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02x21 - The Poe and the Pendulum

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x21 - The Poe and the Pendulum

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three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

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thank you

you never cease to amaze me whatever

these are the best maggot Burgers you've

ever made

if you were already dead

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I need a new girl

I hope you've left and saved room for my

special dessert Black Raven bye

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thanks for saving some for me now I have

to make another one for myself relax

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ation

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Raven is mine

who are you the name is Bo that's Edgar

Allan Poe Edgar Allan Poe the writer but

I thought you died over a hundred years

ago

I did now I'm a ghost friend

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he's Edgar Allan Poe

greatest writer of horror fiction ever

yes he wrote The Black Cat The Pit in

the pendulum and of course premature

Berry I knew those people Once Upon a

Midnight dreary while I pondered weak

and weary over many acquainted curious

volume of Forgotten Lord all I know that

nearly napping suddenly there came a

tapping someone wrapping gently rapping

at my chamber door

to some visitor I muttered rapping at my

Chambers or only this and nothing more

nothing

I've read every book you've ever written

but you have only one small volume there

's digestion condensed milk version

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oh this would make a splendid place to

write my new book The Murders At The Rue

Hillhurst

I'm sure there are many stories to be

Unearthed here

yeah

this place can be quiet too

deathly quiet as long as those pesky

kids aren't around yeah

basketball

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games hopefully the monsters are in a

friendly mood today I doubt it don't bet

on it don't bet on it is that one of

flowers Creations I don't know let's

hurry and get in there yeah

Robert hey flabber I'm still with that

crazy Raven

That's My Crazy Raven who's calling who

zip the big birdie boy

kids I would like you to meet Edgar

Allan oh we've invited him to stay here

and write his new book that's right

flower I'm going to be interviewing each

and every one of you to include in my

book

all right never mind her

let's start with me you when I was a

young wisdom would you like to hear

about the time I really would

what an opportunity all of the secrets

of the monsters will be revealed in that

book

secrets that we can use to destroy them

and The Beetleborgs

let's go tell mucus laughs

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they'll tell him every minute to detail

and that poor character is interviewing

the monsters right now

you're quite right that book will be

very valuable those stupid Monsters will

reveal secrets about themselves blabber

and The Beetleborgs which we can use to

destroy them yes now all we need is less

fortunes to create a creature to steal

the book for us

cartoons

foreign

let me take a wild guess

you need a hideous creature battle The

Beetleborgs but won't be defeated by any

of their special weapons right

wrong

we need a Sly creature that can sneak

into Hillhurst steal a book from the

monsters

why didn't you say so

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oh

neat

it's mole monster

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all right

fantastic

excellent now all we have to do is wait

for Mr Poe to gather all the information

for us

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I'm here for my interview

Edgar

it's Mr Paul of course I'm ready for my

interview

Mr Poe and I'm ready for you

I know I haven't saved in two thousand

don't know where you're going I still

haven't told you about

hey what's the fangs hairy face

all right all right hope I don't get

rabies come with me I'm for your energy

I have a new interview technique I want

to try out on you stand right there

wow

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kind of lays on you like a ton of bricks

doesn't it

oh Mr Poe I'm glad you're here I've been

working on a new Pearl

suddenly there Comes A Time

hopping at my coffin door whoa the bat

riding something like that deserves this

this

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locked in freshness

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thank you

hey flapper what you looking for oh

fangular moms and Wolfgang didn't show

up for breakfast this morning I can't

find them anywhere

why don't you go see if Frankie beans

knows anything and we'll check with

little ghoul hey good idea come on

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excuse me little girl

now what do you kids want sorry but have

you seen fangirl moms in Wolfgang

they're missing

I'll tell you everything I know for a

dollar

here I know that frankular moms and

Wolfgang are missing

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somebody anybody

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what's up with you flavor I thought I

heard someone yell

help from your room oh no no no no what

you heard was me my mouth

and some mouthwash you know the gargling

thing

minty fresh

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where's that coming from

lights make a lot of noise don't they

termites

that's coming from fangula's room

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he thinks it's coming from over here

I decided to take up a new musical

instrument it relaxes me

oh

thank you

baby

what are you doing with bangla's Kate

know where he is

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no gold doesn't know anything

yeah Franken Bean says he doesn't know

anything either but he's acting really

suspicious

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I have to trap you nosy bird

well Mr Poe do you know where the

missing monsters are

as a matter of fact I do it's all in my

new book I was up all night finishing it

now all you have to do is buy a copy to

find out maybe we should wait for it to

come out and paper back

you're going to have to because that

copy is reserved for me

thank you

the literary critic has arrived

take the chill pill

not masterpiece

right

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Thanks for the Memories

my masterpiece we've got to get that

book back I've told Poe all my most

embarrassing Secrets like the time I

couldn't find a date from a high school

prom all five years I was a senior

don't worry flabber we'll get it back

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for the Beetleborg yeah

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on the ground I'll see what my scanner

can find got him he's right you lost hit

the ground the vibrations will drive you

to the surface

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data laser

It's gotta be nearby be careful

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station

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foreign

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it's time to put a new spin on things

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right

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Another One Bites the Dust

here you go Flubber now let's see what

happened to those monsters

the sky is

blue blue blue blue

that's why I'm feeling so blue blue

two huh it's my new book of poetry

reveals the innermost secrets of my

tortured soul

well

wear fangular moms in Wolfgang you said

it'd be in there

what they call aggressive marketing it

made you want to buy the book didn't it

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something's fishy here let's go find out

what's up

foreign

our little bet frank and beans I told

you I could get rid of fangular moms and

Wolfgang now pay off

okay

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this is bizarre

bizarre you call Batman

watch this

laughs

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I guess it was all just a bad dream

that is the last time I eat such a heavy

meal

what makes you think it was all a dream

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thank you