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02x07 - Monster Imposter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x07 - Monster Imposter

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three typical average kids love to read

their comments for baby games

[Applause]

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mentality

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cartoonist

why can't you draw me something that can

defeat the beetlebores look

if you giant freaks of nature

will give me just a little peace and

quiet I mean just

Maybe

I could get some quality work done here

I'm an artist not a copy machine

okay

that's it

we need to get the the source of

the beetleborg's power right

that's why we need a creature that can

copy their appearances and infiltrate

the house

shapeshifter

I call him the changeling hand it over

but if you want them you promise me a

little piece and quiet

done Paisley

[Music]

arrives

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Angeli this is for Target

yes I understand my master he will be no

problem I'll go

[Music]

get out of here

I am still

[Music]

what a

grouchy then back to visit us

all right give it your best shot there

Frankie

[Music]

whoa hole in one hey yo what do you say

Frankie plays on my team

hey guys you all set and ready to go

remember today is Haunted House fix it

every day that's just not gonna happen

come on serve it up Frankie thanks for

nothing

losers I've got a game that's more fun

than that catch me if you can and I'll

show you how to play

[Music]

foreign

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he probably smells as bad as he looks

now where is he

he's horrible looking

um

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what are you doing it's me

[Music]

you mind telling me what's going on here

hey hey there he is what there he is Hey

where's the imposters

what a bunch of maroons

[Laughter]

he's down here

hey that's the Imposter don't you dare

run away from us yeah get back here you

chicken

[Music]

why is it that I do all the work around

here

[Music]

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I'd be glad to blend your hands

[Music]

well I don't know who you are but you're

one good looking fella

[Music]

a little bit

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[Music]

wait a minute

[Music]

why am I running

I'm the

one with magical powers

okay you asked for it

welcome back

[Music]

[Laughter]

it's like I caught myself a little

flower

it's blabulous

[Music]

thank you

okay now that's the last of them great

now let me just sign for delivery and

then we can start putting them away

thanks guys I really appreciate it

did you hear something

I don't think so that's odd I thought I

heard something help me

hear that

[Music]

I need your help quick Robert what's

wrong

[Music]

he's gotta help them

[Music]

thank you

elabor hello

where are you

are you here flower

hey there kitties

flabber are you all right we got your

message

my message

oh yeah my message are you sure you're

all right maybe

[Music]

well then what was that Urgent Message

all about

huh okay Flopper this better be good oh

it's good it's real good

yeah just right down to the bottom

fellas

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

kids

deliver the right to our front door

still warm

[Music]

I got enough of this

[Music]

wait won't you at least order us a pizza

[Music]

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what do you get

what are you doing here

Robert you lock this in the basement

with all the monsters

what's gotten into you

me I was just uh

I was just testing out your super powers

and I must say y'all passed with

blabbing colors

blabber the truth that is the truth and

if you don't believe me now still

[Applause]

oh do you wait till I get out of here

you are so blue

looks like you could use a happy to

do

[Music]

our turnest

your changeling has captured forever but

it's not returned yet

I don't know maybe he's out having some

fun just want to come back I'll need a

squadron of crustacean jet fighters

I'll get him ourselves

[Music]

I'm getting this anywhere

[Music]

hey there's monsters when people find a

bunch of bugs

okay all right

where'd they go

can't we just order a pizza

something weird is going on here and I

want to know what it is quiet look

[Music]

what do you think about that

[Laughter]

the real sliders

but first just a little more fun

[Music]

hey fellas I'm over here whoa Drew it's

you I told you something weird was going

on I say it's time to put an end to all

this

[Music]

what is going on here well who cares

dear fish more kids more food

it's not forever it's some kind of weird

lizard creature it's got the real flower

shop inside a bottom

well then that means that we're the

lizard creature we were chasing must be

the Imposter

[Laughter]

this ought to shake them up

so it's time for me to split

[Music]

you gotta find it it's got flapper

bye-bye suckers got to go

[Music]

[Music]

once changeling brings me flabber I will

have put an end to The Beetleborgs once

and for all there

it goes now

it's not pork

[Music]

cars

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

Joe and I will take care of new kids Ron

you go after that giant lizard yeah

right come on

data binder input car sector cycle

let's get moving

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

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ah there you are

recently enough and now I'm going to

take care of you I don't think so the

town is reckless

[Music]

Now You See Me and now you go

I sure think he's drew a joke

[Music]

two three more right above you I got him

[Music]

that does it for the jet fighters now

let's take care of Lucas and Elmo

yeah

wow they're coming after us

come on let's get out of here what what

about James Lane ye who fights and runs

away lives to fight another day this

isn't over Beetleborgs

oh

[Music]

yeah

I'm gonna change the shape in your face

if you don't get flapper back

you had enough nope we'll give you one

more chance to give back flapper

[Laughter]

yeah

back to the drawing board

[Music]

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that takes care of that problem but now

we need to find a flabber he's got to be

around here somewhere let's start

looking oh finally I'll get some work

done

[Music]

come on

can a guy get any peace and quiet around

here

[Music]

hello

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is that you kids

did you find flapper we did only we're

not sure how to get him out see

me

would you help me guys give me that

bunch of amateurs

powers of magic that made flammer small

undo this spell and make flabberg tall

foreign

[Music]

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I'm glad I'm back now we can finally

begin our haunted house fix it upper day

[Music]

you just can't get good help anymore

Frankie

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

yeah

foreign