

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thank you oh come on let's hurry

thank you

I thought I heard something in here

ah there it is again it is grinding its

teeth he must be looking for something

to eat

why are you stopping come on

be careful guys he can be anywhere

else after yeah

yeah we couldn't have gotten too far

keep your eyes open

and be in here it's not come in

weirdest feeling like we're being

watched

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no wonder the Crustaceans took off and

you are next

of pets

yeah we must not let it leave this cave

she's daylight it will destroy Whatever

Gets in its way a plant could do that is

this is not your ordinary IP let's

spread out moving slowly very slowly

hello

this is another fine mess you've got

yourself into

oh my God

[Applause]

it's got all of us

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now take your wheels

I can't reach my database

[Laughter]

you must Savor them being moved to

destroy the plant

my honestly which is the main route oh

the Winner's got these

[Applause]

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thank you I think it's time we go Mega

so we're gonna root this planet

you don't have to ask me twice

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got Mega to deal with

a remarkable print smoke application are

you familiar with the molecular makeup

of the armor later doc we've still got a

plant to prune yes yes it must be

stopped remember the main root chef

and next explode

we've really fizzled that power plant

remarkable specimen but Woodwinds yeah

yeah for a minute I thought there might

be Turtle you've got to get out more

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we get real tired of those experiments

give us a pleasant stage but you really

must be going we hate to see you go but

since you've been absolutely no use to

us at all don't let the door itch on the

way out

Mr Baron

mushroom I'm sorry Frankie but I must

get back to my laboratory at home it is

better equipped for me to start my new

experiments

more experiments

here we go again and now and now doctor

have you learned anything from this last

experiment of course I have

if you create an egg

the Yoke may be on you

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thank you

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